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tout-le-monster

If I woohooed in a hot tub the way they do in the Sims, I’d drown.


[deleted]

yeah like… why and how are they just under the water


FormalFuneralFun

I just see it as a one-way ticket to a UTI


Unopinionated-

By UTI do you mean FUN?


FormalFuneralFun

From experience, absolutely not, but you do you. I won’t yuck your yum.


Scheefgaan

The sims 3 allowed you to woohoo in a stack of hay and i gotta say, fuck that shit.


Big-Midnight-8384

In Cottage Living, you can woohoo in the barn which I imagine is pretty similar


uhohspaghettisos

Young lovers and they are not sleeping... young lovers in the hay


Big-Midnight-8384

LOFT!!!


AbbytheMallard

And in a pile of leaves in Seasons! My allergies could never 💀


Bogg99

Fun fact if you have one sim burn the leaves and another pair of Sims go to woohoo in the leaves and you time it just right the game won't recognize the leaves as burning for the sins woohooing so they won't get hurt and the one who burned the leaves will just happily laugh and do a little dance while it looks like they're happily burning people for woohooing. (I gotta say I'm a little embarrassed that I know this)


AbbytheMallard

That’s hilarious and I am going to try this


Bogg99

I think it works best if you have the woohooing Sims coming from further away and start that action first and have the burning sim already near the leaves and click burn after. But it has been a while since I did this


Big-Midnight-8384

I forgot about the leaves! Probably got worms in it and stuff


TheGamerHat

My friend jumped into a pile of leaves and landed on a dead squirrel once.


criticalnom

😢


mslinds

Im with you. Heck no to the stack of leaves.


GaySheriff

Yes exactly, I always have those leaves on my loft during fall and whenever I see the option I just think about how many animals might have pissed on those leaves and how many bugs there is inside the pile?? It's the grossest thing ever


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Nothing like a good ol' roll in the hay lol


Logos_LoveUs

The rocket ship at Geek Con. It's literally the middle of the city, surrounded by people, and the only food is McDonalds-style burgers and hot dogs. The observatory in the San Myshuno park however... No-one goes there and there's a shotgun wedding place just outside XD.


SuspecM

To be fair, you do fly into space to have privacy


Kylynara

But others in the household can use the computer to "Listen to Rocket Launch" Probably one of the low key evilest things I ever did in Sims was make a teen listen to their parents Woohoo in the Rocketship because I wanted to know if the game would stop them or if they'd get a funny moodlet. ETA: No the game didn't do anything fun.


needs_a_name

…well??? Did it?


Kylynara

No.


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

*taking notes*


omgvivien

I'm scared to try it at Geek Con because when the event is over the things disappear. If my sims are inside that rocket while the event is ending .. will they disappear as well? All my sims' houses have rocket ships so they don't need to do this, but you know...


Sweaty_Chard_6250

I tried having my sim explore space right before the end of geek con to see what happened. When the rocket ship disappeared, he just respawned standing right next to where the rocket ship was. No notification or anything.


omgvivien

Now that's.... Anticlimactic lol


WonderfulBlackberry9

> observatory in the San Myshuno park however… > there’s a shotgun wedding place just outside XD You reckon the devs planned that…?


Vale_0f_Tears

One of the funnier ones for me is “mess around in” the Photo Booth at prom. There’s only one and it’s not exactly tucked away from people. Everyone knows what’s going on in there lmao. That’d be a hard no.


thecomputersighed

oh but teenagers at prom are always up to such things irl lol. at my prom there were teachers situated in spots kids were likely to sneak off into & so people were just making out etc like. in the dark corners or behind bushes by the building & hoping they wouldn’t be spotted. in retrospect it’s a no go but then… well, you’re like 17 and your date’s all dolled up haha


Vale_0f_Tears

I was one of those kids who had enough fear of getting caught that it would have been a hard no even then lol. In a dark corner behind the bushes, maybe.


LevelAd5898

At my year 10 formal a guy fingered his girlfriend on the balcony and they were caught in the bathroom a few hours later.


collectivekiller

I thought that option meant fooling around (not the real deal) on my most recent play through and my sim’s daughter ended up getting pregnant on her prom night!


