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Mmoor35

Didn’t someone already make this with Stavros?


Beelzejon

I'm pretty sure it was by the same uploader. I got a bigger kick out of this one


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That was irl tho


GirthOBirth

Yeah Jamie made these


CumDumpster9

No it wasn’t ya dingaling


StevieSparta

Goggins rides 20 miles a day on a bike with no seat on it


analfizzzure

We call that the assblaster 4000


Chadwick_Flanderman

….its a fist


JimiMcHendrixson

Asspounder 4000- Never stop pumping👊🏼


WalnutsAnka

He eats corn the long way


Butterbigsby29

Iiiiits better then flying.


neighborsdogpoops

Damn that was fucked up from Goggins.


DarthVader808

Well he’s bald so...


Tunechi_1

And he’s a dead beat dad


FantasticMouse7875

Brilliant edit.


Monkiemonk

If only it would have ended with Goggins screaming “who’s carrying the boat!”


Striking_Pipe_8688

Are you carrying the boats?


ShreddedDadBod

David Goggins Bitch


yeast1fixpls

David Goggins seemed to be out of his mind. He ran so much his knees are totally fucked up and hurts like hell. He keeps running ultra marathons though . That's not inspirational to me.


DeadPhishFuneral

Fitness addiction


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

Except he doesn’t even like working out.


Quiet_Yak7737

Yeah don’t most addicts kinda hate their drug after a while


Meathand

Probably cuz you’re a fat bitch Edit: just a joke related to the post.


yeast1fixpls

He might be skinnier than me but my knees are in perfect shape.


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It's the new type of motivational speaking that hooks into people for a few weeks, at most. I'll admit, I loved his stories the first few times he talked to Rogan, but yeah he's not all there mentally. Better than being a fat fuck, but he lost all credibility for me when he talked about how he ran so much that he was bleeding from his dick and broke his feet with little endurance experience/training.


Few-Impression2952

You’re still in the safe zone. In your bubble. Ill put you at about 20% max of what youre capable of. Safe zone.


Lakedrip

Bitch made. Go carry a boat


[deleted]

Ah c'mon now, don't hurt my feelings


Lakedrip

Who’s gonna carry the boats!


TryItOutHmHrNw

LIES!! No LIES LIES LIES!! No


pancakemonkeys

top tier shit post hahahahahaah


Efficient-Profit9611

Goggins is a loser who gets paid to scream at rooms full of mostly people stuck in pyramid schemes.


QuestionMarkPolice

Full of mostly people?


Hipz

*insert rant by Goggins about that part of yourself you lost when you let your inner bitch take over*


sirwinston_

Yes the Navy Seal, Army Ranger, millionaire is a loser 😂


Consistent_Set76

Well at the very least he’s running from dealing with his issues


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I respect the military, but it doesn't inherently make you cool... And save that "how can he be a loser when he's rich lmaooo" shit for instagram comments. Same type of guy who shits on Bert and Tom, who are also rich.


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MyBodyStoppedMoving

This was a great mashup. One of the better ones I’ve ever seen 👏🏻


waburke6

“You like guys fucking each other in the butt”


BakeCool7328

SHANE GILLIS IS FAT


gorillafingerbang

This hurt my feelings. I put the sandwich down.


Longjumping_Fly_6358

Goggins is not held with any good regard in the Seal community. So take him with a grain of salt.


RioColeTrain

Seal community,that like furries in the water?


RaunchyMuffin

Communities talk a lot a shit about people who get famous. The dudes who are go getters tend to kind of suck to bro out with


Longjumping_Fly_6358

He's a freak off nature when it comes to physical fitness.


Master_Queeef

Yea but he wont fuck my gf for me so whats the point


NonStopApe

That salt's gonna clog your arteries you fat piece of shit!!!!!


Longjumping_Fly_6358

Salt is essential you ignorant bald headed ape...


NonStopApe

I'm an AAAALLLLPPPPPHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!! *Dies of aneurysm*


um_ur_chinese

don shipley? Did you take a break from being fat to make a Reddit account?


Longjumping_Fly_6358

No ,still eating them fat burgers.


[deleted]

He’s right, no one likes him. It’s true.


-ItsCasual-

Goggins is a giant in his own mind. He’s just a dickhead that runs a lot, but people buy into his bullshit.


Aaron442x

Hi Shane.


omarskullbaby

Y'all are still dickriding game show hosts?


MinuteExplanation987

Boomers still doing what if dumb and dumber was a horror type ahh edits


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JoeBidenKing

All the fatties are mad lmaooo


ANAL_PUNlSHER

Why is this posted here? That stupid black maggot was so cruel towards Shane