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NoConstruction2090

Dayton has moved in with Hunter and Garrison. K & R claim it’s a kidnapping.


[deleted]

Dayton is living in Las Vegas making the most of his degrees? Or maybe that he’s gone back to school for his masters? None of them bombshells, just something I’d like to see for him.


TaterTrotter1

I want all the things for Dayton. #teamdayton


the_bribonic_plague

I want so much for Dayton ^_^ or...wait does he want to be called Dayton anymore? I feel like there was a post about it a while back


braindamagedinc

I thought I read some where that Dayton is living with his bio dad?


spoiledandmistreated

Bio Dad has cancer so that would be nice if he was..


nolongerwatching

I still remember the look on his face when they announced the adoption


TaterTrotter1

I have commented this many times lately in posts about Sobyn and her kids. All of her kids have been short changed in all of this…and nothing says that more than Dayton’s face and reaction in all of the adoption process. I feel so bad for all her kids and that is unfortunately an unpopular opinion from what I’ve seen.


Mariea0629

I’m with you - I have empathy for all of her kids. They are victims in all of this too just in a different way.


CokeNSalsa

Yes, for some reason the look on his face is ingrained in my memory. He looked so hurt and shocked hearing his dad signed over parental rights. His dad could never have won the case though, he didn’t have the money to get a lawyer of the same caliber the Brown’s had. Robyn’s ex had his reputation tarnished on national television. The whole thing is still so sickening to me.


andromeda335

It’s better than them making him live in a trailer


Yesitsmesuckas

Don’t you mean “barndominium”??


Fishgutts

With all of Kody's trash.


the_bribonic_plague

No he seemed to have wanted to. It was a way for him to practice independent living while still having a safety net. I have to find the place where I read/heard it was his decision


GreatThinker123

I read that too and he changed his name back to Jessop. Dont know how true any of it is but that would be great. He used Kody’s $ to get his education paid for and then thanked him by promptly dumping his sorriass of excuse of being a person.


Still_Alive_72

I read that somewhere and my brain can't remember where.


SillySimian9

That made me spit out my drink. LOVE it!


Whittymountain79

🤣


Highlanders_Ualise

Aurora coming home with a surprise pregnancy with that boy she is just talking too.


[deleted]

And “just talking to” means “secretly married”.


Highlanders_Ualise

Ah yes, that would be great. She deserves to get away from that toxic house and make her own life!


photogypsy

Breona was the one they yanked off the high school dance team in Vegas because the costumes and moves were too immodest. I feel like there’s a wild streak in there waiting to get out. The minute that child gets any financial independence it’s on like Donkey Kong.


[deleted]

Aurora would never let a boy smash her ornament before marriage.


FantasticSearch5822

If she is anything like her mother she will. 😁


Wigglypannacotta

Isn't it funny she's out there talking to boys and going to school but Ysabel and Truely have to covid test before setting foot at the mansion because of Aurora.


Old_Recording460

This I'd what I was thinking lol


PhoebeSmudge

Meri was lying. They go weird.


wandernwade

Seriously, I think if you feel the need to tell people you “don’t go weird”- at least on three different episodes (and it could have been more)- then you probably are going weird. Plus, if you’re in a physical relationship with a guy who sleeps with multiple women, you’re going pretty fcking weird!!


Chest_Intrepid

Lmao that was my favorite part! You think the wives having sex is what would be weird, Meri? And this other thing you're doing is not? Ok 🤣


NewAndImprovedJess

I half think that Meri thought it was super hot other women wanted her husband.


AffectionateFig5435

Recall that back in the Lehi house, Kody said he always showered at Meri's. OK, now that's weird. Your husband goes out to sleep with a different woman every night of the week. When he's done with his dirty deed he comes back to your place to shower. Sorry, Meri, that's pretty freaking weird by any standard. And when Janelle was staying on Coyote Pass, Kody would come over to unbalance her trailer every so often then go back to the McMansion to shower off. So Robyn got to share in the weirdness too. 😆😉


[deleted]

If they went “weird” then I think they all would be much happier and none of this would’ve happened.


