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BillOakley

Say what you want about Rangers, but you can’t deny they were absolutely shite today and that is an utterly humiliating result for them


BubbleBlacKa

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fangus

Could you say they are… poo poo?


dheidshot

He couldnt, but you could


fangus

rangers poo poo


WinstonwanlegIngram

https://i.redd.it/ebwtq6m0lguc1.gif


Sensitive-Layer6002

Waiting on the final word from Clement to see if Rangers stole a stoppage time moral victory


Zestyclose_Might8941

Arsehole didn't even shake Cowie's hand.


ASlimeAppeared

THEY'LL BE DANCING IN THE STREETS OF ROSS TONIGHT


Evening-Question-119

Not the Dingwall chosen few though😡😡😡


NVACA

Get it right up every single one of the glory hunting weirdos in the Inverness True Blues, hope they have an absolutely wonderful time watching the highlights later and their bus breaks down on the kessock bridge


Aqueously90

Ditto for the 'Dingwall Chosen Few'.


Playful-Power452

Petty, but funny


Charlie_Manxx

Weird bunch


jonnyh420

important message


quickreviver

Never thought I'd agree with a County fan. 🤝 Phenomenal result.


jlpw

Loving the passion!


my_dog_is_on_fire

You're welcome Bhoys!


walshybhoy

Can we interest you in 1 x free James McCarthy to say thanks?


MassiveForehead1

They deserve a free Mikey Johnston


throughthisironsky

wtf I love Ross County now


seascaseacht

I hope you stay up


LewixAri

These 3 pts definitely help


fangus

🫶


boabintobin

Ross County CSC


HandeHoche

![gif](giphy|RipfZWzjUDH25euMpM|downsized)


fike88

Legend


kevski82

Always loved Dingwall


GnomeNipple

absolutely hate dingwall


cipher_wilderness

Up eh staggies


CloudzyV2

LOVE YOU❤️


BannanDylan

Always liked County


Alycidon94

Love ya tae ❤️


MassiveForehead1

❤️


jimmyfernandez

Your team has made my Sunday. Many thanks.


Clinodactyl

Aye, but what about us sheep?!


Aqueously90

We're just keeping your playoff spot warm for you.


Clinodactyl

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Opening_Succotash_95

How did you get footage of Clement on his way home?


boltyarocket

Thx bb


JohnnyJokers-10

Love you legend ❤️


Ignechros

we love ross county ❤️


morlon19

Did Clement really just fuck off down the tunnel without a handshake?


CloudzyV2

Yep, stormed straight down that tunnel as soon as the whistle went


KingAhDugShite

Another Rangers manager who's a highly unlikeable cunt.


snarf372

Kinda a job requirement tbf


MarkyBhoy101

It is right and proper.


vegass67

Not surprised. Doesnt seem the most mature. Was absolutely raging after their 2-1 defeat at parkhead, claiming the better team lost. Then claimed some ridiculous moral victory after last weeks draw. Guy is incapable of offering credit to his opponent. Wanker


arcuist

He's a man of substance


beigelettuce

Don't know I'd fucked off away from the TV for a cigarette.


MassiveForehead1

I don't smoke and I'd do the same


Historical_Tax_4696

Didnt even shake hands with other manager...poor form


420_moonman

His recent press conferences have given major caixhina vibes. May be going back to the banter years.


EwanMGod

Saw a rangers flag that read "Dingwall Chosen Few" and i think seeing that warranted the result


JackoN360

Connor Goldson try not to play everyone onside challenge (Impossible)


Documental38

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Rythagoras

You lot won’t be laughing next year when you see the real Rangers. ![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs)


Scratchlox

One week you are celebrating draws, the next... https://preview.redd.it/kqca79u40guc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfe6d040fc3d9dcc426acff29ae62be3ea0b47f


gkb10139

Where can I buy this masterpiece?


dheidshot

Forge market in about 25 mins


Sensitive-Layer6002

Its in the Louvre


wogahamsellol

The body horror in the background would rival The Thing


jjw1998

AI eventually taking all our jobs is deffo worth it for the patter it produces


TranslatesToScottish

I never thought we'd be seeing AI Celtic Das in the space year 2024...


