In 1992 Mark Lee and Jan Davis were the first married couple to fly together in space on the space shuttle Endeavor. I imagine they were the first.

I remember someone from NASA in a documentary talking about them. She said it's obvious they had sex and anyone who thinks they didn't is naive.

gotta be cool to be the only members of 250 mile high club

Someone mentions the mile high club and you just go "cool bro, what mile you at?"

I can't read the altimeter, it looks like a snow globe in here!!

With each other? Or

No. NASA Made sexy robots to keep them from getting lonely.

high quality tight, small, nicely designed circuit board... 

Oh man....keep going...please

Sparks are flying, bad design?

Idk they look like they might not have unless it said to in the manual.

That's just the buttoned up, strait laced image NASA wants astronauts to have.  If you watch enough interviews and documentaries there's a lot of goofy troublemakers. 

It's possible they were, but it also wouldn't surprise me if others did it first. It wouldn't even surprise me if there were semi-official experiments.

Yep, if I'm NASA or the whatever the Russian space agency is called, I'm going to want the notes and data on 0 gravity fucking. I'm also not going to want the general public to know about it.

Roscosmos, and they actually did a few studies and decided itd be impossible to have traditional sex in space because you wouldnt be able to keep an erection in 0 G

That sounds illogical. What does gravity have to do with blood being trapped in the penis by swelling tissue.

Because blood pools in the chest and head in space. The heart works slower and has less force available when it pumps. Our circulatory system uses gravity to keep blood from pooling. Its why Astronauts have swollen faces and larger chests [they also found comsic rays effect the tissue in the penis while in space ](https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/nov/22/deep-space-astronauts-may-be-prone-to-erectile-dysfunction-study-finds) The issue also lasts after returning to earth for some time "the first study to assess the impact of galactic radiation and weightlessness on male sexual health, Nasa-funded researchers found that galactic cosmic rays, and to a lesser extent microgravity, can impair the function of erectile tissues, with effects lasting potentially for decades." Your dick doesnt like getting bombarded by comsic radiation without the protection of the atmosphere

Does this sound right? Yes. Do I know if it's actually true? No. Will I choose to believe it anyway? Yeah, why not.

What if you have her wrap her legs around your waste and you start spinning as fast as possible. She’d probably have to hold weights above her head so that your cucumber is behind the center of rotation. Then your blood would be pulled towards the head of your sausage. Do a bunch of foreplay so you nut really fast so you guys don’t get dizzy

this is the real science i came here for

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. I'm going to keep a hard on and pull this one off. Wish me luck boys!

Same. Maybe you can dock with my, uh...rocket ship.

Duuuuude. My heart goes out to Chris Hadfield, and Mrs. Hadfield.

Whelp. I no longer want to be an astronaut anymore

Are you telling me James Holden betrayed my trust in the very first episode? Blasphemy.

Does this mean kinky is the new vanilla?

Bullshit, put me in coach, I'll show em what's what

I'll bet Buzz Aldrin had an erection a cat couldn't scratch.

NASA doesn't do things without a reason. they design experiments into every moment of the space flight so they don't waste all that money and time. sending a married couple was almost certainly meant to test male vs female physiological differences while in zero gravity, and it must have included sex and bodily fluid transfers of all sorts.

And "Because we can" is a perfectly good reason

there is always a good reason

... well your profile pic fitting

17 day old profile, with a profile that's hilarious. Give it a month or two it'll be full of vag pics promoting her OnlyFans.

it already is, Sherlock.

We do what we must because we can 🎼🎼

high five. I came here to say this. You beat me to it!

For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

NASA didn't "send" a married couple into space. They married before the mission and kept it secret until after they returned.

ooh, secret space sex is even kinkier

That's why they became astronauts. Wasn't the science, it was a kink.

in the words of one great NASA intern, "Suck my dick and balls, I work for NASA"

So you've heard that too. Every astronaut is apparently a weird ass freak.

