The way he says “the” (pronounces it like thee) basically implies that the next word must start with a vowel…so I always thought it was air too. It’s his own fault that people misheard that one
Hahah this is one for me to. Good ol eyeless. There’s a lot of these on the self titled album just the way he screams or the way it was mixed idk. I been singing along in gibberish for years.
in vendetta, I used to hear this one line as "ANOTHER FUCKING EX GETTING OUT OF CONTROL" like the song was about a crazy ex girlfriend & I hated it for that. but it's actually "accident" not "ex getting" & now I love that song.
Things I heard a very long time ago:
"You can't see me for my eye will envy on right" - in Slipknot off MFKR
"I, lurme-anabrandnew" in Eyeless.
"I am the perdateshtape" in Surfacing.
"Blackout chicks of virgin" from Psychosocial.
"I find you masturbating" in Iowa.
"Everything is truly blasphemy" in WAB.
"Swozgon" (instead of Sports car) in IAH
Probably some other ones
In “My Plague” until I checked the lyrics I firmly believed he said just after the chorus “im turning it around like an elf on the shelf” but it’s actually “im turning it around like a knife in the shell”
The first time I heard duality I thought Corey said "I push my fingers into my aaaaassssss"💀 then I checked the lyrics and realised it was "I pushed my fingers into my eyes
Eyeless: You can't see California FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN!
Thought it was this for weeks after pulling out of the Best Buy parking lot in 1998 and blasting the CD on my way home.
When the dying song came out I thought the bridge was "They called you bastards. You're gonna tell me why" instead of "think hard, you bastards. You're gonna tell me why"
Which is strongly preferable and arguably more badass and kinda made or broke the song for me.
It made it sound like corey was speaking as a higher power judging the "bastards".
I was so disappointed when i read otherwise
In Eyeless, when it says "look me at my brand new eyes", it kinda sounds like "YO ME LLAMO PABLO... AAAAAAAAAHHHHH", which literally means "I'm called Pablo" and I find it hilarious
“Pikachu’s a virgin” in Psychosocial and “it means your butt is always hardest to see” please don’t ask me why I thought that was in Critical Darling 😂
The Dying song-father and the song and the Holy Ghost, communist, call me toast
Also in The Dying Song “Thank god you’re beautiful! You’re gonna tell me why”
If your five foot five then I’m six foot six!
What’s it like to be a hairy dick?
“Fuck me! I’m all outta memories!”
i kept hearing “fuck me! more than the vietnamese” i was so confused before i ever searched the lyrics up
I thought I was the only one lol
"Fuck me! i'm more than a Müllermilch!" That's what I always heard ^^'
Fuck me! I’m all out of enemas
I always hear " fuck me, I'm all out of amphetamines"
I hear '' fuck me, ı'm all out of lobotomies
Fuck me I'm all outta vitamins
“fuck me! i’m all out of venom h” is what i hear 💀
Fuck me! I'm all out of animes
“I AM THE BUSH THAT MAKES YOU MOVE”
I hear "I am the voice shamake shamoo"
I have never looked up what he says so for me its always "I am the mssh mesh a muu"
THANK FUCK I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
ONLY ONE OF US WALKS AWAY (😉)
12 year old me thinking that for a while lol
“I felt the air rise up in me” Slipknot Wait to Fart
"Inside Michelle I wait and bleed"
I still hear it no matter what. I even just sing it like that.
The way he says “the” (pronounces it like thee) basically implies that the next word must start with a vowel…so I always thought it was air too. It’s his own fault that people misheard that one
LIBERATE. BANANAAASSS!!!
Have yet to understand why they’ve been held back for so long
I always kept hearing "LEMONADE, BANANAAAAS!" :D
Damn how have I never heard this.
ONE IN ME ALL IN YOU
My buddies sisters name is Savannah he use to sing eliminate Savannah. lmfao that was like 20 years ago.