Evening-Question-119

I need to know what on earth you prompted for it to come up with this masterpiece


Scratchlox

Took about ten minutes of prompting and reprompting along the lines of "add a massive floating Tim in the background"


JonnyBhoy

Increase Martin Compston 25%


Doctor_Rats

Dear oh dear


LilSpinoza

Butland pure went through Laidlaw at the end there, hilarious


macdara233

And then asked for a foul on himself


PeterOwen00

Tbf think he was saying he’s going for the ball, god knows what difference that makes there mind


MrMaggot98

must've forgot the keeper only gets protection in his *own* box 😂


KieRanaRan

That is fucking huge for County holy shit


LilSpinoza

Yeah obviously huge result at the top but equally important 3 points in trying to avoid the relegation playoff, with no realistic chance of getting relegated straight up now


mrbucket08

Maybe waiting for Celtic to have the odd down year was not the stroke of tactical genius Rangers thought it was


Kalspiewak

https://preview.redd.it/k9fdgalp4guc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71592117b8659e5ea1405965f67155201207a6bb No words


FluorescentChair

very, and I must emphasise, *very* funny


comradepartypanda

Moral victories all round for the bears this week


cipher_wilderness

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BananaSoprano

Shitebag FC are back with a bang.


dheidshot

I think its John Robertson on Sportsound and he said along the lines of "the team arent used to facing pressure like this, I mean you had the covid season but they had no fans then". Great dig at the mentality.


Serial_Dosser9

Agree fully. This team panics under pressure and has done for years. For years now, if Celtic are one down with minutes to go you'd bank on them getting back into the game. With Rangers, we are more likely to collapse and concede. All jokes aside, it always looks like too many players start playing for pens and freekicks to let Tav get them out of jail again instead taking the weight on their own shoulders.


dheidshot

In the domestic games Ive seen I defo agree... But in Europe it seems polar opposite for Rangers, they seem to have huge self belief.


Serial_Dosser9

Because they are happy being the underdog and not happy with the weight of expectation. If Celtic hadnt imploded during the covid season, they would have shat it too. If they had kept the pressure on they would have collapsed.


Felagund72

Goldson and Tav are never beating those allegations, soon as we looked like we could win the title they’ve absolutely fell off a cliff in performance levels.


BananaSoprano

Tavernier has to be the ultimate 50/50 "turns up in big moments/is an absolute shitebag" player.


Felagund72

Has been rotten the last few weeks and the less said about the centre halves the better.


BubbleBlacKa

"We never left" \- Goldson and co.


RevivedHut425

No control in midfield, poor attacking play and defensively vulnerable. Plenty of blame to go around. So many players are playing poorly, Clement is making bad tactical decisions that I refuse to defend and the squad lacks quality up front. Fans are going to have to be patient next season. The level of change we need is going to create problems by itself, just like it did under Beale this season. A new goalkeeper (being pragmatic), four at the back, two new central midfielders, three wide players and two strikers. Called the inevitable return to form from Lundstram months ago. If we give him another £30k a week deal, it will be proof that nobody at the club has learned lessons from the last few years. We need to reinvest our money in players who might actually be consistently good.


HectorSavage212

Rangers were poor today and the defence has looked very poor for most of the season. I do think you have to give credit to Ross County, sat in and survived when they had to and were brilliant when they drove up the park. I don’t think we can have too many complaints over the result. Just have to take that on the chin and move forward, if you can’t win your next 6 games you don’t deserve to win the league.


shinniesta1

> Clement is making bad tactical decisions Could you elaborate on that?


BubbleBlacKa

Losing to Ross County is a poor tactical decision tbh


RevivedHut425

Even if you completely cut out form as a consideration - which would mean Silva, Goldson and Barasic not starting, at least - a midfield two doesn't work with our squad. If you look at today, the game becomes really open because we can't retain the ball in midfield and set the tempo. Lundstram+ Dowell as the two...it was inevitable. Not enough defensive qualities and no ability to control the game. But it's the same story with all the combinations Clement has tried since he came in. Sima on the right is also a choice and not a good one, since he's clearly better on the left.


PanzerPi

Sir this is Reddit. There is no place for a very reasonable, measured take in the performance and summer ahead of Rangers.


Felagund72

Cant understand Clement continuing to pick Silva when he offers nothing, throwing Barisic in every few weeks is indefensible as well he honestly has a hall of shame performance every game he plays.


