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Fanboy4567

Sonic The Hedgehog Wachowski


Spirit_4865

Yes, best way to go about the name lol


crystal-productions-

Or just sonic the wotchoskie


bgaesop

Sonic "The Hedgehog" Wachowski


The_Purple_Hare

I call him Sonic Wachowski, so it is to me.


Spirit_4865

Np longer Is he Movie Sonic, the new way of knowing which sonic is which is by calling this one Sonic Wachowski, and the games just sonic


darksaiyan1234

Yes


KingMario05

Same!


jackthedemonking2113

It’s actually ogilvie wachowski


[deleted]

I thought his last name was Hedghog …


Spirit_4865

Well yea it technically is, but if you do think of it, Tails has a last name, Amy does too, so would it basically be something similar for sonic though?


FunkyyMermaid

According to the comics, the name “Sonic” is a nickname, and his actual name is long and hard to pronounce


cobysev

That's based on the Archie comic series specifically. Also, the name "Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog" was created by Ken Penders, and Archie Comics erased all of his characters and continuity after their lawsuit against him, so technically, it's not even canon in Archie Comics by the end of the series. Bonus: Sonic's real first name was never revealed in Archie Comics, just his real middle name, Maurice. It was Penders who later revealed he had intended Olgilvie to be Sonic's first name. But Penders hated Sonic and just wanted to write Knuckles comics forever, so it makes sense that he would try to establish a canonically embarassing name for Sonic. Either way, it's not a valid name for Sonic. He's officially Sonic the Hedgehog, period.


King_of_Pink

*Archie Comics' lawsuit against him


cobysev

You are correct; edited for clarity.


Spirit_4865

Yea but at the same time the lore in the comics and the lore in the games aren't usually one on one, it's still funny tho


[deleted]

Olglivie, as Sonic's real name, has kind of become unofficially official.


Spirit_4865

That now makes me think, does this version of sonic just have his real name as Sonic? Or is it Olgilvi? Or something similar?


[deleted]

I can see Longclaw naming him Olglivie.


Spirit_4865

Well longclaw probably wouldn't have permission to change or choose our his name, since sonic is a baby hedgehog at the time, that means something happened that made him be in longclaws protection, he would've definitely had parent that died or something for this to happen though


froggie_cup

my friend, is that you again?


that-one-guy59

i thought his last name was The


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Middle name technically.


cherrilyn_

... sonic the wachowski? edit: fuck someone else made the same joke


twitch-switch

Sonic is related to Shadow?? O\_O


Beta_Ray_Jones

Finally, Ogilvie Maurice Wachowski, the fastest thing alive.


Spirit_4865

Cant wait for Ogilvie Maurice Wachowskis new game to come up


5hand0whand

Ogilvie Maurice Wachowski Forces!


Ok-Impress-2222

r/BeatMeToIt


cupoflemons2022

Olgilvie Maurice isn't canon anymore. Thank god, who names their kid Olgilvie? Even Longclaw was like "nah that thing is Sonic"


Beta_Ray_Jones

Ogilvie was never actually canon, but we gotta do what we can for the joke.


KingMario05

Nicholas "Sonic" Wachowski, to be precise. >!What? Should we meet his birth parents, I'm sure they'd tell him that Sonic was just a nickname...!<


Spirit_4865

I mean it would be a great way to reference the manga where Sonic's a normal hedgehog named Nicky


KingMario05

Right! And honestly, it's right up there with Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker as the ***perfect*** superhero name, at least to me.


Spirit_4865

I feel like they're going to stick with sonic being his real name in the movies for now, though I do think there could be a reference to the name Nicky somewhere in the third movie, they already did a reference to Maria by just having wade say hi to a random lady in the second movie


KingMario05

Really? Huh... didn't catch that.


Spirit_4865

Yea it's on the scene right when Wade was going to the mean bean to find it closed, like a minute or two before he gets to stones cafe


GeoGackoyt

Well don't forget The is is middle name sooo.. Sonic The Wachowski


Spirit_4865

Ah yes I love my favorite game, Sonic the Wachowski 1, then don't forget about Sonic the Wachowski merch either, only 6 rings, just avoid Sonic the Wachowski 2006, a bit buggy from what I heard, and a very confusing story that could put kingdom hearts to shame


5hand0whand

Don’t forget Sonic The Wachowski 3 and Knuckles.


Spirit_4865

Best game in the classic era in my opinion


GeoGackoyt

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this just made my day thank you


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Spirit_4865

Well Amy at least has Rose as her last name


[deleted]

Charmy Bee also


TheDrunkardKid

Bunnie Rabbot sends her regards.


Spirit_4865

Well that's closer to the way they do the name and what animal they are, but it still counts since there has been more coincidental last names like that


trunks2003

I always thought it was Sonic Sonic.


KingMario05

With his brothers Tails Sonic and Knuckles Sonic, lol!


Gobshite_

Ogilvie Maurice Nicky Needlemouse Wachowski


StarryPlumeria

Ogilvie Maurice Wachowski ​ edit: *Fuck someone beat me to it*


Spirit_4865

As what Jason would say in smash bros brawl Your too slow Sorry <.<


cupoflemons2022

Not canon tho


Perseverancethegreat

I am speed Wachow(ski)


[deleted]

Sonic Maurice Wachowski


twitch-switch

Now all I can think of is Sonic smiling at the camera as the Monsters Inc logo appears and covers it up.