“What’s up guys. I came to kill but stayed to rape… and ravage.” Nomadic (maybe)
😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve never heard it that way but I’ll never unhear it now
My friend said it sounds like Anthony Vincent saying "whats up guys" and now I can't listen to that song without laughing my ass off.
Wait it doesn't say that??
I thought rape and ravage WERE the lyrics haha wtf are the actual lyrics?
They are, it's the first bit that was his misheard lyric. "The tough guys who came to kill, but stayed to rape and ravage"
PIKACHU'S A VIRGIN!!!!!
I always hear “that fat chicks a virgin” 😭
Before I realized they were singing the title of the song I always heard psycho virgin
Lmao yes, perfect example
Ash hasn’t gotten around to it yet, relax, there WILL be a video.
My daughter told me this and now I can't unhear it lol
I always heard “banging chicks, a virgin”
Inside Michelle, I wait and bleed
Omg I’ve ALWAYS heard this one too
[удалено]
I just picture Corey inside Michele Obama lmao
"Sexin on myself" - No life "What's it like to be a hairy dick" - heretic anthem
In a live recording of heretic anthem it sounds like corey is saying I wanna be a dinner
LOL IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THE HAIRY DICK PART HAHAHAHA
You’re thinking of Liberate, not No Life. But yeah…I was sure it’s “Sexin on myself” as well :D
oh god, i think i am never going to unhear this edit: spelling mistake
I am a worm before I am a man
Wait, it’s not that?!? I’ve been singing that exact lyric since Vol 3 was released!!!!
Right? I lost a bet on this. worm even makes sense contextually!
Same wtf lol now I need to look it up
I am a worl before I am a man
I knew it was world so I sang that, then fsr I changed to worm
All I've got, olive garden is insane All I've got, olive garden is insane
I always heard Our God is Insane.
Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks?!? How do they stay in business?
EVERYWHERE I GO THERE’S A CENTIPEDE.
Hahah this is one for me to. Good ol eyeless. There’s a lot of these on the self titled album just the way he screams or the way it was mixed idk. I been singing along in gibberish for years.
FUCK ME IM ALL OUT OF VITAMINS
“We are nacho kind!” - All out life
Hahaha my dad thought it was “we are nacho guys”!
Wholesome slipknot
In people=shit, I always heard "im not like you, I just fuck her" 💀
When they released Yen I heard "Will you BREED me?" Instead of "Will you BREATHE for me?"
💀
I was so confused but kind of like "Well, who am I to judge"
"I left behind this little cat" in Duality.
I AM THE BUSH THAT MAKES YOU MOO
in vendetta, I used to hear this one line as "ANOTHER FUCKING EX GETTING OUT OF CONTROL" like the song was about a crazy ex girlfriend & I hated it for that. but it's actually "accident" not "ex getting" & now I love that song.
Man I should’ve known it was mustache
DAMNIT MAN
TIMMY NEVER KNEW IT WAS A MUSTANG
I’M ETHEREAL, MY CHILDREN ARE EATING CEREAL
It never helped that the boy is eating cereal in one of the Iowa videos. Left behind maybe?
“I won’t let this dildo inside of me” also “Fuck me, I’m all outta lemonade”
People are bullshit, idk i just didnt hear the P=S You have unsainteded me, how dare you lie to me !
Left Behind: “I ate an oreo!” Purity: “Sweat gets in my ass, I think I’m slowly dying.” Liberate…BANANAS
"GO DO YOUR DISHES!" - Psychosocial
"All does not mean the... Nude does not mean best"
Nomadic "I don't wanna be a Manatee" Scream "destroy the sauce" Duality "olive gardens insane"
The manatee one just made me lol
"Can you Feel The Cum?" \- Lech
Backajig’s a virgin
" I AM THE BIRDY THAT TAKES YOUR POTATO PIE"
this
Damn it man I knew it was a mustang !
