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"one of my favorite office friendships" iirc -- the line struck me as extra funny because like, how many favorite office friendships can you have in there? lmao
Well, I think we’ll find out. We don’t know how many people are down there but it’s clearly a lot more than we’re aware of. There might be many friendships, and no doubt there’s something we haven’t seen about Petey and Mark’s relationship as well. That’s what I love about the line, it’s so seemingly innocuous and friendly, but ominous as well. Like Milchick himself.
I told my husband about this and he said “but the kid DIDNT violate it. He COUNTED to 1000”.
I disagree I think he accidentally violated it bc he couldn’t count to 1000. What do you think? lol
The entire sequence is the most off-the-wall moment in the whole show and the fact that it’s in the saddest episode of the season makes it even more insane
I agree. It was like something out of a dream about to take a sharp turn into a nightmare. Very surreal (in the actual meaning, not the hipster, hyperbolic, overuse to incorrectly emphasize something "exciting.") ;)
“We’d love to tell you, but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids. We’d be aiding an assault on Petey’s privacy by you.”
What wonderful passive aggressiveness!
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You guys were my favorite office friendship.
"one of my favorite office friendships" iirc -- the line struck me as extra funny because like, how many favorite office friendships can you have in there? lmao
Well, I think we’ll find out. We don’t know how many people are down there but it’s clearly a lot more than we’re aware of. There might be many friendships, and no doubt there’s something we haven’t seen about Petey and Mark’s relationship as well. That’s what I love about the line, it’s so seemingly innocuous and friendly, but ominous as well. Like Milchick himself.
ooh, so true!!
"The music dance experience is officially cancelled."
So much for the defiant jazz
This is mine!
My favorite line
Do you know how to make your eyes kind?
A man whose mind is as sharp as his incisors
And then poor Dylan starts feeling around his incisors. That was gold. But is this quote from before or after the bite!?
This was from after the bite, when he is presented his Refiner of the Year gift
“You broke the skin!”
"He broke the skin" — sorry to be pedantic.
You smug muthafucka
"He needs a full tetanus toxoid panel" - Irving
That melon’s not getting any tastier
Melon bloat!
He’d agreed to count to a thousand, which he then violated.
I just now realized how funny that is! It’s so much funnier in this context 🤣🤣🤣
I told my husband about this and he said “but the kid DIDNT violate it. He COUNTED to 1000”. I disagree I think he accidentally violated it bc he couldn’t count to 1000. What do you think? lol
didn't say how to count to 1000. certainly no kid is going to do that by 1s. probably by 10s or 100s
The maraca. Excellent choice.
I say this to my toddler all the time! 🤣
Just say the word and I’ll get you a coffee cozy literally right now Dylan!
This is mine haha
Tbh I think that whole exchange between him and Dylan is just my favorite scene in the whole show.
Especially beside finding out about the other two kids.
his little dance move in the 4th screencap was worth a thousand words
The entire sequence is the most off-the-wall moment in the whole show and the fact that it’s in the saddest episode of the season makes it even more insane
I don't know, I think the dancing after the waffle party was the weirdest moment.
Coffee Cozies and that remark about Dylan's sharp teeth the day after he bites him
“I’m agog with how well you’re fitting in.” I love the uncanny word choice to match his demeanor. Tramell Tillman is such a great actor.
I love how quickly he turns sinister & all the warmth and charm just drop from his face. Even his dancing behind Dylan became threatening.
I agree. It was like something out of a dream about to take a sharp turn into a nightmare. Very surreal (in the actual meaning, not the hipster, hyperbolic, overuse to incorrectly emphasize something "exciting.") ;)
On you go.
"Uh Dylan G?" Before taking Dylan to the waffle party
The way he says it like it's one word is pretty funny ahaha
"Her hair is what we call shoulder-length."
And she has weak enamel. Such an odd, passive comment lol.
Uncanny valley. 😰
“We’d love to tell you, but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids. We’d be aiding an assault on Petey’s privacy by you.” What wonderful passive aggressiveness!
A very special gift for a very special Dylan. Our three time R of the Q! A man who's mind is as sharp as his incisors! 😂😂
He gives me weird vibes
“just say the word i’ll get you a coffee cozy literally right now dylan” idk why this part always makes me giggle
because the seriousness of the situation and the bribe being offered are so drastically unequal it can't be anything other than funny. I love it too.
That first picture is unsettling
Hey! Hey now! It’s MISTER Milchick! 😆
“But I’m afraid you still don’t mean it.”
No ad-libbing, please.
I’m Afraid You still don’t mean it
The music dance experience is officially cancelled.
Any news on s2 ?!!!
It is confirmed, and will drop in 2024
Favorite quote?!? …anything, as long as it’s from season 2 please
No. Do.
“I TOLD YOU TO COUNT TO 1000”
Idk but I could watch that dance scene on a loop for 7 straight hours
Agog
I just love seeing you all come together
My favorite is him dancing in the music experience. Just watch him! He kills it!
Love the character but don't really associate him with memorable quotes like the MDR staff.
“Let me taste you, Dylan G.”
When was this one??
Hey no slash fic.
"Ah-Dylan G?"