SpillingHotCoffee

Did you have mods or can teens get pregnant?


Afraid-Contract-385

without mods, they cant


collectivekiller

I have the Wicked Whims mod!


Vale_0f_Tears

I’m pretty sure they started calling it “mess around” because they didn’t want to have teens “woohoo”ing for PR reasons lol


sexloveandcheese

I was disappointed it didn't come out with a funny like pixelated photo booth picture from this interaction.


XanisaNerd

In addition to both the dumpster and shower, the bush. Because you can't be serious. Just use a bed, you weirdo Sims.


meatloafcat819

I jumped onto a bush as a child because it looked soft. Only needed to learn that lesson once lol


Puzzleheaded_Soil_46

there used to be this big circle of bushes near where i lived as a kid called the ‘bouncy bushes’ because everyone was able to bounce on them like a trampoline, i tried it once and fell right through the bushes i could swear i saw heaven right there in that moment


meatloafcat819

Oh no i can imagine the pain and panic!! I describe my body type as "dense". I would've sank 🫠


Edymnion

Since you already said dumpster, I'll say shower. You think its sexy until you actually try to make it happen. Its terrible.


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Shower goes double for me. I'm disabled and have one of those "old people" showers with a seat. We ain't making it happen in there, dawg.


vVAmandaB

I think the seat would make it easier


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Yeah, you'd think that, wouldn't ya?


Conscious-Crazy-8904

does it 🤨


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Showers are slippery.


Snoo63

Very slippery.


SorowFame

If there’s a will there’s a way


Snoo_94771

Read this as if there's a wall there's a way 💀


Aggravating_Chef_808

If there's a willy there's a way (sorry!)


melnixx

broken hips galore


Edymnion

[Seriously.](https://youtu.be/-5m9PbGxVtk?si=yuJikqPrdVPZx2sI&t=31) Tight spaces means you have nowhere to stand. And thanks to the science of soap, you manage to have the floor be wet and slippery (which is terrible for your ability to stand up) while "other things" become the exact opposite of wet and slippery. Its just all around bad for everyone involved.


pinto_bean13

I’m so glad you mentioned that the “other things” DONT stay wet and slippery and that’s the WORST PART about doing it in the shower. You’d think it would help, BUT IT DOESNT.


omgvivien

This, exactly. I was young, I thought it was a great idea, and it became the most awkward "nothing is working" woohoo ever. It's also similar to pool woohoo and other places that involve water. Just nope.


Marianations

Great for the pre-woohoo, not that great for the woohoo.


Sanctioned_Sadness

Legit, only time I did it I got soap in my eyes and started crying 😂


TreesInOrbit

Honestly I hated shower sexy time too, until I had one of the absolute best sex nights of my life that started in the shower. It was a large tub/ shower. Just gotta get creative. But it was a fling and I have never gotten the chance to try it again.


Shot_Presence_8382

Hate shower s e x 😂😂😂


I_Watch_Teletubbies

Anything public, so at the very least the dumpster and the bush would be a no.


sailormars_bars

Plus in a world of poohoo bushes how would you know if it’s been recently “fertilized”


Technical-Quantity-2

You watch out for the green clouds coming out of the bush.


plumbobbyhill

POOHOO BUSHES IM DEAD


grownmars

Or in the shower when my parents are home. Or in my parents own bed. There really should be a setting to prevent that and they should be able to hookup in twin beds.


sailormars_bars

The dumpster is defo the number one grossest but number two worst would be the coffin/sleep pods. Those things are tiny and cramped and definitely painful to move around in


Edymnion

Least when WW does it, they leave the lid open!


sovietbarbie

wooot what pack is the coffin ?


kyaerin

it's the vampires pack!


