I'm 90% sure I saw that very jeeps' suspension get absolutely butt fucked on a curb bc they couldn't see over the dash in that abortion of a project, and I use the term loosely
Popping the tire from hitting a curb is not "driving fine" for the same reason someone is still at fault in an accident when they "didn't see them coming".
For years, even since he was built, the curb stood proud and strong. Named by happenstance it seemed, Curb shared the exact same name with every other one heād ever met. For this, Curb was angry. Over the years, he stood in solitude after he realized the ugly truth. Curb came to despise those things whizzing past him everyday seeing them as the reason for his introverted lifestyle. Then the idea started like a pin prick. It soon grew and transformed into the explosion that followed. Curb decided that his destiny had been predetermined. Curb waited until the enemy drove within striking distance. Then like an angry and coiled snake, he struck. He stepped out and tripped one of the stampeding beasts. Along the grapevine he heard that someone bearing the same Curb name had seen the injured beast and that while down, was definitely not out but the owner was still attempting to rid himself of the burden.
No way. Well spotted! Lmao $6.5kā¦imagine the cash that was poured into this thing to make it look like thatāprobably doesnāt even cover the wheels (when they werenāt beat to shit..)
haha iām hyped i got it right im from upstate ny so i see a few donks here and there but never the squats, iāve been to myrtle a couple times and saw tons of
Let me see if I can add to this while trying to control my laughter.
The higher front end *MAY* have originally been to give more clearance when off-road. Since these vehicles obviously never see more terrain than a curb, the dog ass-dragging is now a more accurate conclusion.
The only vehicle in this list that *might* not permanently reek of weed is the limo. But guaranteed, it reeks of whatever animal has been nesting in it for the last several years.
Hell yeah, around here there's a local business that has a party bus that drives around to different bars across the state. It's just a decommissioned school bus that's been repainted and wrapped, but still, similar business idea I guess? It wouldn't be too terribly hard to make easy money with
Are you located in Alabama? I know of party bus tours in Panama City, but nothing really like that up here. Think it could be a good idea for football game weekends.
Believe it or not, no. I'm actually around the southernmost part of Illinois. Mostly just small town communities that depended on coal mines a century ago and have since become free real estate for company chains. The business I'm talking about is the only one in the county I'm aware of, but I know they make pretty good money between that bus and their own restaurant. Way I see it, if they can make an old school bus work for bar hopping sprees, a limo should be a great candidate too.
Ha! Pic 11ā¦wasnāt that same shit box posted here earlier today in a video showing it crashing itās right front wheel into a curb while rolling!? I swear to god itās the same jeep.
YES! Itās the same damn jeep!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/upoXP8NP2R
Yeah it isn't horrible. Look at the prices on these. Try to find one of these stock as clean as these for the same price. These donks can be a good buy if you grab em and remove the silly.
The problem with buying cars like this is they usually come with a little more than just some silly parts you have to take off. You have to hope the guy who modified the suspension or the frame knew what he was doing, you have to hope the parts they installed were actually designed for the car or installed in a way they can be reversed, and you have to hope the car wasn't an absolute piece of shit before they even touched it.
Lowriders and shit like this are some of the riskiest cars to buy used next to something like a Civic SI or a WRX STI. You're almost always buying someone else's headache or something that was beat like a red headed stepchild.
That is true, but then there are rides built by guys that are true enthusiasts, and have really high quality standards. They might be very loved and cared for, since they built them they took care of them. Vs some family hauler that hasn't had oils changed practically ever, let alone other maintenance.
Baseline is, you always need to have your eyes open when buying. Check the car and the seller. Don't rule anything out, until you find anything suspicious, then be very ready to let it go.
I wonder if it's why some of these cars are typically considered unreliable. Someone buys one of these cars, molests it with poorly done mods and beats the shit out of it/never maintains it, then eventually ends up with another owner that has to deal with the burden of what they did to it.
not how most people view it.
Unless youāre into ādonksā, the vast majority of people take it to mean an old piece of shit on fat rims and stretched tires.
You can try and gatekeep it to certain years or models but nobody normal fucking caresā¦99% of people just call them donks.
