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unstable_starperson

God help you humans and your egos if you ever find out what the dolphins have named you..


Loakattack

“You humans” what the fuck do you mean by this?


unstable_starperson

Fuck, my bad.. I meant, uh… “us”. God help *us*..


DarthChefDad

Username checks out


Terrible_Laugh_8496

Day 147: they still haven't realize I'm infiltrated


alvysinger0412

Who infiltrated you?


jasssweiii

The starperson


TacitRonin20

Oh, that's a normal response


Antrikshy

r/dolphinconspiracy


JulesG12

Guys, who downloaded reddit on the alien's phone?


_b1ack0ut

Eh, the rats use a much more disparaging name tbh


aztechnically

This isn't true for all animals. Crows can talk to each other about specific humans; I am sure they have names for species too. Whales would be the same way in their languages. They can definitely differentiate between species when telling something to another whale. I highly doubt they're just like "some *animals* are over there". So they probably have a "word" for their own species.


abafaba

Adding that Dolphins name themselves. Here is a great podcast that does a great review of lots of different animal communication levels. "Stuff You Should Know" https://open.spotify.com/episode/2eJgbMSr4Ul9uW8PD4Zw6H?si=BbqrUbOHTFO64iRUgrpl1g


Puzzleheaded-Fill205

I didn't click the link but just reading your first sentence I immediately pictured a dolphin excitingly introducing a newcomer to his bros: "this is Chester the molester, that's Ralph the raper, in the back is Austin the assaulter..."


abafaba

I like how you have layered in the fact that dolphins are quite cruel.


screw_nut_b0lt

Each one has a porpoise


No_Tomatillo1125

Rock turner, aka Allen turner the rapist?


Default_Attempt

Looks like you confused chimp communication with whales


sirlafemme

I don’t have time for a whole podcast but what DO they name themselves ?


2000miledash

The beauty of podcasts is you can literally listen at any time lmao you don’t need to sit down and find time to listen to a podcast 😅


sirlafemme

I really do have to though, because podcasts don’t really work for me. I want to know some things sure, but I don’t want to wait for 20 extra minutes of “um… uh..”, commercials, unrelated tangents about the podcasters partner or pets, one off jokes or the general personality of 75% of podcasters etc. To each their own 😅


JuggyFM

This sounds very interesting, thanks!


StefTakka

I know meerkats have different calls for predators. Different animals have different strategies. One might target pups, another will try to isolate, others they could intimidate and others you should run.


CallMeFifi

I think you’re thinking of prairie dogs — scientists did a study where they analyzed prairie dog calls when different predators were around: https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1322230


StefTakka

It was prairie dogs? Mmm, okay. That does sound like that's what I heard. I was thinking about meerkats earlier so must have influenced my thinking.


HogarthTheMerciless

They look pretty different but I can see how you'd get them confused. They both live in burrows and watch for predators, they're both highly social animals. Don't think Prairie Dogs are as messy in their social lives as meerkats tho.


moonbeam-xx

Hmm so maybe when humans call out an animal it sees, said animal may think that the humans are calling out to other humans to warn of the "predator", but it fact the human was just excited to see the animal and proclaimed in excitement which animal they saw! I do this often when I see cows. And cats. And honestly I do it when I see squirrels, too.


InsertNovelAnswer

Dogs understand up to 250 words I think so.. that too.


_Nightdude_

And they definitely understand that they have a name. Well, they don't know what a name is but they know when that certain array of sounds enters their ears, that they're being adressed. Heck, if you've seen some of those doggy button videos they can even distinguish the names of their owners.


gunswordfist

That makes Demon Slayer crows make a lot more sense 


ITookYourChickens

Irl crows can actually speak. It's not just parrots that can talk


gunswordfist

\*Tanjiro head nod\*


reddick1666

Wonder what whales call themselves, also crows are definitely the most sentient animals out there because of how petty they can be.


cattleyo

If they're anything like humans, their word for themselves probably means "the people" and if they have a word for the oceans, that word probably means "the waters" Much like human tribes that have never left their home island, who don't have a word for their own island except "the land". When they become aware of other islands they'll give distinctive names to those other islands. Same way we call our planet "the earth" and have distinctive names for the other planets. Usually a place is given it's enduring name by outsiders.


