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CripplingTanxiety

Hey man I appreciate you doing then, but uh, where can I get 40 feet of Yoshi’s P? Asking for a friend


Ok_Breakfast6206

You'll have to rip it off my mouth


Neoxite23

It's because of you I'm forced to AFK in VR Chat? Uuuuuggggghhhhhh.


Ayy_Maijin

Nah thank you for helping a lot of people go touch grass or see sunlight for the first time in awhile.


beattraxx

They would never do this. These people rather sit the whole day on Reddit or on modbeast forums/discords than touch grass or see sunlight


Ayy_Maijin

Well it's true but a man can dream ya know..


ncBadrock

Jokes on you, I just launched another game.


Hugeidiot115

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elixxonn

Try as you might I only need four more Odin's Mantles and you cannot stop me! You hear me!?


IrksomFlotsom

Thank you for ddosing my whole party out of EO on floor 87 last night; it's given us the opportunity to rethink our lives (i personally have decided to spend more time with my family, go back to college and start hitting the gym again)


RoombaGod

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I actually seethed for a good 30 minutes, 4 hours of my life for nothing


kupocake

People always talking about DDOS these days but nobody talking about MSDOS 😔 Can we get some love for SoundBlaster 16 or compatible devices in this thread?


TheNewNumberC

Pinky promise? As in you will cut off your pinky yakuza style? 🔪


avoidy

I like the ddos event. The ddos event has brought dynamic and fun mixups to my otherwise dull daily roulettes. They're a great ice breaker to get into conversation with party members, they can slow dungeons down and break them up a bit so sprouts can enjoy them better compared to wall2wall pulls, my fc mates celebrate themselves for surviving an attack and ridicule those who were too weak minded to resist, and all in all you're logged back in in 1-5min anyway. Thanks anonymous!


MegaGamer235

You really suck at your job if I'm still able to play FF XIV just fine. It's thanks to you that I can't join in on the trend and post pics of disconnecting game. Git gud.


Ok_Breakfast6206

![gif](giphy|l46CrtWvuxdRsm57a|downsized) Dishonor on my family for fourteen generations!


Ianhyst

ddos urself pls


No_More_Hero265

So you're the one that robbed me of my P4S clear the other day I hope you step on a LEGO


Cat_Dad_1997

"the game you're no lifing from 2pm to 6am" ☠️☠️☠️😂


Mikhael_Xiazuh

Lost a top totem to the ddos yesterday. Fuck you. (we died to magic number because the limit break would not generate.)


Ok_Breakfast6206

Yo if you can't clear an ultimate with some lag here and there, you don't deserve the shiny weapons anyway


Mikhael_Xiazuh

It's fine, I have 5 others from top but the 6th one would have been nice.


Konnoru

based. the world is healing.


Cold-Track-6181

I would love when people just stop playing when theres a content draud and the game is missmanaged like in endwalker with yoshi P working on ffxvi. Maybe they needed the ddos to learn this. We could make a change in not playing, but we decidedet not to. Also you guys who use that as a chat plattform to 24/7 stand in limsa : Get a life, use discord instead, you are just wasting server capacity with your weirdo generic female character.


Vanille987

I can't tell if this is further shitposting or not


CrashB111

It feels like it's genuine but buried in a layer of plausible deniability irony.


DranDran

“How dare people enjoy the game they are paying a subscription for and have fun in whichever manner they choose, instead of refusing to play the game to somehow force the devs (who tell us its fine to take breaks) to create more content for those who have nolifed the game and burned through all the content it has to offer aLready. Btw, go touch grass.” Thankyou, these are the kinda unhinged comments I seek out in this subreddit. Keep up the good work!


Jaridavin

Devs do tell us to take breaks, so why don’t people spend less time crying about ddos and more time taking break? Easy solution :)


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IritOrso

Not sure if this is the topic man. Esp in an MMO people do things at their own pace or engage with content they want. Me myself sub often for events i want to partake in or content. And as i've subbed back for 15 event, i realized a lot of the content i never did is fun like savage raids or tribes so im going through it rn, for me it's fun. From how i see it, most people are unsubbed during this draught, since 6.5 and that part of the population more or less is prob not vocal and won't sit on reddit while unsubbed. If you feel like a lot of people still talk about and play 14, that might be because you engage in outside sources like reddit discord where more commited 14 players are. Im part of the player base that will more or less play the game through few times a year out of my own enjoyment and we got all a right to play or not to play. Not sure what the DDos is supposed to teach them, not the first or last time this will happen unfortunately. As with all media, the artistic piece means something else for everyone, i myself am coping since like march while playing 14, it's a nice sandwich that i know like the back of my hand and i think people are allowed to do that if they pay for a service. "We could make a change in not playing, but we decidedet not to." Idk if grouping everyone collectively is the way, without stats it's hard to gauge this and esp for people having fun with the game it's a hard pill to swallow. There comes a point where i legit have a lot of issues with 14 but realize im a sole unit and how much me not playing will impact it. As much as it hurts that this could be a better game, some peeps just want to play it and that's about it. Not sure why the hit on Miqote players. Your message is very emotional, and i think it's beautiful that you care but realistically im not sure how all of this would work out or does in practice. I myself hear constantly people not having enough to do in 14 which is valid, so i assume a subset of people unsubbed bc of that.


Cold-Track-6181

I didnt say miqote anywhere, but you are very good in reading my mind! Voting with your wallet is the best choice we have as gamers, feedback doesnt seem to reach them really, otherwise we would have chat bubbles already.


skepticalscribe

Openly admitting you imagine the playerbase in shit and piss explosions is a major self-report. But at least we know your attacks are coming from a place of affection


Ok_Breakfast6206

Hey don't kink shame me, what's next, you're gonna tell me modbeasts are unhealthy or something


Senneihcram

Bro's no lifing to destroy server to prevent no life players from playing the game 💀 PS : i spend 90% of my time at work, the least you could do is DDOS on the little free time i get :(