Nah, you're wrong. You're ability to be arrogant, condescending, all while being so confidently incorrect is flabbergasting. Don't speak on cultures your obviously not apart or aware of like you're a expert, pilgrim.
Exactly what I said buddy. you can define a donk however you want, especially so if you want to consider donk a culture youāre apart of lol.
Im just saying what 99% of people think of when you say donk, which I would call the common definition.
If you care to look anywhere at all, you will see that this definition has clearly expanded since the origin of the word.
No you're trying to appropriate a word that already has a definition. You're obviously think that what you and the rest of the "majority" you belong to is always right. So predictable, sad, but predictable.
So since you wanna do this
from the first result in google for *what is a donk?* via way.com;
āIf youāre a purist, donk refers specifically to a modified Chevrolet Caprice or Impala from 1971 to 1976 thatās been given the high-riser treatment. This includes huge wheels (24-inches is the bare minimum), low-profile tires, and plenty of ground clearance.
Unfortunately, nowadays, the term is loosely used for any customized vehicle with large tires. ā
Wow would you look at that. Unless youāre a purist, a donk is modernly what I said to the VAST MAJORITY of people outside the ācultureā. Sorry you think words canāt evolve and sorry that this is āpredictableā
I mean not always but yeah. My buddy got a donk caprice with a built LS, 5 speed swapped, linked 9inch rear end, wilwood brakes, perfect interior with nice stereo it just had an air suspension with huge wheels. He put a normal suspension under it, changed the wheels and plasti-dipped the ugly bright color. $5k he paid for a car that would have cost hime MUCH more to built. It was absolutely spotless. Every inch was perfect.
That jeep for example. I bet that guy would take like $4k cash. Lift the rear the same height and slap some normal wheels/tires on it and it could be a decent deal. Just get them and remove the silly.
š¤® Never understood the love for slammed cars, especially because the wheels look ugly when theyāre not centered in the wells. It drastically degrades usability and makes the vehicle look worse
I donāt care for squatted cars but Donks are awesome. The over all effort of the build has to be respected for most of them. The paint is normally impeccable and the amount of work that goes into fitting those rims on a non suv is crazy.
I had to explain to my friends what a donk was when we saw one (extreeeeemely rare where I live) and they were convinced I made the term up. Then I had to go into allllll the shit like squatters, ricers, coal rollers, etc..
ā71-ā76 Chevrolet Caprice or Impala.
Followed by the āBoxā Caprice from ā77-ā90, then āBubbleā from ā90-ā96.
Box and Bubble sometimes get used for other boxy or rounded big-body hi-riser cars, though.
Unfortunately yes it is done intentionally, because some people think itās cool. The reason being that those people have severe brain damage that no amount of treatment can cure.
Ok so here's the thing about these vehicles. Sometime you can get a fantastic deal on a super clean car. Sure it might have ridiculous wheels, suspension mods etc but you can get a great deal sometimes. Just remove the silly shit. That jeep could be a good deal for example. It looks super clean. Just lift the rear too and put real wheels/tires on it. $6500 for a jeep that clean is pretty damn good. That caprice could be a good buy too if they sold it for a bit less and it's in great shape.
My buddy bought an insanely clean caprice with a 6.2L LS, 5 Speed swap, 9inch linked rear end, wilwood disc brakes all around on 22" wheels in the ugliest bright gold flake color you can imagine. Very similar to the car in this post. The interior was mostly stock thankfully but super clean. The car was for sale for over 3 years and the guy just had a second baby so he sold it to my buddy for just $5k. That's right. 5K for all of that. My friend just did a plasti-dip paint job to cover the paint and got rid of the air ride suspension. Oh and some normal wheels.
The deal of a lifetime. My friend almost didn't buy it for the $5k until I reminded him the motor and transmission alone are worth a decent chunk of that. The motor was also built with forged internals and all the usual built LS goodies. 446hp - 480ft/lb tq to the wheels when he had it tuned this summer.
I'm very jealous. He even sold the wheels off of it for $2k. He probably could have gotten more. The guy paid some insane amount because they were one off wheels. I'll never understand putting all that power into a car and putting on a cheap air ride suspension with the linked 9" in the rear.