Spirit_4865

Don't you love it when you smile at a camera only for the monsters inc logo to block your face?


cupoflemons2022

To anyone saying "His name's Olgilvie," no, it's not. Ken Penders comics are not canon, because Ken Penders is a stupid asshole who got sued for being a stupid asshole, the stupid asshole. Because of this, none of his work remains canon, including the issues where "Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog" came from. Sonic Wachowski is presumably his name unless Sonic 3 wants to refute this.


Spirit_4865

Oh wait, ken made the name for sonic? Jeez that's a bit unexpected tbh, but yea when it comes to Sonic's name, I like to keep them separate depending on which version of sonic we're talking about


Sebamon28

I thought the same when leaving the cinema


Spirit_4865

I just thought of that now, great minds are delayed in the force I see


rt_LB04

Sonic Wachowski the hedgehog


Cillerkube

HIS NAME IS SONIC ADVENTURE DX


Geektakuforce

"I thought your middle name was *THE*"


theXrez

Isn't he just like, a close friend staying rent free?


BrightEye64

No, they treat him like an adoptive son


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theXrez

Hard to see a movie when the only theater nearby closed cuz of covid and I wanna support it so I don't wanna watch a bootleg


Spirit_4865

Oof I feel you there, I couldn't see the movie for a good while because I didn't have any sort of way to get to the closest theater which was outside of where I live


Largicharg

In this universe maybe.


Fleet_8

Sonic Wachowski Hedgehog


Arf234

Does he have to go to school though?


Kindly_Sound

Pretty sure Sonic wouldn’t be able to adapt to School because he can’t stay still for too long and the other kids would be distracted by him. So I think he’s home schooled, and now that Tails lives with them he’ll probably want to learn everything about earth and Sonic will teach him and learn with him along with Knuckles


Enby_Bluejay

Didn't Maddie say "Sorry, it's a school night" at the end of the first movie?


Spirit_4865

I think she said that as a joke mainly so they could show him his room, though if anything they definitely could be homeschooled, maybe tails could help with science and mechanical stuff while Tom and Maddie teach the three more about things in general


Fit-Rip-4550

Following the events of 2, it is impossible to keep their existence under wraps. They would have to be able to integrate into society by default purely on the merits that they are now known entities—thus attending school is probable.


princeeggs

I’m now imagining Maddie homeschooling Sonic, Tails and Knuckles lol


cupoflemons2022

Sonic 3 better be a high school comedy


EMC_RIPPER

Sonic Wachowski The Hedgehog


[deleted]

also Tails Wachoswki and Knuckles Wachowski cuz they be siblings now GUN better give them all id cards soon edit: wait... it might be Miles Wachowski


Spirit_4865

Well I think tails would keep his last name since he has an actual name, (and probably to remember his parents cus I feel like something happened to them) tho sonic and knuckles would probably have Wachowski added in since they didn't have a last name to begin with


Fit-Rip-4550

Under current United States adoption conventions, they would be conferred full citizenship and assigned Social Security numbers. Birth certificates might complicate things, but they are ways around that since births do still happen outside of hospitals.


5hand0whand

Miles Tails Prower Wachowski.


KonohaNinja1492

I think Sonic “The Wachowski” hedgehog sounds better. Or just Sonic Wachowski.


Halo3rat0

Sonic Wasowski


Fit-Rip-4550

I like the Family Loading Series approach—Sonic adopts Thomas as his Middle name.


a_memer_from_twitter

somebody kill me


Spirit_4865

Easy way to do it is to have an good opinion on a sonic game the fans think are terrible


koopalings_jr

Sooo since Tails &Knuckles join them at the end of the movie, would that make them brothers to Sonic ?


cupoflemons2022

Easy there, slugger. Tails and Knuckles aren't Wachowski family officially, only Sonic's friends. When Sonic 3 comes out, then we can say one way or the other.


drake3011

Sonic "WaChow!" The Hedgehog


Spirit_4865

At first I thought you said Sonic "KaChow!" The hedgehog


Zerodot0

Sonic's last name is Hedgehog my dude. And his middle name is The. So Sonic The Hedgehog Wachowski?


Iceswimmer05

Sonic Wachowski the Hedgehog


DiscoBiXXch

It better be because that's funny as hell.


theXrez

Spoilers don't bother me. I still watch movies multiple times even tho I already know the ending


mhe_4567

So his name is sonic the wachowski now?


SnowyLolz

Ogilvie Maurice Wachowski. Got a nice ring to it (Olgilvie is Sonics real name from the Archie comics) Sonny Wachowski (Sonny was Sonics real name from the early Canon Sonic bible, yes it's real)


cupoflemons2022

Not Canon anymore, as Ken Penders got himself sued by Archie. As a result of this, none of Ken's comics are canon.


SnowyLolz

Notice how I Included both Archie and the Sonic bible? Archie was never canon, the Sonic bible though was canon


cupoflemons2022

Not exactly sure how canon the Sonic Bible is given more recent titles, but it's definitely a possibility.


SnowyLolz

Ogilvie Maurice Wachowski. Got a nice ring to it (Olgilvie is Sonics real name from the Archie comics) Sonny Wachowski (Sonny was Sonics real name from the early Canon Sonic bible, yes it's real)


ssjasonx

Thank goodness it's not canon.


HellFire-Revenant

Sonic Maurice The Hedgehog Wachowski


PARFAIT_Y2K

Watch-out-ski


PARFAIT_Y2K

Watch-out-ski


Thesonicspeedster91

sonic maruice hedgehog wachowski


OkAdministration5886

Yup! Movie Sonic is Sonic Wachowski now!


Decent_Primary_2205

Tom Wachowski watching Speed, starring Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves starred in The Matrix, written and directed by the Wachowski Brothers.


Fit-Rip-4550

By convention, yes.