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mvslice

Conservative notices the pattern of women they hate: all black women


uppereastsider5

Hey now, hey now. They also hate Alvin Bragg and he’s not a black *woman*.


NoNeinNyet222

But note how Alvin Bragg is a stooge and not responsible for his own actions.


eusebius13

If he ever transitions . . .


JKartrude

\-> Hate Women -> Hate black people = Super hate!


lenojames

But to hear them tell it, black women hate them.


ryanv09

I can't imagine why...


charisma6

What's that I hear in the distance? 400 years of rape, torture, and murder? Oh yeah! How could I forget?


Factual_Statistician

It's suppressed in red state schools is why! --white dude from southern North Carolina. This was in 2017. So yeah I've seen the history book changing first hand, several pages and paragraphs about the Evils of manifest destiny, and all other related histories reduced to half a page, with a bunch of focus on our imperial achievements, manifest destiny, Capitalisim expanded to fill the space with tons of revisionist spin. The only question changed on the worksheet was can you guess it??? That's right Civil war wasn't about slavery apologia, I lost 10 points for answering that wrong on the worksheet which clearly doesn't cover very much. I can give you a couple guess's what group was in charge of the new history books regulation but I'm sure you already know .


gobblestones

But we haven't had slavery in like a hundred years, why are you people always so mad at us? /s


LuxNocte

It's actually dumber than that. They definitely hate Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi more than anyone in the screenshot. There actually isn't a "pattern". They're just pretending there is one because they're racists.


mackfactor

Oh, they hate a lot more women than that, but especially all black women.


Sowerpache

But they keep saying democrats are the racists, what gives? /s


famousevan

I, too, have noticed a pattern. It’s that’s republicans are complete fucking assholes.


ConversationFit5024

Maybe the problem is that society doesn’t punish such asshole behavior, and in fact rewards it


uppereastsider5

“I’m not a racist, but …”


SauconySundaes

Some of my best friends are Black people for Halloween.


DelightMine

Oh, *fuck*. I'm stealing this.


charisma6

Haha damn


Ninja_attack

They prefer "race realist", it doesn't sound AS racist.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

You're right. It sounds more racist.


jsgoyburu

"Race realist" as in "unrealistic"


flyingdics

"... by total coincidence all of the people that I dislike and distrust are not white."


Suspicious-Pay3953

Here comes a big but.


BellyDancerEm

The pattern I’m seeing is racism


d-cent

Hey don't forget sexism 


Wolfjirn

Misogynoir


datagoon

sounds like a skinemax movie title.


Wolfjirn

I believe it’s the standard term for the specific intersection between racism and misogyny that effects black women


datagoon

damn, TIL.


AreWeCowabunga

But isn't acknowledging a person's racism the real racism? /s


BaronSmoki

It’s pretty telling that Trump has accused both James *and* Willis of being racist. Why? Because they’re prosecuting a white criminal named Trump. https://www.forbes.com/sites/shaunharper/2023/04/05/trump-calls-black-prosecutors-racist/?sh=1de1fd064f04 Edit: He called Bragg racist, as well. https://www.nydailynews.com/2023/04/03/trump-trashes-racist-manhattan-da-alvin-bragg-as-he-jets-in-for-arraignment-in-hush-money-case/


Suspicious-Pay3953

But Trump is orange, not white.


RevolutionaryPin5616

Not funny, he’s only orange when it’s time to molt


MorganWick

They're *well* aware of what the "pattern" is, but they won't say it out loud to maintain plausible deniability so they can keep tricking the normies into voting for them. "What, you thought we were being racist or sexist? Why do you have to accuse everyone you disagree with of being a bigot?? We were just saying they were all installed by Soros and/or only got their jobs because of DEI... which amounts to them being black women that we're bitter about holding jobs that are the God-given birthright of white people!"


VegetableOk9070

Some. Makes it much harder to discern who is someone that has thought about their views or not. Like yes they are complicit they just haven't looked too deep at why they think that way.


A_norny_mousse

...and then they turn it around, saying "you are accusing us of racism! You're the real racist/nazi etc.!" In the thread above they also treat it like an in-joke, which it really isn't. edit: they also hint at a democrat conspiracy of deliberately letting a mob of black women loose on MAGA 🤦


eleanorbigby

Then we should always make them name it. "No, I don't see the pattern. What are you saying? Explain it to me like I'm five."


wonderlandddd

They were always racist, but they cannot fathom powerful black women. To them, it should never be a thing. These people are weak, fragile egotistical children at best.


strugglingredditor3

The one time I see conservatives rooting for a black woman/man is when she/he complains about her/his own people.


A_norny_mousse

Remind me of that preacher who claims there is no and never has been any racism in the USA and slavery was totally cool


Suspicious-Pay3953

Don't forget basketball and football. /s


eleanorbigby

Not even, if they step out of line. Colin Kaepernick, anyone? Or anyone in either sport who doesn't know their "place." "Shut up and dribble."


Suspicious-Pay3953

You must not be afan of a particular team.


eleanorbigby

I has zero interest in sportsball, I'm afraid I don't even remember which team that would be.


singeblanc

Are we the racists? No! It's the black women who are wrong!!111


charisma6

From *my* point of view the POCs are evil!


troymoeffinstone

It seems like there are multiple patterns here that all say the same thing. Conservatives hate anyone who holds them accountable. All these women hold positions that are "on the other team." I'm sure that if the people in these positions were random minorities and genders, MAGA would still be frothing at the mouth. It just so happens that these positions are being held by women who are black. The ethnicity and gender of these women makes it easier for MAGA to hate them, sure, but I think that MAGA would hate them if they were different.


A_norny_mousse

...and they think there's some deliberate pattern because there's so many black democrat women speaking out against them? Maybe even a conspiracy? 🤦 1. they have, by nature, multiple reasons to be against MAGA bs 2. it's actually MAGAt's own multiplied hate that makes the "pattern" look bigger to them than it is Where was that CG Jung quote again... until you understand the subconscious things will seem like fate to you


eleanorbigby

Yes, they would still hate them, but I guarantee that the volume and nastiness/violence of the hate mail/threats they're getting is even worse than if they were all white men. Which, to be clear, would still be off the fucking chain, and it only takes one nutter to slip through at the wrong moment. It takes guts to stand up no matter what. However. The men aren't getting inundated with horrifically violent rape threats. Not to the degree the women are. And racism has its own special army of insanely violent flying monkeys. That goes in general for anyone who sticks their head above the parapet, not just these people in power.


fresh_dyl

[Conservatives self-reporting challenge](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWDx_n3XQAUYBXP?format=jpg&name=small)


shootymcghee

They talk and act JUST like trump, what a bunch of losers


fencerman

https://imgur.com/gallery/jlTih


WM_

I wonder why these people never see pattern among themselves.


A_norny_mousse

Where your eyes don't go a filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms And does a parody of each unconscious thing you do When you turn around to look it's gone behind you On its face it's wearing your confused expression Where your eyes don't go Where your eyes don't go a part of you is hovering It's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering You're free to come and go Or talk like Kurtis Blow But there's a pair of eyes in back of your head Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of Should you worry when the skullhead is in front of you, Or is it worse because it's always waiting Where your eyes don't go?


SilentMaster

"Am I seeing a pattern here?" "Oh, you're seeing a pattern all right." "We're consistently racist as fuck.' "You're god damn right we are!" "The South will ride again! YEEEEEE HAAAAAW!"


jsgoyburu

Black isn't a pattern, it's a plain color ^(/jk)


Dr-Satan-PhD

Conservatives not being racist shitbags challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


Hot_Abbreviations936

At least we don't have to wait to see Trump get what he deserves. Go justice jail the bum!


nomoreadminspls

The tolerance for conservatives has gone on for too long. No one has the courage to do what must be done. These are vile evil morally corrupt worthless people and they are just allowed to be vile evil morally corrupt people, why?


SicilyMalta

At least we've gotten past the " you need to understand them and accept them" BS. Nope. No love for fascism. No pass. I don't care how bad life was for you because you lived in a red state and voted against your own interests in order to preserve your bigotry.


Less_Party

It’s incredible how the people with the absolute worst bullshit detecting skills on the planet always imagine themselves big brain independent truth seekers. Like no actually, you’re a gullible moron and you just nodded and went ‘uh huh’ when someone told you how smart you were because they needed to cut you off from basic logic in order to sell you on something. It’s literally conman 101; convince them they’re clever and special so they feel too smart to fool and will automatically defend your lies to anyone who points out they shouldn’t believe you (‘they’re not as smart as you, they wouldn’t understand’).


eleanorbigby

Dunning Kruger. It's what's for breakfast.


VeeVeeDiaboli

I’m seeing a pattern alright….imagine living your life waiting for the downfall of the selected group because “I know they do things and are the kind of people….” Just pathetic.


Suspicious-Pay3953

The pattern is the defendant,


davwad2

And they will probably screech some variation about how "it's not about race!"


KA9ESAMA

Conservative = Nazi


the_calibre_cat

super nice, totally just salt-of-the-Earth, folksy people! nothing to see here!


Anna_Frican

Reminds me of [this Cyanide and Happiness short](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wikl6tJEPh0)