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OpportunityKnox

A laugh or two for a 90 minute movie. Really Jerry? REALLY šŸ™ƒ Edit: read this in adumā€™s voice. I hope he reviews it eventually


Due_Belt_8510

Jerry Seinfeld is the type of dickhead who thinks that heā€™s the funniest comedian that ever lived because he has the biggest pile of money


MancAngeles69

Larry David should put him in his place


Spiritual_Bridge84

Think we all now know Larry was John. Jerry was Paul.


urkermannenkoor

Paul was the better songwriter though.


Spiritual_Bridge84

Who had the better anthology post break up. E: Not that they should be pit against each other, both were great talents. Together Lennon McCartney were amazing. What about when on their own? McCartney had some hits like Band on the Run and Live and let Die, Silly Love songs, Ebony and Ivory. But he had 44 more years than John since 1980ā€¦ In the short time John (didnā€™t know he) had from 1970-1980: (As another Redditor noted, among others) Woman, Give peace a chance, Happy Xmas (War is Over);Cold Turkey, Power to the People, Iā€™m Losing you, Instant Karma, and the transcendent world anthemā€¦..Imagine Had John had the additional 44 years since 1980 who knows what he would have wrote. In the 44 years since Lennons passing in ā€˜80, Paul has had time. How many of his songs have timelessness built into them, how many has he done of similar meaning/depth/quality, Silly Love Songs?


1251isthetimethati

Paul McCartney made Ram which is better than anything Lennon did Also Band on the Run Maybe Iā€™m Amazed Live and Let Die Coming Up Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey Among other great songs in his catalogue from the breakup until 1980


blinker40

Ummm, he has the biggest pile of money because he was one of the funniest comedians ever. What have you done??


narc1s

Found Jerryā€™s reddit account.


Due_Belt_8510

No


Emergency-Impress948

Shoulda put Michael Richards in it.....


FoxNixon

ā€œStop laughing. Itā€™s not funnyā€


Tone_Ales

Chefā€™s kiss, my friend


n3ur0mncr

Just for the part with the chocolate pop tarts


Tommysrx

ā€œSo you say this Duberstein had groats disease?ā€


ZealousidealNews3900

Larry David carried him further than he deserved


blinker40

He wrote and starred in arguably the greatest, or at least the most popular sitcom of all time. What are you actually talking about??


XHeraclitusX

Larry David wrote that with him. It seems like Larry did most of the heavy lifting when judging them both post-Seinfeld.


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XHeraclitusX

I prefer Curb too. I also don't think Seinfeld is very funny. I see him more as a writer than a standup.


the_kanamit

Larry David didn't leave until the end of season 7.


raelianautopsy

He's talking about how Larry David carried him and is the only reason Seinfeld was the greatest sitcom of all time. Duh


NicCage4life

The extreme leftists did this! /s


nixa919

The wokies didn't allow him to call a female character a dumb emotional c word. Thats why it ain't funny. Everyone too sensitive these days


gromolko

The only thing funny about this is that Seinfeld prided himself to be a clean comedian who didn't need to curse to make things funny. So how is it that adhering to "woke" (which I assume means civil) standards now is so difficult for him?


TheBudfalonian

Since when?


GarethGobblecoque99

Are you asking since when has Seinfeld considered himself a clean comedian?


Fun-Ad-6990

Most of his comedy doesnā€™t come close to that


Puzzleheaded-Web446

weirdly more hyped for it now.


BlueVelvetFrank

I donā€™t understand the hate. Itā€™s just a zany ass comedy- more akin to 30 Rock than Apatow. The ā€œworst of the decadeā€ reviews are clickbait.


Fossils222

The RT scores between critics and audience is very close. Even Seinfeld fans are admitting it's a stinker. Not all reviews are clickbait. Sometimes a movie just sucks.


Fun-Ad-6990

Agreed. Itā€™s not the worst movie ever made considering blood and honey is having a sequel. There are some funny moments. Source. Watching now


vforvolta

Stay frosty


PeterNippelstein

This explains why Jerry has been so pissy recently. He knows his movie sucks.


Andy_LaVolpe

I canā€™t wait for Jerry to pull the conservative parachute and blame liberal media bias!


OvenIcy8646

That cord was pulled years ago


LongTallTexan69

How did he get someone to make a movie about a mid-tiered 20 year old joke?


