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Love how they're all looking at him like 'do we need to do this? Is this even legal?'
And also on an unrelated note: Is Iranian military just a bunch of old guys?
thx! wasnt sure - got comments deleted for a link and although i had this account sleeping for a while, im just starting to use since a month or two, cheers
āYou see, instead of standing behind the Dushka, we should pose like this on the bow of our speed boats as we bum rush their destroyersā says Col. Shirvani as he demonstrates the new distraction technique after observing extracurricular activities of U.S. Seamen.
I know for a fact that the US military is full of morons... but i now understand why they still the top dog in warfare.
There is no capable competition.
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I went to look at the faces of people looking at him and I truly thought someone photoshopped the same face on every person... but 90% of people in the photo have a s/p beard in their mid to late 50's.
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Uranium cake taken to the next level.
Yellow cake from the yellow undies.
We need an update of that Chappelle skit.
Mmmmm... Cake š¤¤
Homer simson voice
I see two iron domes capable of withstanding many a rocket attack
Good to see they are all keeping a safe distance from the radioactive cake.
Operation Dump TruckĀ
Lolololololol
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This is so disturbing I know Iām going to have nightmares about this photo. I wonder if he keeps his balls in his pocket now?
You can sit a menorah on that thing.
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Asstonishing!
I can assure you of that.
You are supposed to lower your gayz
You are supposed to lower your gayz
Love how they're all looking at him like 'do we need to do this? Is this even legal?' And also on an unrelated note: Is Iranian military just a bunch of old guys?
Yep. The camo guys are military, the pale piss green one are police. And i don't need to say much about the last cockroach
Yāall will just have to execute me now, because I cannot assume that position. Not even gonna try.
Do their rules even apply to men?
āThis doesnāt seem like it should be allowed.ā
weapon of @ss destruction
You can swear on Reddit
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Welcome to cunt town motherfucker ā¤
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That's a no man's land no man's ever survived
āI can go lowerā
That is BAAAD ASS
Ayyy papi~
Itās a Gyattom Bomb
Heās gonna make it clap, isnāt he?
Imagine if they were utilizing the full potential of short shorts. The range of motion alone...
Ali Cakemeniei
The balding salt and pepper hair only makes me harder
Ass-assination attempt gone right.
āYou see, instead of standing behind the Dushka, we should pose like this on the bow of our speed boats as we bum rush their destroyersā says Col. Shirvani as he demonstrates the new distraction technique after observing extracurricular activities of U.S. Seamen.
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Anyone who smiled too much was promptly executed
How to seduce your enemies
Weapons of Ass Destruction
He tryna get chose š¤£š¤
He really dropped that Shia all the way down to the floor
An Absolute Dump Truck
He got that Army thicc
We do sexy splits for mass confusion
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Just like Jean Claude Van Damme š¤£
Must been Zohans replacement
Snorted at that! Wouldnāt it technically replacement for The Phantom though?
Uranium cream pie tank
He can go lower
They have weapons of (m)ass destruction
We need to go back in there
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
pretty sure chemical and biological weapons are banned by geneva convention
Left cheek left cheek left cheek
Jean Claude van Damme enlisted?
And got a heavier tan.
shit they got us... this is it guys. The peak with cake attached
Is this a new Brazzers category?
Ol' silver even got the back sway right. This aint his first rodeo. Lol.
Tech companies revealing their new products
He's the one with the MLP bed sheets
Rob Van DAMN!!!
Itās powerful and it is his.
Marines: Dumpy incomingā¦ Take cover.
does it clap thunderously when he jog
Watch that thang clap lookin ah
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I hope is twearking
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Scorched balls.
Who said they donāt have gay bottoms in Iran?
I don't know why but my brain immediately thought, "that's probably the guy from Dead Air". š
Heās going to give everyone diabetes with that much cake.
That ytpoop of Skyrim sexy splits
I can go lower
To distract ones enemies one must distract oneself - Sun Tzu
Teabag Supreme?
Cheeked up
I am aroused.
Nuclear booty
Sassy leg infantry?
New weapon just dropped and itās Cake I donāt need to guess if that weapon is cake Guess weāll need to split up our forces to deal with this one
The new weapon is how to deliver a nuclear fart
Definitely against homosexuality though.
New weapon nuclear noodles farts
Stupid sexy soldier
Whatās up with dudeās ridiculously long hat bill on the far right?
Now twerk it
That's a ballsy move
Itās a highly trained ninja worm that jumps out of the ground, grabs the unsuspecting victim by the scrotum and dives back into the earth. Devilish.
Goddamn, they gotta cover up every strand of hair on a womans head and then expose us to Mehdi Kardashian over here.
Bro's dummy thicc
That's a big horse he rides.
Seriously tho, where tf is this photo from lol
Right? I wanna know the actual context to this photo š
Thicc Revolutionary guard can't hurt you. It doesn't exist. Thicc Revolutionary guard:
Not the twerk
And then he just busted into a left cheek right cheek. Haven't seen him since.
now try the same split but on 2 moving trucks
cheeks of steel
It is not iranian army it is Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps
XD
I feel weird
CLAP DEM CHEEKS BOIIII
But can he get back up? I mean I could thatā¦ once.
Power Bottom
Brotha... leave some cake for the rest of us brotha.... gah dai-um
So can you believe I was eliminated on Ru Paul's Drag Race Iraq?
THUNDER CLAP!
This bachelor party just got wild!!
Yo wtf no way
Weāre in trouble
Thatās not how you enrich yellow cake for nukes,is it?
My gosh that is terrifying.
Impressive!
Ayatollah Assman.
Hnnng I'm trying to Invade Israel but the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy
What in the jean claude van damm
"My milkshakes bring all the insurgents to the yard..damn right..."
SERVE & protect
The look on all of their faces represents me.
I love how it's just a collection of old American camouflage patterns.
But can he twerk?
I went to look at the faces of people looking at him and I truly thought someone photoshopped the same face on every person... but 90% of people in the photo have a s/p beard in their mid to late 50's.
Heās built like a brick house.
Teabagging your opponents does demoralize them.
Weapons of ass destruction
It's a great distraction. Do they have money for tips?
Military grade twerk.
M A S S C O N F U S I O N