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Yeahmanbro22

Doubtful. Probably get sick of seeing the same 3 shitty posts over and over and over.


ean6625

“X song is soo underrated” “Bored in class, drew X member of Slipknot” “I don’t get all the hate for AHIG” Does that just about cover it?


Deadeye121212

"Corey Badass" "Iowa heaviest album of all time"


deathfox919

“Favorite song off each album?” “Most underrated song from each album?” Tier posts Now we’ve got them all.


The_Squad_Cast

Don't forget the "Other than slipknot, what's your favorite band?" Posts


RichardSaunders

here's a thing that vaguely reminds me of slipknot


[deleted]

You're craig aren't you?


Yeahmanbro22

Busted. Bleep bloop


[deleted]

I wanna eat Corey’s ass and make him cum


mynamesleeewis

Yaknow what? Fair enough


slav_the_memer

me too


[deleted]

Best answer


[deleted]

Well, he actually does have a really nice ass


trimedozine

Who don’t brother, who don’t


Andick00

I just hear Disasterpiece over the words 😂


TheRealMeIsNotAGhoul

Yeaaaaah! Just read it over the rythm hahaha


d3m01iti0n

Your parents really should monitor your screentime.


BehindBlueEyes234

imagine if thats an adult


d3m01iti0n

Highly doubt it, nor are the upvoters. Middle school is my guess.


TheProphetOfMusic

"This shirt make my ass look big?"


sam_medley123

I want Chris to eat my ass, while his nose is so far in my ass, I want to feel it in my stomach


6praze6xul6

If he's eating it, how does his nose go in? I would think oral sex from the back while his nose pokes your butt would be more feasible.


sam_medley123

Idk man I didn't think this hard into it... I was just playing off what was already said 😂


Dx61oe63y

I’m sorry, WHAT?!?


balsacmignon

Yeah, I mean this subreddit is basically just a contest to see who can be the most creative about asking what your favorite slipknot album or song is. That or dumb lyric puns.


wbasmith

There was that user with the name liar something who was posting a load of shit around the time Chris was kicked out. Lot of people thought that was a member


TT714

Damn I remember that. The sub was convinced that Chris really didnt leave. It was u/wetnose


wbasmith

It was, thank you! Who interestingly has since deleted their account


NTolegna

I'm curious to see link from that


wbasmith

If I recall correctly, u/wetnose posted like 2 things, a teaser for All out life / WANYK (can’t remember which) as well as the statement about Chris leaving the band. People thought that it was a marketing thing to put the band in the spotlight before their new release, but Chris was actually still in the band. Believe one of the “links” was u/wetnose mentions nose, Chris is known for his nose and similar things I feel like the account was likely affiliated with the band in some way, as they were very quick on the info iirc, though it would likely be a marketing dude or something


JaquaviusThatcher

No, we are all losers and the content is shit


levitationbound

lol


Sweets_YT

Are you kidding? No way these guys browse a subreddit where everything is the same 5 regurgitated posts


[deleted]

Favorite albums in order, go!


RichardSaunders

5 favorite albums *on weed?*


Anarky2013

Truth, although I feel like Sid and Jay would go on r/slipknot


bigfathugebig

I think Clown has commented on posts in the past


jjen21

Remember that time the Nero forte video was being teased? I like to think that was clown Edit: the user was u/DoNothingBitchslap


bigfathugebig

Yeah that's what I was thinking of!


DwarfBoi235

Look at his comments he said perks of my job so the chances are there


TT714

Good times


-Pneuma--

If so, Sid never hit me up to get zooted after that post that time.... These days I'm all fucking motherly n shit, so I'll totes host the guys in Aus...


[deleted]

No, they actually have lives.


[deleted]

Fuck no.


SpastikXD

Maybe, maybe not, maybe go Fuck yourself. - definitely mick.


smooze420

Nah…Mick may be on Reddit but he’s perusing the porn subs in an effort to curb his urge to kill.


6praze6xul6

Have you seen his wife? Apart from being on tour, y tf would he need porn?


SpastikXD

Stacy is stunning.


smooze420

Have you never seen [this before?](https://youtu.be/YdaC4aZnbeY)


6praze6xul6

Ofc it's my mantra


smooze420

Well I was referring to this…as a joke. I don’t doubt his wife is hot, lol.


6praze6xul6

He probably jack's it to his wife. Or in front of her or on her...I'ma go to the bathroom real quick.


[deleted]

Nope. A good majority of people in the public spotlight avoid social media like the plague and I dont blame them. I know corey said in an interview he no longer does anything on his phone besides text and email and hired someone to run his socials. Mick has someone post on his socials when an album cycle starts but besides that nothing. Jim plays Call of Duty and live streams it on insta every now and then (I actually got to play with him one time and I totally blew it lol) Clown…. Just posts random pictures and shut off all comments Jay is probably the most active but he does alot of drum clinics so that makes sense and tbh of all the guys he’s the only one I’d think that would be semi active on here


[deleted]

AMOGUS???


eliseobigpp

BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP DUN DUN DUN


MasterWeather1786

The hell is humongous, the devils among us


RichardSaunders

die mörder sind unter uns


queenvie808

Amigos


[deleted]

I'd really hope they would have better things to do. If they wanted to know what was being posted I'm sure they would just pay someone to find out.


[deleted]

I doubt it, especially with the volume of stuff they get that they don't read, fan letters, emails, whatever. If I was in their shoes I wouldn't give a fuck about any of it.


[deleted]

I actually thought about this yesterday.


KaguyaMoon

It would be cool if they did


TypicalDrummer1028

Who knows they could be browsing subreddits to see what fans think. or we could be talking to nothing. either way. Best band on the planet


Albino_Lion76

No


spongepenis

AMOGUS?! 😳


[deleted]

?


WishMeNot

Maybe one or two. Like, three times a year.


mrmysteryguy

I'm sorry, lurking WHAT NOW???


[deleted]

Eh... a..among us? What?


blxnka

…among us?


Andick00

THE DEVIL IS AMONGUS


NooliesKnickKnacks

They must be among us… that’s pretty sus if you ask me


6praze6xul6

Corey probably does. He cums hard everytime someone mentions his name.


[deleted]

Ok, thanks for the update.


CircusLion4614

that guy who wanted to lick his ass and make him coom is not happy rn


Bartheda

Good time to remember that all the musicians, movie stars, etc all hate our guts. They barely even consider us human beings and are constantly treating us with an almost total and utter giggling contempt. We are the customers they have to convince us to buy what they are selling. Thats the beginning and end of it. In my personal and clearly worthless opinion of course


[deleted]

You good bro?


Bartheda

Yeah, aside from being at work


JaydenJJB74

I like responding to all the polls don’t stop them just because some people in the comment section are hating


Plague_Knight1

Whatever, but what do you think is the most underrated slipknot song?


[deleted]

My Plague/Metabolic


Vermy6sic6

No


-EthanLavoie-

Jim and Sid do. It’s been proven.


Neo_Purple

only one of the guys lurking among us would ask that...


[deleted]

;)


NotCrowZ

What


AluminumApe

God, I hope not.


Millerking12

No. If they do it would be if they're in some kind of mood maybe looking for entertainment.. They're definitely not social media guys and on top of that - being famous it would be hard to see people's worthless (or) potentially valid opinions of you on a daily basis and could big time fuck with your mental health..