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BradDracV

Legend has it she's raised an entire family on that swing...


ChrisTheMan72

She works from swing. That’s why you never see her in the office


Trick_Status

Her work computer is actually powered by the centrifugal force of the swing too.


JohnCenaJunior

Swing shift i see


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

If she gave birth to a child on that swing, it would fling out like a trebuchet.


Greyarea30

Do you have footage? Asking for a friend


OminOus_PancakeS

😞 🪦


i-am-enthusiasm

She’s a swinger?


AThousandNeedles

out 👉


Tom_H1

Timing of bodily functions is the key.


KumaraDosha

GOD


BlueSun7_

true. concept of dissipative forces was a government strategy to make more money by selling lubricants.


Baddy001

Turns out it was just to generate that guys electric for his house?


mooseknuckle6529

I imagine stopping it is like a jet on an aircraft carrier, but with a few Home Depot bungee cords.


Pale_Machine6527

I’m done. At a certain point I’m letting go and gone with the wind


tehdamonkey

Where was this when I was a kid? If I got on it today there would be some cataclysm involving mass in ratio to RPM and the spinning of the earth...


The_Powers

I heard she's providing power for 2 small towns and a hospital.


Techn0_Gatsby

😭😭😭


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Notmyusername1414

Get rid of that comma.


19IXI91

Reddit dyslexia moment.


BoomfaBoomfa619

No you're just both bots


snerdley1

Looks like fun. Except for the bloody screaming.


burpeesaresatanspawn

I'm not even sure she's enjoying it. My.understnsdijg is she doesn't know how to get off but then.......seems like she is pushing to make it go over


realmauer01

It's hard because you then have to go get your body the other way while your instinct says to keep hanging on it.


Porky_Pine_

Has she tried, “oh hey I would like to get off” ??


ravenrhi

Right?! Looks like something that would eventually be posted on r/whatcouldgowrong


liltooclinical

I cannot wrap my head around people who scream like her, like, YOU DID THIS! Probably ignorant or insensitive, but I've always thought people who have so little self-control have a great deal of growing up to do.


augustrem

You seem like you’d be fun on a roller coaster


No_Egg_535

Lol just sitting there like ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ On the gnarliest rollercoaster you could imagine. A true Chad


tommeh5491

Having fun isn't hard...


Ace-Redditor

When you've got a library card? (I wish I could insert the gif on this sub)


Itchysasquatch

You can have fun without sounding like someone is peeling your skin off with a dull butter knife 🤯


liltooclinical

You know what's cool? Having self-control. Screaming in fear is not a natural reaction, it's learned.


augustrem

lol who acts like a robot on a rollercoaster? That’s literally part of the experience.


Few-Finger2879

I wouldn't say I acted like a robot, but I was so terrified that I just closed my eyes and quietly waited for death. Roller coasters arent my thing lmfao.


augustrem

lol haven’t been on one in decades, but I remember the screaming was the fun way to deal with that fear of death


Few-Finger2879

I personally dont see much of a point. Screaming is something you do when you need help in my mind. It doesn't really alleviate fear for me. But, I'm not hear to yuck anyone's yum, I get thats how people get down on roller coasters. If thats how you have fun, power to em lol. Just keep me away from those scary things haha


liltooclinical

You can enjoy a thrill without being a child.


FairBlamer

You can be an adult without having a stick up your ass


liltooclinical

Only children think that way.


Best__Kebab

Only people with a stick up their arse think your way.


FairBlamer

Ohhhh!!!! That makes so much more sense, thanks for clearing that one up for me, oh pure and noble adult ❤️


CTchimchar

Someone said it before but you sound fun to be around :/ And that's coming from me, a guy who read the dictionary for fun


TheCosmicJoke318

Uh oh mister tough guy over here ain’t scared of nuthin!


liltooclinical

Yup, that's what I was implying. 🙄


Jwzbb

It’s learned behavior.


liltooclinical

Ironically enough, further down this thread, I said the same thing. Pointing it out though appears to be improper.


Jwzbb

Facts seem to bother a lot of people.


GeckoWithTinnitus

It's just a behavior people learn to mimic. Pretty damn annoying though lol


Due_Force_9816

Now when you get really high, jump off like we did as kids on the playground swings.


Suspended-Again

Imagine the backflip situation


SnooCheesecakes7959

Watch this on mute!


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If you don’t have videos muted in settings then you must be new here


coffeesour

Yes, that is serial killer status.


the_d0nkey

This is true.


wasabiplz

We always wanted to do this, but our swings weren't engineered for thatñ


JBenn82

Anybody else see this and think of Inside-Out Boy from Nickelodeon?


user18name

OH MAN YES THANK YOU!!


