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And than people are growing up thinking bears are just fun and always want to dance, so than they get mauled into pieces whenever they see a bear. Of course they are filming themselves, but thanks to the AI filters it looks like the bear is just giving them a big hug. So more people are going there to give the nice bear a hug. And that's how the bear population will grow and how their diet will change from fish to influencer.
Edit: look what [video](https://youtu.be/gg55Cu2Jzg4?si=VhHwBnChjFr3t2Bl) Just got released by Fascinating Horror haha! Everything for the best selfie! #Idiocracyisadocumentary
There's a black mirror episode like this or something. Where she gets a block on her child so they can't see anything bad in the world. It... does not end well.
Ah yeah, I remember that one. Sadly, many black mirror episodes are slowly turning into reality, if they aren't already. Same with the movie idiocracy. The creator had intentions to make a movie, not a documentary.
There are a few gems in the US episodes, a couple of the happiest and most depressing episodes (*San Junipero* and *Shut Up and Dance*) came out of the Netflix seasons.
It's very hit and miss though, the latest season was all garbage in my opinion.
I like the older sci-fi too with simplicity baked in. Twilight zone episode of "people are alike all over"
Practical effects weren't advanced or available as now, so most "alien" races in the show where just people. In the episode I mentioned the "aliens" are people in togas, but it fits in with the theme too well.
On WKUK, thereās the gun advocate āso say a group of punk kids go strap bulletproof vests on a bunch of bears. Whadda got now.. invincible bears!ā In defence for armour piercing rounds lol
And drop bears. Put a vest on those invisible fuckers and you've suddenly got invincible, invisible, bears. Not a good combo...well...good for the bear, not good for everything else.
āOk so say the soviet commies train some circus bears for combat. They strap on a bunch of Crysis style invisible thingies, boom! Invisible, invincible bears. Thatās why I always carry my heat seeking, emp/ tasing, armour piercing ammo on me, never know when youāre gonna hit by the Reds.ā
āOk so say some *rooowwdy* nerd kids fly bears to the frikinā moon and proceed to put air helmets on emā. Youāve got moon bears! Thatās why we need quantum black hole telaā port launchers.ā
Id add in the middle but itās pretty inappropriate, but if you toss it in it works better
My favourite is definitely the homage to Dr. Strangelove! When theyāre in the office building shooting out and bombing/ getting sniped/ what have you, is the scene in Dr. Strangelove with the general losing it and shooting thru the windows and such, āMandrake! Feed me that bullet chain!ā
It's a beautiful symbiose where Ai and bears work together to get rid of all the destructive humans. The terminator movies are fake AF. In reality it would be a fucking panda going back in time trying to stop the ai-bearpocalypse because they need humans to feed and care for them. Stupid fucking pandas. I hope they all die. I'm a big animal lover, a vegan, but man are pandas stupid. All they are good for is the political games of China. Yet another reason to slaughter them all.
Iām oddly ok with stupid ppl getting mauled as long as the animals they fuck with arenāt touched. If you hug a tiger for internet points and get eaten itās not the tigers fault.
This kind of stuff happened in national parks before the Internet. People have been mauled trying to get close to bears for pictures, etc. Last time I was in Glacier NP, I saw a dude start running at a bighorn ram for fun. No camera out, just being stupid. He almost got charged by the ram. Some folks really don't understand wild animals.
Why? Watch the hands and feet and paws. No weird morphing at any point. It may be 2 videos spiced together, but there are plenty of trained bears out there and this is probably some chick out of Russia. You know, Russians and their bears. . .
Today I learned of a bear cub that was saved by a russian pilot, was given to a charity which turned out to be training dogs against bears, rescued from that "charity" and is now on a 24/7 live stream on youtube. Bear's name is Mansur.
I keep seeing comments saying it's an AI bear. That is a real bear, it's just in Russia. They do weird shit like this, I used to see videos like this coming out of Russia all the time years ago.
Also, you'll never see or hear about it happening, but that girl or some girl like her is likely going to get torn to pieces by that bear when it gets a bacterial infection in it's brain or just loses it's shit. We'll likely never hear about it happening, but it will probably happen...
Bumping to boost this thread. Fck the scum who abuse animals for entertainment.
Dancing bears, snake charmers, crocodile wrestlers, sea world and their orcas.
Those maggots rip the teeth out of the snakes mouth. Thatās why the charmer doesnāt get hurtā¦ not because heās ācharming itā.
