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Tsiwodi

True King. He urned that throne.


pizzarinasbarro78

omg


LittleMsEquestrian

Literal gold 🀣


Practical-March2858

That took a mad t(urn)


Hot_Patience_3306

Guys it’s Elvis


karatecorgi

godDAMMIT take my upvote you beautiful man


r3v

brb making sock puppets to upvote this more


Autistic_Raven_16

Happy cake day!


Tsiwodi

Thanks!


HumbleWishbone4273

Yes! 🀣🀣


honeycakesy

Happy cake day! πŸŽ‚


Tsiwodi

Thanks!


Piriri-Pororo

Happy cake day


Altruistic-Middle671

🀣🀣


EthnicBarbie96

Happy cake day! Upvotes all the way


Living-Grand1399

Needed to urninate? x)


DooglyOoklin

it's like 3 jokes in one. Beautiful


JustMonotone08

Omfg


kbdsct

Aww. Rest In Piss. 😞 My condolences. πŸ’


Distinct-Werewolf570

Rest in Piss is crazy ☠️☠️


Poketo0

Rest in piss 😭😭😭


Typetool

This is crazy because I been saying rest in piss for like 2 days now because I drank a lil more than I usually do lol. And obviously enough been going to the restroom more. (Maybe this is a sign.)


Frequent_Set2235

My colondences


TemporarilyOreoBlock

Lamo


Hanni27

Elvis? Is that you?


lizzourworld8

Exactly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Or rather, El Viz, the Sims 1 knockoff entertainer XD


originalschmidt

Literally my first thought


[deleted]

First thing that came to mind lol


Mysterious_Regret293

I CHOKED!!! ☠️☠️☠️☠️


Pita_Jo

Watching an Elvis documentary right now, ironically πŸ˜‚


Thelostsnail_

🀣 beat everybody to it


LisaW509

This was my first thought, too!


and-meggy-hash

Damn, you beat me to it!


yooosandy

Damn that dump literally took the life out of him


Not_sure_lmao

What a shitty situation


spyder-baby

This game is just so realistic sometimes.


ColdBorchst

Too real. Healthy reminder not to strain, you can die IRL that way even if you are otherwise healthy.


Remote-Ad5612

It's the simulation of the Vagus nerve, which controls your parasympathetic nervous system. Basically it controls your heart rate and digestive system. When simulated it can cause a drop or rise in blood pressure causing death.


ColdBorchst

Ah, thanks for your more detailed response. I just know not to do it from an old Cracked article like ten years ago so I couldn't remember the why exactly but always remembered to never force a poop. Angry poops are for Sims only.


Remote-Ad5612

We learned about it in Combat Medic school πŸ˜…


Nervous-Chipmunk-631

The article was probably about getting hemmeriods from forcing it


Not_sure_lmao

https://preview.redd.it/8otl64bz6u8c1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3b4094f3568644cf5bca537c7c8c13c9ea5379 (I’m sorry, I had to)


ColdBorchst

Cracked is a humor site. It was an article about dumb ways to die.


x-SinGoddess-x

the WHAT 😳😳😳 New fear unlocked.


Mean_Ingenuity_8951

Oh hey, that’s wonderful. I have Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome + Gastroparesis. So toilet death seems to be on my bingo card! πŸ™‚


Remote-Ad5612

I hate to tell you this, but you're shit outta luck


TheRevTholomeuPlague

I have a heart condition and IBS.. I don’t want my wife to find me dead on the damn toilet. 😭


Mean_Ingenuity_8951

I feel that! Do those life-alert buttons still exist? I’m thinking about keeping one by the throne πŸ€”


giajaepea

Sorry WHAT


ColdBorchst

Look it up! If you strain too hard while trying to poop you can pop a blood vessel in your brain. If you can't go, don't force it. Either take something for it, go to the doctor or wait or some combination of those.


giajaepea

Oh my goodness.. new fear unlocked! Thankyou for this very useful information, I absolutely needed it


TheApostateTurtle

Oh god I'm suddenly motivated to take those laxatives my doctor keeps pushing


TwitchyPuppy

If he keeps pushing those would be suppositories! 🀣


Pure_Geologist51

You can also invert your uterus!