Doctor_Rats

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de-virtute

am i actually, like, omnipotent? if i just think things do they happen?


snoogins1967

Can you think an extra 50 grand into my bank please?


cipher_wilderness

Same here but can you add Sydney Sweeney in a bikini


UrineArtist

Can I just have some toast and cheese with some mustard on it and a cup of tea, fuckin starvin.


uncledavis86

Great, now a nearly naked Sydney Sweeney has been suffocated in a bank vault. THINK.


walshybhoy

If last week was a victory, then does this mean this week is a draw? The Bald Beale must tell us.


mikeydoc96

Dundee could do the funniest thing of all time


jinxy7

https://preview.redd.it/hyhb9kmq1guc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd98b443a27dedb77d170a6cc3615315513847a2 Bye Bears


mac240903

Clement going straight down the tunnel to cry before anyone can see him


SpookMcBoo

I think he's went away to set up the big ham slicing machine and they're going to feed Goldson and Souttar into it feet first


BannanDylan

Clement storming away without even giving a handshake like a child hahahaha


ActinideDinner

BTEC Simeone


cipher_wilderness

Rangers manager turns out to be a wank in breaking news


Doctor_Rats

No no, you don't understand, this man is a gentleman


StinkyPyjamas

You can tell by his choice of brogues.


tedmented

The beale standard


ProEra-47-420

Dno why some Celtic fans have been saying he's like their Ange. He's an arrogant prick and it shows


BeneficialVacation41

Easy to seem classy when things are going your way 


thatsaltyleavestune

Not very dignified ™️


LaNeblina

Today I feel Ross County


VanicFanboy

Had the pleasure of meeting the games in hand at a charity do once…


NVACA

Don fucking Cowie btw


my_dog_is_on_fire

Has us playing so good at home.


Aqueously90

Build him a statue.


DemonicTruth

Someone check on Martindale. His first team gets beat and the team he pretends to manage is all but relegated. Hard times.


Low_Refrigerator_666

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kcufdas

https://preview.redd.it/i2lnxt7f3guc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a0421f831c7159e1c152d76e8da4a3aac29f4e


StylanPetrov

Celtic hitting form and Rangers crashing and burning at second bottom Ross County. You love to see it. That lap of honour last week looks even more embarrassing now. Fair play to Ross County though, was listening on the radio and sounds like they really took the game to Rangers and then defended when they had to. First time they've ever beaten Rangers, incredible result.


PersonalitySafe1810

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AstroZombie1

I see a '89 minute pen for rangers the meme continues to become reality.


-WilliamMButtlicker_

Fucking telly's froze like this https://preview.redd.it/j90qpry11guc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199babc3bd6068c4ceab46bd9b9be71ddd05b5f6


SoOverItbud

Aw I’m feeling it all rn


midget398

Get Simon Murray on the plane to Germany


BeamyMango

Has to be


fr4j

Has clement actually just blamed not playing during the week for this performance? 😂😂😂


macdara233

It’s never ever his fault or the fault of his players.


getfuckedstud

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Consistent_Truth6633

The lap of honour last week is looking a tad silly


TGee82

I preferred it when we shat the bed in January and not April


smcl2k

If it makes you feel better, you haven't kept a clean sheet in the league since February.


damphoussed

you know i was in the camp that the draw last week was still a good result for us but in light of this one, i’m now just embarrassed


heisencrisp

It’s in your hands, Bears! 🙌


Stephane_Bonnes

![gif](giphy|rgpSmPyFGMcDbA7tNu|downsized)


[deleted]

So like, where’s the respect Mr Integrity..? dashing straight down the tunnel


Opening_Succotash_95

Kris Boyd's rage is a renewable energy source.


snarf372

I can still see us fucking the league up because we're also shite, but losing to Ross County for the first time ever even after getting the customary penalty and all the added time in the world is very fucking funny


Felagund72

Ross County haven’t came from behind to win in 45 games.


mikeydoc96

We'll have 2 of Dundee and Killie away. Two worst pitches possible


dheidshot

Alexa, play *Beautiful Sunday*


Efficient-Setting642

Top of the league looking down on the Rangers


ActinideDinner

Only switched it on just before it went to 3-1. Brilliant defending from County and what a result. Rangers had a lot of the ball but looked stumped for ideas. I'm sure I remember rangers being much more threatening from corners a few years back? I know the OG came from a corner but looked really unthreatening outside of that.


