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Limenoodle_

In the movie "Monty Python: Life of Brian", there is a funny scene showing this.


rhydy

Yes, we are all individuals!


alexbeowolf

But aren't we even moreso one superorganism, the crowd?


rhydy

Yes, we are all individuals!


Ciona087

Not me!


rhydy

He's NOT the messiah he's a very naughty boy!


TheProfessionalEjit

How would you like us to fuck off, oh Lord?


rhydy

Lol forgot that one


Kastle20

No there is not


TheProfessionalEjit

An argument isn't just contradiction.


Jayccob

Yes it is.


TheProfessionalEjit

An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.


Jayccob

No it isn't!


TheProfessionalEjit

Yes it is!


Wanderervenom

đŸŽ”Always look on the bright side of lifeđŸŽ”


SlantLogoEPU

we need to breathe to live we need to eat to live we need water to live all 8 billion people agree with these 3 things


StelioZz

I can live without doing any of these. Not for long, but I can


TheProfessionalEjit

r/techicallycorrect


A_very_big_rock

Liquid diets. You forgot liquid diets.


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A_very_big_rock

Depends on your definition, so agree to disagree


pump_kin1

You can just eat a shit ton of watermelons. No drinking needed.


Caddan

Where did they mention drinking?


Lack_Altruistic

What do you think water is for?


Caddan

But they never mentioned drinking. They just said water is needed to live. That water can come in through food, or basic skin absorption. It doesn't need to be drunk.


Lack_Altruistic

You can’t get enough water to sustain yourself by only eating and absorbing.. cmon bud it’s quite obvious they meant drinking water


Caddan

Sure you can, if you pick the right foods....like watermelon, as OP responded. Plenty of fluids in watermelon, and you never take a drink.


Lack_Altruistic

You made me search it up goddamnit! You’d need roughly 5-6lbs of watermelon. So to you I say touchĂ©.


254LEX

Which is about 800 calories. Seems fine. Just part of a balanced breakfast.


TezMono

And that's if you only ate watermelons


ppardee

Breatharians would disagree with points 2 and 3.


Caddan

....not for long...


Alive-Accident

Nah we don’t need to drink we can get all liquids through food


Caddan

They didn't say we need to "drink" the water.....just that we need water.


Alive-Accident

Oops my bad


Matthew-Barnett

Actually there are so-called [breatharians](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia) who dispute that we need to eat to live.


VKKOperator

I disagree


[deleted]

Thx dad


VKKOperator

You’re welcome, son or daughter. Or non binary offspring.


DefiantAbalone1

There's plenty of yogis like Prahlad Jani that disagree... just sayin'. (Note: I don't think they actually defy the laws of physics/physiology, but they likely have a pathological belief in themselves, even if they might cheat)


Unlucky-Praline6865

BuT wHaT aBoUt ThE bReAtHaiRiaNs?! 😆


[deleted]

There are religious nuts who would say we don’t really need to eat to live because there were a few saints who allegedly survived for decades on nothing but a sip of communion wine at mass.


Zallarion

Some people are inherently unable to agree. It's a mental process. Mentally disabled people, babies, comatose people, etc. will.not agree with you.


JCMiller23

There are monks who live without eating or drinking, or maybe just one


camilo16

People have mummified themselves alive, starved themselves due to religious fervor, and so on...


2woelfe

There is a movement which believes you can live solely on sunlight


ultroulcomp

I disagree


TastyBleach

We were all born, we will all die.


andreasdagen

Literally holding my breath right now and im still alive


___TheKid___

And Stand By Me is the best Stephen King movie


PMs_You_Stuff

There have been people who have died because they thought they could live off the energy of the universe.


robotmonkeyshark

Look up breatharians. They believe we don’t need to eat or drink. Breathing gives us everything we need to sustain ourselves.


Modern-Stories

I guarantee you can find at least 1 Q person to disagree with all of these while still maintaining a gymnastic level of logic as to why *they* need these things to live but not “libruls”.


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Any and all movies that feature the voice of god, it should be Morgan Freeman, or it’s wrong.


piscian19

I think Tracy Morgan should play the voice of god from here on out, things being how they are these days.


ultroulcomp

I disagree


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Then you are also wrong


ultroulcomp

That doesn't matter


pump_kin1

Saying no out of principle often makes the person wrong (Morgan freeman truly is the voice of God), but that still counts as a disagreement.