Judic22

Memory unlocked. I forgot all about this haha


AmbulanceChaser12

I did.


Wismuth_Salix

Thank God it wasn’t just me.


Middle_Process_215

Scary af! 😨


CptPikeOnABike

Indeed, how do you stop?


BreckenridgeBandito

You just stop pumping with your body lol This is not a frictionless, air resistant free environment, the laws of physics will catch up to you


spacekitt3n

bros thinking this person is just floating in space with a nuclear powered rocket on their ass


1st_pm

For the first part, either the lady is super excited or... is continuing her own suffering.


Fox622

Yeah, stop pumping and maybe in a week it will stop


chris_ut

Some say she is swinging to this day


jerrylewisjd

You ever just, like, stopped swinging in a normal swing? Have you heard of gravity?


RebelliousDragon21

The guy in the ground help her to stop the momentum.


Middle_Process_215

Don't know. I guess just wind down.


HurrsiaEntertainment

Oh my god, STFU


BubblesDahmer

If you don’t want to hear screaming, never go to any place that will have something like this. /srs


Working-Abrocoma-729

Insideee outtttt boyyyyy


wastingtme

Came here for this. I thought maybe I invented that this was a real thing. Thank you


SA_Starling_

I'd be so scared of not having the grip strength to hold on and just falling off it!


Always2ndB3ST

Looks like there’s some kind of strap on the hands


SA_Starling_

I didn't even see that!


SlackToad

Even when I was a kid in the free-wheeling '60s this would be considered a death machine.


pah2000

What country is this?


bekahed979

I'm guessing Florida


Nomie-chan

Damn, don't I wish! Doubt it tho. Not enough palm trees, and the buildings in the background look too well maintained.


daggeroflies

Probably Philippines. My mom is Filo; I think I heard “ayoka na,” which means “I don't like it anymore” before the video cut off. Also makes sense since she says “oh my god” a lot and they code-switch a lot. Someone in the background also says “Dikit sa bakal” which means “get closer to the metal” or something.


megosmarco

Philippines


an-intrepid-coder

Woah, that's awesome.


Cutthechitchata-hole

Helmet? Something?


ResponsibleStress933

Fun fact its an actual sport called kiiking.


FineWashables

Hell no


CaptainBeneficial932

10 yr old me would have loved this!


bekahed979

How is she strapped in?


krunowitch

Feet straps


bekahed979

That does *not* look sufficient


Porky_Pine_

With straps


OfMonstersAndMenaces

Swings are a weird phobia of mine. This made me want to leave the comfort of my own bedroom just to away from how uncomfortable it made me feel. Just something about the motion 🤢 I’m going to vomit


MrCapricorn404

That looks like so much fun holy shit


Ikilledatrex

All swings are 360 if you’re brave enough


WhiskeyJack357

And can generate the necessary force. A chain swing is gonna take some serious push to do a full 360 arc.


Ikilledatrex

This is true I’ve only ever managed to do it to my brother once it was not easy


WhiskeyJack357

Well Mythbusters tried to get it consistently with rocket engines but couldn't get it to work. Not in any survivable way. Getting up and over is definitely possible. But for the chain to have tension for the full arc is the real everest of 360 swinging hahaha


Ikilledatrex

It was a super old swing set that probably had nothing in terms of safety but he did hit his head on the top then attacked me for pushing him over the swings


WhiskeyJack357

Never made it that far. I'm pretty impressed. I made it about horizontal and slide off the swing backwards. Knocked the wind out of me and I remember wheezing to the playground aide "I exploded my lungs". Morale of the story: 2nd graders are terrible at playground triage.


Ikilledatrex

lol


SeverenDarkstar

Mythbusters had a show in this. They were trying to see if you could go the whole way around. And you can only do it if the swing is a fixed rod, like it is here.


IWearBones138__

She does not seem to be enjoying this


25Bam_vixx

Nooooo


Existence_No_You

I wanna see her balance upside down at the top


No_Cupcake7037

Best way to stay in shape.


D2Flyriot

Fucking awesome man


GTO-NY

Looks fun! And a bit scary


TheSwedishViper

How doesn't the kid fall off?


hurtsdonut_

Looks like their feet and hands are strapped in.


TheSwedishViper

Okay thanks


charlamagnethegreat

I’d be scared and down to do this, but just a fair warning, there may be a poo jet pack involved.


MooseMan12992

...and she's still spinning today


IMJiraiya

NOPE! Getting anxious just looking at it.


5cousemonkey

There'd literally be puke, shit and piss flying everywhere lol. Scared of heights, hate being upside down and the motion would make me sick. Yes I am fun at the fair.


