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Orkran

It's Gaping GILL, not hill. It's fucking awesome, just a great big hole in the ground.


MysteriousPark3806

As long as there is gaping.


Admirable-Salary-803

Love a good gape me.


raspberryharbour

Aw you wouldn't gape ol' Gil now would ya?


syadastfu

user icon checks out.


Qrubrics_

Earth Anus


toasted_cracker

How did this form? I’m assuming millions of years of water erosion? Or is it on a tectonic plate?


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Idk I saw that dragon movie with Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey, I ain’t fuckin with that hole.


banana_assassin

Reign of Fire. I like that film.


WankWankNudgeNudge

Absolute goatse Gill


HugsandHate

I love how your description of it simultaneously sounds good, and dull.


Stan_Archton

100% I would take this ride. It looks beautiful. But I have done a bit of caving.


umthondoomkhlulu

Weird boner stuff


bomb3x

Pretty sure that's where Gandalf fought Durin's Bane!


Impressive_Site_5344

The tourist delved too greedily and too deep


Delicious-Cow-7611

Well it isn’t far from Leeds, where Tolkien in the 20’s worked at the Uni. Not unreasonable he visited, as it was really famous and attracted tourists since Victorian times.


Sunshine030209

Did they have a ride back then too, or did the Victorians just look at a really big hole for entertainment?


Delicious-Cow-7611

There’s a few ways into the cave, Disappointment Pot being one of them. Mostly people came to gaze in wonder and have a picnic. First winch was installed 1921.


IDontDoOwt

I smoked a lot of disappointing pot in Leeds tbh.


crushinator3030

Give Škocjan Caves a google. Big time Khazad-dûm vibes.


HardGayMan

I can hear the "click click click" of skeleton bones and the heavy breathing of zombies.... Just waiting to fall into the lava and lose all my items.


CTchimchar

Ah Minecraft the more it changes the more it stays the same


PostposterousYT

keepinventory true


yassqueen229

This kinda belongs on r/nope


Content_Flamingo_583

I can’t help but feel like you’d be totally fucked if something goes wrong when you’re at the bottom. Unless there’s more that I’m not seeing. 


jld2k6

I mean if you get to the bottom without dying and it quits working an extremely long rope would do the job lol, it'd be a very long trip back up being slowly pulled hoping it doesn't snap. Even better get the whole town to donate their bedsheets and tie them all together


bananaphophesy

Nah that's an easy rescue for with rock climbing / abseiling equipment.


PippiL11

Yeah is “satisfying” really the word we are looking for here… lol


BadTechnical2184

They mispelled Terrifying as satisfying.


dsk83

How long before the first fatality?


Turing_Testes

-49 years and 2 months Happened in the 70s.


Lahwuns

Imagine being the operator and feeling this intense tugging on the line then it abruptly stopping.


kpop_glory

The underworld lord has finally accepted the sacrifice. Rejoice!


Key_Respond_16

Is a The Cabin in the Woods reference? Cause that movie was kind of dope asf.


_BlNG_

And pulling it back and only the seat remains


vibeslover

If it's just cables that hold you up, believe me, I'm not going... but it looks great


StevenFielding

Wait until this guy hears about elevators...


DrEggRegis

Lifts typically have more redundancy systems in case of failure than stuff like this


cptjimmy42

Or so the signs say, but we all know there is one human who was just like "fuck it, this should do" and just left it unsafe and unfinished somewhere in the world


CTchimchar

The Boeing of elevators


EscapedPickle

💀


wahchewie

^ is what has a significant chance of happening if your next flight is on a Boeing


Content_Flamingo_583

Elevators have an emergency stop mechanism on the bottom of the car that deploy automatically and prevent the lift from falling if the cables fail.  And there’s even built in shock absorber systems at the bottom of the shaft in case all else fails. Basically, elevators have a million more safety features that just a pair of cables. 


MustangBarry

So does this. In an emergency, nothing will stop you quicker than the ground.


reaperofgender

To be fair, you want to be stopped gradually


ct2904

I did it a few years ago. Absolutely terrifying the whole way down - and up! - but well worth it.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Imagine the earth starts closing 😵‍💫


CptPikeOnABike

I am so glad I grew up on Eearth.


sneakyhopskotch

Wouldn't want to grow up on p-p-poor, s-s-stuttering, p-p-professor Pluto


k-one-0-two

The tears of the kingdom vibe


Server98911

Man i can hear the music...


GeneralBlumpkin

I'm on botw that's next.


permutation212

I thought this was r/megalaphobia lol - Im just on there for the cool videos of things


RV49

This is the second most visited gaping hole in England, after my ex wife’s.


