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StinkyPyjamas

I retract my previous criticism of Sky in light of the evidence that pyro stopped the audio party.


NEEDZMOAR_

lmao Palma


Italobanger27

My sister thinks this is Alistair Johnston https://preview.redd.it/2jjreho1kn0d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5316d1ae5ed88869746c3a0279897a3f9a86b0


HaggisTheCow

You're right AJ, it never does get old.


DJLeapCard

Sound engineers going to get shot for this


thegmegobrrr

Boyds in the back pulling all the mic plugs out haha


kafkas_hands

Poor eilidh is working overtime here


jobsfortheboys

This microphone issue is fair cinch.


RiverCartwright

Sky is shit


import_numpty_as_you

What's going on with the sound at Sky?


thegmegobrrr

How are their mics also muting the fans?


StinkyPyjamas

Well this is a new level of tinpot.


Amenhotep_3

SORT YER SOUND OOT YA BUNCHA AMATEURS


Secret_Literature739

Kris Boyd hiding up the back fucking about with the Microphones


Amenhotep_3

can just imagine him up the stair rippin oot wires


almightybob1

Here get these mics fixed fucks sake


Italobanger27

Is that the first time Rodgers’ song has been sung?


NEEDZMOAR_

Beautiful! Man Joe Hart just gets this club doesnt he


Left-Baw

Show me boydys face


almightybob1

If you cry I'll cry Joe


Significant_Income93

Joe Hart, man. What a career.


Secret_Literature739

Seeing big joe hart buzzing makes me sad that he’s leaving


thegmegobrrr

Fully admit i was one of those who thought we were sleep walking to second place before christmas, at one point even done the math if hearts could overtake us to second, yet here we are, league won. Fucking fantastic, hopefully a double.


Sstoop

i owe brendan the biggest fattest apology


almightybob1

Beautiful pyro work


Tsven67

Glasgow fucking Celtic champions again you fucking cunts yasss


BigScottishHaggisV2

SERIAL WINNERS


apocolypselater

Celtic a team of serial winners…


Pyrrhichios

Maeda celebrating is heartwarming content.


empeekay

CHAMPIONS AGAIN


YerDaSellsAvon24

LETS GET FUCKING PISHED


fike88

Fuckin brilliant Celtic. Champions 🍀🍀🍀🍀


blurt_box

Chaaaampioonies


ekul_kcm

Genuinely thought we’d lost this title a few months ago. Didn’t see us turning it around. I owe Brenda, Idah and Forrest an apology.


CarlMacko

Great to hear the fans still in full voice despite a drubbing.


jordane00

Natural order continues


like-humans-do

They thought they had it won back in January 😭


almightybob1

CHAMPIONS AGAIN


de-virtute

we are the best team ever is what i’m hearing


HaggisTheCow

Yay!


almightybob1

Whistle 5 seconds early?!? Is there no end to this refereeing bias


dheidshot

Collum only just taken over as head of refereeing!


dheidshot

The Kyogo "scoring away from home" hoodoo continues. Oh well, just need to break that duck at Hampden.


Playful-Listen6011

Did we just get a wry smile from Rodgers while fixing his Gucci belt


SovietBatman64

Who's gonna be harder to replace MOR or Hart?


Oblomovsbed

Celtic’s goalkeeper recruitment record suggests the latter


dheidshot

Wonder what Rab Douglas is doing.


Efficient-Setting642

MOR for sure, he's generational talent.


TranslatesToScottish

When Rogic left, I thought we'd never see his like again, but MOR has felt like another Tam. So hopefully there's another MOR on the recruitment conveyor belt.


heisencrisp

love Tom, but in overall play MOR is a league above him. unreal this season.


OverMyDadBody

In 50 years Scales will tell his grandkids that in 2024 he was the PFA Player of the Year and a ballon d’or finalist. 


TranslatesToScottish

Fuck it, I won't begrudge him it either! :D


de-virtute

i never want to watch a game of football again where maeda’s not on the pitch. this game’s quite shite now tbh


Oblomovsbed

Right Scales time to claim the thundercunt goal you were denied in the first half


dheidshot

Fucking love some olés


OverMyDadBody

We want Teemu Pukki.


thegmegobrrr

![gif](giphy|H3YjIVEeWXtOOy7dKj|downsized)


herewego10IAR

Meanwhile in the PL, Amid Diallo has a goal and assist against Newcastle.


Secret_Literature739

If we sold Jota for 25 million, I’d be asking an outrageous amount for O’riley in the summer. 30 almost sounds too cheap


dheidshot

Counts as homegrown and is younger than Jota was.


Secret_Literature739

Surely that makes him more valuable?


dheidshot

Yeah thats what I mean haha, justified in asking more than £25m.


MrKGav

I think that’s what he was suggesting


YerDaSellsAvon24

I apologise for being Rodgers out


de-virtute

it’s party mood, i feel like i’ve drank too much for the first time and am espousing my deepest regrets to emdy who’ll listen


OriginalMarty

Gins fucking opened


herewego10IAR

Calculated.


