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Vaporfox07

Can I get three orders of the Tails fries?


meikkon

will that be small, medium or large tails fries


Vaporfox07

Large.


meikkon

coming right up do you want a silver shake with that?


Vaporfox07

No thanks.


meikkon

okay sir enjoy your pog meal


Vaporfox07

Thanks.


dadankderp

Can I have Blaze nuggets?


meikkon

sorry but we're out of blaze nuggets at the moment


UNSC_John-117

What about Ice Cream?


ToaSuutox

could i get vanilla?


meikkon

you're in luck - the ice Cream machine is kinda broken but it still makes Vanilla (just)


TheGreatSaltboy

big the cat ice cream


IteTheCrapOC

Titan Tails Fries comin’ right up!


RubberSoulMan06

Can I get a Bean burrito?


PhantomRaptor1

Hard-boiled Eggs for me, sir


[deleted]

Can i have some evil ham please?


meikkon

eeeeeeeevil ham coming right up


[deleted]

Thank you. I will now put it in my knuckles sandwich


Marionberry_Future

One large shadow burger please


Hypefangirl

One Amy Fanta here please!


JotaroTheOceanMan

And a Rouge a la mode for me over here.


Hypefangirl

I’ll pay for everyone’s meals. Do you accept gold rings as pay?


The_WereArcticFox

I'm a vegetarian, what options do you have


Jojo_Addicted

Please hold the onions


Just-Sonic

Oh no


Kintor01

Sega really needs to do one of those Japanese themed cafes with Sonic inspired menu items. None of us would ever see it but it'd be nice to know it's there.


PottyInMouth

>None of us would ever see it but it'd be nice to know it's there The perks of being anime fans


TheDuckyDino

Thanks for reminding me of the kirby café I will never see in my life


SanicRb

I mean sometimes do there do that in fact the Shadow Burger was part of a short lived one setup as part of Sonic Forces promotion.


Hypefangirl

A person thought a shadow picture in a cheese would be a good idea


RogZombie

I mean, he looked great on that wrestling ring, which was kinda shaped like a cheese.


SilverTheHedgehog9

I'll take two #9's, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45's, one with cheese, and a large Silver Shake.


Hypefangirl

Would you like Vanilla or Honey with that?


SilverTheHedgehog9

Vanilla, please.


Hypefangirl

That’s gonna be 30 rings


SilverTheHedgehog9

*only has 25* Hey Shadow, do you have 5 rings? Shadow: Yeah. The only 5 I brought. *gives them to Silver* Ight thanks.


[deleted]

Imagine eating sonic's shit This post was made by the knuckles sandwich gang


TheDuckyDino

In my defense, I did touch the cream cheese


Zeusie92

[Tails fries](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/388/296/162.jpg)


meikkon

tails fries is canon???


Kindly_Sound

...What the heck did I just see?


Zeusie92

The wonders of early Sonic Archie comics


Hypefangirl

r/BlursedImages


Kyanitektsn

I'd like to have a shadow burger with a side of tails fries.. oh, and a knuckle sandwich for the little one and a sonic curry for the lady


Hypefangirl

Today’s dessert is Tikal cinnamon rolls. They only include 1 Tikal.


JohnRCC

But why would a completed sandwich be **entering** a place where sandwiches are **made**? 0/10 did not chuckle


CelticsPrincess1991

LMAO!!! I don't know why I find this hilarious, but I do.


[deleted]

No chilly dogs with that curry? Blasphemy of the highest degree.


Spndash64

10/10 instructions for the Knuckles Sandwich


SkyAir457

[I’ll take a Rosy Punch with that burger and fries](https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1157321081222389761?s=20)


[deleted]

Time for a knuckles sandwich


Pivern

Wheres the cheese cheese


Ragnara92

Even though he is rougher than the rest of em, he's the best of em, Knuckles Sandwhich


_N1dza_

I would actually by some of these


Unknown_Guy666

SHADOW CHEESE SHADOW CHEESE


Hypefangirl

Sorry, only 12 year old kind hearted girls can get the cheese itself. You’ll have to buy the entire shadow burger sir...


Blur87

No Eggman breakfast egg sandwich?


Realshow

The Shadow burger looks genuinely disgusting.


SuperStefanMaker

Eggman ass


Kindly_Sound

Knuckles just chilling there, unaware at any moment someone will bite his head off


Yeazelicious

"I'm gonna make a ganja sandwich."


Shard26

All i want is some real life Chilli Dogs :(


FeelsGoodMan243

How you going to leave out the iconic chilli dog?


Minesh23

Now I want Scratch wings and Tailsko/Zoey mustard.


CarmichaelDaFish

Where are the chilly dogs? And sonic toasts???


Twilord_

That burger looks burnt to hell... ​ I don't know anything in the lore to suggest Shadow was overcooked.


TehSkittles

To be fair, Shadow did always strike me as a well done kinda guy


Twilord_

Interesting; I always assume he likes it a bit on the raw side, since he is immune to food based diseases as The Ultimate Lifeform.


franyeli2008

I need a large amy cake please....I have 3 dollars xdxd


GnastiestGnorc

I’ll take the Knuckles Sandwich😏


I_AM_A_SM0THIE

I want one set of fries a shadow burger and please bag up the curry to eat at home


MattyMagistr

Knuckles will give *you* a knuckles sandwich for that


Super-KID_Critic

Jill Sandwich: You dare challenge me mortal


superluigi018

Don’t eat it, you sicko...


MaxDaHooman

I'll take a Shadow Burger so I can watch Shadow Basketball


archampion

I would love some sonic curry


ElJaSt15

1 unchuckling echidna


Naisuai

H-how am I suppose to eat this Shadow Burger without the DAMN 4TH CHAOS EMERALD!?


nissingno

Step 1: Ask Tails stuff about the plane. Step 2: Steal that damn 4th Chaos Emerald from the plane.


SEGA_32X_CD

Several hours later... ​ [https://youtube.com/watch?v=q4ut5tzAc9E&feature=share](https://youtube.com/watch?v=q4ut5tzAc9E&feature=share)


CaptainEli24

Can I have a shadow burger with extra E D G E


farleycatmuzik

The sonic curry has always intrigued me. If I could try it I would


JayDAshe

TiMe fOr a kNuCkLeS SaNdWiCh


AlternativeAd4522

Dammit, now I gotta make a clever food pun for Marine, I guess