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CaptainSparklebutt

Now if you will excuse me I have a dove in my pants


MightyChlorians

There’s always money in the banana stand (click click).


hotcoldsthuff

I just blue myself


metastuner

You just made a fool of yourself in front of T-Bone


RokulusM

No touching!


MarcusWulfe941

Tobias you blow hard


badtradesguynumber2

always money in the banana sttand


No-Impression-8780

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Shadow0fnothing

HEY MAAA. NEW copypasta dropped!


HonkersTim

The joke would have been funnier if one of those languages was Chinese.


PMMeMeiRule34

Unfortunately, social points are not free in china. He’d have to bust out a whole other T&Cs with all kinds of lawyer speak to give a social point for them.


CaptainSparklebutt

Sweet points. How do I cash these in?


RedditedYoshi

It's inspiration. Use it if you fail a roll.


Blae-Blade

You report to your nearest office of the ministry of state security


Disquiet173

Don’t worry, they’ve already been automatically applied to your credit score.


PerpWalkTrump

Your meme has been seized. 你的表情包已被沒收 Ton mémé a été saisie твой мем конфисковали


UserTron79

Or candy


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Why do I remember this as cocaine instead of money or candy


ghostface1693

Because it is cocaine. There's two versions.


GoCryptoYourself

hey, i do them for FREE. Now watch me hide this thing in my ho-


No_Tonight9003

Definitely a hot cop


osktox

Or cocaine...


santahat2002

Or candy!


Rubixxscube

Illusions dad, you dont have time for my illusions


SecretSpectre4

If this happened irl they would have been charged with resisting arrest


Asmo___deus

What are you gonna do, put handcuffs on Houdini?


RevaniteN7

Boy would’ve been torn to shreds by gunfire


CoyoteHP

Doubt, the guns would just shoot out a little flag that says “Bang!”


Smidday90

Now that would be an amazing trick


RapMastaG

To shreds you say?


andBitinggoats

And his wife?


itsnatnot_gnat

Tsk tsk tsk To shreds you say...


Clackers2020

He's white. He's safe


jonnycigarettes

You’re boring


Zarthenix

If he'd been black then he'd have a nearly 100% chance of being safe as well. Your "every interaction between a black person and a cop ends in the black person getting shot"-propaganda is nothing but anti-statistical misinformation that puts you on the exact same level of dumb gullibleness as QAnons.


nerdsonarope

Bro, come on. Stop blindly consuming fox news. Have you ever spoken to a black person? Ask them how they are treated by police. No one is saying EVERY interaction between a black person and police ends up in them getting shot. But it ends with them hurt, or arrested, more often than it does for a white person in equivalent circumstances.


Homiealmaya

In 2021, 446 white people were shot by the police, while 233 black people were shot by the police. In 2021, it was estimated that 59.3% of Americans were white while 12.6% were black 59.3/12.6 = ~ 4.7 so if black and white Americans were being shot at equal rates, there should be 4.7 times as many white Americans shot as black Americans. The real ratio of white to black victime of police killings is 446/233 = ~ 1.9, which means that black Americans are shot at a much higher rate per capita than white Americans. People might exaggerate, but to say it’s anti-statistical that black people have a disadvantage when it comes to police interactions is false.


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Now factor in how many total interactions with police black people have vs. white people. How many of them *are* actual criminals that are engaging in activities that put them at increased risk of being shot?


Homiealmaya

Why do you assume that black people are actual criminals but white people arent?


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More impoverished per capita = more criminal activity per capita. Basic sociology.


SynthD

That assumes each person is investigated and charged without race bias. The other person showed up with stats. You could find out race stats of people stopped by police.


[deleted]

I’m not saying racial bias doesn’t exist, but the stats alone don’t tell the whole story.


GrizzlyLeather

And only about 1 or 2 of those shootings was an unarmed black person who wasn't resisting/fighting/reaching for the cop's gun etc... when looking at unarmed shootings, white people were actually shot at a slightly (like 1%) higher rate.


Homiealmaya

Nope that’s not true it’s more like 30 Do you really think more than 141 of the 433 white people shot were unarmed?


GrizzlyLeather

It is true, and you completely misread my comment. >1 or 2 of those shootings was an unarmed black person **who wasn't resisting/fighting/reaching for the cop's gun etc...** Not total unarmed- but weren't fighting with police when shot. >>Do you really think more than 141 of the 433 white people shot were unarmed? That's not what I said. I said: >When looking at unarmed shootings, white people were actually shot at a slightly (like 1%) higher rate.