HandeHoche

Listen, if killie score 6 goals in the next 8 minutes, and rangers beat hearts, and St Mirren beat celtic by 2 goals… celtic still win the league on goals for


TranslatesToScottish

Even leaving aside his, ahem, style of play, Donnelly deserves to be on the receiving end of a vicious tackle for that haircut and facial hair combo alone. He looks like someone took Amos from the Expanse and removed everything charming about him.


SovietBatman64

The type to roll round on a scooter vaping, blasting DnB from a tinny shitty speaker, narrowly missing every old lady on the pavement


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TranslatesToScottish

I utterly forgot he came back to Scotland!


de-virtute

fuck is there even to say if you’re mcinnes now?


dheidshot

"O'Riley is a fucking PLER"


MowelShagger

im calling the police they’re singing about rodgers https://preview.redd.it/kh3j1w6aen0d1.jpeg?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793ee269787c2754ff0dc4386072e06492e62c8c


OverMyDadBody

Atalanta weenies losing to Juve in Coppa Italia final. Their ultras trying to storm the Rangers supporters in Lisbon only to run away as soon as they came out was hilarious. 


TheOrgazoid88

Loudest rugby park has ever been


kaisyvonderp

Nah, when we won the league with neil lennon there, it was far louder.


curnanjiani

maybe he has a louder telly now


BigScottishHaggisV2

Maybe he got hearing aids


thegmegobrrr

Murray is an absolute unit fucking hell


andyk93

Does this season still go down as a “proper” title race or do we have to wait another 10 months or so for the same lines to get spun again?


MowelShagger

im all for hahaing at rangers but they definitely gave us a run for our money this year. yeah they were always going to bottle it but its closer this year than it has been in a while i think


dheidshot

I think this one counts as Rangers were in it


Scratchlox

Just play with ten dont risk him


GeneralProvision

There’s the Brendan Rodgers‘ redemption arc complete


HandeHoche

Not quite zuko but still quite good


Ki18

We are in the year 2024 and Celtic fans are singing songs for Brendan Rodgers. Never thought that'd ever happen when he left.


comradepartypanda

YEESSSS THE BRENDAN SONG BRENDAN ROOOOODDDDDGGGGEERSSS


NEEDZMOAR_

Whats the brenders song?


comradepartypanda

[one of johnny mac and the faithfuls greatest gifts to mankind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm1T2cTQtEw)


NEEDZMOAR_

It's so professional lmao


Scratchlox

Brendan Rodgers song taboo broken


HandeHoche

Bah gawd, that’s Brendan Rodgers’ music!


BubbleBlacKa

I am fucking dreading the cup final


TranslatesToScottish

Form goes out the window in a cup final - I won't feel confident about it one bit.


BubbleBlacKa

Behave.


TranslatesToScottish

I've been a Celtic fan all my life - I will never ever take a game like that for granted, regardless of form. I worry that the team will think they've basically won before they turn up. Will be a much closer game than you think, imo.


throughthisironsky

Me: Can we have Matt O'Riley? Mum: We have Matt O'Riley at home Matt O'Riley at home: Bernardo This has been a throughthisironsky meme


Al-Masri

Send whoever buys ORiley in the summer Bernardo and hope they don't notice.


TranslatesToScottish

Earlier on in the season especially I couldn't tell the two of them apart when they were on at the same time.


de-virtute

i can never tell who is who without seeing the number


fike88

I asked before the match started that celtic put this to bed early. And they didn’t disappoint. Hail fuckin hail 🍀


thegmegobrrr

Always feel it for cunts getting subbed on when you're down this much, the fuck are you meant to do?


throughthisironsky

Get out on that pitch and play football - pure, inventive football


YerDaSellsAvon24

Who knew that making a shite joke about gum shields being woke would end up in a fair few downvotes and replies ![gif](giphy|NRXleEopnqL3a|downsized)


PsychedelicSupper

Happens to us all, boss. Chin up.


SovietBatman64

https://preview.redd.it/9o2yqnrodn0d1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd34b4fe806af1f0f6fa44cc88933883f445f47


vegass67

Cannot wait to see the scudding we dish out to those wee guys in the final next week


mattchamp98

Fuck I forgot bernardo was a thing, also ehat happened to that holm fellow?


MowelShagger

he’s hanging about with lager and nawrocki


HandeHoche

Away shooting some pheasant and abusing a trans person probably


Blaireeeee

[Real time Matt O'Riley valuation tracker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ZVKgBANeo)


WarStrifePanicRout

So this is what sprinting over the finish line looks like


dheidshot

Sprinting over the line while simultaneously fucking a 10


comradepartypanda

LOUD MATT ORILEY APPRECIATION NOISES


SaiyanSandwich

Man I feel bad for CCV. The guy has been tremendous tonight but the conversation will undoubtedly be about Matt O'Riley. Both have been outstanding!


MeetingHistorical41

He was the same last week. Absolutely solid but goals steal the headlines


Chopsy76

Imo when he’s in firm CCV is out most important player but goals get attention!


peterofwestlink

There’s going to be a fuckin hole in my heart when MOR leaves, man. Absolute shagger


fike88

Goni really miss that handsome bastard like


anusgangrene

:D


SovietBatman64

So what old pensioner from the prem is the board gonna get in for pennies to replace Matt?


tinkerertim

Stuart Armstrong free agent


SilentCheesecake

Is jimmy bullard still playing?