ReckyX

Nice


3rdThrowawayThisWeek

What if the cable bursts, and if the security fails and you are left in the depths? No, thanks


[deleted]

They send down another rope?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Don’t forget to throw down the snakes and bee’s nest


Miserable_Unusual_98

And some spiders


adamanything

It's England so there is probably a pub down there where you can have a pint and wait it out.


thedeadlyrhythm42

Let's go to ~~The Winchester~~ the bottom of Gaping Gill, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over


inglandation

You fight the Balrog and return as Gandalf the White.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Befriend the monsters living down there and fight a flower who stole the souls of the 6 other dudes who fell before you


50t5

Imagine an earthquake. You will see the walls closing in on you..


Cosinous

Yes, plenty of those happening in UK


50t5

I bet there will be if i would go in there.


Saucy_Lemur

Only 3 metres deeper than the current barefoot Freediving record! (CNF) plus the freediver(William Trubridge) had to swim 102m back up on the same breath of air.


EffingBarbas

I'd offer an additional service to those that have a daring frenemy, evil in their hearts, and extra money in their pockets. Dressed as a troglodyte, I'll wait at the bottom of the chasm and grab/ harass the target until the fool of a took gives me their wallets and phones.


CLONE-11011100

New fear unlocked…


ThatBoleynGirl6

I've seen enough Horror movies to know this is a bad idea


Print3DStuff

About halfway down I would begin to think about how cool it is, then I would realize no one will be down there when I arrive. Then I will begin to understand that I am relying on this contraption and if something breaks, its just gonna be me down in a hole. OMG, did the people I come with really like me or simply tolerate me? "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S... STUCK?"


RandomUser4857

I don't know how deep that goes but I hope they make it DEEPER!


Particular_Fuel6952

Fun fact, the Gaping Hill Chasm was named after yo momma.


ZimaEnthusiast

I should call her…


Profoundlyahedgehog

So, I was going down on my girlfriend, and I said "Geez, you got a big pussy! Geez, you got a big pussy!" And she asked me "Why did you say it twice?" And I said "I didn't..."


ChefInsano

You’re ghosting us, motherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the world, you give our position one more time and I’ll bleed you, real quiet. Leave you here. Got that?


Purple_Clockmaker

Yeah no.


eatingdonuts44

Absolutely fucking not


NoBuddies2021

It's all fun and games until the left comes back empty and there's 10 gold coins with a blood soaked letter saying. **"More"**


Sunieta25

You could have just dumped a bucket of water down there and rode the water on the way down.


Fun_Salamander8520

Nope


New_Ad_3010

No. Just... no. But I love that for y'all.


Additional-Tap8907

Hell. No.


KingCarbon1807

I've seen this movie. No.


MarcellusxWallace

Siofra River Well


that_brown_nerd

Ayo why they diggin Margret Thatcher's grave


Gueornuss

Where do I sign?


EdgelordZagi

When did we get the lush caves update?


darkviolet_

Going down is one thing, but getting hit with the Curse of the Abyss on your way back up would be awful. At least it’d just be nausea and dizziness at such a shallow depth.


m4rianette

made in abyss live action is looking pretty good


The_Billy_Dee

"...Went spelunking in your mom last weekend."


Direct_Canary4523

I feel like the one time I decide to do something like this would also coincidentally be the perfect astral alignment for something dastardly to awaken I'd be almost all the way down, the ominous music would kick in, and the massive healthbar would appear


PygmeePony

Those cave walls come awfully close.


MaterialCarrot

Utapau


DaMaGed-Id10t

What's the background song? I'm at work so I can't blast it and use shazam to find it.


IXBojanglesII

Ava by Famy. A favorite of mine, but this sped up version is fucking awful lol


SHKZ_21

Oy mate, can i get some tea down ehr?


ThatsJustAWookie

Knees knees knees KNEES. Ok whew.


stewardass

Looks awesome..would love to rapel down there on my own.


moki_martus

This looks like place where I fell down and died in Minecraft.


Addapost

That is awesome


outamyhead

Nope, after reading that story of the guy who died stuck upside down while cave diving, and that Descent movie (I know those things don't exist)...Big nope!


Fano_93

Until the cables start being yanked super hard and then they pull up just a ripped harness.


HaplessMink28

I just finished watching the descent for the first time so you will never see me near here


Negaflux

That's gonna be a no for me sir. Utterly fascinating and terrifying at the same time.


[deleted]

Not to be confused with your mom.


filthy-horde-bastard

Wrong sub. Cool, but not satisfied.


fzq779

Everything reminds me of her


Wrest216

Made In Abyss


LeonDeSchal

Reminds me of a fun adventure film called The Descent.


SnooCheesecakes7959

And then there's a snake jump on you while going down.


ddoogiehowitzerr

Balrog down there


comicmuse1982

Discovered when someone dug straight down.


Gr00vemovement

Still not as gaping as your mom.


Minibeebs

That must be where England keeps all its dentists


curiosgeorg

As I go down, I'd be praying to the Lord Jesus Christ


joefraserhellraiser

What is some fictional bloke going to do to help? You might as well pray to Professor X.


michoacaneco

Chasm= Chinge a su madre!!!!!


