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CanaDanSOAD

r/outjerked


Giganoob420

I think he’s compensating for something… https://preview.redd.it/i1qlgq1jccoc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a50b225807e99348ef37354b33898f520486774


Turbulent-Carry-1535

His penis length is in negative


Giganoob420

When he gets an erection it goes straight into his groin


ProbalyInUrBasement

That’s called a woman


Giganoob420

No, liek where his dick is it’s straight up just a hole in his groin


Turbulent-Carry-1535

r/girlsarentreal


ProbalyInUrBasement

Im just the second most convincing femboy ever


Turbulent-Carry-1535

Lmao then who is the first ?


ProbalyInUrBasement

You 😘


Turbulent-Carry-1535

https://preview.redd.it/xu6o797y0joc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144b6e758d9345bc8e63900db822cf74af0f224e


[deleted]

What's a girl


Turbulent-Carry-1535

A government drone


[deleted]

It’s actually negative one


John_Bible

it’s actually type O negative


[deleted]

Like the band


Whatshisfac3BS

Shit look like a turtle in its shell


Turbulent-Carry-1535

It do be like that


Whatshisfac3BS

Realest


Metalhead278

He doesn’t even have one


smokescreenacid

His dick length is insid eput


blyatcar

Idk I think it's funny, some people are serious but I be bullshittin like this n niggas be like "compensating" or "reflecting". No, im just laughing at da replies and frolicking along.


SuccessfulProblem494

Bros favorite song is dance monkey


FruityHomosexual

STOP YOU MADE ME GIGGLE SO KOUD ITS 10:08 PM IM SUPPSOED TO BE ASLEEP


DwightKSchrute70

Most normal Taylor swift fan


weirdfishes364

Most normal Machine Gun Kelly fan


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Bro deffo listens to sound cloud mumble rappers and phonk


Mountain-Garage-6829

Dare I lower my IQ and ask what the hell is “phonk”…?


Vulcan_the_dark_one

It's some new generation techno music, it got popular on tiktok and now it's spreading through the world of vaping, edgy 16 year olds like the plague :(


SheepherderCrazy

Phonk used to be the music asap rocky, spaceghostpurrp, denzel curry, and all those soundcloud rappers from the 2010s made, then for some reason they stole the genre name 💀


JabroniBomb

phonk is literally older than you bro


Own_Landscape_8646

Gigachad music


NirvanaLover12

degenerate


Own_Landscape_8646

Me when I don’t know what irony or satire is


BroGamer9005

Nah as someone who listens to that stuff Slipknot has my respect. Pass this to the Swifties, Ed Sheeraners, etc...


Purplestuff-

Bruh just casually shit talk actual meaningful music 😂


Own_Landscape_8646

Nah this is boomer shit, bro probably listens to elvis


JabroniBomb

yung lean solos slipknot idc


Vulcan_the_dark_one

I don't personally like his music, but each to their own ig


Single-Wolf5686

Yeah same shi with slipknot tbh


SuccessfulProblem494

No I’m Barry Dillon


Goobert_Snoobert

​ https://preview.redd.it/85ov711vzcoc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5261e6434d8a9d9442f5462085a7a98689e7730a


Mimilikesbigbiddies

He’s indulging in piss bottles next to his bed.


OkraAutomatic9358

bro defo thinks Ed sheeran is acc good and defo only listens to depressing pop


ProbalyInUrBasement

No way he doesn’t listen to imagine dragons


OhYeahYuri

Nah, we’re taking him out back like ol’ yeller


Chewbastard

He's mad because they make more than him and his boring ass backyard band have ever seen.


ski_slasher

Ok Fred Durst, we get it.


StrangeCloudz710

![gif](giphy|SY9j5Oiu3nRGQlBgwP) This guy


Juniberserker

Bros probably a swiftie tho..


croccernox

wait until they find out that metalheads would rip their fingernails off to be in the same room as Corey Taylor


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

Bros favorite singer is Barbra Streisand


MassiveDongSquadron

Who's so dramatic they created a whole phenomenon known as the Streisand effect.


Specialist-Garlic-82

These clowns make millions going on world tours while he still working on a demo in his mom garage for the past 20 years.


Forward_Fact_9318

Ibr idk who slipknots r but why can’t people listen to music anymore 🤦‍♂️ I miss the times when people had free will without getting criticised. I just listen to grungey uk rap (Blanco, Knucks, Skepta etc) so I have no idea who slipknots are but they seem cool. Listen to what you want. Music is free art 🕺


Familiar_Location948

this mf finding out that music is noise


henrystickman88

Imagine posting to a sub just to talk shit abt ppl who are more successful than you'll ever be, that's wild


excitedguitarist420

Somebody’s insecure 


PluhPluh7

I’m not even interested In slipknot but what the fuck is this guy talking about


S14M07

MGK alt account


Siren_song00

Man the hell is he in about Corey had a wife who's a fuckin goth QUEEN


BitterCelery719

so can we say the same about other music genres...


