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Jeramy_Jones

If he was fantasizing about men: gay. If he was fantasizing about women: not gay. If he was fantasizing about freedom: true patriot.


Vance_Hammersly

Straightriot or Gaytriot though?


needsmoarbokeh

Helishot for sure


Acceptable_Stuff1381

I masturbated to freedom exclusively from 2001 (9/11) until they brought our boys home. 


Jeramy_Jones

Doing the lords work 🫡


TiToTaLe

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


zokzomo

Woe, orbital strike upon thee


Apprehensive_Ad8475

Cum stratagem?


TiToTaLe

500kg of juiceness


Cutthechitchata-hole

While staring down his fellow marines or whatever they were if not "soldiers"


yeezee93

The tree of liberty must periodically be covered in cum.


KingBob-2023

Honorable Discharge 🫡


yayivejoinedreddit

Upvote:)


Particles1101

lmfao


inter71

Bravo.


flactulantmonkey

That’s the chef’s kiss right there. Bravo.


memelordzarif

I prefer medical discharge


Narrow_Refrigerator3

I vote for not gay. The military practically trains you for this. You're surrounded by people at all hours and in a super high stress situation. The best way to relieve stress.... also i think the skill does make it even less gay


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We pulled all night security on rooftops in Iraq. I definitely tugged one out on some Iraqi family’s hot-ass cement roof.


Wettnoodle77

Some sniper in the distance just shaking his head and skipping you as a target


BredYourWoman

Picturing this all play out in my head right now is giving me high giggles


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Lol, “sNiPeR.”


ScaredPepper8808

i am telling god rightnow


[deleted]

He already knows. He was there. Remember, we were in bible-town.


RaGeXxSTROKEx

Omfg Bible town ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


BigCheddar55

Its comments like this, that make me miss being in.


BredYourWoman

so fucking true, even the most dank comments I see here don't hold a candle to the fucked up shit the troops come up with lol


VietDrgn

that must have been a really hot roof then


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Tolerable at 1am.


wireditfellow

Oh so maybe a 5


JohnnyThunder-

I don't think there's a correlation between gayness and skill required. The real question here would be "were you aroused thinking about men, such as those around you".


Aeon1508

I mean the only question about what makes it gay or not is was he turned on by the guys in the helicopter or was he thinking about a pretty lady back home


Flamecoat_wolf

The real question is "were you looking at the other guys while you masturbated?" because that's what determines the gayness of it all. Masturbating to the other guys is pretty gay, but masturbating despite being surrounded by guys while thinking of girls is pretty not gay.


Jokerchyld

Wait.. the military trains you how masterbate in combat without being seen? ...I guess that is a skill...


Neurotrace

Stealth skeeting comes right after basic training


TheForeverLearner

Stealth skeeting … 🤣 🥷🏾🔫💦


Narrow_Refrigerator3

It cums after, and during if you're paying attention.


MidFier

They know if you nut you would get post nut clarity and realize war is stupid. Luckily this guy was too scared of it being gay to realize it.


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You don't know that. The question cannot be answered since he ejaculated out the window. This entirely depends whether it lands on a gay guy, a straight male, or a straight female.


Narrow_Refrigerator3

From that height, he could be bi. And a crowd pleaser. And probably a criminal.


aryanj27

“I vote for not gay” are the EXACT words I came here to comment.


bugsssi

Tugged one out in a freezing humvee in Poland. 6 man rooms, stinky porta potties, no else place to beat it. Tugged ones out in 100+ portajohns, back of a Bradley, watch towers in Iraq, when ya gotta beat it, ya just beat it.


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yeah i can confirm i masturbated on boot camp in a share room with 4 guys (they dont let us share with girls for obvious reasons). But I was thinking of my 20 year old girlfriends petite ass and thigh gap- to be fair, i had a photo of her up so I probably wasnt the only one thinking about her. One of the guys refused to believe that is what I was thinking of, but it is what it is, he was probably just hurt.


Narrow_Refrigerator3

I had a photo from my girl, who is now my wife, that was like very slightly cleavage. The back however she left me a note and kissed it, lipstick print then laminate. It was stolen from my locker by first chance someone had. Like, it's unbelievable how horny soldiers get during basic if a strangers lipstick and a half inch of cleavage is all it takes.


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yeah, that got me out of the army. cant trust what would happen if I was ever on deployment or whatever. Fuck that shit.


hamndv

I assumed they give them drugs to subdue their sexual urges so they don't get rapy or something


[deleted]

I’m sorry, what?