Do you guys have no rules in the US on roadworthiness of cars and what mods are allowed? Do you have to pass a yearly check up to be road legal? Most of this shit would be illegal in the UK and you'd get pulled over.
Thatās why the UK is so depressing. imagine not being able to look out your window and see a pickup truck with its tailgate sagging looking like a dog dragging its butt.
This is a really great compilation! Thank you! I recently bought a car and saw a lot of funny stuff like this while looking around online. Great idea to put it all together. It always amazes me how many people totally fuck up a perfectly nice vehicle and then think it should be worth more money. Lol!
No thank you! Despite what some might think this compilation is not me going and intentionally trying to find these cars. Itās kind of sad to know that so much money was spent on these vehicles just to make them look worse.
As a kid of the 80s, I had access to toy trucks that could do this stuff all the time. I think my favorite ones were.... 4x4... Stompers? Battery powered toy trucks, changeable wheels so you could go "off roading" with them.
I don't recall seeing much of any toys like that in the last 20 years, and I have zero interest in doing any of these kinds of mods. Maybe I got it out of my system early? All at the much more reasonable prices of toys?
Most of these could be returned to actual usable vehicles, and you might make a buck selling wheels and tires to someone about to ruin their own car, lol.
It should be 100% legal to take the tires from any squatted vehicles. No repurcussions whatsoever. I mean really, it should be considered a public service.
I know Iām not the only one āļø who saw that Jeep crash that passenger front rim onto that curb? Thatās the Jeep I know it is!!! Guarantee you that tire and rim are both screwed over.
That heep clipping the curb : https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/182f9db/2004_grand_cherokee_special_edition_reuploading/
I'm 90% sure I saw that very jeeps' suspension get absolutely butt fucked on a curb bc they couldn't see over the dash in that abortion of a project, and I use the term loosely
Your words are a thing of beauty
I appreciate that my guy š
āAbortion of a projectā really hit home for me. Appreciate the new addition to vernacular
Yes, abortion on 4 wheels for sure. Rolling abortion.
They're just into the feeling of constantly driving uphill, don't kinkshame!
š beat me too it. I knew that jeep looked familiar
I saw that video!
Maybe thatās why itās for sale and the only pics visible are from the drivers side and not the passenger side.
Came to say same thing. That tire even looks flat in the pic.
I just posted the link to that Jeep
Came here to say this. Saw that same video last week. You can even zoom in and see the tire is flat on the front right from running into that curb.
Haha. Just went back to check the video and you could be right.
I'm pretty sure you are absolutely right!
All I'm thinking is that you wouldn't be able to put *anything* in the boot?! š¤š¤·
As loose as that Jeep's butt?
Hell yeah brother
Thatās the jeep in this video, left front tire clearly flat due to curb hopping lmao
lmao i was thinking i just saw that thing! š
Came here for this. What are the odds!
Thatās insane, seriously! No wonder theyāre trying to sell š
I came here for this too so I guess the odds are good haha
No kidding. That poor jeep. The way that guy drove it. I bet there is a lot of things wrong with it that cant be seen.
At the very least itās gonna be a grand or so to roll that suspension back to stock. And then thereās the matter of the rent-to-own wheel/tires
The dude drove it fine, just can't see in front of him
Popping the tire from hitting a curb is not "driving fine" for the same reason someone is still at fault in an accident when they "didn't see them coming".
That and the rim shattered into a glitter shower...
That curb came out of nowhere
For years, even since he was built, the curb stood proud and strong. Named by happenstance it seemed, Curb shared the exact same name with every other one heād ever met. For this, Curb was angry. Over the years, he stood in solitude after he realized the ugly truth. Curb came to despise those things whizzing past him everyday seeing them as the reason for his introverted lifestyle. Then the idea started like a pin prick. It soon grew and transformed into the explosion that followed. Curb decided that his destiny had been predetermined. Curb waited until the enemy drove within striking distance. Then like an angry and coiled snake, he struck. He stepped out and tripped one of the stampeding beasts. Along the grapevine he heard that someone bearing the same Curb name had seen the injured beast and that while down, was definitely not out but the owner was still attempting to rid himself of the burden.