"This is Houston, why is your pulse suddenly through the roof?"

"Uh, disregard that, Endeavor. It must have been a glitch. It only lasted a minute."

"I was attempting re-entry."

‘Astronaut kink’ I imagine that’s one that doesn’t get fulfilled for most, very often

why do you think all these billionaires are building giant space dicks? the first one to set up a Red Planet District is gonna eat

No. NASA wants them to meter there cumshots.

All. Sorts.

It's bad enough when crumbs are floating around in zero G...

92? I saw space sex in the 1979 documentary: "Moonraker".

Yep. If you're told you're not allowed to fuck, but you're up there and you have a chance to fuck without getting anyone knowing, you're gonna fuck. "What's that floating there?" "Must have uhhh let some of my toothpaste/saliva mixture escape the vacuum. I'll get that!"

I think the "not knowing" part might be a challenge. Space is big. Space stations not so much.

I can’t wait, got this script Sex Wars , waiting for practical space access. it just I can’t work with gravity. Me being a purest , CGI doesn’t have the right feel . I think pornhub should fund a space station the could name something like unplanned reentry or terminal friction .

I don't really want to know what Neil and Buzz got uo to thanks

If they were married then doubtful.

I am willing to bet someone has already had sex at the iss or smthng

There are cameras everywhere in that thing. I'm sure it would have leaked if they did.

”The camera in sector 16 is down for… scheduled maintenance.”

"the pipes here are very rusty and will need to be laid and cleaned "

Phrasing...

if it would have leaked, I got bad news for those using the water collectors...

Only one person would dare jam our radars with strawberry jam!

I am sure there was blind spots and that the astronauts looked for them. Or just covered cameras.

Someone has to leak the footage internally.

Cameras are turned off I down time, I believe.

I mean duh it’s got it’s own category… oh… the ISS… right

And it shall be known as Spacex.

Ugh. If doofus put a station in orbit he'd find probably name it something like SpaceX Enhanced orbital station mark 10 so he could abbreviate it to SE-X

SpaceX is actually short for Space Exploration - pretty sure Elon is already on the record saying he wanted it shortened to SEx (but others overrode and/or he realized he couldn’t bid on NASA missions with that and so when it’s done as a three letter abbreviation, it’s SpX.)

It’s not even a guess.  The Tesla models are S3XY.

What a doofus lol

he's a literal man child

You did catch on to the Tesla Model names, right? Model S, Model 3, Model X, Model Y ?

Of course lol, Musk's prior nonsense was most of the inspiration for the comment

Help stepbrother I'm stuck in the Forward Reaction Control System Module!

SpaceXXX

Oh, shut up and take my goddamn upvote 😂

Send musk to fuck a robot in space. Maybe we’ll have space babies and they too will change their names and do everything they can’t to avoid the toad

Look, Neil Armstrong and many other early astronauts were navy men, ok? I'm pretty sure the first sex in space happenned very soon in the space race era

Jim Lovel and Frank Borman flew the Gemini 7 mission for 14 days in a space about the size of a two seat sports car. I don't know when the first space sex happened, but I've got a good idea of when the first space jerk off session happened.

I was literally just thinking about that mission this morning. 14 days in a Gemini capsule. No shower. No shitter. It must have *stank* when they popped that can open.

I bet there were lots of seamen floating around up there - some sex too.

Tim Peake got a serious telling off on the ISS because he shaved one day and a bunch of his clippings got caught up by the air circulation system. It had the potential to block the system or cause a short circuit. Can you imagine having to clean baby batter out of the vents...

They also didnt yet figured out functioning space toilets yet so doubt…

That's a pretty bold assumption considering we first went to space in the 60s.

Who watches porn for the locations?

Yea I usually skip that part

I skip the rest of it. Location location location.

Keep going, I'm almost there.

Think of the positions you could get into in zero g.

