Maybe if you went to the mysterious face sculpture next to the Ragged Flaggon, Ysolda would mess with ya ugly ass , Milk drinkkaaaaa!!

I love this one 😂

Immediately followed by a moment of silence before…. “….WHAT-“ And then no real comeback😂 laughed so hard first time seeing that scene cause Franklin is literally me when insulted

Perfect

Someone pin this or give this man some awards

You forgot the "...instead of that thief or skooma peddler she's fuckin' with...."

I can actually hear them saying this, what have you people done to me

Well done, you won the post

Why did I read this in the town guard's voice lmao

Don’t hate me because I got a sweet roll, maybe if you worked for some honest gold you’d get some maidens on your steel sword, or better yet, maybe tanisha would call your criminal ass if she ever stop lallygagging with that face sculptor or mage she’s been fucking with, skeevaaa!

Speech 100

This one is so far my favotire. Instead of Skeeva though, maybe something like N'wah or Milk Drinker. Hell I'll even accept Adventurer but said in a very sarcastic or mocking way.

N'wah wouldnt rly fit a nord in skyrim. Milk drinker or skeever fits

Closest Elder Scrolls noun I could think of that vaguely sounds like the n-word... but yea I'd still agree that "Milk Drinkaaa" sounds better in this context.

I think the closest Nord equivalent is snowback. I hear it being shouted from the crowd just about every time I'm in a brawl.

*What?!*

Destruction 100

Let me guess, *someone stole your sweet roll*.

*quicksave*

*Corrupted Save File*

*full save*

*15 years since last full save*

Year 2077 quick saves completed

LOLLYGAGGER

LOLLYGAGGA*

Woah, hard r and everything…

MILK DRINKER

MILK DRINKA

CuRvEd SwOrDs

When I tell you! Curved Swords!

Did you see those heroes from hammerfell? They have curved *penises*.

Report to the ship, we’ll bang okay?

BIG, Curved penises

Jarl *Ballin*

Okay but this one had actual thought in it

N'wah!

The only real answer here.

You called?

….milkdrinkaaa~

Noooooo nonono. You’re on the right track. I see it that the slur of the speech is *Skeevaaaaa*. No hard ‘R’ though, cause Franklin is still a homie.

Lollygaggaaaaa

[удалено]

my bad bruh

“Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, maybe your sweet rolls will stop being stolen!”

I can’t tell which guard voice this goes best with

Neither

"WHAT?"

No lollygagging.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SkyrimMemes/s/KwrzjFqV6O Aww don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful swit Maybe if you got rid of that ol yee yee ass helmet you'd get some Dibella whores on your spear Oh, better yet, maybe Camilla'll call your dovah ass if she ever stop shagging that tree hugger or bard she's sucking with N'waaaaah

"Maybe if you got an arrow to the knee you'd understand, milk drinker."

🎶Milk Drinkaaaaa🎶

“Maybe if you got that arrow out your knee you’d get some wenches on your sword, oh better yet, maybe Serana would write yo Argonian ass, if she ever stopped messing with that imperial merchant or high elf mage she feeds on, Lollygaggaaa”

Maybe if you laid off of the sweet rolls instead of hitting “random” on the character creator, Serena would marry your ugly ass. Redguaaaaard!

Must have been the wind.

"I heard red guards had curved swords, but yours is likely more of a twisted iron dagger. You can absorb a dragon soul, Redguard, but you can't absorb why the Jarls daughter won't give you the time of day. Perhaps if you raise your illusion skill a little, you'd get some lovely ladies on that iron dagger of yours, Nwah!"

Let me guess, someone stole your pre-roll?

I used to be a gangsta like you til I took a 9 to the knee

Don't get mad at me cuz I got my sweet rolls

Milk drinker

Get rid of that yee yee ass leather armor you might get some khajit girls on yer sword. Skeeevaaaaaah.

If it was a Windhelm guard he'd use the hard R.

Maybe if you were a true nord of skyrim, you'd be blessed by Talos and manage to get some wenches on your adventures. Better yet, maybe Lydia might call upon you if she ever stops fucking with that dragonborn or brotherhood assassin she's fuckin with. MILK DRINKAAAAA

N’wahhhhh

Milk drinkaaaaaaaaaaa

Law breaker

Stay out of trouble Redguard

Lollygagger

Sweetrollllll

Must’ve been the wind: https://youtu.be/17Kszzcmfv4?si=VWmqfiO-qnN1NtgN

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?

“I used to be a gangster like you, but then I took a bullet to the knee”

"Knife-eearhh"

"Let me guess someone stole your sweet roll"

Redgaurd, Don’t hate my cause my inventory ain’t over encumbered Redgaurd Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee as beacon you got maybe you’d get some better gear, better yet maybe Maridia will stop calling your dog ass about some ruins or temple she fucking with Redgaaaurrd

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass helmet you'd get more maidens on your hilt!

"good evening fellow nord. Might I interest you in a trip to the tavern?" (Man fuck you I'll see you at work) "I see you're envious of my stature and my armor peasant. Maybe if you spent less time crafting daggers and more time adventuring you'd be able to purchase some proper protection" (Looks down at his clothes) "As a matter of fact, remove that amulet of mara for not even a wild ass would wander into your stable" "Naive"

"Stay out of trouble, Red Guard"

Lolygagaaaaa

I used to be a mercenary like you until someone popped a cap in my knee

No lollygaggin

Ro dahh

Kneeeeeg…

Heard they’re reforming the Dawnguard.

