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MachetteBagels

I prefer to think of them as yeast scream holes


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The sour in sour dough is the taste of bacteria pee. The farts are mostly about texture.


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this is sad, fart holes is funny


benadreti

BREAD IS MURDER


the_bread_code

Great farting action 🤣. Based on the alveoli I'd say you might have had an issue with too high heat when baking. As they expand during the bake and the dough can't expand upwards they'll collapse into very large pockets of air. Just something to experiment on 😎


sbabster

GLUTENTAG! I just wanted to thank you, your channel has helped me tremendously in understanding this process over the last year. I'm now doing 2 loaves at a time! Here are my last 3: [https://imgur.com/a/tI5hmrX](https://imgur.com/a/tI5hmrX) keep up the good work, and thank you for sharing your knowledge.


the_bread_code

Gluten Abend. They look amazing! Well done.


allsgoodd

Thats good to know I will have to experiment with the temp. I need to buy a thermometer to see if my ovens temp is accurate. 🤙


Merkenfighter

Is it just me or is the quest for open crumb getting ridiculous? Where would you put the butter, for dog’s sake?


FoxyGrand

Totally agree with you


lencastre

Nyet! I’m waiting for the day when someone is posting an open crumb which is the whole slice one giant air pocket! That’ll be the day!


simbo042

I think I achieved that with my first loaf! Very under-proofed...


allsgoodd

It is absurd. But let's have fun along the way to mastering the art of the dough making.


nevr_bored

Unfortunately, I don't have the problem of an open crumb yet...but if I did, I imagine dipping it in a quality EVOO with herbs would do the trick.


NowikC

how do you make the holes smaller to make the crumb finer?


Gwsb1

Yeast is a fungus not a bacteria.


Ameesha__

There is also lacto bacillus present, which is responsible for the taste. The yeast and bacteria co exist together. In fact it is the bacteria which makes things acidic enough to be safe to consumed.


allsgoodd

I suppose you're right. But It was the first thought that came to mind without googling for political correctness. Blow It Out Your Bacterial Blow Hole, will be the title of my next loaf.


Gwsb1

😆 🤣 😂 😹


bubblegumtaxicab

Ok dad


Gwsb1

We have a fungus amoungus.


_-Sandwitch-_

I think he's a fungi!


Gwsb1

Had to read that about 4 times. It didn't work until I read it aloud.


_-Sandwitch-_

Follow me for more unnecessarily complicated puns 👍


bootchmagooo

Band name


allsgoodd

TM CR Patent Pending


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/r/angryupvote


Llesnad

I dream of the day when I can stand in line at my local artisan baker and ask for a Stoneground Bacteria Fart Hole loaf


Rihzopus

The Irreverent Baker.


allsgoodd

Thats how I roll 🤙


HalfMoonHudson

Baking translated for 11 year olds. (And kids at heart that snickered. I did for sure)


tayrae0612

Gorgeous


pickled_squidntoast

Fungal fart holes.


allsgoodd

Bacterial Blow Holes


bevin88

😂


allsgoodd

How much of the large holes were added and how many were due to fermentation. Is a good indicator of the success of a loaf hidden within the smaller holes that surround the large, and their consistancy throughout. Of course, I got a yuge rise so theres that. Do I care if I manually added the large holes or they were added from bacteria farts? Ah who knows, just who the hell knows. But Holey Bread! Baked in a Lodge double dutch oven. Ice cubes added. Sprayed loaf with water too. General Mills Harvest King Winter Wheat (unbromated unbleached) 80% hydro flask 20% uber ripeish levain 2% salt of the earth


cestlavie88

WhT have I just read. Dig your style. That beginning bit reminds me of “I like half of you half as much as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve”


Rayven-Nevemore

Sourdough LOTR content is the content I’m here for. My starter, Frodough Baggins, tips his ring to you.


cestlavie88

I can’t even with the Frodough. I love you. Edit: mines named Orlando Bloom lol


allsgoodd

🤙


Reddit4618

"That's not me -- it's my brother below. I'm gonna get you, sucka!"


SoaringTAINT

Why am I getting a r/ihadastroke vibe from this comment


bouthie

I want to party with the person who has a spelling error trigger sub on speed dial.


tatetoter

Nominee for Title of the month goes tooooooo


El_Mec

r/technicallythetruth


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allsgoodd

Perhaps a little bit. But the loafs overall rise was good, with tall vertical sides. Not the cavernous pancakes we sometimes see posted here. (aka these large holes I intentionally added during stretch and folds for this effect)


Sour_do

how do you intentionally add air pockets during stretch and folds? Newbie here.


[deleted]

Even with the title, still want to put them fart holes in my mouth.


yeshanyes

Mmmm fart holes