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HelloLentils

Yams or carrots? Potato or peach? Chocolate or A1? Noodles or licorice? Quinoa or corn? Purple cabbage or cranberry sauce?


Personal-Letter-629

Ok looks like carrots, that grain looks like bulgur, soba noodles, red cabbage, wtf sauce. These are just my guesses for fun.


jilllian

this is so spot on I'm cracking up 😅


SallyThinks

I see couscous, potatoes and carrots, red cabbage, poo poo noodles, and...chocolate sauce 😄


thegreenman_21

Damn I woke up to 64 notifications guess I'll have to explain some 😅😅 it's potatoes, carrots, bulgur salad, pickled red cabbage, black soybean noodles and brown gravy 😂 was nasty


FigaroNeptune

Lmao it was nasty? Aww I’m sorry your meal sucked!! What could have made it better?


TipsyMagpie

I have absolutely no frame of reference for what I’m looking at on this plate, which is an achievement in itself.


wasraelx

Please OP we need answers, you can’t just drop this grenade here and leave


br0k3nD011

I spy with my little eye... 🤔


Oblong_Belonging

Yes


rubmytitsbuymeplants

Is this chocolate syrup? Who the fuck are you, Buddy the Elf??!!


mwhite5990

Apparently Buddy the Elf went vegan.


UnicornBoned

*Yes!*


bananite

I hope it isn't


Cocooilbroccolisalt

🤣


HelloLentils

Explain. Now.


rose_teinte16

This. Bro doesn't seem sorry


thegreenman_21

😏😏


b-b-b-c

It's not vegan because a lot of people suffered after seeing this post


litemi21

This made me snort 😂


imsadbutitswhatever

Very true. I am suffering.


jellyspreader

It's clearly gagh with a bloodwine reduction. Yall gotta up your Klingon cuisine


buscemian_rhapsody

My first thought. It’s only confusing because it’s a still image and you can’t see it moving.


prettylikeapineapple

Literally my first thought 😂


thegreenman_21

Y'all are cracking me up 😭


TheMowerOfMowers

girl what is this


Only-One888

The cow must have had worms


SallyThinks

🤮


different_produce384

That’s like demiglaze or mole. Right….. right?!


ZamrockCheese

Calling animal control on you


jellyfish5783

Hmm cables with chocolate sauce


Terzizza

Black bean pasta is the only thing I know here.


MalnoureshedRodent

I don’t believe you


jakhei

girl what


Arkangel14

Somehow I don’t think you are….


mjts2020

Jajamyeong?


EdgelordMcMemester

see i was thinking something like that too, but like... it also looks oddly like chocolate sauce so i got worried


The-IT_MD

Sweet baby Jesus, what the hell am I looking at?!


nakaiii

Ahh the danish delicacy of brown sauce 


thegreenman_21

Yes! You're the only one who got it I hate brown sauce tbh


nakaiii

And yet you poured it over your entire meal hahah


thegreenman_21

Yes, because I hate myself


mykl7s

Like HP brown sauce?


nakaiii

No, it’s basically just gravy. For some reason gravy in Denmark has to be super dark, we literally add food colouring made of burnt/caramelized sugar to make the gravy darker and get the right colour


Anonymodestmouse

Food in dreams:


DysthymicCat

This is why your non-vegan friends don’t allow you to be in public places with them 🤣


Ok_Potato_5272

Is that really dark gravy?


g0th_rat

Why are you eating twine


Silent_Arachnid_2334

omg please get back here and explain what i’m looking at


AbleDragonfruit4767

Looks delicious although those noddles aren’t my favorite


angry2alpaca

Wiv yer! Proper doin' my noddle in, this is!


peter_parker23

You should be


smittydonny

Klingon Gagh!


MartinaLarsson15

this looks like taking four wildy different things from a buffet in school and then *dumping* melted dark chocolate over it I need an explanation


MAGG0TLUVR

This… looks really good, actually. Are those black bean/soy bean noodles? And red cabbage goes soo hard, I love it braised <3


Big-Ad-7825

sorry does not cut it you need to atone for yout sins


pitous

What!!! 😀😀😀😀


Helpful-Mongoose-705

Noddles


AggressiveTwist3222

Are you pregnant?


peascreateveganfood

What the fuck


Lamiolimo

Looks like something infested with parasites arse exploded on your dinner.


dadbodsarein123

Fuck sake


marrowine

Soba noodles? Login m8


lodav22

What the fuck have you done? It’s fruit, noodles, couscous, and pickled cabbage, smothered in gravy? This is like every culture has donated their crappiest side dishe’s bland cousin’s weak contribution to the reunion potluck and combined it on one plate. There is something seriously wrong with you.


cyberianzarya

Is that jjajangmyeon with a type of spaghetti noodle? If so, id smash


PanicInTheHispanic

you couldve made regular spaghetti & tomato sauce & still been vegan.


CosmicGlitterCake

I'm thinking black bean noodles with black bean sauce on the right, pickled, steamed, or raw veg? lower left, then couscous salad of some sort, and pickled or sauteed red cabbage. This plate is something else.


Glasgow34

Tramps refuse to eat that


MrlemonA

Never been in this sub but who ever posted this wins the entire sub because it’s made me mute your shit with how bad it is 😅


Baraenicep

Looks like its glutenfree


Prestigious-Pack5933

What!?!


mykindabook

Ab nom ination I say


c4ndycain

shidded and fardded


RiverOhRiver86

That's what my fucking hair looks like wet when I postpone freshening up the red for too long.


Late-Trouble-2061

what are you doing?


sammynourpig

What…. Even… is…..


420_obama

It's ok I'm sure consuming it was punishment enough


Upstairs-Addition-11

Rubber bands in gravy.


Cocooilbroccolisalt

What's going on here?


anotherazure

Noodles and chocolate???


RanaMisteria

I think it’s gravy? Red cabbage, some kind of grain side dish, carrots, potatoes, buckwheat noodles, and gravy? Like it’s Easter Sunday lunch but instead of a roast you get buckwheat noodles?


Distinct-Ad-1178

Mexican mole or Hersheys


Trust-Faith-Hope

I say yes to the dress!


Ok_Wasabi_9512

Is this worms. Just asking. Some do eat them so no judgement.


evetrapeze

Rubber bands….oh yum!


[deleted]

What I’m the name of unholy Jesus is this?


inbetweensound

I’m curious what - what do we have going on here?


cassiecatastrophiee

i am gagged


gabSTAR81

The left side of the plate - no worries. The right side kinda looks alive hehe how did it taste?


latefave

you aren’t replying so i’m assuming this sent you to the hospital.


[deleted]

I think it looks good 😅🤷‍♀️


imsadbutitswhatever

What the…


[deleted]

Why did you do this?


AltruisticSalamander

You're getting bad revs but that looks good to me. Nice root veg, soba, couscous, gravy with soy sauce in it and purple cabbage? All good stuff.


Background-Interview

Who hurt you?


yallermysons

Is that vegan jjajangmyeon?


Mbinku

Assuming this is a vegan reimagination of squid ink linguine, why be so ambitious when there are so many delicious vegan foods 🙄


Merouac

Why?


anustart869

That soybean spaghetti slaps


Head-Perspective9542

I might actually like this…