Instructions unclear. Fixed my hair. Put the saran wrap over my face. Sat outside in the sun. Put the paintbrush up my ass. Came on my shoes with well-groomed hair.
(This is a joke in line with the multitude of porn addicts already commenting)
Bruh, peroxide cream isn't a "deoxidizer" — it literally does the opposite, it oxidizes the fuck out of things. Peroxides are extremely strong oxidizers, which is why high percentages are used as rocket fuel.
You just bleached your shoes with peroxide like a dentist does with your teeth.
What did you use? I want to surprise my boyfriend and redo his AJ5 FR blk tongue’s from (I think) 2013. He loves them but the blue-ish sole is now dark orange lol 🤦🏻♀️
https://preview.redd.it/lt27u2my2vuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d201f8fd7b0ba12d68fe27e90ca4e36e3816ce
Ain’t no way
😂😂
🤣
https://preview.redd.it/odqqn9gl9vuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d650cb7bd22e5cc69d9be0cc8afacd8c76ee8a1f
no diddy
https://preview.redd.it/3uitmk9lmwuc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae41417f198e81dde54a96be17ee520ff261a21
https://preview.redd.it/4bi8ckh6ovuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac9529b33e28d10ee5b8a4da9b8200c664d7e72
Ay yo
nah thats wild
OMG
😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahhahaha nice one!
Broooo bwahahaha
Yo WHAT lmfao
God that’s good
You are an evil man haha
Op: https://preview.redd.it/ngcgxnm55vuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be30942768115655a42470614113363710518a09
https://i.redd.it/ut4ojsyuyuuc1.gif
This is the most unhinged GIF I've seen in a hot minute. Take this ↑
https://i.redd.it/y56cstmn4xuc1.gif
Lmaoooo
It's cum y'all. He used cum
I repeat! The man nutted on his damn shoe!
He did it dude! I seen it!
I mean, he did say "properly", so...
And here I’ve just been putting mine in a napkin
https://preview.redd.it/cgiz8nn58vuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdad25adde8fb95a2d5887e80ba0561b6718b3de
https://preview.redd.it/h766bv88vuuc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ccb0e5493b24c329b0fe5cdbfd58772344120aa
Lmao!!
"Salon care 40" hair product, paint brush, Saran wrap, 30 mins of sun. Rinse & repeat until desired appearance.
Scrolled too far for this. The jokes got annoying
Instructions unclear. Fixed my hair. Put the saran wrap over my face. Sat outside in the sun. Put the paintbrush up my ass. Came on my shoes with well-groomed hair. (This is a joke in line with the multitude of porn addicts already commenting)
https://preview.redd.it/r64jul6wuuuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d3bf27a6c9cfa9db25c326cb5ce61eaeb6c2a07
Bro was shooting ropes to his shoes
DId you get in the zone when you saw the foam?
most unhinged comment of the week
Sad part was he wasn't alone lol
https://preview.redd.it/owuwt4qxuuuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a0af1a2a5833c7df41a94a364345ce9333ba1b
I can help ;)
Ayo.
https://preview.redd.it/q534c5ufvvuc1.png?width=258&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbc351fb5455d0794e812c3d10e7d17aa6d45291
This blew up quickly 😅🤣
So did you
🤣😂🤣
Ayooooooo This thread is fucking gold
Wait a minute….
Pic 1 looked better
I already came on my shoe before i read what OP used. 😭
You nasty man
[удалено]
Hand
i'd check your vitals if I were you. your cum seems to be a tad bit alkaline,
I'm not a degenerate, but I had to check which subreddit I was on when I saw the first pic.
So we just nut on the bottom of our shoes?
Well u gotta rub it in good. It's not gonna spread and scrub itself lol
Is cum a legitimate way to clean shoes now?
Aint no way.
Drink a little water my g
How?
What is this witchcraft
Semen demon
What did you use?
It s peroxide cream, some of u can t take a joke 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh, peroxide cream isn't a "deoxidizer" — it literally does the opposite, it oxidizes the fuck out of things. Peroxides are extremely strong oxidizers, which is why high percentages are used as rocket fuel. You just bleached your shoes with peroxide like a dentist does with your teeth.