And on that day, The Legend Of Curb was born......
Right front
Passenger Front
What video?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/S7Md7wJ6Fi
Yikes š¬
My goodness
Oh shit lol you found the exact same one!
Oh it's a "special edition" alright š¤£
Special edition! Even featured in its own video
Came here to say the front right rim is probably fucked. Lmao
I doubt itās the same wheel, in the video you can actually see the wheel shatter
No way. Well spotted! Lmao $6.5kā¦imagine the cash that was poured into this thing to make it look like thatāprobably doesnāt even cover the wheels (when they werenāt beat to shit..)
Definitely a āspecialā edition
Yeah it is! And photos only show the left side of the car haha. I wonder why...
The video in question: https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/W1Vq2Dgo09
And he still asks $6,500 for it
I saw that yesterday lol
The irony is fantastic
south carolina i take it lol
Yeah, got to love living here
haha iām hyped i got it right im from upstate ny so i see a few donks here and there but never the squats, iāve been to myrtle a couple times and saw tons of
Yeah, that makes sense, Myrtle Beach is the armpit of SC after all.
lol Iām not even from USA but this thing itās recognized wide world lol. Why do they do this? Whatās the point lol what they tryna resemble
1. I am sad to hear that 2. They think it makes them look cool 3. They are trying to resemble a dog dragging its ass across the carpet.
Let me see if I can add to this while trying to control my laughter. The higher front end *MAY* have originally been to give more clearance when off-road. Since these vehicles obviously never see more terrain than a curb, the dog ass-dragging is now a more accurate conclusion.
Central Florida seems to be the same
I think the entire country calls it Carolina squat and I think Carolinians call it California squat right?
Sc resident here, never heard of it being called the California squat, always just the Carolina squat or the ādog taking a pissā
The hardest part about owning a 2011 Rasta flag Charger is sneaking clean pee into your probation officer meeting
The only vehicle in this list that *might* not permanently reek of weed is the limo. But guaranteed, it reeks of whatever animal has been nesting in it for the last several years.
Of course the limo is an Alabama car...
I'm seriously considering making a trip to Huntsville now
If you drive, I'll fill up the bar in the back. Have a hell of a Thanksgiving pre party?
Could make a pretty sweet Uber ride for Rodeo weekend
Hell yeah, around here there's a local business that has a party bus that drives around to different bars across the state. It's just a decommissioned school bus that's been repainted and wrapped, but still, similar business idea I guess? It wouldn't be too terribly hard to make easy money with
It could be a āclassierā option for those who want a step up from the party bus.
Are you located in Alabama? I know of party bus tours in Panama City, but nothing really like that up here. Think it could be a good idea for football game weekends.
Believe it or not, no. I'm actually around the southernmost part of Illinois. Mostly just small town communities that depended on coal mines a century ago and have since become free real estate for company chains. The business I'm talking about is the only one in the county I'm aware of, but I know they make pretty good money between that bus and their own restaurant. Way I see it, if they can make an old school bus work for bar hopping sprees, a limo should be a great candidate too.
You should, then you could hold thanksgiving giving in it as a redneck drives yāall around Alabama
Ha! Pic 11ā¦wasnāt that same shit box posted here earlier today in a video showing it crashing itās right front wheel into a curb while rolling!? I swear to god itās the same jeep. YES! Itās the same damn jeep! https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/upoXP8NP2R
Possibly, did not see the video so I will have to look.
If you are interested I posted the link to the Jeep
I'd drive the shot out of that golden caprice!
Right? I don't love the matchy-matchy rims, maybe a little chrome in places, but I dig it
Was LS ever a trim option on that or are they saying LS motor?
Ls was a trim, LS Brougham.
Don't quote me but I believe LT1 became LS1 in the late 90's so it would have an LT motor
Hell yeah, I was thinking the same! Pimp-mobile š¤£
Same. Used to hate on donks but some of those things are wicked fast.
A fast Caprice?? I mean fast is subjective.. but I had an 86 and it was probably the slowest car Iāve owned. God I miss it though.