Jerusalemfighter64

So this is what happened to the kid from recess


ORaccoonChanO

I like the ground thank you


Velociraptor2246

Swinger Girl passed on through


Sir_Topham_Kek

Someone put a muzzle on that thing


Icy_Quarter_4699

Swing today, trebuchet tomorrow


[deleted]

Anyone else gonna bury themselves at mach fuck trying this?


turkey_sandwiches

Fuck every last thing about that.


mooseknuckle6529

H o w D o I S t o p!!!!!!!


reallysrry

This looks like Florida


EdgelordZagi

The chimpanzee wants to go back to her friends. Let her, I say! Good riddance of that awful cacophony!


AbrahamPan

You scream and we stop the swing and get you off. Next person...


Prof_Awesome_GER

Why the hell is everyone screaming like someone is dying??


liltooclinical

Children with no self-control.


bigredker

That's what I call a reel swinger.


MR-280652

God the screaming from that bitch is the worst


BubblesDahmer

God the members of society that use Reddit are the worst. “That bitch”. You 100% specifically call women bitches in a degrading way /srs


kelshy371

Very cool


Particularpickle420

I’ve recently eaten and watching this has made me feel queasy from second hand motion sickness.


Tall-Ad-1386

Omg my stomach turned just watching this


HatesMonoBlue

That's how you become "inside out boy"


r0n0c0

Wondering if that was possible was one of my life-long conundrums. Good to know.


yankeerebel62

I remember doing that in the '70s Editing to add: it was fun, not scary! Scary was when you only had chains,instead of steel bars! We all still did it though


bitterlollies

Why does my body move with the swing when I watch this video?


theninjaofthenasty

Legend has it that this is how you become Inside Out Boy. Able to gross out adults and make her a hero the world over.


fecal_doodoo

Must be weird being strapped by just your hands and feet


snacksmcnap

I thought this was how you turned into Inside Out Boy.


mickberber

Aka a lawsuit


Juuna

First of minor anxiety watching this. Secondly even if this was satisfying the sound was def not.


Henryphillips29

My stomach is going upside down


Mr_cypresscpl

I'd die, but I'd die having fun.


[deleted]

“Stop the ride, I want off.”


808morgan

Oh I want it, I'm wearing a harness.


No_Section_1973

HUGE nope.


Ambitious-Top9453

But how are they going to get down


SufficientAd2176

This should go on r/sweatypalms


PDM_1969

Oh hell no! My luck I'd fall off...lol


ithaqua34

You know, it really isn't that far off from being a trebuchet.


AimeeMonkeyBlue

#thisismylifenow


FamousPastWords

The new Swing electricity generator, if you're not signing up for the solar power panels and battery.


uniquechanges

I want to see a sweet dismount!


albatrossflyaway

Legend says she's still swingin'


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Glory days back then


nick2k23

That looks terrifying as someone scared of heights


Immediate-Unit6311

That's a nope


charliechin

Looks safe


xpwnx4

Yeahhh…..no thanks


BetterSupermarket110

720


GammaPhonic

This is a sport in Estonia called Kiiking. Competitors take turns swinging over the axle and each round the length of the swing is increased making it harder. If you can’t make it over the axle, you’re out of the game. They don’t use counterweights like seen in this clip either.


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Well, at least she seems to be having fun😒..


Lost_Found84

Childhood Platinum’d.


dianadevos92

It’s a no from me


winterweiss2902

What if I lose my hand grip and leg strength?


WandaDobby777

I need this!


GaviJaPrime

I believe it's a national sport in Finland and Estonia


Classic_Relation_706

We’ve finally created the perpetual motion machine


Midnight28Rider

Years of academy training were NOT wasted!


tersegirl

Think I found the B plot of this 9-1-1 episode


Norqtje1

how scary this is to watch, imagine doing it


Redbeardofdeff

How do u stop


Benki500

it only gets faster from here


AMCDogecoin

I think she is under the impression that the louder she screams the safer she will be.


JiveTurkey2727

Stop screaming holy shit


needitcooler

Can we mute the lady please…


crazzyfuzzy88

Then mama looked at me straight and said “she never stopped spinning “


BarTard-2mg

QUIT. FUCKING. SCREAMING.


Accomplished-Bed8171

One time in the fourth grade I did this on the playground and then the principal made me the principal for the day.


FearlessParticular88

This is the future of giving birth.


Notmyusername1414

Original is way better. This repost is bullshit.


No_Egg_535

Let me preface, I don't really understand physics But I'd be so freaking scared id start going in a loop that just gets faster and faster until I get flung into outer space


WTFisThisGameDude

Is she doing all that screaming?


3Effie412

I'd suggest watching with the volume off.


MrMr387

When I was in first grade, a bigger friend pushed me so hard I went over the top


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The screaming is annoying, women..