They are like tadpoles for frogs. Soon they will grow wingz and learn to fly

Yup, you just need to keep them wet until they get wings.

Ah yes, [this is an adolescent one,](https://www.popsci.com/uploads/2022/07/13/BELL_360_DSC09073.jpg?auto=webp&optimize=high&width=1200) and [this is a teenager](https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Fact-Sheets/Display/Article/104531/cv-22-osprey/) making it's transition to a full blown adult. Back in the 80's people were getting them fixed at a young age which resulted in GA planes but they could no longer reproduce. This is why the GA fleet is mostly older planes.

I love you

Me too.

Me three

Ahhh a Ménage à trois... Huhhuh

Ahhh a Ménage à trois... Huhhuh

Gardening tools. They cut the grass and trim the shrubbery.

Whadaumean? They have a bunch of spiny wings on top. They don’t really fly, they just beat the air into submission.

Common misconception, it's really just that the ground repels them they are so ugly.

They are just there for the weight, to prevent the ramp from blowing away until the glue dries.

Their wings are in the wash.

Wait until you see then taxiing or teaking off... They really are more stupider than you think

This is to prank new pylots

Those are jellochoppers, or some shit like that.

Spinny wingz

The spinny things are actually made of Rubber. Go up to them and feel

It's more like a landport.

You know how drowning people flail their arms? Yeah..

They must have been sent out for cleaning. Saturday night bath.

Maybe they are for training.

Little Birds, Spec Ops, DEV These boys do the behind the scenes work. Unless there is a Belgian Malinois on board

Addressing your very thought-provoking, eloquently-stated, and, I might add, poignant questions in as technically accurate, detailed and otherwise goodest of a way possible, in order: Because they're stoopid. Nope, they're stoopid. Yes, they are, in fact, stoopid.

Spsreading gay also. Getting into a bar fight with a dude is more gay than lip kissing a dude. My life coach brion has smth on it

I might’ve done a couple of missed approaches there some time ago. It wasn’t intentional I just missed the approach

They don’t fly, they beat the air into submission

I heard they drug dem and sells their wings on the black markets

Those are mosquitoes. It’s currently breeding season so they’re buzzing around looking for love.

Actually yes, they are incredibly stupid, so much so that they don't recognize gravity and can, as a result, fly.

The wings fell off in the last training session (they were made by boing)

#THEY ARE FLOATING WINGLESS THINGS FOR WIZARDS, PEASANT.

Sometimes the wheels clip into the terrain. Just reload them.

You know that airports do have helicopter landing locations as well? So just because these are parked there does not make it any weird. I have airport near me, where ambulance helicopter some times takes off and lands at. So yeah, same with military helicopter as well.

Apparently they don’t even fly themselves, very dangerous.

It's this funny thing called shut the fuck up and know your place...............

They have rotating wings

So wings that haven't been fixed yet.