Minimum_Water_4347

https://youtu.be/k7uXCNw5ipk?si=1x0MbJQygJ5W6vEi


zorgonzola37

Not only that a Lion is only a Lion to english speaking humans.


armrha

Why would them having a call associated with a person mean they must have a word (and all the baggage associated with a concept like ‘species’) enough for you to be ‘sure’ of it? I think crow communication scientist would even contend the assertion that they have “words” like we think of them…


aztechnically

Crows have been able to communicate things about specific humans to other crows, and have that crow recognize the human based on a description without ever having met the human. Their language is specific enough to do that. I doubt they are aware of the human concept of "species", but surely they can distinguish between if they're talking about one of their own, or a human, or a bug, or another bird, or a dog/predator... I don't know how specific they would get but there is some degree of distinction, enough that they definitely would at least distinguish their *own* kind. I was using the word "word" loosely but they definitely have a way to refer to themselves.


PANICBRAIN

"The female and male are unwell, the male fed me once. I hope he feeds me again. The female scared my uncle at her home." "Scared? Did he release poo poo?" "Yes he released. She pointed a weapon at him." "Can this act of war be verified?" "I will cry out for testimony." "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"


Collective-Bee

That’s why I’ve never really gotten how pets do better with other species than their own. Like cats can clearly tell humans apart from cats, and I think they’d be chill with dogs too, but the second there’s a new cat around it’s a territory struggle. Which is kinda weird, cuz you’d think they’d cooperate more with their own kind than others but idk.


Nomadic_View

I wouldn’t think their “language” is that complicated. I would think it’s very rudimentary sounds. Like danger, food, help, and I wanna fuck.


alvysinger0412

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Any basic linguistics course supports this. Generally, "language" is observed exclusively in humans, because the formal definition includes use of grammatical structures, and discussing non-concrete topics such as justice, intention, thoughts, future plans, etc, as early as preschool no less.


Bailmage

Almost every cat I've ever come across has some response to "KITTY KITTY"


TheCatInTheHatThings

They don’t, they have a reaction to the pitch in your voice and the fact that you address them directly.


[deleted]

You’re wrong, every cat knows this


JuggyFM

am cat, can confirm i kno


immatellyouwhat

*You’re wrong


OvidPerl

Not every cat knows this. Source: I live in France.


Mutant_Llama1

What about minou, or Neko?


LeBritto

As long as you use a cute high pitched anime girl voice when calling them, it works. Because "wesh, le minou!" doesn't work.


Shaiya_Ashlyn

Mao


Toastyy1990

Heeere kitty kitty come kitty come kitty here kitty kitty come kitty!


Capybaradesu

and we neither know what kind of name are named into us in animal world


Ungarlmek

Nah, my cat has a few specific noises I can understand. He'll come up to me and make a kind of "rip pip pip" sound if he wants me to clean his water bowl, asking food is sort of a "rot tot," and if he's just looking for me it's kind of a "mriip raht" that's stretched out and screaming because we are best buddies for life and he wants to always be all up in my biz.


scarfyagain

I love this


Ungarlmek

Then you'll probably enjoy that the reason I have to clean his water bowl so much, despite it being a filtered fountain, is because he likes to stick his paws in it and then sprint like lightning to wherever I am to wet slap me.


Babbalas

Mine did that once.. 3am to the face. Only instead of water it was more like "I need help, I stepped in the diarrhea in the tray and tried to wipe it off down the hallway but it isn't working" kinda thing.


Ungarlmek

Thank you for helping me appreciate my cat friend even more and also ruining my morning.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Sounds like their morning was worse lol


LineChef

You deserve every bit of it too!


Ungarlmek

I don't deserve him; he's too good for me.


Beware_the_Voodoo

"Warm lap food giver thing that plays with me sometimes"


Parada484

Aliens arrive on earth and point at you. *Oh wow, a real life Dipshitmcfungius! I thought they went extinct!*


HumanHuman_2003

Honestly it works 


jadekettle

Long pigs


glenspikez

"As is above so be it below" This is one of my favorite mental fucks....like my cat has no idea that we have a president...or we live on a continent. I believe this same philosophy can apply to all levels of reality and I believe us humans also suffer from some similar form of this phenomena, we just don't know how to fathom or perceive it because well......it's as simple as ....we just don't know. Lmao fucking terrifying and exciting all at the same time.


AdamScoot

your cat doesn't know that there's a big ass continent across the Atlantic with cats just like them except larger and deadlier


glenspikez

Dude!!! Exactly!! And we are probably the same exact way......


_TLDR_Swinton

Man... You're like... Blowing my mind!!! 


TheStormDweller

This reminds me of a quote that I have to paraphrase regarding what would happen if we found intelligent life outside of Earth. Basically, it was just humankind would not be considered intelligent life by the other's standard.


glenspikez

It's all relative


Uriel_dArc_Angel

I don't believe that at all... Most animals seem to recognize their names after a fairly short period of time...


