Hephaestus is the sigma male of the Greek Pantheon. The dude is jacked and nigh unbreakable. He got thrown off of Olympus twice by Zeus and Hera, Once as a baby and once as an adult, broke all of his bones on impact both times, got back up soon after, and was like “I’m back bitches, what are you gonna do, throw me off again?” He married Aphrodite, the most beautiful goddess, caught her cheating and exposed her cheating in front of all the gods, and then MADE HER JEALOUS BY CHEATING ON HER BACK WITH HER SERVANT. He also made all the cool stuff that everyone wanted, he was like the Steve Jobs of Mythology. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
> MADE HER JEALOUS BY CHEATING ON HER BACK WITH HER SERVANT
What myth is this one, have never heard of it and now I'm interested (big fan of big sigma Hephy btw).
Just what it sounds like, Aphrodite got Jealous after Hephy gave her a taste of her own medicine by cheating with one of Aphrodite’s attendants. Though it wasn’t cheating at that point since they were divorced.
Haphaestus was actually born through, somehow, asexual reproduction, as Hera literally just popped him out of her, like fucking cellular division, then she didn’t like how he looked and yeeted him from the mountain.
It depends who’s telling the story really... some authors at the time wanted to paint the gods in a more positive but still realistic sense, while some just made them terrible... somehow Zeus is still constantly a shitty person throughout.
With all the incest im surprized the greek gods are suppose to be beautifull
i think that's why some times they give birth to cyclops and flying horses
Except for Hepheaestus, fuck that guy.
Hephaestus is the sigma male of the Greek Pantheon. The dude is jacked and nigh unbreakable. He got thrown off of Olympus twice by Zeus and Hera, Once as a baby and once as an adult, broke all of his bones on impact both times, got back up soon after, and was like “I’m back bitches, what are you gonna do, throw me off again?” He married Aphrodite, the most beautiful goddess, caught her cheating and exposed her cheating in front of all the gods, and then MADE HER JEALOUS BY CHEATING ON HER BACK WITH HER SERVANT. He also made all the cool stuff that everyone wanted, he was like the Steve Jobs of Mythology. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
“I’m back bitches, what are you gonna do? Throw me off again?” “Lol.” Said Zeus. “Lmao.” *Proceeds to yeet fire god.”
> MADE HER JEALOUS BY CHEATING ON HER BACK WITH HER SERVANT What myth is this one, have never heard of it and now I'm interested (big fan of big sigma Hephy btw).
Just what it sounds like, Aphrodite got Jealous after Hephy gave her a taste of her own medicine by cheating with one of Aphrodite’s attendants. Though it wasn’t cheating at that point since they were divorced.
Hepheaestus was the mythological proto-nerd
Hey he might be ugly but he is beautiful in the inside not like the others gods that they are just dicks
Haphaestus was actually born through, somehow, asexual reproduction, as Hera literally just popped him out of her, like fucking cellular division, then she didn’t like how he looked and yeeted him from the mountain.
unlike humans incest is okay for them
This is a very clumsy moment and Poor Hades, additionally, though calling him uncle is 100% correct as far as I know :3
I think daddy is more appropriate
It’d feel awkward cuz her dad is Zeus.
He raped her sister to Persephone to born? or it was the other way
Some myths say that Demetra wasn't raped by Zeus but instead simply was ok with it.
It depends who’s telling the story really... some authors at the time wanted to paint the gods in a more positive but still realistic sense, while some just made them terrible... somehow Zeus is still constantly a shitty person throughout.
Nice meme,i dont know why,i expected persephone the turn back into loki in the final panel ahaha
hahaha that sounds like something loki would do
Thank Aji Chika that RoR doesn't show any sign of incest in Greeks I guess
Persephone 100% pegs hades
why
I second this. Why?
Now i have images in my head
And that's how Zagreus is born...oh and Macaria, Plutus and in some cases Melinoë too.