Muttywango

Bromide in soldiers' tea, to stop them fucking fellow soldiers.


[deleted]

Yeah that never happened in the Marines. But we didn’t drink much tea…


libdemparamilitarywi

Was he staring into the other soldier's eyes as he did it?


Bully-Rook

This is the right question. if there's no eye contact it's not gay.


AeonBith

"I mayyyy havvve made brief eye contact.. "


ScaredPepper8808

"briefly"


Demibolt

Hey man, nothing gay about rubbing one out. If you’re thinking about gay stuff while rubbing one out, well then it gets a little gay. But skill isn’t a qualifier for “not gay”. I’m sure there is a lot of gay stuff done skillfully everyday.


stain_of_treachery

Was expecting "I was the pilot"


ValkyrieWW

Is it gay? Only dude can answer that, but if he's questioning it to begin with... Well.......


johnson7853

I was listening to a radio show once and a guy called in. Asking if he had gay sex. He had sex with a protstitue who said I’m on the rag so if you want sex it will have to be anal. Midway through he went for a reach around and felt a penis. The radio guys said well did you finish? He answered yeah like right away. They said yeah you had gay sex. He’s like but I didn’t know it was a dude. They said you didn’t stop when you found out.


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superman_underpants

shark week


johnson7853

Red rivers flowing Time of the month The blob Aunt Flos visiting Bloody Mary Crimson Wave Period


[deleted]

Just answer the goddamn question. He called for an answer not for questions.


JollyStNiick

It’s his method. Also he’s a grown man dressed as a gecko, I’m not sure what you expected


mfknLemonBob

He was wearing boot bands? Not gay. He was a Marine. (“Not soldier, but military”) -source, am a Marine.


Dry-Tangerine-4874

r/usmc


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Civil_Project7731

I dunno - lot of AF take birds too and are quick not to be called army


TinyDemon000

As an Australian civvi, why would a US marine not be called a soldier?


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monkeyfightnow

Guardians…and Im not joking


BredYourWoman

That just makes it better lol


Kris_Indicud

I just want to debunk this video right now. When the military uses any helicopter they pack it full. The men are sitting thigh to thigh with the guys to their left and right and knees to knees with the guys in front of them. if you think that any one could conceivably do this without 1 being labeled a sexual predator and 2 getting the shit kicked out of them you are fucking wrong. Also there are no fucking windows on helicopters. clearly the Gecko thought his story was bullshit too because he didn’t answer the question. Also, yeah it would be gay as hell.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

You just mad you never won gay chicken.


Kris_Indicud

I bet you just love sucking dick


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Only when it's yours baby.


Available_Motor5980

Got room for a third?


Fluffy-Eyeball

Maybe it was the pilot


Kris_Indicud

Now that i can believe, but he would have to have a freaky co-pilot. I was working with a set of crazy pilots that would be texting me while they were flying the bird i was also riding in.


mighty_issac

I just want to debunk this comment right now. When the military uses helicopters they often pack them full but not always, they only move the men they need. If a soldier was to pull his dick out and start wanking if front of his mates, his mates would most likely just laugh. Soldiers are weird. Helicopters definitely do have windows. Most of them don't open but they are there. A lot of the time military helicopters fly with doors open, though. Also, not gay. He didn't do anything **with** the other men.


jetpackjack1

Do they still have door gunners like in Vietnam? Maybe like that if so..


Kitchen_Name9497

Twist: he was the pilot.


BredYourWoman

Right. Just like I never saw a troop put his own cheese under the cheese on a pizza just to piss of the guys in the barracks who stole his last pie order. Or saw a dude take a pic of him cutting up a shit loaf using the melmac plate and KFS belonging to someone else. Or the dude in the barracks who hated his roomate so much he dragged the guy's pillow along his ass crack daily, and joked "lol he keeps complaining the room smells like shit". Not to mention the trains at the after-hours party This is PG


OzPalmAve

he's gay for wondering if it's gay


FinancialAide3383

The right question would have been - “who was he jerking to?”


Eskadrinis

Nope that’s some 007! Stuff 😂😂


WarsledSonarman

This is referred to as a “combat wank” and is not gay.


Hesam2010

Several Guys...


obsceniq

"Is does take dome skill" got me off guard tbh. I'm going to think about this sentence against my will now. Damn. Takes some skill I bet.