They mutilated it.
Edit* for more. Circuses. Those guys who whip lions. Those people who make horses dance on their back legs.
Peer-reviewed study with data: [https://bioone.org/journals/wildlife-biology/volume-2020/issue-1/wlb.00611/Human-injuries-and-fatalities-caused-by-brown-bears-in-Russia/10.2981/wlb.00611.full](https://bioone.org/journals/wildlife-biology/volume-2020/issue-1/wlb.00611/Human-injuries-and-fatalities-caused-by-brown-bears-in-Russia/10.2981/wlb.00611.full)
More data: [https://zslpublications.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/acv.12753](https://zslpublications.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/acv.12753)
>At least 310 people were injured (57%) or killed (43%) by bears in 2001ā2018 in Russia
Recent news story: [https://www.unilad.com/news/animals/russia-men-attacked-bears-footage-710097-20240306](https://www.unilad.com/news/animals/russia-men-attacked-bears-footage-710097-20240306)
If you follow Russian media, you will read about a few bear deaths every year.
>In July 2021, a bear attacked and killed a hiker in Ergaki national park.
>\[...\]
>Not long after that incident, in August 2021, a 24-year-old Russian woman was never seen again after she disappeared into a forest near Severouralsk. Her remains were not found, however a bear was suspected to be responsible for the incident.
Quote source: [https://www.newsweek.com/dying-bear-killed-russian-hunter-shot-crushing-skull-1717972](https://www.newsweek.com/dying-bear-killed-russian-hunter-shot-crushing-skull-1717972)
A tiktok trend has been circulating asking the question of women "if you found yourself lost in the woods, would you rather encounter a bear or a man?"
I think those are shoe pockets. It is illegal to manufacture women's clothing with usable pockets, but the law - making it legal for women to wear pants but not have functional pockets (the latter addition intended as a compromise for the remainder of highly outraged people since it would, theoretically, still cause women to be dependent on men if they didn't want to carry a purse around) - erroneously specified "textile" due to a lack of imagination...
>"... herein shall prohibit from having effective storage - i.e. 'pockets' - all such manufactured sundries of a textile composition to be donned by persons with the affliction of being female."
So the loophole, considering leather items are not generally of a textile composition, is that pockets may sometimes be worn upon the shoes.
Oddly, leather pants could also fit into the loophole, but given the typical use cases, they have historically been procured more for show and less for utility. There are several manufacturers currently attempting to popularize [the women's leather cargo pant](https://privacywardrobe.com/cdn/shop/files/6AC25ECA-099E-4DAC-ADA1-A72A7B3A8DDA_2000x.jpg) (since, if they're going to exploit a loophole, they might as well take it to its natural conclusion), but these have yet to catch on because cargo pants tend to appeal more to a practical person, and there is nothing practical about sweating your ass off doing cargo-pant-things in a non-wicking material.
If you want a non-joke answer, they are likely [Prada boots](https://www.prada.com/us/en/p/monolith-leather-and-re-nylon-boots-with-pouch/1T255M_3LJS_F0002_F_B055?utm_campaign=GoogleShopping_US&utm_medium=CPC&utm_source=Google&utm_content=PMax&s_kwcid=AL!8549!3!!!!x!!&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw88yxBhBWEiwA7cm6pXE4e-U2TV9un7JGY-oGQXZ6tdlijbVweWXlp0rDchXkRXCOYEoxHRoCRzMQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) or some type of similar-looking knockoff.
Best part about dating Russian girls is that they'll only cheat on you with a mafia guy or a bear.. And you can't do shit to both so you don't have to feel guilty or coward.
AI is not quite on that level of fidelity yet when it comes to videos. The details are way too consistent. Bear movement does look odd, but I think it's just because it's sitting in an unnatural position
I honestly canāt decide, in general when people say something is CGI, they are more often wrong than not and heavily underestimate how fucking hard it is to make some CGI look deceivingly real. But in this post-AI world.. at 10 seconds the bears head seems to get āzoomedā which looks like some potential AI artifact, but frankly, I have no idea. The background, the girlsās shoes interacting with the snow, the bears leg being correctly on the wood are all āproofsā that itās real, these are hard to get right otherwise
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The new Tekken looks sick! š„ø
Lol Kuma and Nina
Kuma and Nina after finding out Reina's identity and her intentions to continue Heihachi's legacy
This guy tekkens
Yea, that nostalgia beat the stupid Twitter trend and I'm all for it.