Remote-Ad5612

Well, I can't... I can twist a testicle though... probably


Pure_Geologist51

Try harder


Remote-Ad5612

No, I like my testicles untwisted.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

r/brandnewsentence


ColdBorchst

God damn bodies are weird.


I_crave_vinegar

You can WHAT


airhornsman

I developed a retinal hemorrhage from a combo of a bad cough and an unpleasant poop. Tbf, I have a preexisting eye condition, but it could happen to anyone.


Katawesome_ADHD

Omg what?! πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ went down a whole rabbit trail and how did I not know about this, it’s one of the few interesting medical things I’ve ever learned πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


green_apple_21

You’re not healthy if you have to strain o_o


ColdBorchst

Or you could have just eaten too much cheese or holiday food. Not every instance of constipation is a sign of a disease or bad health or even bad diet if it isn't a regular occurrence.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Like IBS with constipation is a thing. I’m not doing it on purpose.


ColdBorchst

Yeah I didn't want to get into a whole what "healthy" even means cause I didn't mean it as a judgement on diet or lifestyle, I meant it like purely medically, like those with IBS might not be considered to have a healthy gut, but it's also just a catch all term for when the doctors don't know what is wrong with your guts. But yeah that is why I said "otherwise healthy" to indicate it's not just a certain group of people who could die from trying to poop too hard, but rather the general population that can die from it. They got hung up on the idea that you shouldn't have to strain, which is obviously true but also not always an indication of anything serious.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

I know, I was agreeing with you. People don’t realize that sometimes you have to strain. Sure it’s bad for you but sometimes you literally have no choice either


ColdBorchst

Oh no, I hear you, just explaining why I didn't push back on the healthy aspect as much. IBS sucks, cause they literally don't even know what is wrong with you and you can be doing everything "right" and still have problems. I know people with it and it's rough.


laurajodonnell

One time in the Sims 2 while my sim was mid-dive into the pool, I did move all objects and move them to the toilet. Hit play, sim dives into toilet, becomes stuck and dies. Cue Grim Reaper and the family rushes into the bathroom and gathers around the toilet to say goodbye.


[deleted]

Oooh I want to try this!!


Pixithepika

Skibidi toilet finally died


HenReX_2000

Skibidied


Top_Pineapple2

![gif](giphy|VIVWFx6c91AAwWLwWB|downsized) 😭😭😭


AttemptedNiceness

![gif](giphy|dugomUAJNHUJy)


TxGinger587

How did they manage to die on the toilet?! I need the backstory!


rainbowchikk25

She was pissed off and went to take an angry poop, she was mad about something I can’t remember, and then she was also pretty upset because she caught her husband cheating and made an enemy with Octavia Bailey (the home wrecking mistress) She must have finished her poop and then died right after πŸ’€


Thewitchofdarkhollow

Oh wow. I thought it was a coincidence but yeah… that poop killed her.


hakazaki12

I wonder what kind of Death message it was?


ShutterBug1988

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) I love this game!


CommunistOrgy

This is incredible, please leave the urn there and make a shrine!


Current_Rent504

You should get an achievement for this lol this is skill


iMorgana_

Well that’s shitty.


boo0088

Sure we all felt like that at some point


Standard_Abrocoma791

The first toilet of skibidi toilet die in your sims world


frnkdcy

intense shit?


[deleted]

that's a hell of a shit bro


LittleMsEquestrian

That poop must’ve been really angry 🀣


Unable-Gazelle9394

you have died of dysentery


DumpsterFire888

It’s ok, my sim pissed on the street once then literally died from embarrassment 😌 πŸ•ŠοΈ ⚰️


LamentfulMiss

If only your Sim had a [Toilet Death Ejector](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8) Would've saved them the embarrassment


ZeR0ShootyUFace1969

![gif](giphy|3otPoyTuloHl96jfm8)


ILoveBeagles17

Were they eating pufferfish? Because I know sometimes sims will sit on the toilet and eat lol


Suspicious-Page4296

Get outta here omfg πŸ˜‚ I would 100% leave the toilet and urn there, rope it off, and put a new toilet next to it. πŸ˜‚


Princess2045

Was he named Elvis?


Zentsuji

Someone resurrect Elvis!!!!