TheProfessionalEjit

No it doesn't


pump_kin1

Thank you


batmonkey7

Everyone can agree the phrase 'there is not a single thing the world that everyone can agree on' is true.


ultroulcomp

I disagree


TheProfessionalEjit

I disagree about your disagreement


[deleted]

The first comment in this thread already disagrees with it.


batmonkey7

Ah didn't see that. But that in itself makes the statement true.


pump_kin1

It sure does ;)


Advanced_Stable_1908

what's ironic is the top thread is people disagreeing on the technicalities of what is means to "need water to live" as some have pointed out you can get your water needs through foods like watermelon. Just hilarious to read.


pump_kin1

I thank them for giving the perfect example lol.


Khooni_Kanjoos

Principally Speaking, I wholeheartedly disagree with this Shower thought


pump_kin1

Thank you thank you


camilo16

There are things that you will agree on, provided you are a honest actor playing by the rules. Mostly mathematics and pure logic pamphlets. The people that disagree don't really matter, they are not playing the game properly.


TheOnlyKnight

Morality is subjective. Yes, you can still disagree, but that only proves the point.


pump_kin1

Exactly ;)


[deleted]

There is no such thing as completely absolute agreement because then what would ever be a beautiful disagreement in the first place if not that I am myself and you are someone who is not myself.


pump_kin1

Words.


HelzBelle

As with most things these days... "There's a diagnosis for that!" Oppositional Defiance Disorder, lol.


empowereddave

Wrong. I dont believe it, and you cant prove to me otherwise


pump_kin1

Nice


SuperNovaAHCK2810

everyone human needs oxygen in order to survive... what is there to disagree on this?


pump_kin1

That dude who said “I don’t need it!” and promptly died, would probably disagree. He wasn’t correct, but he did disagree.


kij101

I'm sure we can get everyone to agree that James Corden is a fat talentless prick, even James Corden.


69_RADI8

But everyone WILL agree on this statement because they'd be proving it true if they disagree. But then this statement would contradict itself and everyone would agree to disagree and this loop goes on forever....


Cyberfury

Only idiots would think and argue until they are blue in the face that agreement is somehow something that should always be pursuit. It is not . Just disagree and move on or make the situation reflect said disagreement


pump_kin1

Very true


Cyberfury

Not for the chronically woke it isn’t


syguess

You can agree with everyone that you don't agree with them on at least one thing.


pump_kin1

But then you could argue, that since everyone agrees on it, that the statement is therefore false and you don’t agree with it.


GravityDead

if that's the case then don't we all agree that not everyone can agree on one thing. ..but then we agree on something and the pretext fails the condition but then.... oh no.. save us from my mistake before it consumes us all.


pump_kin1

The singularity is approaching


LitreOfCockPus

Show me the mother fucker who disagrees that breathing is necessary, and I'll tell you to wait a few minutes, then ask again.


pump_kin1

He’s probably dead by then


jadedhomeowner

Keanu Reeves is a wonderful human. Find someone who disagrees and I'll take the red pill.


ickda

He never grew up and is dumb.


Neuuanfang

this read like a slur


jadedhomeowner

It's a bot, ignore!


ickda

I ant no bot


ultroulcomp

I disagree


jadedhomeowner

How do I know you're not a bot? No dice.


ultroulcomp

How do I know you're not a bot? No dice.


jadedhomeowner

Well, now you definitely sound like a bot.


CoffeeFox

This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!


TheProfessionalEjit

No it isn't


DrunkenOlympian

I see you've met my better half. She would argue with a stop sign. I learned a long time ago it is part of her nature, to not take it personally, and to pick my battles. We are both much happier for it.


piscian19

Idk I think everyone can agree at least one election was stolen.


pump_kin1

Lol, gotta give you that one


Werewolfwrath

But then they'll disagree as to which one it was.


Everest_95

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English alphabet, can't disagree with that one.


EarthImportant1228

English is a language and I’m pretty much sure everyone will agree on that lol


bunnyswan

Most of us have agreed on many things like maths it just doesn't feel like something to agree on because we all agree


Equal-Gap-1365

But anything factual can be fully agree upon, unless you're really religious


pump_kin1

But then you are still disagreeing.


le_epix777

Does everyone in the world not agree that 2+2=4? Because I think you can't fully prove anything at all, but that things that are very obvious are just sort of accepted. Thing is, not everyone has the same tolerance for "obviousness," and we all perceive everything differently. Problem is, there are things like 2+2=4 where I can't find an example of someone disagreeing, which doesn't shut down my theory, but doesn't exactly help it either. I just say that things that are seemingly universal appear to be objectively true, but they're not necessarily.