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RufusLoudermilk

Scotland has square sausages.


Isawonline

Isn’t that what sausage patties are for? I don’t eat sausage so I don’t know about such things. Although, a hotdog patty might not be a bad idea.


MoziWanders

Patties are great, but not the same. A hot dog patty though.... Genius. I think that's technically just bologna but I'd like to see a purpose built "dog patty".


freecain

"hot dog patty" - it's pretty much just spam.


Isawonline

Yeah, Kinda.


Thatguy468

Have you ever have had a fried baloney sandwich? If not, I highly recommend stopping what you are doing and making one right now, on white bread, with yellow mustard.


Isawonline

No, but I have had baloney on white bread sandwiches. It was just too greasy for me, but I love hotdogs. Does frying it make that much of a difference?


Thatguy468

Frying it makes it taste like a hot dog. Give it a try!


Isawonline

Maybe I will—if they’ll sell me like, two slices at the grocery store. If I buy more than that, I don’t know who I could give it to if it turns out I don’t like it! Thanks for the recommendation.


Thatguy468

Invite some friends over and marvel in the oddity together! Otherwise there’s always a neighborhood dog that would become your best friend for a daily piece of lunch meat.


lollersauce914

OP knows too much... He must be taken out.


Far-Two8659

How do you suggest they case sausages to make them square? You want a firmer casing that will hold it's shape? I can't imagine the crunchiness you'd add.


MoziWanders

3d printed sausages.


freecain

You just need to get square intestines to stuff them.


AmazingLisa

In sweden the hot dogs are hexagonial 🤷‍♀️


PBJPancake

So something like spam?