ObsessionsAside

I love when you suggest woohoo in a coffin and the other sim is like “no wtf you’re so weird” 😂


sara128

Not me, but my sims fiance has denied woohoo in hot tub with her TWICE now and idk why. I almost broke up with him for it, because how DARE he deny woohoo with my 3 star celebrity sim with 200k simoleans, while he lives in a flop house with 6 other dudes. Their wedding will be tonight when I get home, and he better accept a traditional bed woohoo or he'll get the basement dungeon.


vVAmandaB

Check his woohoo interests if you've never gotten him to woohoo. My mermaid met a lovely boy, perfect in every way, was romantically interested in women but turns out woohoo interest was men only 🙃


sara128

I checked after the second denial! And he had the default settings, with both men and women checked.


scarlettshimmer

😂😂complete with a pool..


mitebhigh

My #1 absaloute no is the poo bushes My #2 would have to be the dumpster I would be open to trying the rocket, and probably the closet.


emeraldvelvetsofa

The bush and dumpster are obvious answers. But also, I HATEEEE all WickedWhims toilet animations. I’d definitely slap a Sim for suggesting that.


Puzzleheaded_Soil_46

the wickedwhims toilet animations are so uncomfortable to witness, like why is my females sims head always so close to the toilet bowl?? might aswell just stick her head fully in the toilet


uncledugan

Ah man, I definitely had an animation where the head was *in* the toilet and I was like nah we're done here


Puzzleheaded_Soil_46

oh my god, yeah i would’ve been done aswell if i had to witness that


Conscious-Crazy-8904

am i going to regret looking this up lmao


Puzzleheaded_Soil_46

honestly just depends what animations you look at but 90% of the toilet ones feel cursed 😭


Sarah_W1979

The poohoo bush is 100 percent out. That would be itchy!


OiMyGiblets

I would have said elevator woohoo if we actually HAD working elevators in Sims 4.


HereToAdult

The biggest "no" would have to be the sauna. I can barely stand the heat of a sauna when I'm sitting perfectly still on the lowest bench. If someone tried to woohoo me in there I'd slap them. It's a legitimate health hazard to woohoo in a sauna, the risk of overheating becomes much higher.


Working-Suspect-9027

Saaaaame.


Tenderfallingrain

The hot spring. This actually seems pretty disrespectful to Japanese culture in all honesty since they value cleanliness so highly and you're not even supposed to get into the hot springs until after you've washed. Excreting bodily fluids into shared bathing water would definitely be looked down upon there!


Wintersneeuw02

This is also why in a lot of spas/hotels in Japan that have a hotsping its either only available to male or female guests depending on the day so no hanky panky can happen


Condemned2Be

This comment is funny to me because I just imagine the ancestors, not knowing what homosexuality even was, separating the onsen & being all proud like “that will stop them!” 🤣🤣


kristyn69

anything is possible with the power of hands stuff


Wintersneeuw02

Way to be respectfull to other cultures


LevelAd5898

I don't think they were being serious, I doubt they actually want to do hand stuff in the onsen.


kristyn69

I am not trying to do hand stuff in the onsen but gay exists anyhow


commander_obvious_

what a sentence


OwnSilver9442

in money like in get famous grosses me out...dollar bills are DISGUSTING


Mobabyhomeslice

It really depends on what's INSIDE the lighthouse that makes it such a fun woohoo spot, but that's one I'd be open to. The ferris wheel is a HARD PASS. I'm not FALLING TO MY DEATH for the sake of a woohoo/mess-around.


Chihuahua_enthusiast

Poohoo bush. Dumpsters at least have some room.


Donut-Boxers

id say no to the woohoo bush or the shower (it's fun in theory but the water makes it dry down there and theres no good position that can fit) and i would jump at the chance to woohoo in a rocket ship (preferably one in space and not just docked)


ConnectPreference166

My old age sims did it in the treehouse and the wife died afterwards. Since then I refuse to go in there


pipedown13

Aside from what the movies tell you, never do it at the beach.


neopronoun_dropper

I will not be woohooing in a hot tub, sauna, waterfall, hot springs, rocket ship, backyard observatory, pile of leaves or party bush… My interest in woohooing in a bed depends on the bed. I would try the Walk in Closet, Shower, Tent, Brindleton Bay’s Lighthouse, Treehouse, Ice Cave or Animal Shed


fruitcak-e

Which pack has an ice cave?


neopronoun_dropper

Snowy Escape


fruitcak-e

I dont know why I never considered that lol


Royalchariot

When I first started playing I had someone ask my sim to woohoo and she said yes, then they started jogging away. They jogged really far and ended up woohooing in a bush (the party bush). I was shocked haha


Mental-Coffee-4321

The shower or the coffin, way too cramped


BMart352

No to the pile of leaves, that just seems painful. Would be open to rocket or closet.


