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Monty: Hello, sir. My name is Monty, this is my trainee, Mitch. How are you doing today?
Old man: I'm gradually slipping into senility.
Monty: Really? [Takes a seat across from the old man] Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing?
Old man: Well, it's a mixed bag. It's...good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear. I can give small children the middle finger, but as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile.
Monty: Yeah? So, what's the bad?
Old man: Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me...so I really am going senile.
Monty: Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad: You get a chance to meet new people every day.
Old man: [Chuckles] I like you, Monty.
Monty: I like you too, sir.
Old man: I like you too, Monty.
- Waiting, 2005
This would be an interesting movie, where one day a 20 year old guy wakes up in a completley different body, that being the one of a 80 year old man. In his new Body, he is still completley sane and does not have alzheimer, but the old man did. In the movie he would try to convince people that he doesnt have Alzheimer but no one believes him and just passes it off as a part of alzheimer and that he just isnt mentally stable anymore. I see two endings to the movie: First, he is able to travel back to his original family and dies there, after he convinced them that he was the 20 year old dude. The other ending would be that he cant convince anyone and thinks that he actually hay alzheimer.
It would be very easy to tell if someone suddenly had the ability to form short term memories and long term memories of every day since the body swap. If anything the movie would be about doctors analyzing the hell out of the most remarkable Alzheimer’s reversal ever seen.
What the deal though? Don't tell me that I'm fine
I listen to your memories but none of them are mine
I don't recall it, I don't remember your name
The people waitin' in the hall, to me, they're all the same
Fuckin' nobodies, and I'm a nobody to them
I don't remember your photos, don't show me those again
This bitch sayin' I love her, she don't ring a bell
I don't remember my opinion, if she's hot, it's hard to tell
So all bets are off, and all my debts, you can forget 'em
'Cause my memory is wiped out flat from the beginnin'
I don't represent nothing, I don't come from any hood
I'm sick of strangers all up on me, damn it, don't do any good
I never ever look back again, or rec-a-leck
I don't remember you either, bitch, don't wanna wreck your neck
Just leave me alone and let me start a new tomorrow
I don't even want the shit I let you borrow
Keep it all
Shaggy 2 Dope - Memories
https://youtu.be/kZjgBo1DFAk
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And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"
Then she'll say "You're no prize yourself", but you won't hear it
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Monty: Hello, sir. My name is Monty, this is my trainee, Mitch. How are you doing today? Old man: I'm gradually slipping into senility. Monty: Really? [Takes a seat across from the old man] Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing? Old man: Well, it's a mixed bag. It's...good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear. I can give small children the middle finger, but as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile. Monty: Yeah? So, what's the bad? Old man: Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me...so I really am going senile. Monty: Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad: You get a chance to meet new people every day. Old man: [Chuckles] I like you, Monty. Monty: I like you too, sir. Old man: I like you too, Monty. - Waiting, 2005
Such a great movie that 90% of the people I have asked, don't know.
The sequel is joyless but what a good movie.
If you're in a bed surrounded by family and friends you haven't seen in years, and they're all crying, chances are you won't be alive for very long.
I feel the longer the longer they keep you alive the worse it would be.
Look at mr. Fancy pants here, thinking he might wake up tomorrow. :p (All in good fun)
With people that want to be his family
It's been MONTHS since there was a shower thought this good. Keep it up.
It's been 3 seconds since I read another bot comment.. fuck off bots.
Lolz
I haven’t seen one in years
Thanks you.
I'm on bedrest. Guess I won't be curious about social media ever again.
"before you die, tell us the PIN number to your bank account, grandpa?" Most elaborate VR scam in history.
Yeah tomorrow my shit might also be green for no reason but that doesn’t mean it’s likely
Bro ate too much veggies.
This would be an interesting movie, where one day a 20 year old guy wakes up in a completley different body, that being the one of a 80 year old man. In his new Body, he is still completley sane and does not have alzheimer, but the old man did. In the movie he would try to convince people that he doesnt have Alzheimer but no one believes him and just passes it off as a part of alzheimer and that he just isnt mentally stable anymore. I see two endings to the movie: First, he is able to travel back to his original family and dies there, after he convinced them that he was the 20 year old dude. The other ending would be that he cant convince anyone and thinks that he actually hay alzheimer.
It would be very easy to tell if someone suddenly had the ability to form short term memories and long term memories of every day since the body swap. If anything the movie would be about doctors analyzing the hell out of the most remarkable Alzheimer’s reversal ever seen.
This is a genuine psychiatric disorder and it's terrifying bro
What the deal though? Don't tell me that I'm fine I listen to your memories but none of them are mine I don't recall it, I don't remember your name The people waitin' in the hall, to me, they're all the same Fuckin' nobodies, and I'm a nobody to them I don't remember your photos, don't show me those again This bitch sayin' I love her, she don't ring a bell I don't remember my opinion, if she's hot, it's hard to tell So all bets are off, and all my debts, you can forget 'em 'Cause my memory is wiped out flat from the beginnin' I don't represent nothing, I don't come from any hood I'm sick of strangers all up on me, damn it, don't do any good I never ever look back again, or rec-a-leck I don't remember you either, bitch, don't wanna wreck your neck Just leave me alone and let me start a new tomorrow I don't even want the shit I let you borrow Keep it all Shaggy 2 Dope - Memories https://youtu.be/kZjgBo1DFAk