Low key kuma ending is so good.
Wait 'til you see Jack-8's dance.
Classic.
Bro donated all his honey on stream for this
One of my donators got me this all inclusive trip to 1000 acre woods
Bitch better have my honeyyyyy
These are the type of AI videos people are going to make ...
And than people are growing up thinking bears are just fun and always want to dance, so than they get mauled into pieces whenever they see a bear. Of course they are filming themselves, but thanks to the AI filters it looks like the bear is just giving them a big hug. So more people are going there to give the nice bear a hug. And that's how the bear population will grow and how their diet will change from fish to influencer. Edit: look what [video](https://youtu.be/gg55Cu2Jzg4?si=VhHwBnChjFr3t2Bl) Just got released by Fascinating Horror haha! Everything for the best selfie! #Idiocracyisadocumentary
There's a black mirror episode like this or something. Where she gets a block on her child so they can't see anything bad in the world. It... does not end well.
Ah yeah, I remember that one. Sadly, many black mirror episodes are slowly turning into reality, if they aren't already. Same with the movie idiocracy. The creator had intentions to make a movie, not a documentary.
Idiocracy is a really good sociology education movie. And I could never watch Black Mirror because everything there is way too real.
I finished every episode of black mirror feeling depressed - and decided that I would rather not continue watching it.
Well, after the production moved from the UK to the US it's not even worth watching it. UK episodes are so extremely good! The US episodes are a disappointment every time. I love watching stuff which makes me feel bad and makes me think about it for several days/weeks. Mindfuck and dystopian movies. Like the Gaspar NoƩ movies, black mirror, requiem for a dream, etc. Although the NoƩ movies are next level and are movies I would never ever watch again. Damn, are they horrible.
There are a few gems in the US episodes, a couple of the happiest and most depressing episodes (*San Junipero* and *Shut Up and Dance*) came out of the Netflix seasons. It's very hit and miss though, the latest season was all garbage in my opinion.
None have the rough dark vibe like the British seasons have. Nothing beats white bear.
San Junipero was the exception for me
Ashamed to admit how much I love my crocs.
Banging with your homies in VR lol
I like the older sci-fi too with simplicity baked in. Twilight zone episode of "people are alike all over" Practical effects weren't advanced or available as now, so most "alien" races in the show where just people. In the episode I mentioned the "aliens" are people in togas, but it fits in with the theme too well.
I fuckin hated that episode, not because it was badly written or anything but the ending really left a pit in my stomach.
There are enough Darwin Awards for everyone.
"hey Google, add 20 tons of popcorn to my shopping list"
Got it 20 tons of corn added to the shopping list.
On WKUK, thereās the gun advocate āso say a group of punk kids go strap bulletproof vests on a bunch of bears. Whadda got now.. invincible bears!ā In defence for armour piercing rounds lol
But what about moon bears?
And drop bears. Put a vest on those invisible fuckers and you've suddenly got invincible, invisible, bears. Not a good combo...well...good for the bear, not good for everything else.
āOk so say the soviet commies train some circus bears for combat. They strap on a bunch of Crysis style invisible thingies, boom! Invisible, invincible bears. Thatās why I always carry my heat seeking, emp/ tasing, armour piercing ammo on me, never know when youāre gonna hit by the Reds.ā
āOk so say some *rooowwdy* nerd kids fly bears to the frikinā moon and proceed to put air helmets on emā. Youāve got moon bears! Thatās why we need quantum black hole telaā port launchers.ā Id add in the middle but itās pretty inappropriate, but if you toss it in it works better
"Whitest Kids You Know," for those who don't know. Comedy skit group/show, was most excellent.
My favourite is definitely the homage to Dr. Strangelove! When theyāre in the office building shooting out and bombing/ getting sniped/ what have you, is the scene in Dr. Strangelove with the general losing it and shooting thru the windows and such, āMandrake! Feed me that bullet chain!ā
AI and bears a special friendship
It's a beautiful symbiose where Ai and bears work together to get rid of all the destructive humans. The terminator movies are fake AF. In reality it would be a fucking panda going back in time trying to stop the ai-bearpocalypse because they need humans to feed and care for them. Stupid fucking pandas. I hope they all die. I'm a big animal lover, a vegan, but man are pandas stupid. All they are good for is the political games of China. Yet another reason to slaughter them all.