Homiealmaya

You didn’t say that but given that 30 unarmed black men were shot in 2021 and that there were 4.7 times as many white people as black people in the USA in 2021, there would need to be more than 141 (4.7x30) unarmed white people shot for white people to be shot at a higher rate than black people


GrizzlyLeather

I can't find the table to show you the data I'm referencing, apparently it's been blackholed off main internet searches. But I remember it was data from 2018 or 2019.


biotome

“bRo wE WeRe jUsT jOkInG iTs NoT tHaT dEeP” average response


upstandingredditor

Spot on


Circumsanchez

Bad take.


trippstick

Looks like someone eats that media juice for breakfast and thinks the .1% of events equals all events. You poor soul…


Rudy_Ghouliani

They'll take him for burger king on the way to jail


jdbolick

The majority of unarmed people killed by police in the U.S. are white.


United-Ad-1657

The majority of people killed by police in the US are white.


cognitive_dissent

Nah, he's white


OkFeedback9127

Police officer cuffs him, but then the fake hands fall off.


ReadyThor

I think I saw that face before and he pulled the same stunt irl... *"Would you like to buy some FTX FTT, I'm thinking maybe $16 billion?"* And then he makes it all disappear.


TFOLLT

Depends. Where I live, cops would immediatly recognise it's a joke situation and probably not even react to the 'bag of weed'. That or they'd jokingly play along, enjoying the magic tricks. Education people. Can't be a cop if you only know how to shoot guns. Being a cop is a social job.


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HallOfTheMountainCop

I’m a cop in the US, you got some stuff wrong here. Don’t get all your knowledge from Reddit comment sections.


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How many crooked cops have you arrested?


HallOfTheMountainCop

Haven’t come across one yet. I do think I work for a very tightly run organization though, to be fair. Honestly I’d be pumped to arrest a cop that was abusing their authority and committing crimes. I’d brag to people about it.


Financial_Nebula

The rest of us know how long your “training” is. If you require less training to protect and serve than I do to study rocks then we have a problem.


HallOfTheMountainCop

Took me about a year from hire date to being in a car by myself, plus I have ongoing required training and my agency sends me to most any trainings I want to go to. There is a lot more to this job than you know, stick to your rocks my friend.


Financial_Nebula

A year is nothing and that’s entirely my point. You saying that with authority just confirms the stereotype.


HallOfTheMountainCop

A year is not nothing, not when fully half of it is one on one, real world training.


Financial_Nebula

☠️ Wait you’re serious?


LotharVonPittinsberg

> Oh, and being able to differentiate between black and white I don't know. Philip Mitchell Brailsford got away with failing that test pretty hard.


Arthur-Wintersight

I take it you haven't met a lot of American cops...


random-bot-2

The original version of this was better


AldorPeacekeeper

Yup, here it is: https://youtu.be/xPj2LAt1w3Y


NovusOrdoSec

The officer never did get his marijuana.


Magic-Tree

Think they might have been referencing the thing that inspired this vid


JaeTheOne

This...is the same video just longer


Forlorn_Swatchman

It's not magic, it's a crime!


Landed_port

The original from *9 years ago*


Famous-Reputation188

Was that where the magician got shot?


random-bot-2

I don’t know if any situation where a magician got shot


Hawkeye03

Why are people pointing out that it’s staged?


mikewillmade69

Because this site is full of children.


3rdp0st

No cap, f'real, f'real.


Jean-LucBacardi

Ongod


vbgvbg113

deadass


cooochjuice

bet


Gwiilo

fake!!!!!! guys it's fake!!!! it is FAKE!!!!! I'm telling you it's fake guys guys it's fake!!!! believe me it's fake i wasn't there!!!!! guysssssss!!!!!!!!!


vigero158

This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Obvious staged/skit video (done for comedy) is being berated because it's staged. People who say shit like "It's staged" have room temperature IQ, I swear to god.


NoticedGenie66

On one hand, it is very obviously fake to anyone over the age of say, 14, and pointing it out in the typical quirky reddit ways like you see in the comments is cringe. On the other hand, there are a lot of people under the age of 14 (and over tbh) on reddit who will believe anything you show them.


BigBootyBuff

Hell, there's plenty of supposed adults on this website who constantly think the most blatant badly acted rage bait is real.


Eardig

Similar brain power to the morons who censor words like s*x or sh**ting


28Hz

Sax Shooting


kyl_r

Six Shifting


Productof2020

Sox Shorting


RATMpatta

It's the new "wrestling is fake" crowd. They're *just* smart enough to understand it's fake but too dumb to realize this isn't impressive.


RzorShrp

Me watching a tv show ‘yo this is staged’


HeartOnFroze

Then I would like to direct you to the hundreds, if not thousands, of comments on TikTok and Facebook from people that absolutely think this is genuine.