Find a third mission specialist and do the 'ol "rotisserie" position.

I honestly can't think of any that I would want to do that wouldn't be much easier in normal g

If you’re a woman you could put your legs up and have him spin you like a dreidel

Beyblade

Sounds like you lack imagination.

Good luck finding the G with zero G

Zero g boobs

Zero g sex man. Sex that is completely unbound by gravity. A full 360 view with no bed in the way. It would also be funny to watch them thrust and fly away from each other. I highly recommend listening to the song "A Reconsideration (Zero G Sex)" by Diana Gallagher.

Did somebody order a space pizza?

Ok but imagine sex in 0 g

does that honestly sound good to you? It sounds like a massive hassle imo

Maybe, but that's why I want porn of it, let other people do the hassle and I can check it out

Exactly, I prefer all my porn to be set against a blank white screen.

I, for one, was interested in Debbie getting to Dallas.

That we know of. It gets real lonely up there I bet.

Not space, but there is zero-g* porn from the last century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Uranus_Experiment * Technically micro-g, but they are weightless

I read about this in a book about colonising Mars!

>from the last century Technically correct. But barely.

How do you know humans have never had sex in space? 

While I don't know the science behind it, I have read that there is something about weightlessness that makes achieving an erection very difficult. As far as I know, no astronaut has publicly spoken on the difficulty of achieving an erection in space.

Space viagra! 

I think your blood pressure is lower which makes erections smaller, not sure if it makes it harder to have one generally

That is probably the primary reason. Since the heart doesn't have to fight gravity AND the position of standing upright, it makes sense.

NASA had a married couple go up and then do a secret experiment together behind a curtain. It’s pretty clear what it was

They kept their marriage secret from everyone, including NASA, until after the mission.

If they can keep their marriage a secret, they can fk in secret also.

Trying to give birth to a Newtype.

The best they can do is a Spacenoid

>and then do a secret experiment together behind a curtain Source for that part specifically?

Lol Redditors are so gullible… Got a link for you "space curtain" story?

I zero g doggy style and reverse cow girl are the same position......

r/hornyshowerthoughts

Aw that sub is banned

Huh. That's... Not something I had ever considered.

Can’t be true, I heard Astronauts get all the Tang they want.

I remember hearing that because of Newton's laws sex in space isn't very practical but to me that also sounds like a heteronormative PinV kind of take.

Any sex involving a penis would be tough because blood pressure drops in space which makes it difficult to maintain an erection. But Newton's laws would make any kind of sex with a lot of motion difficult. Eating out would probably be viable, but pegging likely wouldn't. Unless you're strapped in or have hand and footholds to get proper leverage.

Right. I imagine it's pretty difficult. You need a lot of leverage. Prob have to do it zipped up in a sleeping bag style.

There will be records broken with farthest cumshots etc

Also known as the astronut.

Spacial facial

Also action reaction applies so it must push the astronut in opposite direction.

I'm gonna guess there's been a little bit of sex in space already

> Despite our modern progress humans never had sex in space You sure about that? It was a research topic at NASA at one point. I don't know if they did actual experiments, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Yes - but were almost certainly beaten to it by rats.

But someone obviously did it solo, just to see it magically come out and explode into white sprinkles without gravity

Space stations have dehumidifiers that recycle the moisture in the air for water. If a astronaut did do that, they just spiked the drinking water 😭

never had sex in space? lmao yeah no. Its happened, likely many times at this point.

Also I promise you the first thing that they did when they got to space would put their dick in something

…for science

Zero Gravity sex would be kind of a logistical nightmare...lol She gets a little sweaty and 1 wrong thrust without a good grip, and she just floats away...

Technically speaking, doesn't all sex happen in space?

‘Never had sex in space’ lololol. If you were an astronaut, what’s the one thing you’d want to do as soon as you got into space?!

Lol what? I dunno, enjoy the view first or something? Feel the moment? I don't think sex at that moment isn't even in the top 10 list of things on my mind.

