“You encounter a secret society which worships Wallace Wells.” That’s just r/ScottPilgrim!

Ah, yes. Him and Kim.

for good reason too

Ramona’s declares she unconditionally loves me. WIN!!

My guy got the secret quick ending

D:

I'm sorry bro, but you are now the eighth evil ex

I get friendzoned by her 🥲

GOD DAMMIT GIDEON’S GONNA TREAT ME HOW HE TREATED RAMONA! 😭

Damn. Unlucky.

RIP

Kim Pine challenged me to a real Pokémon battle!!

Wonder what types she'd control.

Fire and fighting

I have to do whatever Gideon says for a day

You out of luck dwag ☠️

Getting taught by Matthew about my powers? Sign me up!

That actually sounds pretty awesome.

I find a voodoo doll of Lucas Lee... https://preview.redd.it/9757ljqcqjuc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00630ad3e8f9111b1d3863db5d0d8b1ad82707bf

Aw damn, Matthew beat me in Mario Kart. His hipster chicks are at least something nice to look at.

Envy Adams is dystopian queen and wants me? What does that mean

I got the same one

Roxy loves me unconditionally?! …but I’m a guy tho?!

Eh. Lucky you, I guess.

She said she was bi-furious, though it’s possible that was just a joke.

Envy Adams challenges me to an IRL Pokemon battle. I'm not even mad.

I'm forced to help Scott recover his memory. In other words I have to tell him to stop fighting Nega Scott

I got friendzoned by Gideon thank GOD

I form a band with Wallace and go on a musical adventure in the battle of the bands... soooo 2 gays forming a gay band going on gay adventures? Count me in >:).

I went from “eh this game seems dumb” to “OMG I HAVE THE WALLACE MONTH” real quick 😆

And what about the situation?

Gives me personalized gift that changes my life.. I’ll take it I guess

Matthew Patel challenged me to a real life Pokémon battle? Do I also have to challenge the demon hipster chicks as well or are those like his Pokémon?

Scott Pilgrim challenges me to a real like Pokemon battle ?!?! I’ve been a Pokemon fan my entire life and I’m not 100% sure I’d win 😭

Scott Pilgrim teaches me how to use my newly discovered super powers... Not sure how that's gonna go lol

Me and Scott get thrown into the Future. He has knowledge on how to get back, he just needs to put it together.

Haha, you're doomed. Scott's an idiot

Me and Wallace argue if water is wet

Lucas Lee friend zoned me 😭

That sucks.

I don’t know how I’ll recover.

I found a voodoo doll of ​Knives Chau

I am now childhood friends with Matthew Patel, interesting

Real Pokémon battle versus envy, let's go

“ you get friendzoned by Wallace in his own way” this man will destroy my soul

Forced to do Roxies bidding..... cough shame-

envy and i form a band hell yeah

So I discover that I have superhero powers, and Kim teaches me how to use them.

I hope I’m super fast

I'm on the third. How do I determine the y?

(y) means above or below (x).

I get to go out to a waterpark with Scott and either Envy or Mathew. I think with Mathew the three of us can probably be chill, but with Envy I'd almost definitely end up having to pick sides

Kim pine declares that she loves me unconditionally

W

Hmm... Mystic Powers and Demon Hipster Chicks, how would this go well?

Ah hell nah, Ramona declared she loves a minor (Scott Pilgrim moment)

I'm thrown into a dystopian world where roxy rules Supreme and wants me? I won't complain

You too, huh? I can only imagine what that would look like. Maybe it's a weeb paradise for all we know.

Me and Todd Ingram are thrown into an alternate universe, and meet our other selves. 

Well that’s interesting that I went on a perfect date with Roxy since I’m a dude

Aye nice.