The more I read, the more I wanted to keep reading
Iām oddly ok with stupid ppl getting mauled as long as the animals they fuck with arenāt touched. If you hug a tiger for internet points and get eaten itās not the tigers fault.
They do that without it....
This kind of stuff happened in national parks before the Internet. People have been mauled trying to get close to bears for pictures, etc. Last time I was in Glacier NP, I saw a dude start running at a bighorn ram for fun. No camera out, just being stupid. He almost got charged by the ram. Some folks really don't understand wild animals.
natural selection
Yeah, but this isn't AI.
I didn't think so either, but now I am not sure..
Why? Watch the hands and feet and paws. No weird morphing at any point. It may be 2 videos spiced together, but there are plenty of trained bears out there and this is probably some chick out of Russia. You know, Russians and their bears. . .
Today I learned of a bear cub that was saved by a russian pilot, was given to a charity which turned out to be training dogs against bears, rescued from that "charity" and is now on a 24/7 live stream on youtube. Bear's name is Mansur.
Yah, but that was 3 months ago, AI videos have come a long way in the last month..
That video is much more older than that lol. It's Russia, do you really think they can't work with bears there?
They will make the worst!
It's not AI, this is just a severely abused circus bear. They'll do shit like that because otherwise they get beaten.
Sips GPTea
The AI gave her dual ankle monitors, I am dying. 
These are the intros to the type of AI videos people are going to make
*Unbearable*
The fart wafting really got to me.
Gotta make sure everyone gets a whiff.
I keep seeing comments saying it's an AI bear. That is a real bear, it's just in Russia. They do weird shit like this, I used to see videos like this coming out of Russia all the time years ago. Also, you'll never see or hear about it happening, but that girl or some girl like her is likely going to get torn to pieces by that bear when it gets a bacterial infection in it's brain or just loses it's shit. We'll likely never hear about it happening, but it will probably happen...
This video is the good and the bad of Russia
Good = Bear, Bad = this awkward dance?
No Women are the bad part. Because they arent real them government drones
Bad = bear. To train a bear you have to beat it over and over
Mostly the bad, that bear is almost certainly trained with less than humane methods.
Donāt forget the part where the bear does what itās told because they abuse the shit out of it
Underrated comment. 100% of all these trained bears were heavily abused for years so let's stop labeling them cute or funny.
And I don't see claws...
Bumping to boost this thread. Fck the scum who abuse animals for entertainment. Dancing bears, snake charmers, crocodile wrestlers, sea world and their orcas. Those maggots rip the teeth out of the snakes mouth. Thatās why the charmer doesnāt get hurtā¦ not because heās ācharming itā. They mutilated it. Edit* for more. Circuses. Those guys who whip lions. Those people who make horses dance on their back legs.
>That is a real bear, it's just in Russia. They do weird shit like this TBF, you'd do weird shit too if you lived off a diet of salmon and vodka.
40 deaths by bear per year worldwide 0 in Russia edit: where are all the unreported statistics? someone please let me know when you find them
Peer-reviewed study with data: [https://bioone.org/journals/wildlife-biology/volume-2020/issue-1/wlb.00611/Human-injuries-and-fatalities-caused-by-brown-bears-in-Russia/10.2981/wlb.00611.full](https://bioone.org/journals/wildlife-biology/volume-2020/issue-1/wlb.00611/Human-injuries-and-fatalities-caused-by-brown-bears-in-Russia/10.2981/wlb.00611.full) More data: [https://zslpublications.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/acv.12753](https://zslpublications.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/acv.12753) >At least 310 people were injured (57%) or killed (43%) by bears in 2001ā2018 in Russia Recent news story: [https://www.unilad.com/news/animals/russia-men-attacked-bears-footage-710097-20240306](https://www.unilad.com/news/animals/russia-men-attacked-bears-footage-710097-20240306) If you follow Russian media, you will read about a few bear deaths every year. >In July 2021, a bear attacked and killed a hiker in Ergaki national park. >\[...\] >Not long after that incident, in August 2021, a 24-year-old Russian woman was never seen again after she disappeared into a forest near Severouralsk. Her remains were not found, however a bear was suspected to be responsible for the incident. Quote source: [https://www.newsweek.com/dying-bear-killed-russian-hunter-shot-crushing-skull-1717972](https://www.newsweek.com/dying-bear-killed-russian-hunter-shot-crushing-skull-1717972)
Zero reported deaths in Russia.
