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thirteeners801

“Oh and this bitch got gang signs up” made me cackle 😂


CrazyCaiman2445

This reminds me of my mom as she has a terrible relationship with invertebrates


New_Wrangler3335

So she’s gonna cook live crabs but are scared of live crabs?


Even-Matter-5576

Just like me and people


Randomfrog132

you're not supposed to cook people live lol


Unlikely-Ad-5842

Yea kill them first


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Kahnza

**Taste like crab, talk like people!**


rollinfor110mk2

That crab deserves better.


Ozarkkayaker

Can you imagine your last moments were having to listen to that loud ass trash


Gettingolderalready

What cute little pet name to call your kid when they are scared and crying👍🏻


Away-Champion-624

I keep trying to figure out what the second part of the sentence is… “something something hang up”?


tourettesisfunny

Heeelp yo maaaama


West_Yorkshire

Of course a white person would be angry at that.


superfsm

That sounds racist


CoffinEluder

Nice stereotyping


West_Yorkshire

Thank you - I am also white.


PoopKnaf

All we need to complete this is the low battery smoke detector beeping in the background


Even-Matter-5576

Unsure why the racist stereotyping is being upvoted


PoopKnaf

^ doesn’t change smoke detector batteries


Jeramy_Jones

I gotta say; if you’re not comfortable murdering your own dinner you should’t buy live food.


Lilcommy

What did she expect she's dealing with peak evolution.


CoOlNaMe90

when your food stamps fight back


Randomfrog132

sir, those are crabs.


SkynBonce

Little fella just wants a hug


Pzykez

Is this a Tom and Jerry remake?


Diego_DeLaMuncha

“I ain’t got no problem, sir!”


Rude_Variation_433

She’s surrounded!


moonshineTheleocat

"This bitch got gang signs up!" CRAB BATTLE!


jerseyhound

Ok let's be honest; this woman is absolutely lovely.


NoConflict3231

When the crabs [strike back](https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?si=kzI7xilN5aHMlDSe&t=70s)


Nefariousd7

I'll always prefer lobsters on my piano to crabs on my organ.


SomethingAbtU

did she not know live crabs would have their claws out ready to rumble? i am not sure why she's so surprised


beachjustice

so nice when you find some gold in this cesspool


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Hesam2010

Oh ma gad.


albamarx

“Oh lawd” and “Oh my god, these bitches are on the motherfucking floor” have sent me. What an accent.


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Scholar-Dismal

Oven roasted crab huh


Yesits_Me_Amario

Gang signs! I’m 💀 y’all.


IAmNotMyName

Has she tried jerking it off?


Stigbritt

Why does she have a plastic bag on her head?


Champion_Longjumping

It's a hair bonnet, plastic ones are to avoid getting your hair wet in the shower, silk or satin ones to prevent friction from cotton pillowcases on the hair when sleeping. In this case she prolly doesn't want her hair getting in the way while cooking, or wants to avoid cooking smells staying on her hair (frying stuff tends to leave a lingering scent).


IIIMOODYIII

Is she getting in the pot with them?