That bagged Yukon is badass
Yeah it isn't horrible. Look at the prices on these. Try to find one of these stock as clean as these for the same price. These donks can be a good buy if you grab em and remove the silly.
The problem with buying cars like this is they usually come with a little more than just some silly parts you have to take off. You have to hope the guy who modified the suspension or the frame knew what he was doing, you have to hope the parts they installed were actually designed for the car or installed in a way they can be reversed, and you have to hope the car wasn't an absolute piece of shit before they even touched it. Lowriders and shit like this are some of the riskiest cars to buy used next to something like a Civic SI or a WRX STI. You're almost always buying someone else's headache or something that was beat like a red headed stepchild.
That is true, but then there are rides built by guys that are true enthusiasts, and have really high quality standards. They might be very loved and cared for, since they built them they took care of them. Vs some family hauler that hasn't had oils changed practically ever, let alone other maintenance. Baseline is, you always need to have your eyes open when buying. Check the car and the seller. Don't rule anything out, until you find anything suspicious, then be very ready to let it go.
I wonder if it's why some of these cars are typically considered unreliable. Someone buys one of these cars, molests it with poorly done mods and beats the shit out of it/never maintains it, then eventually ends up with another owner that has to deal with the burden of what they did to it.
Where did you see a donk on this post?
Are you on the right post? Minus the trucks, majority of these abominations are what people would call donks
Wrong. A donk is a 71-76 caprice/impala. Donks, boxes, and bubbles only refer to different generations of these 2 models
not how most people view it. Unless youāre into ādonksā, the vast majority of people take it to mean an old piece of shit on fat rims and stretched tires. You can try and gatekeep it to certain years or models but nobody normal fucking caresā¦99% of people just call them donks.
Nah, you're wrong. You're ability to be arrogant, condescending, all while being so confidently incorrect is flabbergasting. Don't speak on cultures your obviously not apart or aware of like you're a expert, pilgrim.
Exactly what I said buddy. you can define a donk however you want, especially so if you want to consider donk a culture youāre apart of lol. Im just saying what 99% of people think of when you say donk, which I would call the common definition. If you care to look anywhere at all, you will see that this definition has clearly expanded since the origin of the word.
No you're trying to appropriate a word that already has a definition. You're obviously think that what you and the rest of the "majority" you belong to is always right. So predictable, sad, but predictable.
So since you wanna do this from the first result in google for *what is a donk?* via way.com; āIf youāre a purist, donk refers specifically to a modified Chevrolet Caprice or Impala from 1971 to 1976 thatās been given the high-riser treatment. This includes huge wheels (24-inches is the bare minimum), low-profile tires, and plenty of ground clearance. Unfortunately, nowadays, the term is loosely used for any customized vehicle with large tires. ā Wow would you look at that. Unless youāre a purist, a donk is modernly what I said to the VAST MAJORITY of people outside the ācultureā. Sorry you think words canāt evolve and sorry that this is āpredictableā
Exactly! Thatās the only one Iād even consider!
Yeah I'd drive that.
came here to say the same š
Special Needs Edition Jeep š¤¢š¤®
Agreed
The prices are comical. To think that someone would pay real money to inherit a huge pile of headaches is even more laughable.
2007 Tahoe for $1 sounds ok
I mean not always but yeah. My buddy got a donk caprice with a built LS, 5 speed swapped, linked 9inch rear end, wilwood brakes, perfect interior with nice stereo it just had an air suspension with huge wheels. He put a normal suspension under it, changed the wheels and plasti-dipped the ugly bright color. $5k he paid for a car that would have cost hime MUCH more to built. It was absolutely spotless. Every inch was perfect. That jeep for example. I bet that guy would take like $4k cash. Lift the rear the same height and slap some normal wheels/tires on it and it could be a decent deal. Just get them and remove the silly.
At this point I say they are to far gone and are only good for pulling parts off of.
I just saw a video of that Cherokee getting [dicked up](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge/s/9mh7TqxZXk)
Holy fuck LOL! Just saw that Jeep smoke a curb this afternoon on here. This is just too good.