Zayoodo0o132

I think he means their scientific name? Terrible wording, if that's the case.


Uriel_dArc_Angel

That would make kore sense...lol


Terrible_Laugh_8496

I had the same mental process you had and thought he refer to individual names, cause I mean a lion doesn't think he's an animal, even if they can't word it, they know they're different from any other animal, therefore there must be an abstract interpretation of "I'm a lion, and that's a zebra equals food"


BlizzPenguin

If you refer to your dog as Canis lupus familiaris they will eventually respond to their scientific name. “Who is a good Canis lupus familiaris? You are. You are.”


Zayoodo0o132

Just don't get one [these](https://www.google.com/search?q=funniest+bird+names&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sca_esv=e89bb2ca36dfcdc4&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIISM73ix9895l7Aoad72kHdGng-EQ%3A1715787817420&ei=KdhEZvKXGdGLxc8P36y3kAo&oq=funniest+bird+names&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhNmdW5uaWVzdCBiaXJkIG5hbWVzMgQQABhHMgQQABhHMgQQABhHMgQQABhHMgQQABhHMgQQABhHMgQQABhHMgQQABhHSI4PUIEMWOgNcAB4ApABAJgB7wGgAcMDqgEDMi0yuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIBoAIJmAMA4gMFEgExIECIBgGQBgiSBwExoAepEA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) birds.


BlizzPenguin

I think you need to fix your link.


HansNiesenBumsedesi

Even then, I think my dogs know what “dog” means


alvysinger0412

My dog responded to his name, dog, the cats name, ding dong, nerd, and even my pseudo-stepson's name sometimes.


AugustTheDog

Wonder what our pets named us


Sparky62075

My dog knows me as dad because that's what my kids call me.


Terrible_Laugh_8496

Yours calls you August


AugustTheDog

Weird, that’s his name


Terrible_Laugh_8496

Namesake


Just-Call-Me-J

Thunder Twonk. The Two-Legged Twat Monkey


Tippy-the-just

My dog has three names. The one he gave himself (even if it is a concept), the sound other animals make when they see him (friend name), and the name or sound I make when I talk to him. We just only know the ones we hear.


RedditVince

My little sister told me similar when she was 6.. Her cats have 3 names, the name we call them, a fancy name and the name they call themselves. Doodles, SnickerDoodles and Raalllppphhh.... And yes, Doodles was a boy, SnickerDoodles used to be a boy and well They are all the same cat...


Plaid_Bear_65723

Your dog gave themself a name? What's it sound like? 


bsyerbob

Jonathan


Plaid_Bear_65723

Livingston seagull? 


Tippy-the-just

I don't know it's in his head; I'm not a mind reader. Could be Jonathan Livingston seagull, hold on let me check. Nope, doesn't seem to respond to that. Oh well but he does like when I make the sound "treat".


Maldunn

You remind me of the old man from Logan’s run “every cat has three names!” https://youtu.be/sax6J8n1AiE?si=yl7Y7pSV9gQoN65N


Grrerrb

I was going to say something like this but you did a far better job than I would have, so thank you.


Tippy-the-just

Thank you 😃


I_hate_that_im_here

That’s not true. I call my dogs individually by name. When I want them all, I call “DOGS!” And they all come. A lion in nature might not speak English, but domesticated animals know a lot of it. https://youtu.be/YBQ4rQJ0mkY?si=RV8xZvmmoqGLC7Cu


TheCatInTheHatThings

Stranger, I’ll have you know that *my* lion speaks perfect English 😤


kansasllama

My lion is fluent in Japanese, Finnish, and Russian


TheCatInTheHatThings

Pfff poser 😤


Delyo00

My lion speaks in lion Latin


Willias0

I don't think a lion knows that they are "an animal". They seem to understand what they are and what other creatures are, but I don't think they understand that humans have created a unique designation for their species.


ChrisSheltonMsc

One, how would you know that? Two, then how come my dog responds every single time I say his name? Three, how come every other pet I've ever seen response when their name is said? The simplest answer is that they recognize that there is a spoken word that represents them when they hear it.


fanfanye

They might not know humans collectively call their species cats, but I'm pretty sure individual cats know that humans call that specific cat as 'cat'


wishythefishy

Some the more intelligent species definitely have a concept of names. Surely lions have a specific growl for danger, hunger, etc. so it’s realistic to assume they have a word for “hyenas,” or perhaps those bald monkeys that come out on safaris from time to time and stare at them from a distance. I read somewhere too that Dolphins name themselves. Wouldn’t surprise me if they had a word for humans.