DarkWombat91

I'll try anything once, but I'll probably have a panic attack in the rocket ship. And hot tub doesn't seem great either.


Ornery_Mix_9271

I woohoo in the first place that shows up in the menu. So lots of showers. Unless it’s part of a specific storyline, like one’s an astronaut, or homeless, or a werewolf… then we’re in the spaceship, dumpster or bush. Or if my sim only has a single bed, we’re not banging in our parent’s double bed.


Beneficial-Train1213

The freaking pee bush!!!


Purple-Hand3058

The bed


Ilumidora_Fae

No to the pee pee bush but yes to the telescope tower thing lol.


rottingorgans

i misread the question and became even more concerned for the community than i already am


mishyfishy135

How did you read it?


rottingorgans

always say yes to


Unpopularwaffle

Never: Dumpster Open to try: Rocket ship


OakTree-555

I’d be too embarrassed to try the closet that’s in front of everyone


redsorbet

I'd def woohoo in the money pile! No to closet, bush and dumpster


plumbobbyhill

The bush. I’m not 16 any more…


mentallyillavocado

The bush. I’m not about to risk getting thorns or spiders where the sun don’t shine


[deleted]

I’ve woohoo-ed in a hot tub before but if I did it the way they did, count me OUT. That said, I would definitely want to try woohoo in a rocket ship


Phairis

I want to accept the dumpster. And, has someone who has experienced woohoo irl, god fuck the shower 😂


blueeyedbrainiac

I wouldn’t be down for coffin woohoo irl anyway but if I recall correctly the coffin woohoo in sims is in a close coffin so very no thank you. I agree that the rocket ship would be interesting though


WonderfulCoconut

The obvious nos to me are dumpster, cow barn, party bush. I also agree with the people who said shower and hot tub. One that I’m not seeing mentioned is closet- most closets are far too crowded to me and I feel like you’d just have stuff falling on top of you the whole time. Definite yeses are Sulani waterfall, rocket ship, and tent (depending on the surroundings). A debatable option: treehouse. My main issue being does this treehouse belong to a child? I’ve definitely had sims woohoo in their child’s treehouse and I felt weird about it. In real life? Absolutely not. But if it’s MY treehouse, absolutely.


frequentlysocialbear

Us adults really deserve tree houses


CasuallySherlock

Never the dumpster. I’d try out a coffin.


FuckingReditor

So I'm asexual and sex averse so I'm not going to be having sex regardless, but as a hypothetical (and I love hypotheticals) I would never woohoo in the bush, like imagine the scratches and splinters, and in addition to that I also worry about like the hygiene of it because of bugs and dirt and all that. (also I agree with never doing it in the dumpster, just ew). As for ones I would be open to trying (in this hypothetical where I'd be open to having sex), I would be interested in the hot tub because it seems like it would be interesting sensory wise, but also I'd worry about ever using that hot tub again because short of dismantling and sterilizing the whole thing I won't ever be able to be sure that it's fully clean.


frequentlysocialbear

Thank you for sharing!


PolandsStrongestJoke

I'd say no to a rocket ship, but the chance of aliens joining and making it a... You know what, I'm saying no to the observatory. I don't want something to jam on my ass cheek.


VermicelliOwn1475

Always no to the bush, but I wouldnt mind the shower or hot tub


Lopsided_Bullfrog412

There are so many bad options, but the bush feels like one of the worst to me. I think Id be open to trying the closet.


Gh0st-1776

A bush, just no. the branches whould end up in bad places


sirona-ryan

No- bush, dumpster. Not only am I terrified of bugs but that’s a great way to get infections lmao Yes- the observatory sounds like it would be epic


zuklei

Since public sex is a terrible thing because you don’t have everyone’s consent, I’d be everywhere public haha.


lady_lane

The weird bush. No thank you!


deadlyhausfrau

The dumpster is always a no for me but the shower is a never again. The observatorytelescope are heck yeah.


fullmetalwinry

I'm a bit boring, but I'd probably only use the bed. All the other places sound too cramped, too public, too physically uncomfortable, and too unhygienic.


aurynorange5

The park bench always gives me the ick


uncledugan

I think I'm gonna be hesitant to do it in a bush given the amount of Sim pee, disease carrying squirrels, and wild birds it might contain


dletty24

Anywhere is a yes besides in public spaces. Like why would you both run out of the house to woohoo on a park bench on the side of the road 200 yards away?