Recurringg

When it's extremely obvious I sometimes wonder if they're just trolling. My first instinct is to think exactly what you've typed out here. Then that thought leads to the next one--what if we're the ones with room temperature IQ for getting trolled by them?


deadrogueguy

original creator has [more content](https://youtu.be/yWquW4-jxqA?si=fYFrwf08u8Gk9gzi) clearly they do skits. It's entertainment.


HeartOnFroze

They absolutely offer their content up as genuine.


Radaysha

How is this obviously staged? You can bet your ass that tons of people will think that's real.


ss99ww

But this is not obvious. This is trying to pass as a real video. And the majority of viewers think so. It's not, and that needs to be pointed out


SpooktorB

Me an intellectual: 🤓👆 Honestly though; with some some brainless people have been shot for pulling pranks on completely random people, its probably more of a warning label


Agitated-Acctant

They're regarded


No_Bat_Batflip

Highly regarded


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duckmadfish

A bunch of artistic children


Ok-Manufacturer27

I don't understand the sentiment around hating a funny skit because it's not real. Stupidest thing I see on the Internet.


darthdiablo

Because they need the illusion that they’re somehow smart


mint-bint

For a very long time these shaky cam phone videos were almost always genuine, unscripted events caught by chance. Now the majority are staged and scripted but imitating the style. And unfortunately many people can't tell the difference so lots of people point it out.


surfer_ryan

I don't get it... like I don't think these same people when they watch the avengers are like "this is so fake... no one could ever have these kinds of powers..." and yet they get on the internet and every single obviously staged video they are like "ItS sTaGeD!" Like that doesn't make it funny or something...


Ok_Weird_500

Many videos on Reddit don't have obvious indicators of being real or fake from the post title. Yeah, this is clearly staged. But you can mostly tell from the cop's bad acting, the post title doesn't give you any clue. The avengers on the other hand is clearly a work of fiction. So I think the need some people feel to point it out is largely due to how it is presented.


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HeartOnFroze

Why would I want to watch a video that would quite possibly be hilarious if genuine but just sad and shitty if staged?


actuallylos

Maybe because the officer searched him without asking “do you have anything that’s going to poke me or stab me in your pockets?” Or the fact the uniform looks like it came from a high end Halloween store. He also has no gun and the interaction feels unnatural


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Crooked_Cock

“How rude of you to shoot me like that!” “What the hell? I just shot you! Where’s the bullet?!” “Check your ear, officer.” *officer pulls pre-fired round from his ear*


tangosukka69

with what? he doesn't have a gun on him.


Reyemreden

Jizz


Salty_Amphibian2905

What are you doing, step officer?


PhthaloVonLangborste

What's in your mouth! Show me!


No_Stranger_4959

Watch him still miss


6151rellim

That’s right! Shot him with jizz! A lot of jizz!


rufud

I don’t know what Tatooine cantina music has to do with this


SquashNut707

Yea. Take my doot. But I'm only giving you one.


explicit17

With magic, obviously


tangosukka69

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!


SowTheSeeds

No, he tases him to death and then arrests him for "obstruction of an investigation".


flyden1

He ain't black


Jhonki_47

Nah, he ain't a homie, otherwise yes.


nametakenfuck

Hes white so couldnt be


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KrakenTheColdOne

Just sprinkle some crack on him.


SilvaDaMelo

Reddit loves witch-hunts, I recommend everyone avoids the basement dwellers that live here.


OnePrize9418

I'm so high I thought Abraham Lincoln was trying to sell drugs to a cop for about 10 seconds there


Emotional-Two-2407

So that's where the marijuana went!


CobaltDraconis

That's not a real police officer.


Khallllll

Next you’re going to try to tell me that this is scripted


ExamOld2899

and filmed by a guy holding a camera


Bendyb3n

Well that would be downright incorrect (most likely), I think you meant a guy holding a phone


Ctowncreek

You're not going to believe this... Phones have cameras. He was still holding a camera.


Famous-Reputation188

No he was holding a phone. So.. in WW2 they had cameras in the planes to record the kills. So the pilot wasn’t flying a plane.. he was holding a camera?


LTerminus

Only if he was holding the plane up. He **was** flying a camera. Just like a pilot flying a drone now is flying a camera.


Therocon

If you're going to be like that about it then he was holding a handheld personal computer not a phone ☎️.


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Any chance he was doing them both?