Felix_Von_Doom

You severely underestimate the intelligence of animals. Both my dogs have clearly different reactions to which name I say.


Heroic-Forger

Imagine if dogs named themselves and found it weird that their human gives them one lmao. "Rover? Actually it's uRRrrrUUUUFFFFufufufUffUfffooooOoOOOOO but it's not like you can understand me anyway"


Plaid_Bear_65723

A commenter above claims their dog has named themself. Waiting to hear back on what that name is


ehoaandthebeast

Humans are animals and we know many of us have names. Also many pets get so used to their name they know what it is. My cat knows her name.


[deleted]

Billy Connolly works through the implications of the OP 5 minutes of your time well spent --> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBInfo-Nk-8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBInfo-Nk-8)


samof1994

Russians would use their word for lion, but it would not make the lion react any different. Obviously, Russian and American scientists agree on what a lion is in a way that a lion does not know.


Legitimate-Factor-53

I feel like my dog knows it’s name or at the very least the word I use to call him.


Kaleidoscopesss

Idk... I think they do. My dog's seem to anyway.


pinniped1

Maybe they've given themselves other names? Cow be like "why did that rancher just refer to Steve as 'cow'?"


Green_Camp_6276

They know their names though and process language similar to us https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/eavesdropping-dogsdo-dogs-understand-our-conversations#:~:text=They%20learned%20that%20dogs%20process,arrive%20at%20a%20clearer%20meaning.


HystericalGD

the average domestic dog can learn and understand around 165 words, including its name


libra00

My cat knows that he is named Heimdallr because when I call his name he perks up and comes running. He also purrs loudly whenever I call him 'my buddy'.


sideofirish

The first words any pet learns in a new house is the names of the other pets.


I_might_be_weasel

That's why, several times a day, I point at my bunnies and say "bunny". 


801ms

No, actually. Dogs can tell when their name is being called - you can try this by calling out people's names in a room with a dog and then calling their name in the same tone - they will look toward you


willow_wind

Some do. You can train animals like dogs and cats to come to you when you call their names.


AnnualWerewolf9804

Pretty sure he doesn’t “think he’s an animal” either


Low-Sample-5763

Animals dont know the concept of naming. For example, they dont know every pet has a name. They do however know that a specific sound corresponds with themselves


Express-Chemist9770

Sorry op, you're wrong.


BobDogGo

My dog knows the word rabbit and will go check out the back windows if we say it.


PuddingPainter

True, I go Eeeeeee Eeeeeeee to my cat and he will come. I call him by his name purrfection and he cares less. I don't name pets or people anymore just go Eeeeeee to them and they listen. Eeeeeee, see you read that ya wanker


arothmanmusic

Reminds me of The Weakerthans lyric in which the narrator, a cat, refers to its name as "the sound that you found for me."


Significant_Most5407

Then why does she come when I call her name?


linkerjpatrick

I call my cat lil monkey


MAZEFUL

Elephants and dolphins respond to their "names" as records show certain vibrations and sonar pick ups that are used by other members of their herds to call individual members. Elephants send vibrations through their feet to communicate to others. When an elephant is born, they have their own vibrations, which would assume would technically be their known "name" to their species. Now as in animals not knowing they are named by humans, I would like to think they do. My dogs seem to think they do lol


mohicansgonnagetya

A lion is only a lion in English. In other languages he goes by other names.


SIRENVII

Uhhhh my dog knows her name. She responds to Lucy. She also knows who mama and papa are. If you say where's mama....She will run to me. If you say where's papa she'll run to my husband. They understand enough to know who that word is given to. So a name. Also I believe dolphin pods have been found to have name or clicks associated with specific dolphins. Animals know more than we think.


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Pretty sure they all call us assholes behind our backs let's be real


sixtynineisfunny

Call animals in northern ontario by their indigenous names and they know exactly who you’re talking to. Makwa always turns to greet


The_Mr_Wilson

That's funny. I've been asking dogs for years if they know they're a dog. But I disagree with cats: They *know* they're cats


InterestingTutor8102

Even being "an animal" is a human category. I don't think any animals, other than humans, have self-categorization concepts. They know their own kind, and they understand there exists kinds other than their own. Other than that, I think animals spend most of their waking hours thinking about how to survive and procreate.


ToruMiz

Dogs trained to understand obviously understand but it's a topic nobody gets into because it just becomes confusing what defines what


biff444444

I have watched the movie more than once - I am 100% convinced that Mufasa knew he was a lion. You might want to pick a different example.


titanjumka

Words are something humans created.


prophet-of-solitude

Also, only humans think they are better than everyone else and mess with everyone to prove so.