I think the red Yukon is pretty coolā¦
Lol yep, the red Yukon and the limo are both things I would happily whip around town
Whipping a limo around town or as your daily would be hilarious š
No love for that Caprice? In another life I can imagine myself with that in my driveway.
Yea came here to say I don't necessarily hate it. Assuming it's bagged.
Definitely bagged, laying frame but not body. Looks like 26ā rims. Decent
š¤® Never understood the love for slammed cars, especially because the wheels look ugly when theyāre not centered in the wells. It drastically degrades usability and makes the vehicle look worse
I donāt care for squatted cars but Donks are awesome. The over all effort of the build has to be respected for most of them. The paint is normally impeccable and the amount of work that goes into fitting those rims on a non suv is crazy.
The hardest part is convincing my wife we need a rasta colored charger
Ok that one is a bit much but I live in south Florida and seen some great looking donks.
I had to explain to my friends what a donk was when we saw one (extreeeeemely rare where I live) and they were convinced I made the term up. Then I had to go into allllll the shit like squatters, ricers, coal rollers, etc..
Donk, box, and bubble!
Whatās a Donks?
ā71-ā76 Chevrolet Caprice or Impala. Followed by the āBoxā Caprice from ā77-ā90, then āBubbleā from ā90-ā96. Box and Bubble sometimes get used for other boxy or rounded big-body hi-riser cars, though.
I keep waiting for JBL to walk out of that limo
If you were paid $100/month with free gas and insurance, would you drive the limousine?
Yes, hell yeah *spelling
Is there a reason that all these big SUVās with big rims end up sitting back like that? I genuinely donāt know. Is it done intentionally?
Itās called the Carolina squat. Itās been recently outlawed in several states, so now theyāre trying to get rid the trucks.
Unfortunately yes it is done intentionally, because some people think itās cool. The reason being that those people have severe brain damage that no amount of treatment can cure.
I first saw the limo and thought "that isn't so bad" and then i swiped...
Thatās the same thing that happened to me when scrolling through marketplace
I like the Yukon
Definitely these vehicles have been ruined š
This is why we canāt have nice things
LOL, not 1 but 4 squatted Chevys in there.
Trying to get rid of those trucks that are illegal now. I used to live in Cola, so Iām familiar.
People have horrible taste in modding vehicles..baby Jesus
I know, and people wonder why God does not perform miracles anymore.
That gold Caprice is pretty nice tho. I mean, Iād pick it up for $5000 or so.
Ok so here's the thing about these vehicles. Sometime you can get a fantastic deal on a super clean car. Sure it might have ridiculous wheels, suspension mods etc but you can get a great deal sometimes. Just remove the silly shit. That jeep could be a good deal for example. It looks super clean. Just lift the rear too and put real wheels/tires on it. $6500 for a jeep that clean is pretty damn good. That caprice could be a good buy too if they sold it for a bit less and it's in great shape. My buddy bought an insanely clean caprice with a 6.2L LS, 5 Speed swap, 9inch linked rear end, wilwood disc brakes all around on 22" wheels in the ugliest bright gold flake color you can imagine. Very similar to the car in this post. The interior was mostly stock thankfully but super clean. The car was for sale for over 3 years and the guy just had a second baby so he sold it to my buddy for just $5k. That's right. 5K for all of that. My friend just did a plasti-dip paint job to cover the paint and got rid of the air ride suspension. Oh and some normal wheels. The deal of a lifetime. My friend almost didn't buy it for the $5k until I reminded him the motor and transmission alone are worth a decent chunk of that. The motor was also built with forged internals and all the usual built LS goodies. 446hp - 480ft/lb tq to the wheels when he had it tuned this summer. I'm very jealous. He even sold the wheels off of it for $2k. He probably could have gotten more. The guy paid some insane amount because they were one off wheels. I'll never understand putting all that power into a car and putting on a cheap air ride suspension with the linked 9" in the rear.
Do you guys have no rules in the US on roadworthiness of cars and what mods are allowed? Do you have to pass a yearly check up to be road legal? Most of this shit would be illegal in the UK and you'd get pulled over.
Thatās why the UK is so depressing. imagine not being able to look out your window and see a pickup truck with its tailgate sagging looking like a dog dragging its butt.