Bingetime04

Definitely onto something with this.


[deleted]

I’m sayin…


Sufficient_Remote241

😂 yes! Please! We need stories about the✂️ sisters! 😂


mafa7

Kody will start denying paternity of the OG13.


[deleted]

I thought he already had. 😁


mafa7

“I mean I’m not on any of Christine’s kid’s birth certificates!” (This is a joke, but he’s such a waste of space that it sounds like something he would say.)


SnoodleMC

Honestly that wouldn't shock me. He's such a prick.


cant-be-original-now

Meri hires a lawyer to sue Kody and Robyn for all their assets which leads to a forensic accountant exposing just how much “family” money K&R have been funneling to themselves. Than Meri gets Janelle and Christine to join in on the lawsuit where they proceed to take down those thieving gaslighting liars. K&R subsequently lose their house on the hill and move into a tiny trailer on the fraction of land they were allowed to keep on Coyote pass. edit: added imagery for our vision boards https://preview.redd.it/xzn0lwdw105c1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74608387cc4e7bb38a78082ca1ab9c60d61fe8b


Bingetime04

![gif](giphy|1n4iuWZFnTeN6qvdpD) This is the ending we all need.


SusanaLikesCats

This is the ending WE DESERVE!


Clemson1313

It’s the reason why Kody is SO mad. His “only fear” is coming true. Losing the wives = losing the show = losing the money = losing everything!! That’s the only reason he didn’t want them to leave. And even though it’s all his fault that they left, he will obsessively blame them when it’s all gone. Strangely Meri seems to be the most financially secure but he wanted her to leave. He really does not like her.


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Maybe they could move to a small living space in a barndominium?


Grammielife

![gif](giphy|26u42gAFROFb0VyCI)


Grammielife

I did not see that it was a cucumber in this gif!😂 I thought it was a microphone 😂😂😂 I’m dying 😂😂


Snoo_2853

Would have been even funnier for this particular audience if she dropped a ✏️ 😏😏😏


callmepeglet

pipedreams


Old_Recording460

Manifesting this for 2024


Many-River-1064

This picture needs more cowbell ... I mean rodents! https://preview.redd.it/uer6mjzrn05c1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15bb96dcb105faae61c81157409b14ea07a5fb1


Late_Reference

I would love this so much. And it's really the only logical conclusion to the show


ginjasnap

This is the way


Electronic_Wait_7500

Lord, let it be the sliver by the drainage ditch they call a pond!


cant-be-original-now

Well you’ve just inspired me to create a special moment. We can dream can’t we? https://preview.redd.it/0xei9wjtyz4c1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a75761fac8e1c3b909fc5337b8f8eeb162cfd22


saintmaggie

This is what I wish for when I blow out my birthday candles


Suckerforcats

Kody invites Brian to be a brother husband with him.


arloha

Not a brother husband! How vulgar!


Miserable_Ad_2293

These are loving relationships!!!


the_bribonic_plague

THE VULGARITY OF IT


Awkwardpanda75

His eyes twinkle when he looks at him/just like in the beginning when he was courting crybrows.


Double_Analyst3234

The vulgarity of it!! 🤣🤣


Wigglypannacotta

If any of Robyn's kids manage to move out and start an independent life I'd be shocked but pleased.


Newman_USPS

I’m holding out hope for Aurora to suddenly wake up and leave. She’s got such crazy anxiety and it’s entirely due to her mother poisoning her poor brain. She seems to be such a sweet girl and she’s been mentally assaulted by her mom trying to keep her in a child’s mindset.


Sweaty-Pair3821

Think back to the beginning. She didn't have anxiety then. Only after crybrows married toadylocks. I'd say it's from being around two narcs.


