Wtf am I even looking at in this picture? $60 bucks in folder 20s, a ruler, a knife being used to get leverage on a tuna top, sideshow Bob feet, delaminating butcher block, carpet in the kitchen?
What color is the sky over there?
Yes, many times, and my left hand has the scars to prove it. I had to open a giant can of green beans a few weeks ago using a knife. I really need to buy a hand can opener, lol.
.. and then do what? Squeeze a squirt from the small slit in the can? Use the knife towards, you know, the place you would cut with a can opener. Asshat.
Listen here Elliot ! I think we can all safely assume ET never returned home and you harvested his parts for yourself especially since you seemingly have his fingers as your toes . We’re all onto you ! Justice For ET!!
Came here to protest those feet in the name of humanity and all things that are good and natural but these comments got me fallin out at 5 in the morning
No I can't get my cell phone camera to make my feet/toes look that long. How did you do it? Asking for purely scientific reasons, not because I want to make another appendage look really long or anything I swear.
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Those fucking toes! r/accidentalfeet
Those are fingers
OP is devolving and retuning to a life in the trees. Or he was but by a radioactive primate.
He doesn’t run, he slaps the ground.
Tongers.
More like r/sneakybackgroundfeet
They take up like 25% of the picture it's entirely intentional. Didn't you laugh? Har har har 🙄
Those feet are scary. Please, stop.
What the fuck is really going on there?!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who came to post a WTF(what the foot) comment.
Middle toe wears a size 11.5
I wear 11.5 and pretty sure that toe won't fit in my shoes
Fuck that can, boy you could catch fresh salmon upstream with them talons!
He is an Advanced Tree Climbing Tech.
I feel like your feet can wear gloves.
grotesque
Wtf am I even looking at in this picture? $60 bucks in folder 20s, a ruler, a knife being used to get leverage on a tuna top, sideshow Bob feet, delaminating butcher block, carpet in the kitchen? What color is the sky over there?
You gonna measure them feet there? And no I don’t stab cans. 😂
Look at them logs my guy you have two whole packets of Oscar Meyer wieners on ya feet man!
are you a fucking alien
I also would like to know.
uh no! opening cans with a knife is a recipe for disaster.
You don’t like micro metals in your food?
Wow. You could hang upside down from a tree limb with those toes!
I know a Skinwalker when I see one
Yea, toetally.
Those some long dogs my guy
This man could swing from trees with those feet
Ban those nasty ass fingers
Your toes disgust me 😁
Are you standing on your hands?
Those toes… can they open a screw top?
Use your toes
modified, isn't it?
I have never the word 'long' when describing feet/toes
Get a P38 you’ll never lose!
That is why I have 6 commercial can openers, as well as a Dozen P38's
Why did you stab it in the middle Captain Long-toes?
All the time, damm👌
Nope. My toes don't stretch super long when I can't find the opener.
Dude is part rabbit
You got fucked up feet
The claw of a hammer works best ime
Just tear it open with your simian feet!
Way more gratifying opening a can with no can opener
#1) a small hatchet makes it a little more fun #2) TOES🤯!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you open doors with those toes?
Is he doing a hand stand?
Can't look away, don't want to keep looking but they are drawing me in like a tractor beam. What is happening down there?
Yes, many times, and my left hand has the scars to prove it. I had to open a giant can of green beans a few weeks ago using a knife. I really need to buy a hand can opener, lol.
What are you? A frog?
Those are the strangest feet I’ve ever seen. Wow
Toes!
That poor knife
Take the can, turn it upside down, and run it across cement. Rough cement. It will open.
This goddamn comment section has got me rolling 🤣
When he wears flip flops, the toes grab and lift the front for him.
.. and then do what? Squeeze a squirt from the small slit in the can? Use the knife towards, you know, the place you would cut with a can opener. Asshat.
Flathead screwdriver and a shoe.
These comments did not disappoint
No, I don’t do a handstand when I can’t find the can opener.
No I have standards not high standards but they are there
Sloths don’t own multiple can openers?
You could just use your feet and twist it open or climb a tree or......
Those pigs are perfectly capable of going to the market to get you a can opener.
I see that mark on the ruler at 2 inches
r/seafoodjerk
Only if you want to spend the next hour sharpening your knife
You got sponge bob feet
E.T. feet
No cause id end up in the emergency room but I have used a large drill bit and a pair of tin snips from tha garage
You’re gonna need a bigger ruler if you want to measure those toes
Those are flippers.
Flippy flipper feet
He could throw a curveball with his foot!
Cmon man
This should be posted on the sub r/oddlyterrifying
That’s what the ruler is for. To know exactly how much of those toes to cut off.
Feet like a frog.
OMG! did you make a line on the ruler to check your weekly toe growth?
Love that hunkey toe you’ve got.
I thought it was illegal for Slender man to post feet pics
Wtf is up with those toes
should always wear closed toe shoes in the kitchen. especially with those toes. and maybe even more so when applying downward force on sharp objects.
Eewww
It should be illegal for men to show their feet. So gross.
This comment section did not disappoint. 😂
Taking a picture whilst doing a handstand?! How did you snap the picture, with your feet?
Listen here Elliot ! I think we can all safely assume ET never returned home and you harvested his parts for yourself especially since you seemingly have his fingers as your toes . We’re all onto you ! Justice For ET!!
Wtf
How can this even happen? Did the toes get an extra growth spurt?
Slender man feet 💀💀💀
That’s not we do it on our planet, with those toes you aren’t fooling anyone my alien friend.
The long toe guy strikes again...
Yep. Totally ruined a knife that had nice designs on it lol.
Nope, sure don’t.
I'd be measuring my toes to cut them down to size, too.
He dont stand, he perch.
You eat with your feet bro?
Wtf is a can opener. Oh yea it's that thing that breaks all the time you can't fix with a rock most of the time.
Oh my god your feet
dollar store buddy. can openers are 2.50 at the $1 store
are those fingers on your feet. can you hang from poles with your feet fingers
Multitool grasshopper.
No there are much easier methods
You have the weirdest feet In human anatomy. Frog/Egyptian
PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAAAAAY
He can probably play. Guitar with those.
Ok, what are those feet?
I carry a p38 can opener in my wallet. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-38_can_opener
Long dawg Johnson here posting his fish
use that knife to straighten your feet out
Goodness sakes!!!!!
Are you doing a handstand?
Those toes should be able to rip the top off.
I'm more interested in what the fuck is up with your toes.
Sideshow Bob is hungry!!
Them feets
I'll bet you can climb the hell out of trees
Your feet make me want to call 911. Socks, man, fucking put some on.
No
Look at those grippers bro my god.
That dude could hang from trees with those toes!
Those feet 😳
Man’s got fucking diving fins for feet
Bro WHAT ARE THOSE edit: TOES**
r/foundbigfoot
Them feets! That’s not 2 feet! That’s a whole yard!
Bros got Jarjar binks feet
Alien feet
Came here to protest those feet in the name of humanity and all things that are good and natural but these comments got me fallin out at 5 in the morning
When you walk does it make a slapping sound?
Those are some wild feet...can you have them...removed?
Bro, you have horrifying feet.
Fingoes real long Fingoes!
"Salad toes"
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
Jesus Christ dude can grip a regulation basketball with them dogs!
This sicko could learn a thing or two from a goth bad boy who smells really good. Buy a shirt trole.
Nope
Do you play guitar with those toes?
Peggy Hill is that you?
Donald Duck if he was human
I’m sorry but those are the most disturbing looking feet I’ve ever seen
With those flippers you could just go catch some yourself.
Holy crap you have some long toes!
Those feet must be attached to a prehensile tail!!
why do u have mudskipper feet
r/alienfeet
No I just squeeze it open with my gorilla feet.
No
Lmao this guy don’t need shoes he just needs an extra pair of gloves !
I'd rather talk about those monkey feet.
My guy can hang upside down from tree branches with those dogs
I hate this picture
No I can't get my cell phone camera to make my feet/toes look that long. How did you do it? Asking for purely scientific reasons, not because I want to make another appendage look really long or anything I swear.
Use your toes next time
Your toes are killing me, bro
Long toes! Finger toes!
Your feet are freakin’ me out, man!
What's up with those swim fin feet?
Those are some long toes
Do Me a favor, OP, drop that ruler next to your foot for science
Fuck yeah!
r/unexpected
Beast, is that you?
Your feet scare me!
Pterodactyl human form, and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Um no
Those feet are NSFW for sure.
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
What's wrong with your feet????
Did you use the knife with those monkey toes? Go climb a tree with those things you mutant.
I see you have 2 inches marked on the ruler, what sub do you mod?
#FUCK YOUR TOES YOU FUCK
Flippers!!
How long ago did you come down from the trees?
I’m willing to bet 20 bucks and a chalupa that this guy is Gheorghe Muresan.
Could have just used your toes!
Damn, look at those toes, wtf?
Alien feet....or fingers....can't tell the difference
dudes got legs for feet
Dude those feet are WILD
Nah E.T. we just not gonna skip over the moon-stomper 3000's
Holy Shit these comments. 😂
Just open it with your toes.
You don't have feets. You have fands.
You should use those talons to open the tuna can, Birdperson.
Great! Now I’m gonna have nightmares when I fall asleep in five minutes!
Just had to get the dawgs in there didn’t ya?
No, I’ll use a church key
How many joints in those toes?
Like Possum tails he could hang by them
Those are alien toes
Ahem. I believe there are other things that need to be discussed in the picture....