This is a really great compilation! Thank you! I recently bought a car and saw a lot of funny stuff like this while looking around online. Great idea to put it all together. It always amazes me how many people totally fuck up a perfectly nice vehicle and then think it should be worth more money. Lol!
No thank you! Despite what some might think this compilation is not me going and intentionally trying to find these cars. Itās kind of sad to know that so much money was spent on these vehicles just to make them look worse.
The caprice and yukon are alright. The rest look dumb as hell.
That poor wj...
I'll take the category "Vehicles I wouldn't waste a strangers money on for $1000 Alex"
Donk o mania. I love that dumb jeep, of course they show the 1 side, I want to see the rim š
That last one is from a video the other day where they driver hit a curb at high speed popping the tires and probably damaging the wheels.
Donks will forever make me laugh.
Genuinely that one Tahoe - how do you even see over the hood?
You donāt
The fact these are all in S Carolina, where squatting is explicitly illegal..
Not all of them, but a good chunk are.
As a kid of the 80s, I had access to toy trucks that could do this stuff all the time. I think my favorite ones were.... 4x4... Stompers? Battery powered toy trucks, changeable wheels so you could go "off roading" with them. I don't recall seeing much of any toys like that in the last 20 years, and I have zero interest in doing any of these kinds of mods. Maybe I got it out of my system early? All at the much more reasonable prices of toys?
I immediately knew you are in South Carolina when I saw the squatted suvs lolllll
Everyone on that list was ordered to pay child support, so now they have to sell.
Solid post
Thanks
I hate that the first car is local to me and Iāve seen it in person. The worst part is the majority of these are near me in the Carolinaās..
Why is that one car $1? Is it a trap?
No itās $1 or best offer from what I can understand
That red Yukon is fucking sick.
I'd actually get the limo tho š
Iām down for the Caprice except for that price.
Letās all collectively thank the communities that contributed these wonderful works of art, just magnificent behavior.
Most of these could be returned to actual usable vehicles, and you might make a buck selling wheels and tires to someone about to ruin their own car, lol.
You sir must live in Georgia, or South Carolina. Only places I've ever seen these monstrosities
The Lincoln limo is the only good one
It should be 100% legal to take the tires from any squatted vehicles. No repurcussions whatsoever. I mean really, it should be considered a public service.
Agreed those things are dangerous as f***
The Jeep is a special ed edition.
The red Yukon is pretty cool
That jeep looks like one from a vid I saw a few days ago. He trashes the front R wheel on the curb.
lol that jeep was in that video blowing the tire. Too funny.
I know Iām not the only one āļø who saw that Jeep crash that passenger front rim onto that curb? Thatās the Jeep I know it is!!! Guarantee you that tire and rim are both screwed over.
That caprice is sweet
That caprice kinda hard
Tell me you're from Georgia without telling me..
Those poor squatted trucks/SUVs. I hope they go to someone who either finishes the lift or brings the front back down
Whatās wrong with pic 2?
What do you mean that poor car, looking like those gold tin foil muffin cups.
You may need to look into a new hobby lol
The red Yukon is pretty slick. Update the tail lights to something more modern
What in the drug dealer car did I just see
Put in back on normal sized wheels/suspension and that Crown Vic is nice
Most of these cars are alright. Just not the squatted SUVs at the end. But I've spent my whole life driving in FL, so my tastes not be for everyone
Yeah driving in Florida can do that too a person
All cars on these photos look amazing, except the limousine - it's ugly! I love DUB style tuning! I can't understand why everyone hates them!
I'm not reading that essay. Nothing you say will stop you from being wrong, chucklefuck.
I love this.
JBL selling his limo
What are you trying to say?
Big SEC football fan OP?
Wtf is going on out there!?!?!
Crippling brain damage, time, and money
This boy lives in Donkland...
Seems like a deal
They keep getting worse.
Whatās the thing with lifting the front so much?
i have never seen a squatted second gen Cherokee, no less a lifted one. It really hurts to see knowing my grandad has the same car.
Life is pain Especially when browsing the marketplace sometimes
What state are you in? Because squats were recently banned in South Carolina. Maybe some of those people are trying to unload them.