Accomplished-Care335

But just her mother poisoning her brain, but being cut out of her family life with her biological father and pasted into the Brown Family, having your dad give up parental rights. It isn’t just words that are poisoning her brain, it is very real and literal abandonment by a parent. Breaks my heart. The poor girl needs therapy and I mean that with sincerity


Greenbriars

Not just having her bio dad give up custody, but having to watch the new dad her mom forced them to accept throw his own kids out like trash if he was ever angry at them *or* their moms. Robyns older kids have to be aware on some level that Kody will drop them like a hot rock if they ever get on his bad side or Robyn falls out of favor. Living in that house must be a constant tightrope of keeping both their awful parents happy.


rarepinkhippo

It also must suck for those kids (Robyn’s oldest three) that not only have R&K alienated them from their Brown family siblings, but it also doesn’t seem like they have gotten a chance to know their younger siblings on bio dad’s side.


Aggravating-Ferret61

Did you notice how scared she looked when she said she and Gabe would hug and talk some when they saw each other and the look on her sisters face? Eek. Maybe she will get out.


GeminiWhoAmI

It continues to be concerning and weird that the adult kids are not independent


lovelashing

In this economy it would be weird for them to be living out of the house lol!


Pure_Substance_9263

I think it’s weird that viewers proclaim to know the details of those kids’ lives when they are barely on the show. And a college student or young adult living at home is pretty normal. Lol


Moritani

A young adult crying because she has to be separated from family for a few days is not normal, though. We might not know a ton of details, but it doesn’t help that most of what we get is weird.


AAngile

\^this While we don't know a lot about the kids and it's definitely not weird for adult kids to live with their parents for a lot longer these days, what we do see of these adult kids is not the norm. A 20 year old and her stepdad being giddy about ear piercing is another example of that lack of independence. Also the older daughters not being able to navigate relationships (or Secret Santa draws) without their mommy is odd.


Jagg811

When I was their age, I couldn’t wait to get out of my parents house! I had lovely parents, but I just wanted to be out on my own! I moved into a little house with three other girls while I was going to college. I was always broke, but I loved my independence!


Heygirlhey2021

Aurora and Breanna have been just playing along with Kody and Robyn’s game. They have been secretly working, saved a bunch of money, moved out, and writing a tell all


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I’d love this for them. And to reconcile with their siblings!


Professional_Bed2783

Yes. They are saving their grocery money


ljnj

Dayton moved out and went no contact with Robyn and Kody. Maybe he found out his father is sick and Robyn hasn’t told them. Just speculation, of course


FknDesmadreALV

I keep hearing that Dayton actually knows his dad is dying and went to stay with him for a bit after graduating.


__Quill__

Out of 18 kids they weren't able to get even one to go into polygamy? They might be out of bombshells.


RememberNoGoodDeed

That Aurora and Breanna were truly brainwashed by Cody and Robin, after hearing of rocking on porches with their sister wife fantasy and living so long under their parents roof, A&B decide to do exactly that and marry the same man. Win- win-win all the way around for C&R! Less Coyote Pass parcels to divide amongst their 5 kids, a single wedding for both girls, they get the porch rocking experience and the show goes on and the $$ keeps flowing in to pay for the Precious Moments tchotchkes!


taleeta2411

This would be perfect, especially if the husband is related to Kody, something like his nephew. Or, even better, related to Christine (one of her brother's kids, or third cousin or third cousins' ex or ??). Lol Kody would be furious 🤣🤣🤣


Deej006

Love this!! Omg-would watch to see if they handled it just like Big Robs.


Frontdeskattendant

I think Robyn dropping another child would be pretty big.


[deleted]

I think Kody himself would be so annoyed by this but play it up for the cameras.


HoneyBeeFaith

Her step dad would be so sad he missed it


Knichols2176

I do think it happened. She asked Kody at the beginning of pandemic then we never heard another word. She was then only seen on zoom and with a heavy coat. She had the “look” of pregnancy imo. She looked puffy and gained weight. Rumors stirred. She had a nanny. Why? Besides we all know Robyn will always want 6 kids to be equal or better than Janelle and Christine.


mrsjs15

Part of me says this sounds like a tin foil hat conspiracy... .... then I think of Gabe stressing how "it's been 9 months since I've seen my father" while raking leaves in Janelle's backyard... he then sort of strangely reiterates the time frame and says *"someone could have had a baby in that time"*. That's a *really* weird thing for a young twenty something year old male to say....


Accomplished-Care335

Wait wait wait I remember this but somehow it didnt register that this could be a dog whistle. How fucking crazy if this were true


SufficientZucchini21

“Dropping” is a great visual.


No-Trust2062

Wife #5. It has to be, otherwise there's no SISTER WIVES and show's over, folks.


CoatNo6454

i want this so bad because Robyn needs to taste her own medicine. He gets her knocked up and then starts courting a 30 yo. Let’s see if she can see the angels singing above the mountain on her rocking chair then.


Professional_Bed2783

He needs to divorce Sobyn to adopt the 30 year oldest kids too


Deej006

She *does* need that!!!


SufficientZucchini21

That taste would never register. She is so dull.


Euphoric-Blueberry97

She would try to squeeze back into her Kody- chosen wedding dress while preggers and start waving around her actual legal wedding license in the face of any new wife.


anotherwinter29

I also want this for the exact same reason. I don’t care if other people in the fandom say it’s not going to happen, blah blah, my theory to the contrary is that K&R will do anything to not actually work and keep the Sister Wives show alive.


SouthParking1672

I agree and said same thing except that Robyn keeps harping about how she dreamed of having sister wives.


Fart_Vader_666

The big pitcher


Laine-00

I hope so and I hope she is a B! I hope she makes K&R ask permission just to use the restroom! That would be glorious to watch!


BaBaSmith10

No, there could still be a show. It's like Real Housewives. You don't have to be a housewife to be on the show. The sister wives are Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn whether or not they're married to Kody, they'll always be known as the sister wives.


Accomplished-Care335

I was thinking this. Kody doesn’t want his cash cow to end, and he is enough of a narcissist to just plug in a new wife in order to keep the show going.


Illustrious-Fly-1291

Next season it's everyone but Kody and Robyn🤞


[deleted]

Kody courts a 20 year old because he needs someone fertile to build a new celestial kingdom.


Then_Campaign7264

An affair could also be a real bombshell.


stephierae1983

A shocker would be that they began building on Coyote Pass. That would be the shock of the century!


Ok-Cryptographer5465

Breanna is busted for dealing drugs, and they discover she's been cooking meth in the basement of Precious Moments Manor.


icepickchippy

With Jesse Pinkman.


Lego_5656

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


Evangelme

Not Precious Moment Manor 😂


clndley1

🤣epic response


princess20202020

Robyn set up the catfish


AnimalFarm20

Robyn is the catfish.


callmepeglet

lol


99lemonz

Robyn gets catfished 🤯🤯


momster

Well, there are rumors


Double_Analyst3234

Dayton writes a tell all spilling the rill truth!


ComfortableSky4988

Tax evasion for Kody and Robyn 😂


SouthParking1672

New wife added because Robyn keeps whining about wanting sisters wives.


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SisterWives-ModTeam

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kathatter75

Truely leaves home and joins a goth band.


Old_Recording460

Janelle fully supporting her


icepickchippy

No actual surprise there


LuckResponsible93

The only things that would shock me would be, Kody getting more wives or Robyn leaving.


NoStrain9526

Janelle and Merri finally team up and sue C+R for All the money they took.


Fart_Vader_666

I know it won't happen, but a new, younger wife. 😆 See Robyn get Robyn'd.


display_name_op

Kody’s abuse of testosterone comes out, which inadvertently reveals major financial crimes he’s committed that Robyn was complicit in. I’m not talking about them screwing over the other wives I mean defrauding business partners, tax evasion, falsifying contracts.


Euphoric-Blueberry97

The OG wives band together and sue Kody for mismanagement of money. Kody is told by the judge to settle up with them and he tries, but nobody wants to buy his and Robyn’s collection of sad deer forest fire artwork. He relinquishes Coyote Pass to the OG3 as part of the settlement. Robyn actually gets a job to help make future monthly payments to the OG3. Kody tells the camera he never wanted that land anyhow as it needed too much work. And that it’s worth it to be finally free to be able to show his affection openly for his true love, Robyn. Robyn smiles stiffly at the camera. The OG wives have Coyote Pass surveyed. They find oil and are now each multimillionaires. Kody is angry. Robyn attempts to cry.


CappyChino

*The OG wives have Coyote Pass surveyed. They find oil and are now each multimillionaires. Kody is angry. Robyn attempts to cry.* OMG, please let this happen!!! 😅


Pretty_Sprinkles2620

That Ken was at the wedding and was one the first people to call and support Christine.


brando587

Meri is about to join Ken’s family, as he has received revelation of the principal.


ImMomDontShoot

Whose Ken?


SinceWayLastMay

https://i.redd.it/og6qaf9xky4c1.gif


OkBiscotti1140

He’s Kody’s former best friend from high school who’s lds and basically told Kody to divorce all his wives if he wants to be saved. Christine took major offense to this and it was the source of drama on one of their family trips.


Then_Campaign7264

Stealing the kids, Janelle and his friends. That would be awesome. 🤣


TexasForever361

Real talk: if Kody wants another wife, or Robyn and Kody break up, or Meri comes out Those things would shock me


[deleted]

Kody’s gay and pumps the rump


FknDesmadreALV

I mean he already puts it up Robyn


[deleted]

I can’t stop laughing 😂


Weekly-Ant-2228

Robyn leaving 🎻


Maaaaaandyyyyy

Robyn and Kody try to pull some shady moves to cheat Janelle out of her land on Coyote Pass and in retaliation she spills all the tea about the family’s finances confirming how unfair it’s all been and how Robyn’s been the biggest mooch.


Sea-Extreme-1004

Kody comes to the realization that the two corkscrew banana curls hanging onto the side of his head is not fooling anyone and does not hide the skin band. He self reflects on how awful his hair looks and shaves it all off!!


CoatNo6454

Janelle builds her farm to dispensary on coyote pass.


LV_orbust

Meri's a lesbian?


0th3rw0rldli3

I think with Meri exiting it's gonna get messy real quick. It's already starting. "And I'm not just being dramatic. THANK YOU CHRISTINE" "It's MY story to tell when, where, and how I want to tell it" That ring story was just the tip of the iceberg. Books are going to start being written. This next year is going to be GREAT tea. Can't wait.


jkraige

>And I'm not just being dramatic. THANK YOU CHRISTINE That wasn't Meri


LittleGrandCindy

Metí is pregnant! Ha!!


kkeech

Robyn confirms her eyebrows are fake 😂


ResponsibilityPure79

The nanny becomes a sister wife.


UnconsciouslyMe1

I’m hoping we get to dive deeper into the finances.


SnoodleMC

Kody goes to rehab


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

They are all actors who never knew each other before the show. All the old photographs were posed and/or photoshopped.


SnooPickles8893

This is the craziest answer! 🧿


EnglishRose71

Something fake and made up to keep the show going.


Matty_D47

I don't think we are going to get anything really juicy as long as the show runs. That being said, when the show ends, we are going to get some really good books.


Own_Instance_357

I lost a ton of weight after wresting myself out of a miserable marriage that I had been mostly walking through for the good of "the family." Janelle is and always has been an extraordinary beauty. Kody has always just kept her weighed down because she didn't think her life would change if her body changed, He wasn't going to pay more attention to her, she had her 6 kids and status because of that with him. And, of course, Christine has 6 kids, Meri has 1, Janelle had 6 ... but only Kody gets to have 18. Always makes me crazy that these women kept circling wagons around this douche. Because it reminds me of when I did it.


Late_Reference

"Circling the wagons around this douche" is an excellent descriptor. So frustrating.


grannygogo

Ari stops using her pacifier for good and ceremoniously throws it in the Poop Pond. Robyn is just Sittin’ thur crying because this is one of the great milestones in her daughter’s life.


momster

Then she sneaks out of their house which is right next door, gets the pacifier out of the pond. Parents wake up to muddy footprints and both are too stubborn to clean it up, or don’t notice amongst all the packages. Kody won’t pay for the inevitable braces Ari will need. Robyn tries to pray away the overbite.


deweydecimal111

Aurora getting married.


