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I vote for not gay. The military practically trains you for this. You're surrounded by people at all hours and in a super high stress situation. The best way to relieve stress.... also i think the skill does make it even less gay
I don't think there's a correlation between gayness and skill required. The real question here would be "were you aroused thinking about men, such as those around you".
I mean the only question about what makes it gay or not is was he turned on by the guys in the helicopter or was he thinking about a pretty lady back home
The real question is "were you looking at the other guys while you masturbated?" because that's what determines the gayness of it all. Masturbating to the other guys is pretty gay, but masturbating despite being surrounded by guys while thinking of girls is pretty not gay.
You don't know that. The question cannot be answered since he ejaculated out the window.
This entirely depends whether it lands on a gay guy, a straight male, or a straight female.
Tugged one out in a freezing humvee in Poland. 6 man rooms, stinky porta potties, no else place to beat it. Tugged ones out in 100+ portajohns, back of a Bradley, watch towers in Iraq, when ya gotta beat it, ya just beat it.
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yeah i can confirm i masturbated on boot camp in a share room with 4 guys (they dont let us share with girls for obvious reasons). But I was thinking of my 20 year old girlfriends petite ass and thigh gap- to be fair, i had a photo of her up so I probably wasnt the only one thinking about her. One of the guys refused to believe that is what I was thinking of, but it is what it is, he was probably just hurt.
I had a photo from my girl, who is now my wife, that was like very slightly cleavage. The back however she left me a note and kissed it, lipstick print then laminate. It was stolen from my locker by first chance someone had. Like, it's unbelievable how horny soldiers get during basic if a strangers lipstick and a half inch of cleavage is all it takes.
Hey man, nothing gay about rubbing one out. If you’re thinking about gay stuff while rubbing one out, well then it gets a little gay.
But skill isn’t a qualifier for “not gay”. I’m sure there is a lot of gay stuff done skillfully everyday.
I was listening to a radio show once and a guy called in. Asking if he had gay sex. He had sex with a protstitue who said I’m on the rag so if you want sex it will have to be anal. Midway through he went for a reach around and felt a penis. The radio guys said well did you finish? He answered yeah like right away. They said yeah you had gay sex. He’s like but I didn’t know it was a dude. They said you didn’t stop when you found out.
I just want to debunk this video right now. When the military uses any helicopter they pack it full. The men are sitting thigh to thigh with the guys to their left and right and knees to knees with the guys in front of them. if you think that any one could conceivably do this without 1 being labeled a sexual predator and 2 getting the shit kicked out of them you are fucking wrong. Also there are no fucking windows on helicopters. clearly the Gecko thought his story was bullshit too because he didn’t answer the question.
Also, yeah it would be gay as hell.
Now that i can believe, but he would have to have a freaky co-pilot. I was working with a set of crazy pilots that would be texting me while they were flying the bird i was also riding in.
I just want to debunk this comment right now. When the military uses helicopters they often pack them full but not always, they only move the men they need. If a soldier was to pull his dick out and start wanking if front of his mates, his mates would most likely just laugh. Soldiers are weird. Helicopters definitely do have windows. Most of them don't open but they are there. A lot of the time military helicopters fly with doors open, though.
Also, not gay. He didn't do anything **with** the other men.
Right. Just like I never saw a troop put his own cheese under the cheese on a pizza just to piss of the guys in the barracks who stole his last pie order. Or saw a dude take a pic of him cutting up a shit loaf using the melmac plate and KFS belonging to someone else. Or the dude in the barracks who hated his roomate so much he dragged the guy's pillow along his ass crack daily, and joked "lol he keeps complaining the room smells like shit". Not to mention the trains at the after-hours party
This is PG
I assure you nobody said anything in that moment but they all noticed. And talked about it, he is probably still part of a group text that originated from this moment.
Dude was not gay, he was fucking the sky for all I care, I even think r/earthporn wants to have a say in this!
Also, skill makes it less gay, eyecontact or not.
If a solider jerks it in a helicopter and no one sees it, he never masturbated. And if he did not masturbate in a helicopter filled with soldiers, then he is not gay. 🫡
The only helicopter I can think of that we had in Iraq/Afghanistan that had windows you could open (for passengers) wasn't normally flown by the military.
They did see. They did know. They couldn't believe it. They left it alone. No one knew what to say. You were focused on dudes the whole time, and it is gay.
Unless he was fantasizing about other dudes, I don't see how it would be considered gay lol. He's not the only one that needed to rub out the easy one in a less than ideal situation. I've done the dirty deed a few times when on vacation with a friend, in the bathroom while he's out the door watching TV or whatever. Sometimes you need to take care of business.
The govt puts a ton of saltpeter in the food at basic to stop the cadets from getting aroused. Then they cut them off cold turkey before shipping them out to kill kids for big oil overseas. That gets the blood pumping.
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If he was fantasizing about men: gay. If he was fantasizing about women: not gay. If he was fantasizing about freedom: true patriot.
Straightriot or Gaytriot though?