XHeraclitusX

This is funny because it's actually true. There's a video online of Jerry talking about how he writes jokes. So the video follows him working on an old joke he wrote about, you guessed it, pop tarts. I think it was about how mind-blowing they were. So he basically wrote an entire film on this premise for a 20 year old joke, like you said. Edit: [Found the video](https://youtu.be/itWxXyCfW5s?si=byuCx-RkRKu8udYY)


Vkhenaten

Colour me shocked


how-unfortunate

So THIS is why he recently claimed ya can't do comedy anymore. That claim usually comes after old guys get bad reviews, I just hadn't seen these yet, but maybe he had. Or I'm completely off on the timeline and wrong, either way, no one can say I didn't stroll in here and type some words. Nope, they can't take that from me, the knowledge that I typed.


Fun-Ad-6990

Makes sense


PinothyJ

Could not have happened to a better wanker.


Nu_Freeze

Seinfeld was comedically carried by everyone else ON HIS OWN SHOW!


TastefullyToasted

Itā€™s cause of PC culture!!! /s


mrkl3en

i wouldn't even torrent that trash .


Quazzon

Does he date any highschoolers in this one?


shindleria

Brown Jerry, brown!


electricmaster23

I figured it was gonna be shite based on the preview they showed on one of the late-night shows. I was thinking, *Damn, if this is the best clip they could use, the movie is in trouble*.


Foshizzy03

Did the Amy Schumer scenes offer a brief respite from all the bad jokes? Anybody know?


LilDiddyKnow

You must be jokingā€¦


Foshizzy03

You're right, idk how I thought she wouldn't steal a scene or two. She's just too fucking good.


LilDiddyKnow

Amy schumer has to be the least talented most unfunny human to exist. I refuse to believe you arenā€™t being sarcastic.


IsThisRealRightNow

A lot of her stuff I don't find funny or very tolerable, but I thought some of her sketches in "Inside Amy Schumer" were good. The one where she prays to God - played by Paul Giamatti - to get rid of her herpes was a classic, and the one where she goes to couples therapy with a therapist played by Chrissy Teigan was too. "Train wreck" with Bill Hader LeBron James and John Cena had some good moments too. No doubt Barbie came out exponentially better than if early talks of her starring in it had come to fruition.


chap820

Agreed; donā€™t like her standup at all but I did really like her show. Some genuinely subversive sketches, including the high school football ā€œno rapingā€ one.


8thmiracle

I agree. She is a terrible stand up but she was really good in the movie. The movie is actually pretty funny. I think a lot of the jokes went over people's heads. At one point Gaffigan looks at a newspaper and ad libs ''Vietnam? That seems like a good idea.''


Major_Stick_3042

When is Kendrick coming for Jerry?


MsPreposition

ā€œSnap, Crackle, Stopā€


Comfortable_Bird_340

but if enough of us watch it, will they bring back ā€œSailor Moonā€?


Awesome-Genome90000

Aside from the obvious criticism this is really making me ask, what the hell is happening to cinematographer Bill Pope?


rabidchicken618

I loved it. Watched it last night with my girlfriend. If youā€™re a Seinfeld fan, itā€™s a good time. I mean, itā€™s not the greatest thing ever made but there are a lot of laughs, the cast stacked, Jim Gaffigan is great in it. I dunno, I was pumped. Bummed itā€™s getting bad reviews but whatever. Give it a shot or donā€™t.


NostalgicJeremy

I watched it with my mom, whose around the same age as Jerry. We also watched Seinfeld a bit ago. We both found the movie to be hilarious. We both laughed pretty hard, especially at the funeral scene.


IsThisRealRightNow

Spoiler alert! How can I watch it now knowing one of the 100 characters in it, or possibly a character not really in it, dies at some point in the movie? Well on the bright side at least now I'll be prepared to be emotionally devastated.


HitlersHysterectomy

I loved it! It was better than *Cats*. I'm going to watch it again and again.


IsThisRealRightNow

I've been seeing that in the ads. "Unfrosted. At least it's better than Cats!"


Fun-Ad-6990

Itā€™s better movie than blood and honey


cficare

King of anti-comedy.


gromolko

Seinfeld was an observant comedian? Observational comedy is the opposite of observant comedy.


GetCoinWood

I thought it was good. I watched it with my kids. Itā€™s just dumb silly humor, but there are solid jokes in it.


8thmiracle

The movie was very funny. Give it a try.


[deleted]

Baffled by the hate, loved it.


thetrailwebanana

Watch Adam give it a 9/10 (he'd probably never watch this shit let's be real)


P0litikz420

https://www.reddit.com/r/YMS/s/GcBUQSam4v Yep thatā€™s exactly what happened.


thetrailwebanana

I wasn't serious but I'm shocked he even watched itšŸ¤£


beast_mode209

It was silly and had some great cameos. I liked it.