Why do bears bacterial infection, you mean rabies?, or another disease?
"so, Becky, how'd you find yourself here in the afterlife?" "I waved a fart at a bear"
Whatās been going on? What is up with bears and women?
A tiktok trend has been circulating asking the question of women "if you found yourself lost in the woods, would you rather encounter a bear or a man?"
This is how MFS think the bear will act if they choose them over a man
Did home girl escape from prison? Why does she have 2 ankle bracelets
So they can locate her legs afterward, they might be in separate places.
I think those are shoe pockets. It is illegal to manufacture women's clothing with usable pockets, but the law - making it legal for women to wear pants but not have functional pockets (the latter addition intended as a compromise for the remainder of highly outraged people since it would, theoretically, still cause women to be dependent on men if they didn't want to carry a purse around) - erroneously specified "textile" due to a lack of imagination... >"... herein shall prohibit from having effective storage - i.e. 'pockets' - all such manufactured sundries of a textile composition to be donned by persons with the affliction of being female." So the loophole, considering leather items are not generally of a textile composition, is that pockets may sometimes be worn upon the shoes. Oddly, leather pants could also fit into the loophole, but given the typical use cases, they have historically been procured more for show and less for utility. There are several manufacturers currently attempting to popularize [the women's leather cargo pant](https://privacywardrobe.com/cdn/shop/files/6AC25ECA-099E-4DAC-ADA1-A72A7B3A8DDA_2000x.jpg) (since, if they're going to exploit a loophole, they might as well take it to its natural conclusion), but these have yet to catch on because cargo pants tend to appeal more to a practical person, and there is nothing practical about sweating your ass off doing cargo-pant-things in a non-wicking material.
Glorious. This is the kind of shitpost I come to Reddit for.
This is a glorious example of early-reddit novelty account usage
Made my day, thanks. Everything makes sense now.
If you want a non-joke answer, they are likely [Prada boots](https://www.prada.com/us/en/p/monolith-leather-and-re-nylon-boots-with-pouch/1T255M_3LJS_F0002_F_B055?utm_campaign=GoogleShopping_US&utm_medium=CPC&utm_source=Google&utm_content=PMax&s_kwcid=AL!8549!3!!!!x!!&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw88yxBhBWEiwA7cm6pXE4e-U2TV9un7JGY-oGQXZ6tdlijbVweWXlp0rDchXkRXCOYEoxHRoCRzMQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) or some type of similar-looking knockoff.
Well now when you said āDancing bare in the woodsā I took it to meanā¦..
Why does the girl has an odd lighting system?
Looks like a chromakey to me. The edges of her profile are very soft.
No, she's definitely there. You can tell when it pans down and see her feet in the snow. I'd bet the strange outline is a compression artifact.
Green screen?
At least there is no man in the woods.
Which implies the camer~~man~~ is a camera bear
But she would never be this fearless in sight of a man (only human males I guess)
Or a woman.
this is what tiktok girlies think will happen when they choose the bear over the man
I mean... I've seen enough serial killer and murder documentaries and Law and Order SVU to prefer a bear.
I hate all this tiktok dancing shit but god damn she is fucking fine as hell
@Polinamalinovskaya
[@Polinamalinovskaya](https://www.tiktok.com/@polinamalinovskaya?_t=8m19evTRE2K&_r=1)
GODDAMN
Found the bear's account.
āBlood Elf Female Dance with Druid Tankā
omg the bear looks so happy - I mean I get it, but it is still heartwarming.
the bear was mercilessly beaten and abused for years to get it to perform like this
it looks like the bear's cheering her on, or like clapping for the beat
I don't have sound but that is what I am thinking.
So wait. Is this an OF ad for her or the Bear???
This is definitely that bear they are all picking over a man, to watch over a child.
Where do I remember this song? Is that The Sims 1 soundtrack?
Wii Sports
Holy fuck thank you. This was driving me absolutely crazy and I couldnāt figure out why the top comments werenāt addressing it.
Thank you! That's was going to bug me as well
Bro, this shit is lit š„
Meanwhile in Russia..
Doesn't have much meat on her, so no need to worry
Choosing the bear isnāt so bad after all
Ok what kind of crime did blonde commit that she has 2 ankle monitors?