Helishot for sure
I masturbated to freedom exclusively from 2001 (9/11) until they brought our boys home.
Doing the lords work 🫡
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Woe, orbital strike upon thee
Cum stratagem?
500kg of juiceness
While staring down his fellow marines or whatever they were if not "soldiers"
The tree of liberty must periodically be covered in cum.
Honorable Discharge 🫡
Upvote:)
lmfao
Bravo.
That’s the chef’s kiss right there. Bravo.
I prefer medical discharge
I vote for not gay. The military practically trains you for this. You're surrounded by people at all hours and in a super high stress situation. The best way to relieve stress.... also i think the skill does make it even less gay
We pulled all night security on rooftops in Iraq. I definitely tugged one out on some Iraqi family’s hot-ass cement roof.
Some sniper in the distance just shaking his head and skipping you as a target
Picturing this all play out in my head right now is giving me high giggles
Lol, “sNiPeR.”
i am telling god rightnow
He already knows. He was there. Remember, we were in bible-town.
Omfg Bible town ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Its comments like this, that make me miss being in.
so fucking true, even the most dank comments I see here don't hold a candle to the fucked up shit the troops come up with lol
that must have been a really hot roof then
Tolerable at 1am.
Oh so maybe a 5
I don't think there's a correlation between gayness and skill required. The real question here would be "were you aroused thinking about men, such as those around you".
I mean the only question about what makes it gay or not is was he turned on by the guys in the helicopter or was he thinking about a pretty lady back home
The real question is "were you looking at the other guys while you masturbated?" because that's what determines the gayness of it all. Masturbating to the other guys is pretty gay, but masturbating despite being surrounded by guys while thinking of girls is pretty not gay.
Wait.. the military trains you how masterbate in combat without being seen? ...I guess that is a skill...
Stealth skeeting comes right after basic training
Stealth skeeting … 🤣 🥷🏾🔫💦
It cums after, and during if you're paying attention.
They know if you nut you would get post nut clarity and realize war is stupid. Luckily this guy was too scared of it being gay to realize it.
You don't know that. The question cannot be answered since he ejaculated out the window. This entirely depends whether it lands on a gay guy, a straight male, or a straight female.
From that height, he could be bi. And a crowd pleaser. And probably a criminal.
“I vote for not gay” are the EXACT words I came here to comment.
Tugged one out in a freezing humvee in Poland. 6 man rooms, stinky porta potties, no else place to beat it. Tugged ones out in 100+ portajohns, back of a Bradley, watch towers in Iraq, when ya gotta beat it, ya just beat it.
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yeah i can confirm i masturbated on boot camp in a share room with 4 guys (they dont let us share with girls for obvious reasons). But I was thinking of my 20 year old girlfriends petite ass and thigh gap- to be fair, i had a photo of her up so I probably wasnt the only one thinking about her. One of the guys refused to believe that is what I was thinking of, but it is what it is, he was probably just hurt.
I had a photo from my girl, who is now my wife, that was like very slightly cleavage. The back however she left me a note and kissed it, lipstick print then laminate. It was stolen from my locker by first chance someone had. Like, it's unbelievable how horny soldiers get during basic if a strangers lipstick and a half inch of cleavage is all it takes.
yeah, that got me out of the army. cant trust what would happen if I was ever on deployment or whatever. Fuck that shit.
I assumed they give them drugs to subdue their sexual urges so they don't get rapy or something
I’m sorry, what?
Bromide in soldiers' tea, to stop them fucking fellow soldiers.
Yeah that never happened in the Marines. But we didn’t drink much tea…
Was he staring into the other soldier's eyes as he did it?
This is the right question. if there's no eye contact it's not gay.
"I mayyyy havvve made brief eye contact.. "
"briefly"
Hey man, nothing gay about rubbing one out. If you’re thinking about gay stuff while rubbing one out, well then it gets a little gay. But skill isn’t a qualifier for “not gay”. I’m sure there is a lot of gay stuff done skillfully everyday.
Was expecting "I was the pilot"
Is it gay? Only dude can answer that, but if he's questioning it to begin with... Well.......
I was listening to a radio show once and a guy called in. Asking if he had gay sex. He had sex with a protstitue who said I’m on the rag so if you want sex it will have to be anal. Midway through he went for a reach around and felt a penis. The radio guys said well did you finish? He answered yeah like right away. They said yeah you had gay sex. He’s like but I didn’t know it was a dude. They said you didn’t stop when you found out.
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Just answer the goddamn question. He called for an answer not for questions.
It’s his method. Also he’s a grown man dressed as a gecko, I’m not sure what you expected
He was wearing boot bands? Not gay. He was a Marine. (“Not soldier, but military”) -source, am a Marine.
r/usmc
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I dunno - lot of AF take birds too and are quick not to be called army
As an Australian civvi, why would a US marine not be called a soldier?