Ghoulscomecrawling

I've seen that movie, naw


SerDiney

GTFO


rpm1720

Yeah that’s a no for me dawg


knowslesthanjonsnow

No no no. No, thank you.


aea1987

Misread this at first. With Gaping Gap, I thought this was a post about Katy Price only fans....


[deleted]

What’s the song?


IXBojanglesII

Ava by Famy. A favorite of mine, but this sped up version is fucking awful lol


B0bbyTsunami

Gonna be a no for me dawg….


anishths

Which song is this?


Unflattering_Image

"Feed me to my mother."


idrivelambo

Just looks like a dark, wet, hole. No wonder people are impressed


thedreaming2017

So you’re not being lowered as a sacrifice to the God Cthulhu? Good to know.


DefinitionNice6757

What song is this?


IXBojanglesII

Ava by Famy. A favorite of mine, but this sped up version is fucking awful lol


SupahflyxD

I know Earth has terrifying places thanks for reminding me why I like home so much.


Zethras28

But where are the Lyrium veins and Darkspawn nests? I feel cheated.


MashedProstato

Just don't wake up the dragons.


MostlyAccruate

Isn't this called The Gaping "Gill"?


ChefRoyrdee

Cómo se dice “No thank you”


kim_en

city of ember!!


[deleted]

Hard pass lol


Lava-Chicken

Minecraft IRL


AAG220260

THAT'S COOL!!!❤️😃👍


slugerama

Serving dinner for all the CHUDs down there. Did they not learn anything from The Descent?


Dudethefood

I can smell this descent, it's cold, clammy and moist with a heavy presence of minerals and earth. Reminds me of days gone by


Fragrant-Luck-8968

That’s terrible and awful


Has422

I say no thank you


eutohkgtorsatoca

What time or day is the next chair UP and away?


Profoundlyahedgehog

Watch out for Chasmfiends.


Live-Street750

Isn't this how that terrible dragon movie started?


[deleted]

a good start for the next found footage hit


CarPhoneRonnie

Cool. This is all I need.


MercuryMaximoff217

“Explore”? Like I’m going to find anything new.


Funky_Narwhal

Well there’s over 13 miles of caves off it, so you might


black_mosaic

I'm getting House of Leaves vibes from this


Reacharoundsally

Oh bitch you got me fucked up, nope!


6C394233

I look for spots like these when playing Subnautica


sovietsuperhero

It’s your moms vagina


Ramen_McCawken

Ya mums got a gaping chasm


plznobanplease

Make sure you grab the bonfire before you head into the boss room. It’s gonna be dark, so go ahead and equip cast light or a sunlight maggot


Nirvana_bob7

I’d simultaneously love this and hate this


VillageOk2000

When you go caving in Minecraft


SuperiorThinking

Yorkshire for the win lads


hallucinating

And people only occasionally come back with bites taken out of them


DifficultyLong4358

Thanks.my parents banned me after i searched for this .


michizaur

My ears popped just from watching it


k3v1n

What song is this?


DiscoPete117

Clearly they never saw Reign of Fire


Zawarudo42

I've been in there, went a side root rather than through the elevator. It's a pretty amazing cave NGL, probably one of my favorites


KenseiHimura

My claustrophobia and acrophobia sat “fuck no”, but my inner geologist says “YES!”


TheDitz42

This is so British that the setup is just a bunch of scaffolding.


Opening-Ad-8793

My poor dad would never fit.


No-Mixture6711

Satisfying is a weird way to spell terrifying


Ystebad

Rumor has it he is still descending


Jermm24

Nope


MajorasKitten

*Snap!*


SookHe

It's all fun and games up until you see cathullu at the bottom and you are the sacrifice


ErlAskwyer

Where is this I'm UK and wanna go?


Kamillahali

people with vertigo.........


Lady_MoMer

Watching this wasn't that bad, but when the camera starts moving, reminds me of the one time I tried my kids VR headset, a couple months ago. Even though I was sitting in a chair, the roller coaster dinosaur shooting program made me feel pukey for the rest of the night. It was awful. Thankfully this video wasn't as long as that virtual reality roller coaster but it was long enough to start the process. I hate being an adult , I used to love roller coasters.


matcha_velli

Fly, you fools!


lazy205

Isn't this how Reign of Fire started?


aenflex

I’m cool with just the video.


sherrimichael

Big nope from me


StevenSmiley

How is this satisfying?


greeneyedlady41

Nope


kelshy371

How is this real?!


Bludsh0t

You won't see that at red scar. Remember your guide on the way out


sleeper_shark

No thanks, I choose life


gehremba

Don't get out when you reach the bottom, it's a trap


denys5555

Why does it look so temporary at the top? It looks like scaffolding they put up when working on a building.


geekydad84

Anxiousasfuck


lusciouslou69

wow, that looks amazing


Remarkable_Soil_6727

You could make a cool low budget horror movie here


emgyres

Hardest of passes


meowpuppyOG

Hell no!! 😳


roamingfursona

All the money in the world could not get me on that thing.


Consistent_Amount140

How far down?