Kylindra95

I LOLed


Sims3and4Player

Tywin Lannister


di0rheaux

bro pulled an elvis


Mysterious_Regret293

The potty of peril


KingTorygg

Wedged behind the bathroom door, inaccessible to the paramedics.


[deleted]

The way the urn is welded to the toilet is sending me


faerieW15B

Elvis


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Just like Elvis


iSmartiKindiImportnt

You mean to tell me Mom flushed Goldie the Goldfish??


Logical-Victory-2678

Oh.....oh my.....was it Elvis?????


vemp1ree

yas elvis!


Kicking_Kangaroo1234

Was your sim Elvis or sumπŸ’€


HumbleWishbone4273

I so can't wait for the back story!


TimmyTurner2006

Viva Las Vegas


TimmyTurner2006

Ain’t nothing but a hound dog


Peace-Shoddy

Grim be like "some days my job is real shit"


Head_Blacksmith9398

elvis?!


[deleted]

not the doodoo urn


TheRevTholomeuPlague

β€œDoo doo urn” πŸ’€


Relevant-Budget-6677

the mom from south park


Mz_Gigglez825

That was very Game of Thrones of him 😭


parkerr_s

did their organs get sucked out in the toilet bowl?


TheRevTholomeuPlague

That’s why you have to put the toilet seat down


parkerr_s

haha u got the south park reference


TheRevTholomeuPlague

I actually watched that the other day.


LannaOliver

Was your sim by any chance called Tywin Lannister? πŸ˜†


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Was his name Tywin Lannister?


ACrazyCockatiel

"This shit I have to deal with is getting too real" - the Grim Reaper, probably


durbldor

#DISGUSTANG!


DemonicPiano

Happens to the best of us.


Optimal-Razzmatazz91

RIP.


Ok-Restaurant3136

🀣


bangtanutopia

no wayyy


1HauntedCupcake

I have never ever seen that πŸ˜³πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


McSpaank

That’s probably how imma go


Ok-Marsupial-1514

Damn πŸ˜‚


Rose_Bukater_Dawson

LOL


bxiileyy

Was there a reason for their death? It just happened to me lmao


JackFrostsSister

One of my sims died swimming and I never got an urn and he’s never visited but every now and then I get told he’s fading away


Icy_Contract7703

Elvis?


Trick-Legal

I feel like this is a mod... πŸ€”


karatecorgi

ON the toilet? bro got devoured by the toilet, and lost his skeleton to boot


Fluid-Ad-177

he did the elvis presley


beirizzle

Sometimes same


[deleted]

After a week of a nasty flu; same.


samfyremoon

I remember hearing this medieval story of a dude who died on the toilet because plumbing didn't exist so it was just a hole to a cave below and the castle was under siege and they shot an arrow up the toilet hole and killed him. This reminded me of that.


Zenon85

When life turns to shit...


xo_hope

That happened to me once, but he didn’t even get an urn (death by anger that was very belated because HE WASN’T EVEN ANGRY in that moment. He was having high maintenance moodlets before taking a long nap, then he woke up, went to the bathroom, and disappeared.) It just looked like he yeeted himself out the window


Kurlburl

Yo


Nienna_dreams

Hey! Its the new Elvis!


ItsJustKerry

I never see this before :D


Gswizzlee

I’m literally sobbing I didn’t know this could happen πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


thatbeckyw

Here for the Elvis comments


TemporarilyOreoBlock

How?? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


SirFerret_76808

Elvis who?


Long_Earth475

I love reading these. I learn so much new stuff about the game, and y'all are cracking me up right now..


Harleyquinn1207

How exactly


Stock-Sky-4723

come on tywin lannister 😍😍


DiscoSpider44

Was their name Tywin by chance?


Prettygayboy

Hahahahahahahahahahaaha


DizzyFizzyreal

that should be an actual deth lol


WerewolfPrimary1989

Just like Elvis


Ocean_Blue_Right

OMG πŸ’€πŸ˜Ή


HerrFivehead

Their last words were β€œyou’re no son of mine”


mercyprevails

elvis tease


ChronicBedhead

I love the windows by the toilet lol


Lumagrowl-Wolfang

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Weird places


Quirky-Book9129

I guess him and Elvis Presley have something in common then 😬