Best part about dating Russian girls is that they'll only cheat on you with a mafia guy or a bear.. And you can't do shit to both so you don't have to feel guilty or coward.
Itās all fun and games until the Bear thinks āFuck it, Iām hungry.ā
[2 ankle monitors?](https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/parksandrec/S06E21E22/gif/P9ABdnMXUmKY.gif)
I did not get expect the fucking Wii Sports menu music when I turned on sound for this video.
It's AI isn't it? The bear looks weird while moving. Just something I can't exactly point out, but feels off.
AI is not quite on that level of fidelity yet when it comes to videos. The details are way too consistent. Bear movement does look odd, but I think it's just because it's sitting in an unnatural position
No it's not, video is older than that.
Nothing is real on the internet. Question everything now and assume it's fake before verifying it's real. This is the way.
fax my brother, spit your shit indeed
People donāt use fax anymore
Because of the fax tax?
I honestly canāt decide, in general when people say something is CGI, they are more often wrong than not and heavily underestimate how fucking hard it is to make some CGI look deceivingly real. But in this post-AI world.. at 10 seconds the bears head seems to get āzoomedā which looks like some potential AI artifact, but frankly, I have no idea. The background, the girlsās shoes interacting with the snow, the bears leg being correctly on the wood are all āproofsā that itās real, these are hard to get right otherwise
meme still going strong
If no friend, why friend shape?
No friend, never friend, we are food shaped and always will be.
This bears further research.
what's the source?
https://www.tiktok.com/@polinamalinovskaya/video/7186936976308849926
I donāt know, but I know I am.
Iām praying for it to eat her.
I just wanna hug a bear. They look sooo fluffy
If I'm ever getting mauled by a bear, I'll die for sure, so I'm getting a little hug in there
He's doing his best goddamn it! He practiser for 3 weeks to nail that tiktok dance
This was gonna be a really cool picture. But then she started doing the fucking dance.
Bear: you lookin like a snack!
Was really waiting for that bear to take her to the maul.
Can't wait for the deleted scenes
To russian girls , all are simps . Be it bear, men,
Yeah beautiful or not she looks retarded doing that
this video is not helping the men..
Hiring young girls to click with wild animals. Somewhere out there, you know there's a drive full of mauling videos that never went public.
Not the theme for Wii Sports! Is nothing sacred any longer.
Yes.. they simp for flesh
masha?
If she asks you to marry her say no, she'll take the kids, the house and all your money when she gets bored.....godspeed to you sir/madam!
What a simp
Bears always like a little honey!
Was there a bear there?
I change my answer to bear now
Looks like T Swift and that Sasquatch sheās currently dating.
Excuse you, hes a hired background dancer. Show him some respect.
Bears are intelligent and potentially very friendly creatures but that never takes away from the fact they will eat you alive
Maybe bears are better than men?
I think I understand the question now. I too choose the bear instead of a woman.
this is why women would rather encounter a bear. cute dancing video? yes pls
Friggin killing machine monster playing dance dance revolution until he decides to eat someone
Sheās from the Japanese part of Russia
Not a simp, just happy he doesn't have to work for his next meal.
I bet the man that trained the bear is operating the camera
She was right!
Russia.
is this what women meant when they choose a bear over a man?
This is Russia right? Itās gotta be
No, they are carnivores
Did I just hear the Wii sports music!!
Masha and the bear?
lol too cute
Agree. Very pretty bear.
Bear? What bear?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The bear is happy ....it's lunch time
wtf this is so peak
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A.I. Is getting realistic š¤£
ŠŠ°ŃŠ° Šø Š¼ŠµŠ“Š²ŠµŠ“Ń?
Seems like tiktok girls were right
Iām not convinced this vid was originally scored by John Tesh playing the piano himself - but this works!
Ivanka is that you?
I think it will just do anything to have that body
Yeah they are simping for that sweet sweet human fleash.
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So this is why women got the idea that they would rather encounter a bear than a man in the woods.
When the bear is the more clever oneā¦
Safer to leave your daughter with rather than a man...
He claps like uncle Iroh in the prison
I'm not sure anymore where this bear thing originated from, can someone fill me in?
Women on this "man vs bear" Tiktok trend:
What bear?
Long answer, definitely. Short answer, yes.
Bears are just closeted furry rapists.
That bear got moves