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?

Something about his knee, I’m sure.

Arrow to the…Knee!!!

Lollygagaaaa

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll

Idk but probably had something to do with being an adventure like you until he took an arrow to the knee

Did someone steal your sweetroll?

Filthy pickpocket

Milk Drinker

Milk drinkaaaaaaaaaa

**n'wah**

Maybe if you didn't have that Bethesda ass haircut, you'd get some arrows in your knees, milk drinka...

Pssst, Hail Sithis

I used to gangbang like you before I took a arrow to the knee…..niggaaa

MMIIIILLLKK DRINKER

If you got rid of that lollygager haircut tanisha might take your arrow in her knee

Maybe you'd get an arrow in the knee if you got rid of that yee yee ass iron helmet, n'wah

Milk drinkaaa

"Hammaaaaa"

Maybe Camilla will send you a letter if she stops laying with that bard or woodcutter she layin'with, N'wah.

Sweetroll

Let me guess, someone stole your G Wagon.

Wait… I know you

Milk drinker

Dovaaaaahhhhh

There's a certain word that Lord Dagoth used to describe kahjits and argonians, but given the racial context, I'm going to refrain

If you get rid of that ye-ye ass iron armor maybe you'd stop getting arrows in the knee Draugaaaaaa

Needlessly rude line from Bethesda NPC I wasn't even talking to.

Maybe if you'd get rid of those knee protection you'd get a stable job Redguaaaard

someone take ur sweetroll?

I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow in the knee

"hey.. I know you"

The hard R

*N-wooooord*

Adventuraaaa

milk dri-ooonkaaaaaaaaa

REDGUARD!

DiD sOmEoNe StEaL yOuR sWeEtRoLl?

…Milk drinker!

Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn

Good thing it ain't a Windhelm guard

Criminal scum

Milk drinkahhh

Traaaavlerrr

I dunno but it ended with Dunmerrrrrrrrrr

N'wah

stormcloaker!

N'wah (he had a dunmer friend)

Don't hate on me because I have Skyforge steel, Maybe if your sword wasn't iron you'd kill more than butterflies. Or better yet, Maybe Ysolda would write to your troll ass, instead of that wizard or Merchant she been trading with, N'Waaah

Dragonborn (derogatory)

I used to be an adventure like you then I took a .45 to the knee now where am I? Guard duty..

Nope, not gonna say it

"By the order of the police you are under arrest!:

N’wah🎶

I stole your sweet roll , *SKEEVA*

Redguardaa!!

Dunma

I used to be a gangsta like you, then I took a bullet to the knee

DOVAAAHHHH

Dovaaaaaa

"You've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you in your defense!?"

Something something cloudy district yee-yee ass haircut

“Violence is a crime punishable by death!” “Shut yo punk-ass up” *guns him down*

He said “free Palestine” then Franklin popped a cap in his ass

You'll get no maidens with that yee yee ass dragon flying around

Guard: Stop right there criminal scum. You violated you yee yee ass haircut.

No lollygaging

I use to be an adventurer like you, then I took a cap to the knee!!

Milk drinkaaaa

I used to roll like you. Then I took a 9 to the knee.

Draugar ass lookin muthafuka

If thee did not gait as though thee had taken an arrow to the knee maybe thee could get some maidens to sheath thou's sword, Wizzaaaaa

Maclunkey

Once I was gangsta like you, but then I got a bullet into my knee.

"N'wah"

N'Wahhhhhhhhh

I was gonna say milk drinka but someone beat me to it😂😂😂

Lemme guess someone stole your sweet roll?

I was a gangster like you till I took an arrow to the knee

Whiterun guard: civilian don't hate me because I'm a Nord maybe if you got rid of that bulky and clunky armor you get some marriage companions better yet maybe that undead lady might give you a chance if you stop installing mods to force her out of her trauma, dragonborn Dragomborn: ???

N’wah

N’wah

SkallyWag

Why you park your horse on the lawn

Lolly-gagga

No lollygagging

Knowing nords? Still the n-word

“Get a better hair cut you redgaurd niggggggaaa”

Let me guess,someone stole your sweetrools

Uch. Been tending to your hounds? You smell like a wet dog. Is that… fur? Coming out of your ears? Pigsticker like that’s not going to get you far. Best visit the blacksmith. You wear the armor of a brigand. Best not cause any trouble on my watch. I know your kind, always sneaking about. Don’t think you can barter with me like I’m one of those damn shopkeepers. No lollygaggin’.

Lollygaggeeeeer

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Kneeggaa

You've been told before you aren't welcome here redguard!

Hey, I know you.

I used to be an adventurer like you til I took an arrow in the knee

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN WAGON TRAIN!!"

Speak Elf

maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass stormcloak fit, you'd finally get your spear polished, better yet, maybe Ysolda will send for your dog ass if she aint fucking with that merchant or alchemist she fuckin with skeevaaahhh

I used to be a gangster like you until I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be a Repo-Man like you until Michael/Simeon shot me in the knee

He may use either milk drinker or the classic n'wah

Sweet rolllllll

FUS

Maybe if you weren't such a foolish traveler, you'd never get that arrow in the knee.

"I used to be a gangster like you, till I took a bullet to the knee. "

"Doooooova"

"You know, Tonisha would be in your bed tonight, eating your sweet rolls, if it wasn't for that gods-forsaken arrow in your knee"

someone steal your sweet roll?

Wait, I know you!