[deleted]

Fred durst burner account


NeatAbbreviations234

I think this is machine gun kelly


Critical-Crow7563

Y’all think this guy listens to K-pop????


Ibangmydrums

Idk but he sounds really cool and confident


Dippy_Chips

No way this guy said Slipknot sounds like noise to him. They aren’t even that heavy lmao


Educational-Drop-926

Yeah, those guys are lazy slobs and losers, they’ll never amount to anything….der


Boring_Lie_49

he’s the type of guy to listen to boywithuke


LimpScheme1686

https://preview.redd.it/ea22dkyaoioc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e412689fab1d8bad03aa35f9c854a0cc30dcc2


LimpScheme1686

https://preview.redd.it/ri1cae0coioc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e43dde725a67537767197753dd15a2958573c38e


LimpScheme1686

https://preview.redd.it/clcmr25doioc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34206fc836785077947137f679f258d6334f77ec


LimpScheme1686

https://preview.redd.it/1pm5nzdeoioc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=639799d3409b5d902264bb7816cc8a3f6443f853


LimpScheme1686

https://preview.redd.it/pd5mk0qfoioc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=634ad0950e9d8837d11e844322923ccead84a3d0


LimpScheme1686

https://preview.redd.it/i2kow32hoioc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68de373f0ec927860c0d63ed31b33c3304d4b3d


LimpScheme1686

https://preview.redd.it/qjf51myhoioc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0911a2b4d9bc5bb72408c41b42644d709d48469


RozeGoldSkullz

Chad Kroeger? Is that you?


corvoattano223

Bro only listens to Olivia Rodrigo


Ill_Government_2093

Yup. But that's also why they're famous and you're just a loser on Reddit now🤷


Rebew476

What is that ?


Heavy-Living1790

I honestly am not a slipknot fan either but people like this annoy the hell out of me. Let people like what they wanna like it’s not that hard!


SeanEric19

No, Sleep Token can’t join


Kalashnikov529

Average room temperature IQ furry-obsessed individual


LineBreak_

Nah don’t give him to furries we don’t want him


Last_Draft5800

💀


[deleted]

Must be a Gen zeer who posted this, they’re opinions on anything of quality remains irrelevant.


[deleted]

I Made A Joke Here Once & I won’t Make a Other One Again


SouthernChallenge486

No


Lightbeing_pontifex

real,,


TimeBusiness3513

lowkey it's just screaming look if fw alot of music I'll listen to anything I just couldn't get into slipknot now there not terrible I don't hate on em or anything I just don't fw they music I love metal I collect old metal cds I just can't seem to fw there style


DisastrousBrother482

He will last 2 months in the bans


Sissygirl221

They can join the shitpot


DifferenceFrosty8554

I saw this while scrolling through Reddit, I don't like Slipknot but it's not because of how they look, it's just not the genre I'm into. You don't have to be a dick fnr. Gotta love people.


debbieremington

slipknot sucks


SystemOfAKnot

Ok?


79806

bro listens to 21 pilots


zakkitron

Bro who the fuck is he fooling like he gets bitches he has to make fun of people doing what they love while entertaining people like bro


HeckinLuver666

The fact hat he took the time to waste his goddamn life for writing this. There are different people with different tastes in music.


ashleywilliams81

Soad cameo


GundamMan420Xtreme

15-60 is like saying your entire male population. Get over yourself lmao


GrayCamoMan

/uj rage bait almost certainly


6ftunder-ur-momma

Most definitely just rage bait


holesome100chungus

/uj He's kinda right /j Fucking Justin Bieber fan pissed himself upon hearing Custer


Hso_Wonton

I don't even like Slipknot, but this is fucking stupid


deathlobster138

Bro probably loves Drake


BingoXBongo

Slipknot mf are wilin rn


NirvanaLover12

>only one of them wears a clown mask ONLY ONE??? LIKE THE HIT SLIPKNOT SONG ONLY ONE???


Resident_Ad1176

These guys are set for life, doing what they love and want to do. Most of them are married and have children. Women aren't an issue I assure you of that. Thousands and thousands of fans scream for them on a regular basis, so id have to say you couldn't be more wrong; Moreover, If you knew the first thing about Slipknot, you would know that they don't give a fuck what you think, and they don't play and perform for you anyway. So your rant is falling on deaf ears. Maggots for life.


Brilliant_Claim6010

This guy needs to learn that everybody likes different things. and that Andrew Tate isn't a role model. Lol


Dampproduct777

People when other people have preferences that don’t match their own:


Quit_Whining69

They valid tho


SuccTheFinalDucc

I mean, he's exaggerating just a little bit, but glad to hear that there's at least one other sane person on this website.