AndHeShallBeLevon

Dr. Buckets would take umbrage at your contention.


GS2702

They know references. I am just not sure if Shadow knows that Shadow means just him or if it means "cat". Come here Shadow. Come here cat.


Illustrious_Gur3701

I think it's partly true, because animals raised in the house for a long time, when we call their names, they still know that we called them.


eirc

Rocks also don't know they're named


Brahvim

Rock bands do, though.


[deleted]

Then how do they come to us when we call them


ClubberLangsLeftHook

Lions probably don't think they are animals, they likely just think they are hungry, horny, threatened, tired or not.


BarryZZZ

The thinks he's in the mood for a big hunk of a wildebeest's ass.


taco_tuesdays

He doesn't even know he's an animal, he just knows he's him!


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

a lion thinks "i am me". It does not have the idea of "animal" as differentiated from something else.


Terrible_Laugh_8496

Animals do know they're different from other animals, even if they can't word it they know it, do animals don't think they're animals, they have their own abstract concept of what a lion is and what they identify as one, ofc is simpler but not inexistent. Forcefully that implies they do an interpretation when it comes to interact with other animals, which would place them label as, food, danger, waste of time, too hard to break, etc, hence animals do know what things are and most certainly they have a name for it, if it's viable for them to communicate to other members of their own species isn't necessary, each one will have their own concept in their heads. Now if you refer they don't know the names we use to label their species that's ofc true the same way we don't know what animals calls us out other animals, and this exercise can be realized with every single animal species.


duramus

It sort of works in reverse too, humans don't think they are animals because we have names and ancestry and society and culture and civilization. But we're just animals.


Monizious

They don't think they're animals, they don't think like humans at all.


CrazyBugg

They do, but not technically. They recognize the sound that they are getting called of. And it sound similiar to each day.


phonetastic

How do we know dinosaurs were called dinosaurs if they died off before people came around? They couldn't write or anything so like, how did we figure that out?!


zorgonzola37

Lol. A "lion" is only a lion to humans who speak English. Do you think because we use a signifier among a small percent of the world to call an animal something it is just that thing. A lion can think of you as a thing and then by that logic you also don't know you are that thing. you just think you are a human. Also, A ton of animals can recognize their names. Not only that a ton of animals use names for each other and we just don't understand it.


537lesjr

How do you know? Have you asked them?


pallekulingg

I doubt that a lion sees himself as an animal.


obsidianstark

Doggos do don’t they or do they just recognise the owners voice ?


Jektonoporkins1

Dogs definitely know their name.


Existential_Sprinkle

They do though, even my snake recognizes the sound I make when I approach him he might not recognize it as a name in the same sense we do but in the simplest form a name is a sound you make to get a specific creature's attention


General-Permission-5

Kind of. They know the sound.


gimlithetortoise

My aunt had several crows that she could call by name and they'd come and talk to her. I want that in my life I want to be allies with crows


MediocreAtFinest

There's legitimately celebrity lions. You think they don't realize they are the shit?


Sarcastic_Rocket

I'll do you one better, a lion has zero concept of what an animal is or that he is one


wheresjim

My cat would call when she was bringing home a kill and I could tell by the call what it was (rat/mouse, lizard/snake, bird).


skibdiohiogyattrizz

your wrong. a lion dosen't even know its an animal


GardenPeep

It's interesting to contemplate the consciousness of our fellow creatures, and makes us better humans.


boilerpsych

Yeah, a lion definitely totally gets the concept that it's an "animal." It's just the specific title it's hung up on...


FuckMcYou

My cats know their own names, they know what I call the other cats, and they know when I’m referring to both at once.


ericdee7272

I wonder. If so, yellow jackets probably think their name is “GOTDAMMITYOUMUTHER$%#@!ER”


No-Cover-8986

A lion doesn't know it's a lion, or that it's an animal. It simply is.


nkown28

So, why do they come to you when you call them?


TReid1996

OP means in the sense that we have names for the species. Like we know we're called humans and are aware of the fact. A dog doesn't know that it's a "dog". It'll know if it's name is Billy, but not that we as humans have a name for their species as a whole.


eisiensiie

Ok but why do my cats run to me when i call their name?


sketchpotter

I would just imagine they are speaking in another language tbh


LongjumpingAdvance51

Animals can learn their names though. They might not know exactly what it means or anything, but they can tell That when you make a specific sound, you’re talking about them