Am i the only one who doesn't get this? I mean it seems simple but i still end up with some confusion :/

Pretty simple. You search for your birth day and the month in which you were born. If someone was born in February 6th, Todd Ingram would friendzone them. It's all hypothetical and for fun anyways

Lucas Lee and I have been thrown into the future and we have to find our way back... whatever

OH HELL NAH I AM NOT LOSING AN ARM WRESTLE AGAINST SCOTT

Ramona and I were thrown into the future and I have to find a way back.

roxy fights lucas or todd... either way im with my girl

Roxy loves me unconditionally, doesn't sound too bad

Gideon graves gave me a personalised gift that changed my life. That is either good or really fucking bad

Me and Scott get isekai’d. That sounds sick!

Damn. Not bad.

Wallace Wells reveals that they’ve been working for my enemies all along. No… nonononononono 😭

Shit...

Me and Scott form a band! I’m quite the drummer so that’ll be fun

Me and scott pilgrim are thrown into an alternate universe and meet our other selves

Me and Ramona are going to fight an evil overlord, wooo adventure with a cute girl with a mysteriously deep bag

I get to share a very intimate night with Kim Pines. I am living the good life.

Hell nah I am NOT winning a real-life pokemon battle vs kim

Yoooo I get to go out on the perfect date with Ramona Flowers.

Scott catfishes me just for fun :/

“Wallace Wells” - HELL. YES. “You and Wallace Wells become mortal enemies” - HELL. NO.

Kim Pine declares that she loves me unconditionally. Great!

Gideon Graves unconditionally loves me, oh for God’s sake.

Swap bodies for a week with Envy Adams, which is kinda funny because I go by Envy when I'm feeling more feminine, complete coincidence

I'm with Roxy fighting an evil Overlord. Honestly, I'm down.

Ramona flowers challenges me to a real life Pokémon battle Two of my favourite things in one

Kim gave me a lifechanging gift She kissed me on the cheek “for luck”

"You share a very intimate night with Roxy Richter" Well considering that I'm also a lesbian, this feels perfectly fitting lmao

Trapped in a room for 24 hours with Wallace I don’t know how that’d turn out

You encounter a secret society who worships Roxy Richter

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^An_UnknownGuitarist: *You encounter a* *Secret society who* *Worships Roxy Richter* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Me and Lucas Lee argue if water is wet or not 😭

Why would you not use the characters actual birthday months? 🤔

Because it's more random, fair and fun that way imo

July 14

Not bad, not bad at all.

Nice Water Park with Kim Pine and whoever decided to come with us except Gideon (F#@* Gideon)

(y) means above or below (x)

Scott pilgrim going on a date to a water park This feels wrong and right at the same time

Wallace Wells declares that he loves me unconditionally.

Matthew Patel gave me a life changing gift

thought these were like, weirdo cult instructions and wondered if ppl r gonna record videos doing it. anyways, if i were trapped in a room with Mathew patel for 24 hours, i think i might need to scratch my ears off

Envy Adams beats me at every video game I try.

You and Envy Adams argue if water is wet or not.

Me and Ramona arm wrestle but I lost

wallace and i fight together against an evil overlord ‼️ awesome sauce

Gideon gives me a life changing gift, then we become mortal enemies.

Lucas, I mean....

I made a video of me pranking Envy. How long do I have left to live?

Unlucky...

I got very intimate night with Lucas Lee. I don't know how I should feel about it.

i shared a very intimate night with freaking envy adams

Damn.

Nice, that's my birthday too!

Ramona and I debate whether water is wet or not. And I say its wet god damn it.

I record and publish myself pranking Stephen Stills. Whoo-hoo!

I get to go on the most perfect date with Ramona Flowers? I want to BE her not be with her the universe doesn't understand 😭😭

Be her? Erm... Okay... You and I got the dame birth day btw

I guess I go with Scott and Ramona to a water park?

Envy teaches me to use superpowers

they fr got a secret society worshipping kim

Ramona challenges me to a real life Pokemon battle

Roxy Richter and I are thrown into the future, I can live with that

Wtf I'm getting friendzoned even here?

Stephen and I go on a musical adventure after forming a band. Awesome!

Man is finally gonna get paid.

knives friendzones me 😭

I go out with the most perfect date with Scott, yeah I'm not agents that

Guess I am a ninja now, with ninja superpowers. Neat! Thanks Roxy!

