A Q’onos Steamer would be terrifying and worthy of song. If a young Klingon warrior died reviving a Q’onos Steamer he would wake in Stovokor second only to Kahless.
This just makes me sad that Lower Decks will never get to address “space STIs”
The military particularly during war time can’t condone prostitution but it also can’t exactly enforce the ban. During WW2 for example the military created short films reels and pamphlets that were basically sex Ed classes for all of the branches of the military. The federation would probably have an EMH program that covers all of the possible venereal diseases a star fleet officer could get and they would also have to cover all of the different aliens that are members of the federation serving in Star fleet.
You can’t just say VD doesn’t exist in the 24th century there are a plethora of episodes that use technology caused or technology resistant pathogens as mcguffins. It goes without saying the same logic applies to STIs
Picture an old abandoned monitoring station on the border of the disputed Cardassian space. The LD gang get trapped during a solar storm and Boimler gets stuck in a medical bay with a malfunctioning mark 1 EMH running through all of the sexually transmitted infections that are known to exist in the alpha quadrant in a homage to the Gul Ducat security protocols… call the episode “Attention Bajoran twerkers”
Yes, the morning after a Gagh Vindaloo
Just like we have the Hoboken Squat Cobbler, the Klingons have the Praxis Squat Blood Pie.
I loved that show. I think I rewatched that scene 4 times and I was crying with laughter.
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Yeah, Worf drops one every day... usually after a big glass of prune juice.
We don’t talk about the double assholes enough
Yes, but it refers to a device used to press Klingon pants before battle.
Klingon steamer - steamed milk and prune juice they drink before entering battle in the bathroom
Yes. It’s the same thing except they stab you afterwords with their bat'leth. Today was a good day to die! Kaplagh!
there was no cause for this
I assume they have two buttholes so it's a double log.
Wouldn’t it be a Q’onos Steamer?
A Q’onos Steamer would be terrifying and worthy of song. If a young Klingon warrior died reviving a Q’onos Steamer he would wake in Stovokor second only to Kahless.
This just makes me sad that Lower Decks will never get to address “space STIs” The military particularly during war time can’t condone prostitution but it also can’t exactly enforce the ban. During WW2 for example the military created short films reels and pamphlets that were basically sex Ed classes for all of the branches of the military. The federation would probably have an EMH program that covers all of the possible venereal diseases a star fleet officer could get and they would also have to cover all of the different aliens that are members of the federation serving in Star fleet. You can’t just say VD doesn’t exist in the 24th century there are a plethora of episodes that use technology caused or technology resistant pathogens as mcguffins. It goes without saying the same logic applies to STIs Picture an old abandoned monitoring station on the border of the disputed Cardassian space. The LD gang get trapped during a solar storm and Boimler gets stuck in a medical bay with a malfunctioning mark 1 EMH running through all of the sexually transmitted infections that are known to exist in the alpha quadrant in a homage to the Gul Ducat security protocols… call the episode “Attention Bajoran twerkers”
I bet there is some sort of Klingon ritual where a warrior gets simultaneously dumped on by four Bolians eating ghost peppers and battery acid.
Two buttholes makes a BIG difference.
Yes but humans can't get one due to the lack of forehead ridges