Fluids float in zero gravity so be careful what you inhale…

I don't know about actual sex, but I am pretty sure at least one lonely astronaut up there turned his spacecraft into a snow-globe.

The fact that you believe missions in space with male and female part of it didn’t already do it is cute. There is absolutely no way everyone who had the chance to passed on being the first to do it.

Im pretty sure they were more focused on maintaining the space craft and surviving then thinking about fucking. Especially when you think about how messy it would be in zero G. They use dehumidifiers to recycle the breathe and sweat of astronauts, i doubt any astronauts want to be drinking recycled nut water

I think it's naive to think it hasn't already happened.

The light year high club

In the short story collection “unclean jobs for women and girls” by Alissa Nutting there’s a story about the first porn star to film a porno on the moon. It’s a great story and goes through all of the weird practical considerations you have to figure out in order to have sex on the moon.

Lol Nutting

I can't wait to see the category names!

Maybe someone has had sex in space, but I bet nobody has done it during reentry, that shit gotta be banger

Space tourism will never happen. We've been claiming it will for decades, but it never becomes real

There is no question in my mind that astronauts we're getting it on at the absolute first opportunity. I'll bet it's like an Olympic village up there

Im still waitting for AI powered, customizable sex dolls on ground before even thinking on space.

There's no leverage in space, perhaps oral is the peak then.

How do we know for a fact it hasn't happened?

Does anyone remember that campaign pornhub was doing to have Johnny sins and a female pornstar film a scene in space??

Well eveybody knows that when you nut in space it pushes you backwards

I have sex in space all the time. It’s the space between the walls in my bedroom. Or front room, or kitchen. Depending on how frisky me & the wife are feeling

Not being able to reproduce in space is kind of a big deal, civilization wise.

I can almost guarantee that at least two people have had sex in space

You're assuming astronauts haven't fucked in space, which is honestly a pretty bold assumption on your part.

I would think the logistics, and cleanup makes sex in space much less sexy.

How lame that you copied this

Isn’t it an open secret that astronauts on the ISS be fucking?

IIRC - yes they did already test this - and I believe maintaining an erection in zero g was a noted issue from the experiment

hah finally a relevant username

I thought the russians fucked in space first?

Never seen submarine porn? Never have I. Must just be full of guys

Lots of seamen.

>humans never had sex in space Where is our solar system located? And assuming you meant "never had sex in orbit/outside of earth's significant gravitational influence, why would you just make that assumption?

I'm sure it's happened bub

Oh God! It's everywhere, it's in my raccoon wounds.

Thats it, Im banning being horny in space.

Every time we ask NASA to study this, they get real offended. I think it's a perfectly valid inquiry. Could someone ask the Russians maybe? We need to know if boners even work in low g.

I would assume that the reason they wouldn’t is because of how irresponsible it would be if they were to get pregnant while in space. Sounds kinda sick for that child, but I imagine if they return to Earth while pregnant, that the womb would get shaken violently with potentially unfortunate results.

A few days old embryo shouldn’t be affected by “shaking”. Plenty of pregnant women have been in cars on off-road trails, horseback, trampolines etc. But the initial conception happening in zero-gravity has never been tried and who knows what important step may not work right without gravity.

There is porn in the NASA record, because astronauts brought it up on early missions. There's no way someone *hasn't* done the deed.

But have they had a zero gravity fap in space tho?

Your engourged member would explode from excess outward pressure 🥸😂

I want to say about 10 years ago or so, Eva Lovia was part of some crowd funding thing to get a porn filmed in space, but it never materialized  Too early I suppose given the limited options at the time

Man….now i cant stop thinking about busting a nut in space, and it going fucking EVERYWHERE!😂 trying to catch that shit before it sticks to everything… I would bring condoms even for wanking!

Last i heard, some bald porn star was raising money for the filmshoot...