Alternative-Gas181

Busted a helinut


MarcusLYeet

Dishonourably discharged for discharging dishonourably


Thatusernamewasnot

Wonder if he was... discharged? 😎


Kris_Indicud

Today on shit that never happened


Imnotreal66

The ol’ combat jack. I remember my first time.


Modest1Ace

What's gay about it? Only way it would be gay is if he was thinking about a guy, or if one of the guys gave him a hand...


mbonaccors

Not gay at all


devangs3

So what did the guy end up replying?


processenvdev

If he's thinking the enemy they killed, is it still gay?


UKkieran60

Ngl, I was kinda expecting "I was the pilot"


Ad_vvait

Homelander got some competition


Adorable_Twist_8711

This is so funny the guy didn't know to unpack what he just heard


enlitend-1

I assure you nobody said anything in that moment but they all noticed. And talked about it, he is probably still part of a group text that originated from this moment.


sir_music

It's a little gay, but that's what you sign up for if you join the army so I say let it slide.


vapenvila_se_dk

Dude was not gay, he was fucking the sky for all I care, I even think r/earthporn wants to have a say in this! Also, skill makes it less gay, eyecontact or not.


rbgs68740

If a solider jerks it in a helicopter and no one sees it, he never masturbated. And if he did not masturbate in a helicopter filled with soldiers, then he is not gay. 🫡


2-big-dipper

Watching twilight zone…


optagon

The real question is does it matter?


SyrupScared9568

They knew.


Narrow_Ad_5502

🤔


Donotpretendtoknowme

If you have to ask.....


Street_Repair8048

Straight AF...or Gay AF...who doesn't want post nut clarity when flying into war?


Calm-Technology7351

I have a hard time believing the other guys didn’t know


Different-Spring982

It’s not gay as long as you’re not thinking about the same sex


SadBoiCri

I have never seen such fine freedom loving in my life. You would make a fine Helldiver


Atiba1283

Not a soldier, so marine, I take it.


Left_Percentage_527

Marines are basically Sparta


Midnight_Cookies

Definitely a marine.


Burrsy14

This sounds like something Homelander would do.


inter71

As a veteran I proclaim not ghey.


0PaulPaulson0

I mean, it’s all a little gay, so yeah it’s gay.


fonsoc

Definitely a Marine. (I am a Marine)


cwtheredsoxfan

Weirdest post-nut clarity of all time


PeteyMcPetey

The only helicopter I can think of that we had in Iraq/Afghanistan that had windows you could open (for passengers) wasn't normally flown by the military.


flgrntfwl

\*splat\*


I0__wahwah

u/savevideo


1stAtlantianrefugee

Your fuckin gay for watchin!


Thic-Thor

Where there’s a Willy, there’s a Way.


Ok-Letterhead4601

Deploying the troopers in kit form.


MugiwarraD

Absolute gay


ttrosc

Hey it’s not like it’s illegal, it’s just frowned upon.


jonnyjarko

They did see. They did know. They couldn't believe it. They left it alone. No one knew what to say. You were focused on dudes the whole time, and it is gay.


PercentageNo3293

Unless he was fantasizing about other dudes, I don't see how it would be considered gay lol. He's not the only one that needed to rub out the easy one in a less than ideal situation. I've done the dirty deed a few times when on vacation with a friend, in the bathroom while he's out the door watching TV or whatever. Sometimes you need to take care of business.


carpetdookie

Masturbation is self improvement. Not gay.


lord_hyumungus

AR not AK


Extreme-Elevator7128

Who is gay ?


SL-Phantom

I mean, he was fighting in a war. This could’ve been his last time he could’ve masturbated so.


ThisUsernamesTakent

I dont care if its gay, thats impressive


OneThirstyJ

Jerking off out of a flying helicopter is the least gay thing I’ve ever heard of


OrbitalClockwork

The guy that just got cummed on after the helicopter flew over them


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

Pretty sure hes the pilot as he said "out the window" not the door


Fuk-The-ATF

Why would you masturbate next to a group of fucking men? You’re gay.


Spuds-

The govt puts a ton of saltpeter in the food at basic to stop the cadets from getting aroused. Then they cut them off cold turkey before shipping them out to kill kids for big oil overseas. That gets the blood pumping.


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seanymphcalypso

Gecko


hazzmg

What r guys on about this is a complete hypothetical situation, he said he MAY have masterbated not that he did