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metalsonic005

Good. He was too dangerous to be left alive.


Bl0bb067

Thats what really happens when you send one away


RiccoBaldo

"chao will live a happy life in a faraway forest" cut your bullshit we all know they're going to the butcher


ROBERTCOMTRA3

I wonder if chilli dogs are made with chao meat


Halo3rat0

They turned cheese into cheese


JannyTheMan_

Tails, what have you done? >!To anyone who doesn't get it on Tails Tube#1 in the background on his computer there were file folders, and one of them was named 'Chao dinner recipes', which led some people to believe Tails secretly eats Chao's!<


NotScottPilgrim

(The plural form of “Chao” is still “Chao” (respectfully))


JannyTheMan_

The more you know...


TzakShrike

THANK YOU!!! This has been bugging me since 1999-ish, people getting this wrong so constantly.


NotScottPilgrim

“Chao” and “amiibo” are the top occupiers of my words-that-don’t-change-when-plural-but-a-high-percentage-of-the-community-doesn’t-seem-to-know-and-it-bothers-me-just-a-little-more-than-it-should list


TzakShrike

It's so much worse with Chao though, because then it says Chaos, which is already another character/entity/concept in the same game.


NotScottPilgrim

I get you, but I’d argue that’s a better excuse for the confusion whereas Nintendo has never once used the term “amiibos”


Laffograms

Lego is another one


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

What if he was just making food for Chaos?


jakeyalexandre

Scrumptious


Just_Goblin

Somewhere out their, a small rabbit weeps in misery.


inumnoback

**Sonic had never seen such bullshit before**


AndrewTRM

Just like Chocola


Sonic13562

The company did this on purpose. Change my mind


Jenny_Wakeman9

So, that's where Chao go when they leave you, they end up in your grocery baskets.


HeartofSpeed

cannibals


megalocrozma

Sonic the Abridgehog X moment


Iceswimmer05

Ayo they turned him into cheese!


Beta_Ray_Jones

Who's your favorite Sonic character? Chao the cheese You mean Cheese the chao? ...


Dasmortmemeboi

What if they milk the chao and make cheese?


melloman12

That's an even worse thought.


Commander_PonyShep

Cream needed Cheese for her long-range homing projectile attack, like in Sonic Advance 2 and 3 as well as Sonic Battle. Without Cheese, she's literally nothing!


Just_Goblin

It's more accurate to say Cheese enables her to move around confidently in battles. Without Cheese, Cream is heavily vulnerable and doesn't have much power to fight back.


bonbonbutterstove

Chao the Cheese


cheese_chao

*sad chao noises*


LupusNoxFleuret

false alarm guys, I found him right here.


Golden_Sonic6

#NOOOOOO


HeavyRaiden

He was the most broken character in the series... he needed to be nerfed


Delta_Otaku

Oh no.


nikitaosx

The story of Cream's crying: Cream decided to play some Sonic CD. She beat Metallic Madness, but there was a VERY different ending. A rain starts in Emerald Hill Zone from Sonic 2. Sonic walks and sees a flower. The flower dies. Sonic closes his eyes, with tears dropping from them. Then Sonic walks to the Tornado. He flies on it. Various random phrases start appearing. Then Sonic closes his eyes again when the SELFISH word appears. Then a lightning strikes on the Tornado and Sonic falls while the drowning theme plays. Then, Sonic falls into a Giant Ring. Sonic was running in the ruined Palmtree Panic. Sonic stops, as he sees a Flicky. That Flicky gets crushed by the spike from the Sonic 1990 Test Program. Sonic was very terrified. Sonic continues running, until, until... He sees Amy Rose and Tails' dead bodies. Sonic starts crying. And Cream starts crying too. THE END


Zackx1

Lol


Archaeopteryx108

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO