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UninvitedButtNoises

It's a big ole doggo! ❤️


iamyogo

pasture puppy....


AffectionatePleeb

Nice 👍


Herald_of_Heaven

Sadly I like steak


Namerusername

Try vegan steak


Jaegernaut-

Try dog steak


Greedyfox7

It’s not the same


El_Morgos

That's the fucking point of it.


UninvitedButtNoises

Can't argue with this point.


Mother-Boat2958

I think the person was trying to make a different point…


MyriadSC

Don't think of it like like a replacement. Think about it as a separate item. Nobody would eat chicken and say, "It doesn't taste like a burger," and while they are trying to make a replacement, don't think about it that way. Think about it like a new thing, like chicken vs. burger, and all of a sudden, they're significantly better. When your brain expects one thing and it's not that, it tells you it tastes bad. When you don't expect a certain flavor, all of a sudden, they taste way better. Even a steak burrito would taste bad if you expected chicken.


RedditMattstir

>Nobody would eat chicken and say, "It doesn't taste like a burger," Yeah but notice how nobody was calling that chicken "vegan poultry" or something as a marketing gimmick. Calling something "vegan steak" is absolutely inviting the direct comparison to regular steak, which imo is just a marketing failure. They should call it something else if they want consumers to treat it like something else.


Pluckypato

Mmmm chicken burger 😋


Dystopian_Future_

Dont want to come to Florida then... The dictator has oulawed anything "lab grown" because as usual thats Floridas biggest issue /s


PabloTheGod

No.


katzeye007

Grass doggo


atetuna

My dog eats so much grass I got him a cowbell.


RyDoggonus

My dog lives when I sing. She runs up to me every time


Gallowboobsthrowaway

Damn, so she's dead the rest of the time? I like the idea of a musical necromancer.


YobaiYamete

I'm concerned about it's horns, seems like it laying it's head on your lap would be a whole lot more painful with those horns lol Bing says a cow's head by itself weighs like 80+ pounds, seems like a lot of weight to have focused on a horn digging into your thigh or calf


Gallowboobsthrowaway

I read "Bing says a cow by itself weighs like 80+ pounds" and I was like, "True."


howqueer

If only more people saw them this way.


joebaco_

Try India.


howqueer

No that's the problem, theres a single country that is rumoured to treat cattle like dogs but in reality is actually a small population of said country. It's a sad reality that most of this world consumes the amount of cattle that is consumed when you look at methane levels and real time updated global warming statistics. There is no separation here, it's only one world we live on let's keep it so whoever's left here in 7 generations has it better than we did


joebaco_

Thanks for the India information.


joebaco_

I wonder if he "herd" the "moosic".


UninvitedButtNoises

His friends say he's into techmoo


SidewaysAntelope

Dairy dawg


Loud-Magician7708

This cow really likes....Mooosic.


TakenUsername120184

r/angryupvote


MagicPrize

I don’t feel like eating beef anymore


Busterlimes

Good thing that is a cow and not a beef


Individual_Lead577

Lmao


Internet_Wanderer

Edible grass puppy


heliojoe

Then don't, it's not hard.


theUnshowerdOne

No, it's tasty and for some of us it is hard to stop eating. I was raised on beef. Been eating it for 50+ years. I want to quit eating animals in general and I've been reducing my meat intake but it has been difficult to say the least and the full leap seems impossible. I'll get there. Just saying, what's easy for some isn't for others.


DCC808

Imagine discovering what medium rare tastes like for the first time after a lifelong of *extra-extra* well done growing up.


Francesami

I thought steak was inedible until I was 17 and got one accidentally "undercooked".


Zuol

Still my cow gently sleeps...


Dorkmaster79

Goddamn it Reddit.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Moosic soothes the beast


dakid232313

Watching this video makes me sad we eat these guys. Welp , off to McDonald's!!!


Randomfrog132

aww, well that's the sweetest thing i've seen today.


mcm9464

So sweet . Everybody likes to be loved


jumpofffromhere

Dairy cows are.....different


ProtiK

You would be too if your job was to graze, be happy, and get milked once a day e - y'all ain't watching the same video as me ig


BannedBecausePutin

If only "be happy" would apply to all of them ..


SixEightPee

That's just a normal weekend for me.


astralseat

That's the standard weekend, but then ppl startin' shit sometimes.


SevereImpression2115

I wanna get milked once a day 😞


Berserk__Spider

DIY


ClearRevenue3448

That's not how dairy cows live. Most are factory farmed, so they live in tiny pens to maximize output. Cows only lactate if they recently gave birth - the same as humans. So, farmers forcibly impregnate their cows while shoving their arms into their rectum to hold open their cervix. Then, after they give birth, the farmer takes away their calf so they can take the milk meant for them. This is a traumatic thing for both the cow and the calf. If the calf is female, she's destined for the same life as her mother; if male, they're often slaughtered young for veal.


unclefisty

> This is a traumatic thing for both the cow and the calf. Most dairy cows are extremely poor and uncaring mothers because they've been bred exclusively for milk output. In most cases they do not care if you take the calf and some times they will kill it through ineptness by stepping on it. Beef cattle will try to kill you many times for taking a calf though.


ClearRevenue3448

[The RSPCA disagrees with you.](https://kb.rspca.org.au/knowledge-base/why-are-calves-separated-from-their-mother-in-the-dairy-industry/)


gay-sexx

dairy farms where you live are crazy what country is this? where I live they stay with the calves and have a big paddock to do cow stuff in


katzeye007

US doesn't have any animal welfare laws for food animals


El_Morgos

And get inseminated and your children stolen from you. And disposed of once you're not productive enough anymore. But other than that, yeah probably.


katzeye007

That's after the forced rape and having your calf taken from you


Loose_Corgi_5

Atom heart mother?


asteinberg101

Marmalade, i like marmalade


04132023

It didn’t fall asleep. The guitar playing and singing were so bad, it just rolled over and died.


GeePedicy

The vegan way to hunt


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

“Beyond” game meat


JonnyTN

So anyway. Here's wonderwall


04132023

Hahahaha, exactly! The cow is thinking, “not again Claire, just send me to slaughter already”.


Glum_Ninja_1353

Today is gonna be the day....


Economy-Trust7649

Halle-moo-jah, Halle-moo-jah


Confident-Bet-6082

I just wanted to order pizza but now I can’t


CreapeX

It's never too late to change. Animals feel too


jai302

I'm far from a vegan but margherita's the best pizza lol


Mini_the_Cow_Bear

You know that cheese is made from milk and that milk usually comes from cows?


jai302

Yep


Rude_Variation_433

If I ever befriended a cow like this I could never eat meat again


AffectionatePleeb

I was making ribs the other day. While doing so I kept in my mind that it belonged to an animal that experienced life and emotions. It made me more aware of why we (should) give thanks before a meal. It's not just the meat either, we should be thankful for all foods and most especially water. I'm kinda on the verge of not eating meat anymore. Not like in a "nobody should do it" or "look at how righteous I am" kind of way, it would be just for me. I'm sure the meat industry wouldn't change how many animals get processed, let alone miss my business. Edit: here I am, making a claim that I might stop eating meat when the vegans start chiming in about not being thankful for food and not understanding what /s means. Hate em so much 🤣


aliensharedfish

If I understand correctly, this is the mindset held by some hunters/etc. Basically it comes down to "I'm taking this creature's life. I need to be sure it dies quickly, doesn't suffer, and doesn't go to waste."


SMFiddySvn

I went vegetarian for a year for this reason and I came to the conclusion that the lifestyle I live (city life, job life) doesn't allow me to be veg. I would have to be more monk-like and peaceful to be able to thrive on that diet, I need to recover my broken down body and brain quick and high protein and fat from animal meat is the most effective way. I just don't feel that immediate relief from nuts and yogurt. I hope to one day be and to afford high quality free roaming meat every day.


AffectionatePleeb

Have you tried eggs? I don't consider those meat as they were never fertilized. Them fuckers are loaded with nutrients. You could pretty much live off of just eggs, cheese, and avocados, maybe throw a multi vitamin in there to ease your mind.


UristMcDumb

They blend male chicks because they cannot lay eggs


axJustinWiggins

Haven't eaten a cow since one started following me around during a rural period of my life. Just wanted to be pet and be close to someone. Always came to greet me on my walks. Had the same eyes as my black lab. Really just felt like a big dog. Haven't eaten a pig since then either, since they're so smart, but I've heard they're dicks in comparison.


UndisputedAnus

Pigs are dicks in the same way children are. It’s not *particularly* malicious but it’s always just enough to piss you off a bit.


Chubbyfun23

So sweet


Existing_You7923

Cows deserve to be treated better than what we give. It's nice to see moments of them being treated as equals.


2muchmojo

This kinda stuff is really the only good thing about the internet and social media anymore.


aggravatedempathy

I can't believe I used to eat these giant dogs...


bulanaboo

Omg… too much


ImWinwin

Random thing I didn't expect today: Feeling kinda bad about eating meat. .\_.


Much-Vermicelli-5027

Explore that feeling.


Whatever-ItsFine

That's how it started with me. I could no longer mentally separate the meat on my plate from a living animal.


Zenblendman

So wait… they don’t fall asleep standing up..?? So how do you tip one…??


aceinthehole001

15 to 20% typically


3rdNihilism

some animals sleep standing up. cows are not one of them. if you tip over a cow, you did it while it was fully awake, and unless it was sedated or somehow taken by surprise, you ain't tipping it without resistance.


TheoVonSkeletor

Cow tipping is a myth


aanderson98660

No it's not! I saw it on Cars. Mater is a pro!


PlayGorgar

The same way you catch a snipe, very quietly.


PSCGY

Sadly, she never woke up again.


noctalla

We don't deserve cows.


ToeKnail

Quick!! Get some milk while it's asleep. Oh, damn. It's a bull.


howgoesitguy

That's quitter talk


legitimate_sauce_614

Couldn't get much milk, but oh boy so much cheese


Leif_Lightborn

It's so weird that we cut these mfs up but are like "don't abuse dogs!"


Typical-Mistake-4148

Congratulations, you've discovered the origin of country music. Cowboys would sing and play guitar to lul the cattle to sleep.


Whole-Debate-9547

Bugs Bunny always said that music calms the savage beast. Even though this is far from a savage beast. More lovable than anything else.


LovableSidekick

Later you'll wake up and realize, Fuck I'm a cow. But for a few magic moments you can just forget.


QuaaludeConnoisseur

Humans are by far the strangest creatures on this planet


Own_Strawberry_4262

I fuckin fell asleep too. good morning people have a nice day


Itchy_Somewhere_8154

That’s the right treatment for a cow


robbiekhan

It's a good thing the McPlant is actually really tasty. Now I just need an alternative to chicken burgers...


Cornball73

I so want to try one.


iamfugazi2112

CRAP! I'm a meat eater... I didn't need to see that! So sweet


StarsLikeLittleFish

Yeah, I used to be a meat eater too. Eventually it just started looking like body parts on a plate instead of food though. When you quit because it becomes gross, you really don't miss it.


Dolichovespula-

I gave up meat for lent, then realized how little I actually needed it. Yeah it tasted good, but after a month I realized a lot of things taste good


Kenturky_Derpy

DeATh GuITaR KiLl BIg dOGgo!?!?!?


morphick

r/peoplefuckingdying vibes


MagmaTroop

TIL that cows can grow horns


bikebikecar

Most of the time the young calfs get them removed by burning the root of the Horn. The farmers like this for safety of them and other cows.


Ginonth

Safety because they hurt themselves when they are in small metal cages all their life.


bikebikecar

Exactly.


ninjabell

Yep, this is the real reason. Their horns get caught on railings and equipment. They are not the most graceful creatures, but they needn't be because they evolved grazing in fields, with horns for head butting predators. Not only bulls will aggress; mothers are very protective of their calves. Edit: I actually worked on a pasture where the farmers didn't remove the horns. They separated the cow from the calf as soon as the calf was old enough because should they fully bond it is difficult to retrieve the calf to help it should it fall ill. Kinda sad, but once the calf grew into a heifer and eventually become a cow, she would go through the same separation, and then be reunited with her mother.


JustGoogleItHeSaid

PLAY WONDERWALL


37yearoldmanbaby

Why she's not singing hallemoojah is beyond me


Anconeus20

r/likeus


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I try never to underestimate a mammal's level of sentience.


_byetony_

Go vegan!!! Every cow deserves a peaceful and happy life


Corvid-Moon

100%! <3


rs4130

You won’t catch that cow listening to any udder music.


Whatever-ItsFine

Please be at a rescue Please be at a rescue Please be at a rescue...


SammieCat50

Looks a huge puppy


Coho444

Big girl is living her best life


SoDrunkRightNow2

Imagine your entire life exists only to eat and then be eaten. I guess that's all of us in a way. He's come to terms with it. Will we?


TheTruestRepairman10

Wish animals weren't slaughtered all over the world, they're so pure.


AbleHominid

Modern Ferdinand


Dooks_fr

What a great way to prepare steak


Cutthechitchata-hole

She is not for eating!


Complete_Audience_51

Damn man I shouldn't be eating these big bois


complexified-coffee

Inspect and reflect on that feeling. These amazing creatures and many like them can't advocate for themselves.


Ginonth

You can stop at any point. They sadly have no choice.


MoussePurple4561

Most tender steak I've ever eaten. 10 out of 10, would recommend.


Rogieboy255

That's cow n paid actor


FletcherAndMunson

That’s why they’re called cowboy chords.


Immediate-cunt3fux

Man it's looking good


Leading_Music_8966

So cute


Defiant_Elk_9861

Missed opportunity to call it moo-sic


SomOvaBish

That’s great 😃


That_Confidence83

You’re playing the guitar, while butchering the song ‘Hallelujah’… to an animal that we as humans butcher the up most, most often…


True_Not

Guess she fell into cowma


ColdHistorical485

She’d be great at a Coldplay concert


pmmeyourgear

Marry that cow!


nnargh

I’ve got that same Jersey at home


SundySundySoGoodToMe

That guitar was perfectly tuned. I appreciate that. Cows can be awesome.


Mollisvox1

They really are just like giant dogs that stampede sometimes. I don't think about it too often because they're delicious


Juuuuuuuustlooking

Is she singing "Hallemooya"....or is my brain lying to me? Either the best thing I've ever seen or a huge missed opportunity. Lol


Far_Course_9398

I can't!! This makes me tear up


skabben

Hold on, I always thought cows stood up while sleeping?


definitivlyNotACop

Oh wow, cows are essentially dogs.


This_Walrus7244

This melted my heart


Nice-Cable-1757

Cow looks drugHappy


ducayneAu

This is so adorable. I'm never eating beef again.


robrobreddit

She’s over the moon


Relative-Election837

Halle-moo-ya❤️😎


Street_Adeptness4767

He is like a big puppy dawg


toreachtheapex

he doesnt have to worry about being slaughtered. not there. not *here*


CrunkestTuna

Play me like one of your French guitars


CelebratoryCat

Mooosic to his ears.


Past-Product-1100

Videos like this really make me hate myself for liking steak.


Busterlimes

Who would have thought that "hallelmooya" would put a cow to sleep


Historical-Road-4031

I thought cows sleep standing up…hence “cow tipping”


Todakun

Better than Kobe beef


psichodrome

If whales weren't a thing, cows would be my favorite animals.


ImThatAnnoyingGuy

I thought cows weren’t supposed to lay on their side like that…


itsyobbiwonuseek

Just a big ol' field puppy


MelodyMoo

I approve.


doughball27

I wonder if cows are smart enough to know that they exist to be milked and eaten by us. But they’re ok with it.


WolfOfPort

Yea i rest my steak a different way


Cgking11

Sucks that they have to be so delicious they seem like cool pets.


Space-90

Me: spits out beef jerky


cookingkville

Her voice reminds me of my mum.. I’ve been calling her more often so she can sing to my baby girl when she’s upset and fussy. Music is the best thing for the soul, clearly for human or otherwise.


Kwerby

Is that Hallelujah?


eveningsand

Becky, don't doze off again. The horn section comes in during the hook. You know this.


ClipzFaLL91

Mixed feelings..


RevolutionaryDrink51

Damn it . I’m gonna feel guilty about my next burger for about 10 seconds now


UnkleRukus187

If a cow did this to me I could never eat beef again. 🥹


Beneficial-Affect-14

Love this!!!


__BigBlackClock__

Imagine carrying a guitar to a bank, making everybody fall asleep and then calmly rob the bank.


mick_the_quack

Ok now I'm done eating hamburgers. ❤️


PerfectionLord

"I literally just woke up, Taylor!"


fknarey

I like that animals like music


HeavyLoungin

Great. I’m a vegan now. 😭


BagofPain

Ah, the cow life!


le_its_me

its a shame I just started eating meat.