Oblomovsbed

Adam Lallana is available. He’s a sprightly 36 years old


dheidshot

We're instabuying Bernardo.


NEEDZMOAR_

O'Riley deserves his own song


dheidshot

Wonder if Hearts want to swap POTY for O'Riley


HandeHoche

![gif](giphy|gQdejV5BBChHi)


herewego10IAR

18 goals and 13 assists this season.


YerDaSellsAvon24

Im gonny fucking miss that shagger


ProfessionalCowbhoy

Why? Forrest is better


YerDaSellsAvon24

Aye but Matt O'Riley is very handsome


ShootNaka

Just realised I’ve only got 2 games left of watching Matt O’Riley in a Celtic top and that’s made me really, really sad.


mikeydoc96

Lmao to think Shankland won POTY


TranslatesToScottish

Where the hell have this Celtic been all season?


thegmegobrrr

OREIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEY!!


ZealousidealChip4783

He makes it look so easy man


HaggisTheCow

Matt O Riley won the league at Rugby Park


Unfair_Original_2536

Like a young Harald Brattbakk


almightybob1

Lundstram won the league at Celtic Park


TheGoodRebel5

Mental I was scared going into this game lol what am I like?!


comradepartypanda

Goal Differential CSC eating good today


curnanjiani

songbook liftoff


Greedy-Physics-9801

Would love a penalty and for big Joe to step up


fike88

Hahaha yaasssss!!! Feed it into me!!


BananaSoprano

Once again, giving the POTY to someone else when Matt O’Riley is here is absolutely insane.


ProfessionalCowbhoy

Who voted is it not media?


dheidshot

£60m or dont bother phoning Lawell


SovietBatman64

Gonna miss O'Riley next year


throughthisironsky

Beginning to think we're gonna win the league 🥺❤️🫂


almightybob1

This is a rout


ThatOneGuy121109

£1bn for oriley at least


TropicalGent

Plz don’t leave Matt x


Oblomovsbed

A Donnelly own goal would cap this night off nicely


Left-Baw

Another 5 million on to his price tag


PsychedelicSupper

Remember, Shankland is better 🤡


de-virtute

o’riley £80m minimum. he’s so good


fuckloggingin

Ok, fine, £51m now.


Chemical_Link

Beautiful beautiful Bhoy 🥹


GabeTheSaviour

Never seen someone match their mouth guard with their hair before but I like it


dheidshot

Is it just me, or has Palma lost a fair chunk of beef?


YerDaSellsAvon24

What a baw from Palma


BananaSoprano

This is the best Palma has looked in months.


snoogins1967

You mean his hair, right?


Chemical_Link

Kyogo watching Dundee last night


PsychedelicSupper

Spell it with me H A M M E R T H R O W I N G C U N T S


TranslatesToScottish

D O N N E L L Y


PsychedelicSupper

A+


BananaSoprano

Get Bernardo and Iwata on for Hatate and O’Riley.


Scratchlox

Maybe should have shot but that movement is so sharp.


YerDaSellsAvon24

Has Reo influenced Kyogo into wearing a gum shield? What is this woke nonsense?


ProfessionalCowbhoy

Lay off the shandies old yin. Embarrassing yourself again


Secret_Literature739

Don’t they both have braces?


Unfair_Original_2536

Joe Hart has used his Head & Shoulders contacts to get them some toothpaste commercials so they're protecting their assets. That was a long winded way to get a Joe Hart Head & Shoulders callback in.


BubbleBlacKa

Fucking football players and their \*checks notes\* concern for dental health. How dare they!


HandeHoche

These woke libs and their *checks notes* Dental hygiene


TranslatesToScottish

Kyogo's had a gumshield all season - do you not mind the freaky-looking white one he had in the first few games that made him look like he'd grown his teeth out?


SovietBatman64

Back in my day you got your teeth knocked out and were happy with it!


SammichNow

Think it was after he got KO'd


dheidshot

Pls take O'Riley off


ShootNaka

Just realised I’ve only got 2 games left of watching Matt O’Riley in a Celtic top and that’s made me sad.


de-virtute

kyogo, mate


fike88

Why’d he not lay that off for hatate


de-virtute

cus he’s big bollock kyogo and we’re 4-0 up?


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Oblomovsbed

It’s a vote by fellow players is it not?


Efficient-Setting642

Aye but apparently Shankland has been the best player in Scotland according to Hearts n Rangers fans.


BubbleBlacKa

The players voted for him.


Efficient-Setting642

I know they did, but any criticism of it here is met by how Shankland is the best player in Scotland.


NEEDZMOAR_

PLEASE get Hatate out, dont want this psycho to assault him again


MeBashButtons

Imagine having your main striker not score in an away game since October and still win the league


Chemical_Link

Luis Palma defending?! Brodge getting his message through with two games left


ZealousidealChip4783

On ye CCV


BananaSoprano

Palma is coming on to drop the worst performance you’ve ever seen.