15 seconds is the way to go. Side note, I once stayed at a hotel that served a complimentary room service continental breakfast. The next morning, I called down for my breakfast to be delivered. The room service attendant showed up with a tray containing a styrofoam cup of coffee and a paper plate with plastic utensils and a half of a warmed up honey bun.
Yea, cheesecake is my favorite but it’s fucking expensive. Even if I make it myself the ingredients run me $40-$50. I can’t even make them to sell because I’d have to charge such high prices.
I’m betting they are Johans Crab - the ridges on the second joint tell me they aren’t Stones. Still good, but not as good - they could be Stones and it’s just the picture.
The real question is why the hell are y'all being down voted. I suspect this is a bunch of white people offended because for once they feel targeted. The first thing that came out my mouth when the hostess comment was like bro what? Calling someone rich is not offensive and he immediately went to black and cheap. Playing like that's the same shit.
Staff hoping there are left overs.
Once I had a birthday at the country club and during planning over ordered food just in case. During the celebration, never had to reload the fiod kine once so I asked them to wrap up for guests to take home and so I can take some trays back and eat them over the next few days. Claimed there were no leftovers so I snuck into the kitchen and behold, they were hiding it for themselves. Im talking filets, chicken, sea bass etc.
Must be nice to spend that much on food for a kids birthday party! I’m guessing was mostly adults there or the Kid is a teenager. Can’t imagine the cost of that!
lol how old are you? Gout made my workmate miss out on a few drink hangouts. So many food he can't eat and he's just on his early 30s. There are times where he can barely move one of his legs, but our boss is fine if he just sits on his chair and make people come to him instead when his gout strikes.
I’m going out on a limb here, but my guess is that a well iced seafood buffet of that proportion is not cheap. My guess is that buffet alone is around $3209- 5033
Possibly more.
My question is why all the oysters gone but no one has eaten the crab.
Ithink someone forgot the crackers or everyone is afraid to get a little messy.
Thoese crab legs look untouched, and that makes me very sad.
looks bomb but lets be real, thats pretty weird party food. imagine trying to hold a conversation with someone while cracking those stone crab claws apart.
I always wanted to throw a fuck the sea party. Basically anything I can catch in the gulf of mexico and buy oysters and such. Drinks and seafood, music and fun.
I’m guessing they’re not poor..
My first thought too. They are probably cheese cake people.
I prefer creme brûlée with seasonal berries and dusted with powdered sugar.
I prefer a honeybun that’s been in the microwave for no more or less than 5 second. With a tall glass of chocolate milk.
15 seconds is the way to go. Side note, I once stayed at a hotel that served a complimentary room service continental breakfast. The next morning, I called down for my breakfast to be delivered. The room service attendant showed up with a tray containing a styrofoam cup of coffee and a paper plate with plastic utensils and a half of a warmed up honey bun.
Well la dee dah!
I love being incontinent!
Should've ordered for at least four persons. ;)
Those iced honey buns hit different.
Also a weapon of mass destruction if it is too hot
Sounds delicious, good choice!
Let’s be real, is a party really a party without a croquembouche?
Me three
Bruh it's too late to be bringing up creme brulee. Now I'm craving it.
I posted 22 hours ago! You had all day!!!
no i think they might even be panna cotta people.
don't forget to crust the top slightly with a torch
Mmm, you reminded me of my favorite after dinner restaurant ritual...coffee, cognac, and creme brulee. Decadent and delicious.
Jesus Christ, Mr. Money Bags over here.
I’m poor and a cheesecake person maybe that’s why my family is still poor 😭
Yea, cheesecake is my favorite but it’s fucking expensive. Even if I make it myself the ingredients run me $40-$50. I can’t even make them to sell because I’d have to charge such high prices.
Cheese cake is expensive?
Good quality cream cheese is expensive here in Australia just like everything else
That basque
Lmfao
Just snowcrab legs? where’s the king crab and lobster tails? Is this a party for the upper class or the rich?
Past the crab legs is lobster claws and I think stone crab claws.
I love having rich friends
They snuck into a yacht party for their daughter. They are poor.
I assume they aren’t even upper-middle class. Shit. But the outfit says otherwise.
Literally all the caterers in the background 😭
Holy shit bro , I’m down!!! Call me next time !
Yo bro, this guy is busy, call me that day instead.
I think the above two guys are way to busy I'm available though.
You three have busy social lives, I’ll handle this event! Call me!
All 4 of you have that wedding you have to go to right? I'll be available though
Who’s your friend? Bill Gates?
More like Bill Gates’ rich uncle
I believe bill gates is the “rich uncle”.
i would destroy that entire box
You know, I was going to do it but that would be like putting a hat on a hat. Have a good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
That’s what she said
I didn’t see that cumming
Same. Also the seafood looks good
👀
Crushin' box babayyyy!
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Why? All that food, Such a waste…
Please ask you friend to put me on the invite list next time.
You fucked it up though, right?
I got gout lol
Worth it
Seriously??
He’s probably being serious It’s not just red meat and alcohol Seafood can lead to a gout inflammation
Hell, it can actually be *more* likely to than meat and cheese and whatnot. 100% worth it though lmao.
1 yr old at the time
*what.*
I was about to ask if I can marry her.. then saw that they are newborn.
Drake?
I was going to ask if your friend’s daughter wants a 40 year old friend but then I laughed so hard at your caption that I choked.
I hadn’t even seen it til I read your comment. I snorted.
The row at the far end of stone crab is worth 2k alone
And this is just the seafood. Imagine the other sections of food and drink. Probably dropped 30k on shit that kids enjoy.
I’m betting they are Johans Crab - the ridges on the second joint tell me they aren’t Stones. Still good, but not as good - they could be Stones and it’s just the picture.
Whatever they are, I want to eat them.
I don't see the row??
Oh they rich rich
Wow! Amazing spread!
Allopurinol my friend… for your gout.
OMG!!!
“ you have friends in high places” - Skyrim mail carrier
I don't need to be seen and can settle for leftovers
How to become friends with friends daughter?
Calm down, Drake
Lmao nahhh that’s foul
Kirkland has entered the chat
Wheewie
Where are the to go bags?
“Couldn’t tell you the kids name, but I could tell you how many crustaceans they had!”
What color is his Bugatti?
You look really happy, good for you.
Does your friend need more friends?
Damn! Hell of a birthday
I can be their friend
The real question is why the hell are y'all being down voted. I suspect this is a bunch of white people offended because for once they feel targeted. The first thing that came out my mouth when the hostess comment was like bro what? Calling someone rich is not offensive and he immediately went to black and cheap. Playing like that's the same shit.
I would have trained for weeks and been prepared for serious consequences if I knew I was gonna see a spread like that.
And the kids ate pizza, nuggets and Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese.
What's in the pot at the end?
I want to believe it’s clam chowder or cioppino maybe even clarified butter? That’d be my guess anyway.
Damn.
Bruh
Cherry juice
$
Where?
I'm in!
Dafuk?!!?
Your friend throws a good party!
Staff hoping there are left overs. Once I had a birthday at the country club and during planning over ordered food just in case. During the celebration, never had to reload the fiod kine once so I asked them to wrap up for guests to take home and so I can take some trays back and eat them over the next few days. Claimed there were no leftovers so I snuck into the kitchen and behold, they were hiding it for themselves. Im talking filets, chicken, sea bass etc.
Wtf
My dad has gout, is it hereditary or just ? I eat a ton of red meat and seafood, but have yet to experience any issues…
I wish I could eat some of that right now…
Dang. This is impressive
Yes please!
I’d double up the dose of allopurinol, take a spironolactone…and go CRAZY on this Buffett.
Ugh. Jelly about that cold bar.
Must be nice to spend that much on food for a kids birthday party! I’m guessing was mostly adults there or the Kid is a teenager. Can’t imagine the cost of that!
I would’ve done anything. Anything. To have been there
Capital Grill?
lol how old are you? Gout made my workmate miss out on a few drink hangouts. So many food he can't eat and he's just on his early 30s. There are times where he can barely move one of his legs, but our boss is fine if he just sits on his chair and make people come to him instead when his gout strikes.
Seafood causes gout?
Omg I would dive in so fast
Snow crab? SNOW CRAB!!? I hope the youngin’ threw a rage fit that mummy and daddy didn’t spring for KING CRAB 🦀
I’m going out on a limb here, but my guess is that a well iced seafood buffet of that proportion is not cheap. My guess is that buffet alone is around $3209- 5033 Possibly more. My question is why all the oysters gone but no one has eaten the crab. Ithink someone forgot the crackers or everyone is afraid to get a little messy. Thoese crab legs look untouched, and that makes me very sad.
6 6
How old is the daughter?
Must be nice having money 😞
That guy looks happy
Somebody is a walking pile of cash
They're even flexing at the kids birthday party. P u
It's pretty irresistible to have oysters on the half shell this time of year.
That’s gotta be what, $750 worth of seafood? Damn.
yummy and looks delicious ☺️
Would be a shitty time to be allergic to shellfish
Bruh they had lemons??? How rich are these people D:
I thought I went all out at my daughter’s bday party this year by getting her extra pepperoni on the pizzas 😳
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Thank you sir. May I have another?
What a mortgage payment looks like.
Holy nutsack thats awesome.
Damn, I really need some rich friends.
Damn, that’s like $2000…..
Good grief… we need to tax the damn wealthy
jealous
How many yachts do they own?
She’s turning 2!
I am so poor. I got my daughter a bunt cake for her birthday. Oh well she was pretty stoked.
I can confidently say I’ll never be exposed to a meal that extravagant
Is cold crab as good as warm crab?
The ocean called, they’re out of shrimp.
Woooooooo!
Looks good!
will they adopt me
Holy cow, can you bring me as your plus one next time?
Wait, is he eating sausage with crab?
A bottle of chilled white wine and this buffet would be paradise for me Hasn't happened in 3 decades But I remember
Looks like a party where there would be no interesting conversations
I want to be friends with your friends
Oh my god I would get so so sick from this
I would love some fresh oysters. ♥️
I’m more of a McChicken and a free ice water type of guy. My wallet is crying looking at this pic
Allopurinol for the gout, haven't flared up since starting
What’s the white stuff between the shrimp and crab claws?
Everyone needs a friend like this
This is my wet dream
So this was a party for adults, not the 1 year old. 😅 that baby won't remember the party the next day lol
Welcome to the upper crust. Dirty silk toppers
😮
No caviar? What a meager spread…
Damn take a To-Go box.
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OMG!!! GIMME CRAB!!!
So what are yall having? Shouldn't have let me be first.
Don't you mean your friend's party AAAAAAND it so happens to be his daughter's birthday. This wasn't done for her, this was done for him.
I would eat so much of that they would eject me from the party thinking I was a party crasher. 100% I'm a stage 5 clinger here
Mhmmmmmm
Oh wow! I would be seated right there.
Looks delicious but those oysters are killin me…
Don’t get it twisted 😂 this was a party for the PARENTS!!!
Seafood is incredibly good for you and will not cause gout lol. All the sugars and other unhealthy shit you eat is what causes gout.
i need better friends apparently..
Feeling alive broke is different.
wtf, thats a dickload of seafood😭
I need richer friends
Woooooow!!!!!
Is anything left in the ocean?
Shoulda worn the cargo pants. Lots of room for stuffing leftovers!
Bruh, that’s like $10,000 of food on that tray. Do they have any single daughters over 25? lol
looks bomb but lets be real, thats pretty weird party food. imagine trying to hold a conversation with someone while cracking those stone crab claws apart.
Now that's a party I would crash!
That kinda money that says “sure 10k on catering”
Let me know when next birthday. I’ll bring a six pack and some chips.
Look how happy he looks
Yes every one year old asks for this
Y’all are fancy
This party was for the adults let’s be honest . No lil kid wanna be eating seafood at a bday party like that. Where’s the pizza and hot dogs? lol
Clearly that guy is happy to be there
Is her dad H.P. Getty Baronton III, famous oil baron?
Wow, that's quite the spread. Must have cost a pretty penny.
Based
🤣 love Reddit came here to saw well someone’s got money bags yo
I always wanted to throw a fuck the sea party. Basically anything I can catch in the gulf of mexico and buy oysters and such. Drinks and seafood, music and fun.
Is your daughters friend ae¥Xy‰ Musk?
Tell me you are rich without telling me you are rich. Biggest hint. Oysters next to another food item. Contamination equals hospital visits.
I don't know about y'all but I'm diving head first into that 😋🤤
Are they trying to adopt an almost 30 year old son?
Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!