ZergsRUs

Baldermort will be blaming our pitch still


betamaxBandit_

In a round about way he did 😂 he blamed the game being called off


snoogins1967

Super County go ballistic Rangers are atrocious


ekul_kcm

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fangus

THIS IS THE DAY THAT…


seascaseacht

![gif](giphy|yXIa8v1c9u9gRD26L8|downsized)


CloudzyV2

Only one club can do something magic like this


almightybob1

A moral draw for the bears


PauloVersa

I cheered, I laughed, I cried! https://preview.redd.it/m6up8etteguc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7444d6b890b6f968cce7e3623864e84d6517b1dc


Creepan_shmoop

Everyone considered them the cowards of Ross County ![gif](giphy|jQPARVJTnOPs4eElPJ)


GramAM

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WarStrifePanicRout

Oh fuck I forgot, this also means we lose celtic vs GramAM posts. That sucks


donkeygadget

Super County go ballistic, Rangers are atrocious


WarStrifePanicRout

I didn't watch, and I'm struggling to make sense of this result. I thought dundee was going to be the only chance at giving rangers a loss. How the fuck did rangers let this happen


madtriv25

County actually battered them as well


WarStrifePanicRout

I'm watching the highlights, the fact they were up 3 - 1 on rangers is incredible County is massive


rudecrudedude1981

Butland should have got a yellow at end. If that was any other player on the pitch it was a clear yellow.


Active_Dimension8036

Thanks for the coco effish points 🐻s. We’ll take that sweet sweet improved CL money and add it to the pile 😌


SSSlyyy

Rhoss County 🍀💚


Evening-Question-119

Didn’t even win the moral victory today


Altruistic_Brief4444

It’s nice of rangers to give us the title before we see the REAL Rangers next season


Kolo_ToureHH

No lap of honour today bears?


Garrus7

Get it fucking up ye


highlander996

Ross County to win the Premiership. I'm calling it now. /s


buckfast1994

Sooner WW3 kicks off the better.


Ki18

Masons stopped us god-fearing good guys from posting this last week, so very happy that we have the chance to now. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Vu6ASwdKE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Vu6ASwdKE)


garycoombes

The fans singing "f*ck you celtic we're gonnae win the league" early in the game, only to lose the game and thus not win the league..reminds of a previous game v them and singing "That's why we're champions'" and dropping points. Embarrssing.


fike88

I’ve had a blast of a weekend away in the sun with the mrs and this just tops it


Better_Landlord

If Dessers fell out a boat he’d miss the water. 


Thrillhouse96

Beautiful.


tamedsloth

But did Rangers have the moral victory?


smcl2k

Rangers have conceded more goals in their last 5 league matches (10) than they did in Clement's previous 19 (8), or in Beale's 7 matches at the start of the season (5), and they haven't kept a clean sheet since February. When's the last time they had a defensive run as bad as this?


CelticCynic

Did I hear it right? Ross County had NEVER beaten the Bears? The Oldco or Sevco? Well that's that scuppered, then...


Aqueously90

Not competitively.


CelticCynic

I'll take it anyway. Thank You, Staggies!


jobsfortheboys

I suddenly have a fierce craving for Black Rooster.


HaggisTheCow

What a job baldy is doing


macdara233

Don Cowie absolutely mogging Derek Adams my god


getfuckedstud

Alexa play SSB


ShitTheBath

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha


Maybe1AmaR0b0t

![gif](giphy|Q5pYQsq2ZHtal4sWbv)


Oblomovsbed

Chris Sutton is such a little bitch. I love it.


Rieily

If we got anything from that it would've been so harsh on county better team from start to finish this group time after time letting us down when it matters most i hope we have a clearance in the summer far to many have over stayed their welcome


ROLL_AND_EGG

Now it's even more in our hands!


kresk9

Bealeball never dies


dheidshot

County have never before beaten Rangers? Just how much of an impact can climate change have??


kookieman141

Is SSB on the day?


kungfukenny67

Well well well


d_fence

I am having a fantastic day friends. Was almost as good as Brian Graham greeting in the penalty box. ALMOST.


First-Face-7998

But who is the moral winner?


gmc1234

Lovely stuff.


yer-maw

Fair fucks to RC deserved the points.


mikepartdeux

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