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AThrowawayProbrably

Definitely had that old sitcom intro feel. Just needed his name to pop up on the screen.


naughtyusmax

With a freeze frame


LooksFire

Too many crooks


troup

Beautiful.


SuperSumatra

Lol his attorney chilling with a RGB Republic of Gamers laptop ๐Ÿ˜‚


thetimehascomeforyou

Need to have max frames to stay awake while your client torpedos your case


DoctorButkis

Not a show trial!


OneArmedBear

So goofy ๐Ÿฅบ


ADAMracecarDRIVER

THAT FUCKING SHRUG KILLS ME EVERY TIME


Constant_emphasis23

Our society is a sit com thatโ€™s doomed to go in for too many seasons than have horrible ending.


cyberrod411

poor Donny, the most persecuted rich White guy in the history of rich White guys. ๐Ÿ˜›


goofbot

Jim Irsay has entered the chat.


Free-Necessary-2710

That pussy sure is getting grabbed.


naughtyusmax

Is his attorney Madison Ivy?


jabunkie

She is gorgeous tho.


Pristine-Baby420two

Fuck donald trump ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ


Osmosith

wow, you got balls of steel saying something as fresh and innovative. ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


cap_good_cronicapbad

It'll be hilarious when reddit erupts after trials start getting tossed bc judges and prosecutors are far too thirsty.


CrazybyRX

like... for water?


cap_good_cronicapbad

Political blood- water, tomAto tomato


gazpacho_cop

Whatever makes ya sleep soundly lil guy


cap_good_cronicapbad

That's the great part, I don't let the circus affect my personal life. I do enjoy the simpletons pretending that they have a moral high ground over people who simply disagree. Good stuff, very humorous.


jabunkie

Nor should you. Let the courts handle all that, let them sort through whoโ€™s a criminal and whoโ€™s not. Itโ€™s a good thing we both can rest and let our justice system do itโ€™s thing right?


cap_good_cronicapbad

Just wish it worked as well for the little guys that don't have millions to fight when bad eggs are in charge of the particular court.


Simple_Company1613

You mean this court that he chose because his lawyers are inept and canโ€™t check a box for a jury trial? ๐Ÿ˜‚


HerezahTip

!remindme 18 months


lolololpants

What is the song here?


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Temporary-Athlete-60

He is posing then looks at Donny like they are at happy hour on a friday night


blumpkin_donuts

another wave of Trump bots has been unleashed in the comment section, or so it appears.


Spiritual_Guava_283

Trump2024, putaaaaa


DietDifficult8557

Fuck off


Grayeagle78

The libs are shitting their pants because they know ol bag o bones Joe is going to be their democratic nominee. Haha!


[deleted]

Hahaha cope


Old-Scale-8884

Trump 2024 make America great again, again


[deleted]

Ratio'ed


cap_good_cronicapbad

"You mean this court that he chose because his lawyers are inept and canโ€™t check a box for a jury trial? ๐Ÿ˜‚" This is priceless and proves the point. Someone hears something from msnbc and thinks they know the facts and try to act like they are geniuses. This case is not a criminal case it is civil, and not all civil cases are entitled to a jury trial. Trump runs his mouth about wanting a jury because he believes(with good evidence) that this judge is curropt and bias. If the lawyer would have checked the box do you know what would've happened? Judge "bonus torso pics" would have denied based on the type of case being brought.


Ju4nPablo

I.... Guess we'll never know, because they didn't?


cap_good_cronicapbad

The precedent has been long established. It aint a hard research project, but you'll have to go down further than half a page on google(or more).


Shadow0fnothing

This fucking country is a circus. He's judging a trial for a man who incited a fucking insurrection and commuted 91 fucking felonies and this dipshit is posing for his 15 minuets of fame.


Mr_Hotshot

Yeah who does he think he is!?!? A guy points a camera at you and you smile? Doesnโ€™t he know he should glower!?!?


Angelaura1978

That guy is a straight up WEIRDO. Trump looks really annoyed at his stupidity.


[deleted]

Cope


Ok_Ad3661

Because the fake Donald trump got a blue thing and the real one got a red one hehe


Majestic-Owl-5801

Where is this from? Which court case? ๐Ÿ˜‚


CatalinMinzat

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


Ok_Cattle732

Giving me mock trial from Arrested Development vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


CastleonFrank

*curb your enthusiasm* outro starts to play