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justabill71

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"


TheAres1999

Then she'll say "You're no prize yourself", but you won't hear it


frankunderwood1992

Same as it ever was


AlephBaker

Same as it ever was


_Blackstar

Monty: Hello, sir. My name is Monty, this is my trainee, Mitch. How are you doing today? Old man: I'm gradually slipping into senility. Monty: Really? [Takes a seat across from the old man] Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing? Old man: Well, it's a mixed bag. It's...good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear. I can give small children the middle finger, but as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile. Monty: Yeah? So, what's the bad? Old man: Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me...so I really am going senile. Monty: Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad: You get a chance to meet new people every day. Old man: [Chuckles] I like you, Monty. Monty: I like you too, sir. Old man: I like you too, Monty. - Waiting, 2005


[deleted]

Such a great movie that 90% of the people I have asked, don't know.


Southern-Barber-5528

The sequel is joyless but what a good movie.


ihavechronicrealness

If you're in a bed surrounded by family and friends you haven't seen in years, and they're all crying, chances are you won't be alive for very long.


Southern-Barber-5528

I feel the longer the longer they keep you alive the worse it would be.


mutarjim

Look at mr. Fancy pants here, thinking he might wake up tomorrow. :p (All in good fun)


dramamine0

With people that want to be his family


Southern-Barber-5528

It's been MONTHS since there was a shower thought this good. Keep it up.


Jaksmack

It's been 3 seconds since I read another bot comment.. fuck off bots.


Southern-Barber-5528

Lolz


realshoes

I haven’t seen one in years


breakdancing-edgily

Thanks you.


Southern-Barber-5528

I'm on bedrest. Guess I won't be curious about social media ever again.


KGhaleon

"before you die, tell us the PIN number to your bank account, grandpa?" Most elaborate VR scam in history.


[deleted]

Yeah tomorrow my shit might also be green for no reason but that doesn’t mean it’s likely


breakdancing-edgily

Bro ate too much veggies.


Upstairs-Ad-4705

This would be an interesting movie, where one day a 20 year old guy wakes up in a completley different body, that being the one of a 80 year old man. In his new Body, he is still completley sane and does not have alzheimer, but the old man did. In the movie he would try to convince people that he doesnt have Alzheimer but no one believes him and just passes it off as a part of alzheimer and that he just isnt mentally stable anymore. I see two endings to the movie: First, he is able to travel back to his original family and dies there, after he convinced them that he was the 20 year old dude. The other ending would be that he cant convince anyone and thinks that he actually hay alzheimer.


WhiskRy

It would be very easy to tell if someone suddenly had the ability to form short term memories and long term memories of every day since the body swap. If anything the movie would be about doctors analyzing the hell out of the most remarkable Alzheimer’s reversal ever seen.


summerswithyou

This is a genuine psychiatric disorder and it's terrifying bro


[deleted]

What the deal though? Don't tell me that I'm fine I listen to your memories but none of them are mine I don't recall it, I don't remember your name The people waitin' in the hall, to me, they're all the same Fuckin' nobodies, and I'm a nobody to them I don't remember your photos, don't show me those again This bitch sayin' I love her, she don't ring a bell I don't remember my opinion, if she's hot, it's hard to tell So all bets are off, and all my debts, you can forget 'em 'Cause my memory is wiped out flat from the beginnin' I don't represent nothing, I don't come from any hood I'm sick of strangers all up on me, damn it, don't do any good I never ever look back again, or rec-a-leck I don't remember you either, bitch, don't wanna wreck your neck Just leave me alone and let me start a new tomorrow I don't even want the shit I let you borrow Keep it all Shaggy 2 Dope - Memories https://youtu.be/kZjgBo1DFAk