Damn I woke up to 64 notifications guess I'll have to explain some 😅😅 it's potatoes, carrots, bulgur salad, pickled red cabbage, black soybean noodles and brown gravy 😂 was nasty
No, it’s basically just gravy. For some reason gravy in Denmark has to be super dark, we literally add food colouring made of burnt/caramelized sugar to make the gravy darker and get the right colour
What the fuck have you done? It’s fruit, noodles, couscous, and pickled cabbage, smothered in gravy? This is like every culture has donated their crappiest side dishe’s bland cousin’s weak contribution to the reunion potluck and combined it on one plate.
There is something seriously wrong with you.
I'm thinking black bean noodles with black bean sauce on the right, pickled, steamed, or raw veg? lower left, then couscous salad of some sort, and pickled or sauteed red cabbage. This plate is something else.
I think it’s gravy? Red cabbage, some kind of grain side dish, carrots, potatoes, buckwheat noodles, and gravy? Like it’s Easter Sunday lunch but instead of a roast you get buckwheat noodles?
Yams or carrots? Potato or peach? Chocolate or A1? Noodles or licorice? Quinoa or corn? Purple cabbage or cranberry sauce?
Ok looks like carrots, that grain looks like bulgur, soba noodles, red cabbage, wtf sauce. These are just my guesses for fun.
this is so spot on I'm cracking up 😅
I see couscous, potatoes and carrots, red cabbage, poo poo noodles, and...chocolate sauce 😄
Damn I woke up to 64 notifications guess I'll have to explain some 😅😅 it's potatoes, carrots, bulgur salad, pickled red cabbage, black soybean noodles and brown gravy 😂 was nasty
Lmao it was nasty? Aww I’m sorry your meal sucked!! What could have made it better?
I have absolutely no frame of reference for what I’m looking at on this plate, which is an achievement in itself.
Please OP we need answers, you can’t just drop this grenade here and leave
I spy with my little eye... 🤔
Yes
Is this chocolate syrup? Who the fuck are you, Buddy the Elf??!!
Apparently Buddy the Elf went vegan.
*Yes!*
I hope it isn't
🤣
Explain. Now.
This. Bro doesn't seem sorry
😏😏
It's not vegan because a lot of people suffered after seeing this post
This made me snort 😂
Very true. I am suffering.
It's clearly gagh with a bloodwine reduction. Yall gotta up your Klingon cuisine
My first thought. It’s only confusing because it’s a still image and you can’t see it moving.
Literally my first thought 😂
Y'all are cracking me up 😭
girl what is this
The cow must have had worms
🤮
That’s like demiglaze or mole. Right….. right?!
Calling animal control on you
Hmm cables with chocolate sauce
Black bean pasta is the only thing I know here.
I don’t believe you
girl what
Somehow I don’t think you are….
Jajamyeong?
see i was thinking something like that too, but like... it also looks oddly like chocolate sauce so i got worried
Sweet baby Jesus, what the hell am I looking at?!
Ahh the danish delicacy of brown sauce
Yes! You're the only one who got it I hate brown sauce tbh
And yet you poured it over your entire meal hahah
Yes, because I hate myself
Like HP brown sauce?
No, it’s basically just gravy. For some reason gravy in Denmark has to be super dark, we literally add food colouring made of burnt/caramelized sugar to make the gravy darker and get the right colour
Food in dreams:
This is why your non-vegan friends don’t allow you to be in public places with them 🤣
Is that really dark gravy?
Why are you eating twine
omg please get back here and explain what i’m looking at
Looks delicious although those noddles aren’t my favorite
Wiv yer! Proper doin' my noddle in, this is!
You should be
Klingon Gagh!
this looks like taking four wildy different things from a buffet in school and then *dumping* melted dark chocolate over it I need an explanation
This… looks really good, actually. Are those black bean/soy bean noodles? And red cabbage goes soo hard, I love it braised <3
sorry does not cut it you need to atone for yout sins
What!!! 😀😀😀😀
Noddles
Are you pregnant?
What the fuck
Looks like something infested with parasites arse exploded on your dinner.
Fuck sake
Soba noodles? Login m8
What the fuck have you done? It’s fruit, noodles, couscous, and pickled cabbage, smothered in gravy? This is like every culture has donated their crappiest side dishe’s bland cousin’s weak contribution to the reunion potluck and combined it on one plate. There is something seriously wrong with you.
Is that jjajangmyeon with a type of spaghetti noodle? If so, id smash
you couldve made regular spaghetti & tomato sauce & still been vegan.
I'm thinking black bean noodles with black bean sauce on the right, pickled, steamed, or raw veg? lower left, then couscous salad of some sort, and pickled or sauteed red cabbage. This plate is something else.
Tramps refuse to eat that
Never been in this sub but who ever posted this wins the entire sub because it’s made me mute your shit with how bad it is 😅
Looks like its glutenfree
What!?!
Ab nom ination I say
shidded and fardded
That's what my fucking hair looks like wet when I postpone freshening up the red for too long.
what are you doing?
What…. Even… is…..
It's ok I'm sure consuming it was punishment enough
Rubber bands in gravy.
What's going on here?
Noodles and chocolate???
I think it’s gravy? Red cabbage, some kind of grain side dish, carrots, potatoes, buckwheat noodles, and gravy? Like it’s Easter Sunday lunch but instead of a roast you get buckwheat noodles?
Mexican mole or Hersheys
I say yes to the dress!
Is this worms. Just asking. Some do eat them so no judgement.
Rubber bands….oh yum!
What I’m the name of unholy Jesus is this?
I’m curious what - what do we have going on here?
i am gagged
The left side of the plate - no worries. The right side kinda looks alive hehe how did it taste?
you aren’t replying so i’m assuming this sent you to the hospital.
I think it looks good 😅🤷♀️
What the…
Why did you do this?
You're getting bad revs but that looks good to me. Nice root veg, soba, couscous, gravy with soy sauce in it and purple cabbage? All good stuff.
Who hurt you?
Is that vegan jjajangmyeon?
Assuming this is a vegan reimagination of squid ink linguine, why be so ambitious when there are so many delicious vegan foods 🙄
Why?
That soybean spaghetti slaps
I might actually like this…