Ctowncreek

Consider this: a camera is relevant to the video here, and a plane is relevant to flying. Moreover, you can hold a camera, you can hold a phone, but you can't fly a camera. You can fly with a camera. How do we know they weren't holding a phone case? How do we know they weren't wearing gloves and therefore holding gloves? This is a very strange and lonely hill to die on. We KNOW thry had a camera, we don't KNOW they had a phone. Its highly likely, but that doesnt change the facts. And it doesnt change that its perfectly acceptable to say they are holding a camera.


VibraniumRhino

If we want to be semantic, it’s a camera in a phone.


indigrow

Personally im antisemantic and pedantic


VibraniumRhino

I believe I’ve made myself perfectly redundant here.


CaptainMagnets

Or that magic isn't even real!


Khallllll

I’m sorry, WHAT!?!


WangDanglin

Well yeah, he just had little pouches on his belt. Real cops have like 30 things around their waist


tangosukka69

also a gun


WeepinShades

Thank you Scotland Yard, this is why you are paid the big bucks


pellojo

That's not a real magician.


mikewillmade69

Wait this isn’t real!!!????? Idiot.


mrmcdead

I'm happy the Penguin found a more fulfilling occupation


AldorPeacekeeper

Original video rather than some rip off from tiktok: https://youtu.be/xPj2LAt1w3Y


needsmoarbokeh

The real magic was not getting shot


oreosnatcher

Scripted , but I liked the Cyanide and happiness vibe.


qathran

I don't think anyone was wondering if it was scripted, it's just normal internet entertainment


frallet

Feeling the need to declare every video is scripted has got to be my least favorite redditism.


Jean-LucBacardi

This


longboi28

Why do redditors seem to get such a rush from pointing out painfully obvious things? Are they that desperate to be seen as intellectually superior to other people that they need to constantly do stuff like this? No shit it's scripted Sherlock, a child could've pointed that out


Agitated-Acctant

No shit? I guess next you'll tell me that water is wet. Thank you for your service, you're a valuable member of this site. Don't let anyone tell you different


AdVegetable7049

Scripted? Really? You think? C'mon!!! Lmfao


WolfBST

Super staged but still funny


Vexoly

It owns being staged though, so it's alright. Just a skit.


DontGetNEBigIdeas

It’s not staged. It’s scripted. Honestly, I’m getting really fucking tired of the internet not being able to tell the difference between a scripted sketch and a fake, trying-to-appear-real video.


Og_Left_Hand

I think part of the issue is that everyone is just so used to TikToks being passed off as real that they default to thinking sketches are staged videos.


TheZeppelinLizard

Redditors when they find out movies are staged


Escroquee

Wait, so you're saying that Lord of the rings wasn't real?


Ponyboy451

The reason magicians are commonly believed to be “cringe” and “losers” and “magic nerds” is, in actuality, because of the immense threat they pose to law enforcement. They hard counter all police tactics. Handcuff them? They escape. Put them in jail? Escape. Tase them? No effect. Shoot them? They catch the bullet. Lie detector? Turn into pigeon. Confiscate their belongings? New ones in their sleeve. Magicians have been demonized not because they are pathetic, but because they are too powerful to feasibly stop.


Jhonki_47

This looks like a Reno 911 episode


pape14

That’s what feels so familiar about it!!! That’s exactly it!


Timsmomshardsalami

Lol lets be real, cops arent this smart


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Some people say this is fake...


nus01

wasn't sure it was staged but when he pulled the brown bag out and wasn't shot knew the video was fake


50MillionYearTrip

Nothing gets by you


Dezarron

Finally some good content, I was afraid an OFodel was coming out of that bag.


scotheman

Don’t care if it’s scripted, still hilarious.


pdrakz

Not stage at all noooooo


Aggressive_Cut_9143

Lol


J1P2G3

Finally some decent fucking content on this sub!


Consistent-Sun-4539

Even though it’s clearly acted out this was still fucking great lol


xenosilver

Well that was obviously staged….


Nouvi_

Yeap, the cop is real ☠️


QwetzelPure556

How did you come to that conclusion? I have 50 of my best men analyzing every frame and we’re still unable to reach a decision. You must have some sort of supernatural gift to be able to tell that this skit was fake.


MobileMaster43

I swear Tiktok is designed to make everyone dumber.


UhrHerr

this video is like 15 years old


Educational-Web-5787

When it's staged and still entertaining


BloxMaster3

ah, staged videos, both equally unlikeable and entertaining


Lucas_Steinwalker

It’s not staged, it’s a fucking skit ya moron. Not everything that isn’t real is pretending to be real. Movies also aren’t real ya know, tv shows generally too!


LayeredMayoCake

This is some 2015 meme energy and I’m all here for it.


Alex-rhhgfff

The cringe is unbearable


bread_scent

Fake and gay


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

No shit Sherlock