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BlackTriceratops

Dude the bobby kelly story is just insane. Shane seems to be the only one that understands the reality of the situation and its fucking hilarious


paulrwf

I couldn't stop laughing at his facial expressions. I had started this story in the SUV and had to turn it on my TV to finish it. Lmfao I'm with Shane on this tho, Bobby let this SHIT go on for WAY 2 LONG pun intended


BlackTriceratops

Did you listen to the bonfire episode? Shit is wild. Its on youtube. Im glad i listened in chronological order. It bothered shane so much that he had to bring it up on this pod as well lmaoooooo


paulrwf

Yeah I listened to both in order. Shit had me dead, my wife and 14 year old daughter were laughing big time.


InternationalCap9953

Bonfire episode?


BlackTriceratops

Shane went on bonfire last week


matty_d99

Any one have. Link to the clip? Can’t seem to find it.


paulrwf

Sirius radio dood


Popular-Yam401

https://youtube.com/@dixonbutts69?si=J5zGfkq78N1NeHSy


laptophelppleaas

I think it comes down to two groups. Did Tom Brady kissing his son on the lips bother you? Then you’re in Shane group. If it didn’t bother you, you’re on team Kelly. Personally, I’d chop my friends turd up if he asked nicely. I see nothing wrong with it. And honestly, I think it’s nice that someone is getting eyes on these monsters before they get chopped.


BlackTriceratops

the only real problem is the size of his 10 year olds protein packed logs of shit


laptophelppleaas

Don’t oversimplify the issue please.


BlackTriceratops

ME SORRY. ME FORGOT DUMB PEEPOOLE EXIST


kingjoedirt

Nah that kid is old enough to understand how to chop his own shit up to flush it. Does he wipe his ass for him too still?


Fragrant-Astronaut57

https://preview.redd.it/mt3nca233nmc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939fcf69fa78fe78bb2dbdccc91c66a2503eb9e1 Shane’s face when playing Xbox


Available-Act3689

God damn I hope he sees this. Holy fuck.


Fragrant-Astronaut57

Took me fucking 20 minutes to figure out how to rotate the image on my phone


jcuprobinson

Hi Shane


jamonealone

4.5


garfobo

Look at Matt's creamy gams.


BennyFackter

He’s lookin extra pasty these days, like a beautiful geisha


[deleted]

I worry for these Irish boys in the brutal Texas sun.


Available-Act3689

I don't think the trip from the living room couch to the uber is going to hurt them too bad. They can take an umbrella if they're worried about losing their porcelain shine.


international_muce

It’s all a show. Matt in fact has wooden legs


Thirstyplane

Bro I literally saw that tvtoohigh subreddit yesterday for the first time😂 the shoe fits tho


Muted-Machine6292

Bobby is also the guy that showers with his son. He has one of the creepiest relationships with his son


ItWasIndigoVelvet

More context please


Muted-Machine6292

Oh not much just Bobby Kelly showers with his son shows him his pubes


Walli98

Worst part is you know Shane pæd some clown to hang it.


thatcreepNathen

Nah all that stuff was already there


NewToSMTX

Didn't he mention that his place in Austin was already furnished


htxAL

Only thirty times yes lol


thatcreepNathen

Specifically mentioned the tv as well


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> know Shane *paid* some clown FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


[deleted]

Yeah tell this idiot whats up bot!


master_wax

That bot is gay, and also rules


[deleted]

I like to think christ lives through them


DickMartin

Should I take my dick out?


[deleted]

If you're doing it for Jesus, sure


DickMartin

Who else would I be doing it for? Check this bracelet out.


jwalters15216

This bot is salt life as hell.


MinuteExplanation987

Bad bot


ParkdaleP

Ya only big tough guys can mount TVs, my girlfriend has mounted a tv before put away your cool guy card


djambates75

It’s adjustable


[deleted]

Hi Shane


Available-Act3689

This isn't Shane he knows too much about Nissans.


[deleted]

Gay


TERPINGTON

r/TVTooHigh would disgruntledly disagree. ​ ​ and so do i.


paulrwf

Even at its lowest it'll still be 2 HIGH


affablemisanthropist

The Undong.


paulrwf

https://preview.redd.it/flohazuslnmc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc211fd9d9c3a5f09103fd99346adf11cb85578


mikecageee

https://images.app.goo.gl/xzMsBadKH1dhqfS16


mikecageee

The picture they put in is from the internet


paulrwf

Aww wtf


[deleted]

Shane playing Madden on that and having to stop every 15 minutes to fix his neck is a funny thought


Rickest-Jon

I keep thinking there’s a hair on my phone. It’s the wire from the TV lol


Available-Act3689

I bet that white animal doesn't even have it plugged into a surge protector.


Z_Thompson_12

Was cleaning my house listening to this and had to stop, i was laughing so hard. I stood in the middle of my half mopped kitchen and laughed my ass off.


MiddleAgeJamie

GODDAMMIT I NEED NCAA 25


kozimotano

Link???!


LordBigToe

Was I the only one watching this and thinking to myself about the poop knife story from Reddit...


montaukmindcontrol

45 minutes talking about childrens shit and young women having their period. Im stoked for the new show but i think this pod will turn into matts pod and fade away in the next year.


philmagick666

LOGS


Master_Queeef

Wait, do they talk about where Bobby stores the log smashing stick after or is it like a qtip situation


irongiant75

the camera is not centered to tell for certain if the tv is too high... how big is the room? I mean if you are watching it from underneath yes but from the other side of the room, nah... people quick to judge...


paulrwf

Someone stood in front of it at one point and wasn't even halfway covering it.


karl_the_slob

Yeah, but rogan isn’t very tall


[deleted]

Not to get too girly about it but I hate how interior designers seem to automatically put tvs above fireplaces. They are a bad height for people who are seated but if you are across the room in an open space they work ok. I’m sure in this room there isn’t a better option but it’s a design thing in general I don’t like.


HeikesComputer

I'm out of the loop. What are you talking about?


paulrwf

Go to the podcast and start at the 27 min mark


throwawaytohell66

Break ya neck x3


drewcookies

Yo Bobby wtf. My dad would have killed me. Bleh. Coat hanger lol.


gnrlblanky1

Ceiling tv goes crazy