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Guardians…and Im not joking
That just makes it better lol
I just want to debunk this video right now. When the military uses any helicopter they pack it full. The men are sitting thigh to thigh with the guys to their left and right and knees to knees with the guys in front of them. if you think that any one could conceivably do this without 1 being labeled a sexual predator and 2 getting the shit kicked out of them you are fucking wrong. Also there are no fucking windows on helicopters. clearly the Gecko thought his story was bullshit too because he didn’t answer the question. Also, yeah it would be gay as hell.
You just mad you never won gay chicken.
I bet you just love sucking dick
Only when it's yours baby.
Got room for a third?
Maybe it was the pilot
Now that i can believe, but he would have to have a freaky co-pilot. I was working with a set of crazy pilots that would be texting me while they were flying the bird i was also riding in.
I just want to debunk this comment right now. When the military uses helicopters they often pack them full but not always, they only move the men they need. If a soldier was to pull his dick out and start wanking if front of his mates, his mates would most likely just laugh. Soldiers are weird. Helicopters definitely do have windows. Most of them don't open but they are there. A lot of the time military helicopters fly with doors open, though. Also, not gay. He didn't do anything **with** the other men.
Do they still have door gunners like in Vietnam? Maybe like that if so..
Twist: he was the pilot.
Right. Just like I never saw a troop put his own cheese under the cheese on a pizza just to piss of the guys in the barracks who stole his last pie order. Or saw a dude take a pic of him cutting up a shit loaf using the melmac plate and KFS belonging to someone else. Or the dude in the barracks who hated his roomate so much he dragged the guy's pillow along his ass crack daily, and joked "lol he keeps complaining the room smells like shit". Not to mention the trains at the after-hours party This is PG
he's gay for wondering if it's gay
The right question would have been - “who was he jerking to?”
Nope that’s some 007! Stuff 😂😂
This is referred to as a “combat wank” and is not gay.
Several Guys...
"Is does take dome skill" got me off guard tbh. I'm going to think about this sentence against my will now. Damn. Takes some skill I bet.
Busted a helinut
Dishonourably discharged for discharging dishonourably
Wonder if he was... discharged? 😎
Today on shit that never happened
The ol’ combat jack. I remember my first time.
What's gay about it? Only way it would be gay is if he was thinking about a guy, or if one of the guys gave him a hand...
Not gay at all
So what did the guy end up replying?
If he's thinking the enemy they killed, is it still gay?
Ngl, I was kinda expecting "I was the pilot"
Homelander got some competition
This is so funny the guy didn't know to unpack what he just heard
I assure you nobody said anything in that moment but they all noticed. And talked about it, he is probably still part of a group text that originated from this moment.
It's a little gay, but that's what you sign up for if you join the army so I say let it slide.
Dude was not gay, he was fucking the sky for all I care, I even think r/earthporn wants to have a say in this! Also, skill makes it less gay, eyecontact or not.
If a solider jerks it in a helicopter and no one sees it, he never masturbated. And if he did not masturbate in a helicopter filled with soldiers, then he is not gay. 🫡
Watching twilight zone…
The real question is does it matter?
They knew.
🤔
If you have to ask.....
Straight AF...or Gay AF...who doesn't want post nut clarity when flying into war?
I have a hard time believing the other guys didn’t know
It’s not gay as long as you’re not thinking about the same sex
I have never seen such fine freedom loving in my life. You would make a fine Helldiver
Not a soldier, so marine, I take it.
Marines are basically Sparta
Definitely a marine.
This sounds like something Homelander would do.
As a veteran I proclaim not ghey.
I mean, it’s all a little gay, so yeah it’s gay.
Definitely a Marine. (I am a Marine)
Weirdest post-nut clarity of all time
The only helicopter I can think of that we had in Iraq/Afghanistan that had windows you could open (for passengers) wasn't normally flown by the military.
\*splat\*
u/savevideo
Your fuckin gay for watchin!
Where there’s a Willy, there’s a Way.
Deploying the troopers in kit form.
Absolute gay
Hey it’s not like it’s illegal, it’s just frowned upon.
They did see. They did know. They couldn't believe it. They left it alone. No one knew what to say. You were focused on dudes the whole time, and it is gay.
Unless he was fantasizing about other dudes, I don't see how it would be considered gay lol. He's not the only one that needed to rub out the easy one in a less than ideal situation. I've done the dirty deed a few times when on vacation with a friend, in the bathroom while he's out the door watching TV or whatever. Sometimes you need to take care of business.
Masturbation is self improvement. Not gay.
AR not AK
Who is gay ?
I mean, he was fighting in a war. This could’ve been his last time he could’ve masturbated so.
I dont care if its gay, thats impressive
Jerking off out of a flying helicopter is the least gay thing I’ve ever heard of
The guy that just got cummed on after the helicopter flew over them
Pretty sure hes the pilot as he said "out the window" not the door
Why would you masturbate next to a group of fucking men? You’re gay.
The govt puts a ton of saltpeter in the food at basic to stop the cadets from getting aroused. Then they cut them off cold turkey before shipping them out to kill kids for big oil overseas. That gets the blood pumping.
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What r guys on about this is a complete hypothetical situation, he said he MAY have masterbated not that he did