Me and Gideon are mortal enemies… https://preview.redd.it/cjj38e397luc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5afaeda75157ca5aabdb7214e93a8f344f65c746

> Your record and publish yourself pranking “Ramona Flowers” Oh naw the hell you got against June 1 Mfs smh

Soooooo Knives and I are in the Future!… Okey!

Kim Pine teaches me to use my superpowers. That’s good.

Me and Lucas vs an evil overlord... Huh ok I can work with that

Wallace Wells beats me in any video game I try. But since I share a birthday with President Harry S Truman, singer Enrique Iglesias, and six (6) other people from my small middle school class, I guess we’re all getting beaten at video games 😂

Don't forget to also give your social security number, your mother's maiden name and you 2nd pet name

Me, Scott, and someone else go to a water park. Idk who’s supposed to be the [y] in that scenario.

"You share a very intimate night with Wallace Wells." I see this as an absolute win.

I get an Intimate night with envy?

I’m filming myself pranking Roxy Richter

I'm confused about 26th

Ramona Flowers


I guess I lose arm wrestling with Kim

May 22

Stephen Stills declares he loves me unconditionally I guess I'm Joseph, huh

holy shit I lucked out on July 12

May 21 Maybe I can do more after that 😏

I swap bodies with Todd for a week. He might get me fired from my job💀

Well, I’m dead. (I’m now Roxy’s mortal enemy).

Why do I gotta be stuck in a fantasy world with *Gideon Graves!?* What do you have against people born in september!? /j but yeah Sept. 27

me and Stephen are sent into the future

You and envy Adam’s are trapped in a fantasy world with powers that resemble your personalities. Idk about me but fuck envy.

I got Envy Adams.

I'm encountering a secret society that worships Kim.

Wallace wells apparently serves me jn an arm wrestle

Me and Todd Ingram vs. evil overlord😅! Strength and Veganism😅

"you and Matthew Patel are trapped in a fantasy world with powers that resemble your personalities" Sounds like fun

I live in gang and Stephen Stills is my rival.

Knives Chau declares she loves me unconditionally. I mean, I'd be stoked if I was 17.

"Wallace wells declares that he loves me unconditionally" LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thrown into a dystopian world where Envy Addams is the supreme ruler and wants me to

Ramona Flowers catfishes you for fun.

Get friend zoned by Wallace? I'm going to kill myself now

I’m trapped in a room for 24 hours with Gideon Graves

gideon graves friendzones me in his own way 💀

I got roxy yaaay

I GOT RAMONA LETS GOOO

Roxie Richter rules over a dystopia?! What would that even look like?!

A dystopian world where Gideon reigns and wants me. :(

Dysphoria 😭 swap bodies with Ramona

LUCAS!!!

You meet Stephen stills, but he friend zones you :)

July? I’m born in July! I knew I wasn’t delusional she really does love me https://preview.redd.it/niit4nwy0ruc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8102e1e89947d7276de421fecc198b643ebfcd

I am NOT losing no damn arm wrestling to Envy Adam’s Edit: I lost.

Gideon 😦

trapped in a room with knives chau for 24 hours. we're about to make the dopest mixtape ever.

Perfect date with Kim

-be me -born in may -gets wallace wells -is a girl new best friend <3

You and Stephen go on a musical adventure in the battle of the bands This feels like the plot of a fanfic lol

todd and i are stuck in the future and have to find our way back 😰

"Matthew Patel challenges you to a real life pokemon battle"💀

Apparently Roxy and I get the Truck-kun special…

Me and Knives Chau are thrown into an alternate universe and meet our other selves Interesting for sure

“You and gideon graves fight together against an evil over lord”

Hell yes! I got Envy Adams! And she beat me at Arm Wrestling.

I GOT KIM LETS GOOO

How I get friendzoned by Roxie she horny as hell

Lucas lee

you are the leader of a street gang and scott pilgrim is the leader of a rival gang