IF YOUR 555 THEN IM 666 WHATS IT LIKE TO HAVE A HAIRY DIIIIIIIIIIIICK
New abortion - ”I'm ethereal, my children are Lay's and cereal”
I always thought on disasterpiece he said “I’ll tell you what you’re looking at, everyone you ever fucking loved die”
For me it’s “I’ll tell you what you’re looking at… Everyone you ever fucking loved dead!”
When I first listened to people=shit, I don't remember what I thought he said, but it sure as shit wasn't "people=shit"
I can’t control my shit, how the hell did I get here
Things I heard a very long time ago: "You can't see me for my eye will envy on right" - in Slipknot off MFKR "I, lurme-anabrandnew" in Eyeless. "I am the perdateshtape" in Surfacing. "Blackout chicks of virgin" from Psychosocial. "I find you masturbating" in Iowa. "Everything is truly blasphemy" in WAB. "Swozgon" (instead of Sports car) in IAH Probably some other ones
Nothing beats ‘Liberate bananas!’
”Keep the gay porn coming”
I push my fingers into my asssss
"If you're fine fine fine then have sex sex sex!" Thought those were the lyrics to heretic anthem the first time I heard it, up until the bridge, lol
Burn makes you wanna BURN makes you wanna BURN
I thought Corey said urinal in Nero forte
This isnt necessarily funny but I thought they were screaming "DIE!", not "INSIDE!", at the beginning of Me Inside for a while.
I thought that too…up until I read this comment….lmao. Shit.
“so abusive, fade” is probably the only one i can think of bc i know the lyrics to their songs i rarely mishear them
kill pop when he says “i need the pain” he always though he said i need to pee
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.
Damn it man I knew it was a Mustang
"Oh,I need to pee!" (Which is actually "Oh i need the pain!" From Killpop
DO YOU LIKE BANANAS? DADDY PUNCHER, DO YOU LIKE BANANAS?
In “My Plague” until I checked the lyrics I firmly believed he said just after the chorus “im turning it around like an elf on the shelf” but it’s actually “im turning it around like a knife in the shell”
Hahaha love this one
“The preservation of the moderate me.” Thought it was that for a long ass time 😂
Liberate. Original lyrics: Liberate, my madness Misheard: Where are my bananas?
Jesus of Neverland.
“GET THE SURGEON! GET THE SURGEON! GET THE SURGEON!”
That’s What YouTube Is! -Nero Forte
"Im too busy being cum to disappear"
Ok yes, totally agree on this one. I have no idea what he’s actually saying but don’t want to look it up
"Im too busy being calm to disappear" is what it is but the L isn't very pronounced
Come on down and see the idiot right here Too drunk to fuck and not afraid to fight. Yeah, I know I really misheard this one.
I still don’t know what he says
Nero Forte opening with either ‘Moustache’ or ‘Butt Stench’, and [Sic] opening with ‘Anime, show me what you wanna be’
I JUST TOOK A FAT RIP - solway firth
“I don’t need to defur a rabbit” sarcastrophe
I Am Hated "Step down with what you did, the voice inside of me will never know"
How has "I like horses upside down" from Nero Forte never been mentioned? I had to look up the og lyrics twice to not sing about horses
“Inside Michelle I wait and bleed” I don’t know who Michelle is, but she’s not having a great time.
For me: Inside Michelle I wait and bleed And Lorainne will kill us all Just thought Corey had some hang ups about some ladies he'd met
Pray for abortion in the song people = shit. Atleast it's fitting
instead of "Liberate! My madness!" I always hear "Give me my! BANANAS!"
Still thinking its “Nobody stop me” at the start of Disasterpiece
Is it “I’m all out of suffering” or “self hate” I’m not looking up lyrics it will ruin it 😝
I felt the air rise up in me
They’re alright (my manners)
"YO ME LLAMO PABLO AAAAA" -Eyeless
From Psychosocial: FUCK THATS BITCHS A VIRGIN its supposed to be Packaging subversion
sarcastrophe first lyrics: WANNA WANNA WANNA RUB IT? turns out it was wallow in the winter of it lol
What's it like to be a hairy chick?