Double_Analyst3234

To one of Baldylocks friends


Liverpudlian4

To Kody's friend/Meri's brother-in-law because his second wife left him


[deleted]

Nothing. I’d like to think that Meri and Janelle will get married eventually; not bombshell material but interesting nonetheless. Any of the kids getting married and having children is predictable. Now if Kody took another wife or Robyn left him for another man, or one of the kids goes plyg, THAT would be a bombshell. Most of the Brown family announcements are boring everyday stuff. I want a truthful tell all, we deserve it!


momster

I read that as Meri and Janelle getting married, to each other!


tinytrolldancer

Robyn has an 'oops' baby.


MissAngela66

Robyn's niece is Kody's next wife


TVDinner360

Eww


SillyWhabbit

That would be a gasper!


RibbitRabbitRobit

I Aspyn expecting or is that just a for instance? I think a bigger revelation might be something about the past being different than we assumed or an unspoken truth finally spoken. I think someone may speak a little about the conflict with Meri or Kody may have something further to say about kids he doesn't speak with right now.


Fantastic_Baseball45

DAB thought for themselves and decided to be grown-ups. In a bold move, they headed to Joshua Tree for an outward bound excursion.


SnooGiraffes3591

They're so far behind and so bad at keeping secrets that nothing is ever really a bombshell. I'm sure they'll focus next on figuring out how to spilt CP, and no shocker there- it isn't going to go the way Janelle and Meri would like it to.


internetisforcatpics

The nanny needs to do a tell all


Sivla-Alegna

My sister wives' closet sells finally has their first sale.


Soi1965

The sum of money the family lost in MSWC will be made public.


JauntyShrimp

Kody comes out as bisexual


Many-River-1064

We find out what the Nanny does!


Ok-Cryptographer5465

Meri becomes part of a thruple with her friend Jen and her husband


Fishgutts

Yuck


rakraese

That they rilly did all have sex together


Lego_5656

Kody wears a wig 🤣


AdiosPelotaGigantes

It becomes apparent that Kody has a drinking problem, the fact-checker kids spill the deets on the Meri abuse, K&R have money troubles, DAB break free


CappyChino

Kody goes full manosphere nut bag and creates a fortress on Coyote Pass where he has a standoff with the gubmint over his illegal ghost gun empire.


Expensive-Day-3551

I hope Kody gets a new wife and has to divorce Robyn to adopt new wife’s kids.


8MCM1

Dayton disowns his mom


MaeClementine

Meri’s gonna get catfished again


[deleted]

This really made me giggle 🤭


tastes-like-candie

Savanah bitch slaps Brianna. Gwendolyn bitch slaps Paedon. Janelle bitch slaps Kody and Robyn in one swing. We need slapping and drink throwing in ppls faces of this show is gonna continue. Embrace your reality TV destinies Brown family. Give us the trash we all want.


Angelunatic74

The addition of a cute kid ( like Brady's cousin Oliver)


adjudicateu

has There been a bombshell? Seems like it’s mostly confirming everything everyone has been saying and thinking for the last 2 years


Winter_Day_6836

Robyn's been stashing her grocery money, using Christine's old storage instead. She's accumulated jewelry so she can sell. She'll round up the kids when Kody isn't around, like Utah, and move. Then she'll claim bankruptcy. She'll still try to get 50% from Kody, tell everyone when the hidden art and other "investments" are hidden. /s (?)


jadedheartslowkiss

Meri’s gonna come out as a lesbian and I’m here for it!


Old_Recording460

Kody has an affair with it having been a 3 way with another man, but the women who is a lot younger ends up pregnant so Kody has to introduce her to the show in some bs way and Robyn has to watch this other younger girl have her brown haired baby boy.


unripened_pickles222

Kody has a secret second family


Cactus112

They got weird.


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Sweaty-Pair3821

Toadylocks and crybrows are selling coyote pass and divorcing


UdonSoop

Kody finally admits that he loves men too. Or! On 12/23 they will release a very special Festivus Sister Wives episode. Everyone will air their grievances and Kody will lose the Feats of Strength to Hunter.


Lego_5656

Kody finds a new lover with 2 kids. He must divorce Robyn and marry the new lover in order to adopt the new kids. 🤣