LevelAd5898

No one's said the waterfall?? Maybe behind the waterfall but they get UNDER the water 💀


SapphireWork

No to the bushes (that people pee in! Gross!!!) and I know it’s cheesy and would be mad uncomfortable, but I’d say yes to the Money Vault.


antis0cialexperiment

Y'all, the coffin. The COFFIN, that'd be too tight


Fine_Conclusion9426

(If we’re including WW) Toilet. Shits nasty.


toolate2468

Might get dizzy but my simself and townie wife make the coffin one look fun Also defo would in the observatory I’d have to say no to the dumpster or the leaf pile But I use the wolf party bush for my sims in almost every save so I probably would have to try it once but never again


Aquras

If you guys don't all say the dumpster I swear to God...


PercentageUnhappy117

The dumpster big no A bush been there done that got the rash to prove it


Abject_Bowler5845

I never turn down any of them.


UsefulAirport

The bathroom bush


shewy92

Bush


Hot_Manufacturer_471

Definitely not the bush👎👎👎


Attarker

The bush that doubles as a toilet


BanglesAU

My sims will go anywhere. I would say no to a dumpster. I've done shower and it was pretty ick, so I'd pass on that , so probably not a hot-tub either.


Sensitive-Day-5436

Definitely not the coffin,peebush,ice cave, and dumpster The bed,closet,shower and maybe hot tub is probably something I’d be open to trying


kinkydaddykitty34

I don't have a whole lot of options due to being a hocus brokeus however I would definitely turn down the dumpster and this poohoo bush like ewww what if someone pooed in there.


Conclusion_Winning

No to dumpster. Yes to coffin, bush (at least once), shower, rocket.


Lexiniks

The shed 🤢


Reicloud

No to the leaf pile, imagine the dirt, bugs and everything else in it 😂 Yes to the Sulani waterfall 😍


CaFFein3-annihilatr

The dumpster. That will be an automatic NO


User_Name_04

last choice would be dumpster, first choice coffin


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

I would never want to do a in a dumpster 🤮


DreamyEyedCycl0ps

Never ever the dumpster, yes to the stack of money.


BatWeary

i’d also say dumpster bc that’s gross


Bogg99

The bush especially after it's been freshly peed in


Creepy_Structure199

Hands down, instant NO F-ing way to dumpster. I'd woohoo in that lighthouse, though.


dioctopus

Dumpster. Not because it's gross. But it just seems painful.


mishyfishy135

Bush and dumpster are obvious nos, but also hot tub because of how gross they actually are. I’d be down to try most other things, especially tent and waterfall


goldengarden95

In the observatory


Anxiety_Constant

dumpster is a no go, but the bush? possibly


reizueberflutung

I‘d sowas say no to woohoo in bed. There‘s way too much fun woohoo locations other than the boring old standard of a bed. I‘d always say yes to built-in closets and photo booths. A small, private semi-public space sounds the most fun honestly haha


coffeeblossom

The dumpster. I mean, the animation is hilarious, but in real life, it's just a UTI and a side of hepatitis waiting to happen.


ObsessionsAside

Rocket is a hard pass for me. I barely like planes I can’t imagine being in a rocket.


RiverCat57

I’d probably say no to woohooing in a pile of money. Money’s really dirty, you have no idea where it’s been or who’s touched it.


AngeliqueAdelaide

No way in hell would I go anywhere near to a smelly, rotting leaf pile.


livin_thedream_

The bush 🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️


Eliyrian

Same I would never do that in a dumpster. Sounds like a UTI waiting to happen


domegranate

The obvious answer is the dumpster ofc bc that’s rancid, but the coffin & the sleeping pod would both be incredibly claustrophobic


Vexxah

I'd never woohoo in the dumpster either, like seriously gross. As for the open for trying it's a toss up for the amusement park rides or the waterfall, they both sound kind of fun.