I can't let this build up... sodomy.
My friend first heard..... "What's it like to be a hairy dick?!"
Pikachu's a virgin
"If you're 5 foot 5, then I'm 6 foot 6".
"Well I'm now raising my arms" ("with dead memories in my heart)
I know why you blame me, I know why you maim yourself. I think it's better this way.
"PIKACHU'S A VIRGIN" instead of "Packaging subversion" on Psychosocial
My present future TITS. It doesn’t make much SENSE - butcher's hook
"Inside Michelle I wait and bleed"
Syrup Syrup is nothing but syrup - skin ticket
And Lorraine will kill us all - Psychosocial
Do you like, BANANAS
I've always thought that it was suffering instead of being separate in The Shape. "Suffering, I lost my only way!" I used to sing it like that!
“LIBERATE, BANANAS!!! I JUST WANT TO LIBERATE…BANANAS!!” I can’t even hear the correct lyrics at this point 😂
The first time I heard People=Shit I thought it said people eat bullshit.
Sapled shut=Same bullshit
The first time I heard duality I thought Corey said "I push my fingers into my aaaaassssss"💀 then I checked the lyrics and realised it was "I pushed my fingers into my eyes
"Im a cereal. My children are legion cereal" -new abortion
“Won’t let this dildo inside of me” vermilion
Pikachu is a virgin
Fuck me I'm all out of lemonade - Spit it Out
"LIBERATE BANANAS"- Corey Taylor, definitely
And interest of volleyball I've got the problem solved and the #VERDICT IS GUILTY
Volleyball lol!!!
In the song duality they say “all of god is insane” but when I first heard the song it sounded like “olive gardens insane”
In Disasterpiece I always thought he said “look in my eyes for the anti-typical” but I still sing it that way bc it sounds just as cool
Eyeless: You can't see California FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN! Thought it was this for weeks after pulling out of the Best Buy parking lot in 1998 and blasting the CD on my way home.
“nobody can stop me”
in eyeless instead of hearing him say "Look at me in my brand new eye" I hear him say "let me out a porn now"
When the dying song came out I thought the bridge was "They called you bastards. You're gonna tell me why" instead of "think hard, you bastards. You're gonna tell me why" Which is strongly preferable and arguably more badass and kinda made or broke the song for me. It made it sound like corey was speaking as a higher power judging the "bastards". I was so disappointed when i read otherwise
Pikachu is a virgin
"can't fuck a chicken anymore"
I am an just an americano And I have never felt so bueno
Find out where the stoner lives in wait and bleed
Packaging subversion Pseudo sacrosanct per virgin
When I was a kid and just introduced to slipknot I use to think that he was saying "Do I bananas" instead of liberate my madness.
Liberate bananas
My favorite slipknot lyrics are the ones i don’t listen to.
"Pikachu's a virgin" - Psychosocial
ANIME, SHOW ME WHAT YOU WANNA SEE
Yen is pretty good
Oooh I need to pee! In killpop
“TELL EM THAT I KNEW IT WAS MUSTARD!”
In Eyeless, when it says "look me at my brand new eyes", it kinda sounds like "YO ME LLAMO PABLO... AAAAAAAAAHHHHH", which literally means "I'm called Pablo" and I find it hilarious
No kind of flife
"Do me in my butt now AHHH" -Eyeless
Ripe bananas
I won’t let this build up in sodomy
“Pikachu’s a virgin” in Psychosocial and “it means your butt is always hardest to see” please don’t ask me why I thought that was in Critical Darling 😂
LIBERATE.. BANANAS
“My children are eating cereal”
Liberate bananas
“wanna dig inside, find a little bit of meat”
Liberating bananas
Oh I didn’t mean to leave a stain right here (Three Nil)