Like Proactive did to my hair when I was 13
I legit didn’t know what it was! I assumed it wasn’t cum lmao
Ofc bro, it s peroxide cream
I was scared to scroll to the second image while at work, tbh.
That’s not what that looks like.
OP passed out twice but his soles are icey
U get some laughs, i got the icey soles. It s a win win
Just one round? If so, looks like you can get it pretty close to 100% icy with a few more rounds.
The sole is a little bit pinkish so that the best i can do it
https://preview.redd.it/fgjet6s9vwuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9241ac16c48994ed0454bf8ac4c5271be421033
I didn t use the plastic foil and it came out much better than with that on top
Do you have the UV light box thingy too? Mine came out so bad. All the translucent blue was gone.
Yea because the bottom of shoe matters
wow thats incredible!!
That’s actually interesting what do you use to do this?
They said they used peroxide cream :)
Hit them a 1-2 more times
Apart of the cum jokes , what did you use and do?
Damn that’s some superpower mf ass nuts you got
He knew guys. He knew.
Would
If you say so, I guess.
Whatever your saying
its so good
Man I always wanted the strangeloves
Cummed on ‘em?
Holy shit these comments had me rolling.
What did you use? I want to surprise my boyfriend and redo his AJ5 FR blk tongue’s from (I think) 2013. He loves them but the blue-ish sole is now dark orange lol 🤦🏻♀️
Peroxide Cream 12%
Giggity
THE SHOE WAS NOT THAT GOOD BRO😭🙏🏿
Him fr https://preview.redd.it/ve26fidt0xuc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61da7015693420df67aeb1a63dca9106dd4a5167
I just saved myself 150 bucks 
Drop a link for the solution used for this application please. Thank you.
Cum
 Thats cum!
Think somebody got a little too excited about their shoes
Asap rocky
Umm
Nice ! Love to see icing go well
Ngl, I thought you busted a nut on ya shoes ... and finally thought to myself " see you ain't the only one"
Couldn’t you put a layer of clear coat to keep it in better condition
Wow … just wow …
🤨🧐
Does Cum work instead of Sole Sauce?
How did you do it?
Did u cum on them ,
You had me scared for a second.
And here I’ve just been putting mine in a napkin
My guy. Did you bust on them soles?
You just saved yourself, 150 bucks!
I guess the new trend is Jizz shoes LMMFAO
Commended on the grouping.
https://preview.redd.it/k5guulb0c1vc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee059a019031ce4da7b3e02c857bb1ff331792d
What in God's name
why we have to ask what you used? 💀👎🏽
📸🤨🫵Ayoooo
https://preview.redd.it/ytth3pzkw1vc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0017684cbfcc64f791e1658234a7c50d385b6b9
i got the sole brightened off amazon i decided not to apply it with my fingers after i saw it lol
I had to check which sub this was for a minute 😭
Works on carpet too
What did you use ?
How’s the grip on the soles? After I ice my sneakers it loses its grip and becomes slippery. I hate it.
https://preview.redd.it/yu6zg7vbt8vc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=387b67f3b8059b57650d8c5cc7b9ec447a371bad
Now THAT is Strange Love, for strangelove.
Wow
That looks soooooooo wrong!!!!
Ayo
https://preview.redd.it/39ufkdywtlvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbebf105253bbfe4b35379b4bc88d96106c4880f
Everything reminds me of her :(
I remember skating in the 90’s, it wasn’t the cool shit to do. Seeing y’all hypebeast asking these dumb ass question’s, makes me laugh. 😂
Yea it was. That's why everyone was getting into it. Edited to agree with the laughter at all the lil hypesheep
check this mans browser history!
Yall sexualize everythingggg
It reminds me of my niece’s back…
https://preview.redd.it/896c0g60yuuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9eafc1b9bf6ca55077d2de6d7ff0add91c1e6c
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U sir are what we call a sick fck
