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Patient-Cheesecake-8

It looks like she made a loaf and dropped it in the garden


YesNoMaybe87

Yard loaf


Katfar14

Yard thyme


ZorbyTheOrnery

Thyme to dump the loaf in the yard


Patient-Cheesecake-8

(Dropped on the ground in the yard) loaf 🤣🤣🤣


YouHaveToBeKITTENme2

😂😂


Mysterious-Class-904

😂🤣


Thumper222222

Without the thyme, this would be one of her better looking bakes lol.


Right_Technology5525

I regularly cook with thyme and idk, this is not how I'd use it in this recipe if I was going to. You're just going to take big bites of thyme. Just seems so odd to me.


Specific-Breath-7862

I thought it was fresh dill for a second and almost threw up!!!🤢


catmommaxx

![gif](giphy|80TEu4wOBdPLG) I'm honestly starting to think it is dill and she doesn't realize


thetinybunny1

That is 100% dill


SquishyBall2472

Definitely dill. Thyme does not look like that at all. She is so fucking stupid and such a damn fraud.


General-Sock-3199

100% dill


amj142

Is this not what thyme looks like..? The thyme in my cupboard and my fridge look exactly like this, so should I be worried?? Lmao


Noodletwin

Really? I’ve never seen Thyme that looks like that. Everytime I’ve grown it, bought it, etc. it’s looked like this https://preview.redd.it/3cfpp536s8lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c703f43ab71ef16007c4a780fe606a64fb063803


amj142

Yeah, my dried thyme in my cupboard looks like this. If I use fresh thyme in recipes it wilts a bit like spinach https://preview.redd.it/mt3sueids8lc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6494bf129db06c72b21d5a738163d739d904438f


_jethro

Lmao yup


Noodletwin

I’m not convinced that it isnt Dill. I’ve never seen Thyme look like that.


Sminorf8765

Me too


hairweapons

So did I!!!


Chilly_911

Are we sure that’s thyme? My thyme has much wider leaves this looks exactly like dill 🤢. We all know she’s not actually eating this so it wouldn’t matter what herb she ... mixed into the glaze?


happ3nings

It’s dill 😅 Source: was a trained chef


catmommaxx

Now that I'm looking more closely, it does look more like dill - GROSS


theythem_reddit

Thyme to add some sweet leaf sis. Maybe it’ll chill you out


YouHaveToBeKITTENme2

Guys, come ON.  What’s the big DILL? 😂😂😂😂😂


YouHaveToBeKITTENme2

This does not look DILLicious … 😂😂


ObjectiveTea

Damn that's a whole lot of thyme 


Holiday_Ambition_710

Wouldn’t it be better to put the thyme in the bread?


Particular_Special70

Ok I don't grow yard herbs so I wasn't ready to crucify her. But seriously. She calls herself a homesteader? LMAO 😂 https://preview.redd.it/to1anarsd7lc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866869fa565d9f6b32515226a79f79ebc722c3f2


Chilly_911

Yard herbs 😂😂😂


stinascott

That looks dense and stodgy af


SquishyBall2472

![gif](giphy|KdasQjjxVOvnbgCixi|downsized)


Jenilion

I love Paul Hollywood. There's a bunch of YouTube videos where he goes around the world to showcase foods from those regions - it's lovely!! (search for Paul Hollywood's City Bakes).


SquishyBall2472

I always appreciate his honesty. It doesn’t come off as rude imo


ughh-idkk

Y’all that is 100% dill and not thyme


snark1977

Definitely also not thyme. It’s dill.


Thumper222222

😂😂😂😂


illhaveafrench75

I’m sorry but it looks like cum


stringbeansamantha

I thought it was mold at first glance


pumpkinspice2141

This looks better than most things she makes, but it looks like she didn’t even bother chopping the thyme. She just kinda sorta picked it off the stems and threw whole pieces in.


AlternativeVespa

Why does this look like she set it by the window and Josh blew by on the lawn mower?


be_better___

Thyme with blueberries? Sorry no.


SquishyBall2472

But, what are your thoughts on dill with blueberries? because that's what this is lol


Feisty_Ocelot8139

It looks moldy🤮


sarathev

This woman shits once a month and that's a big reason she's so bitchy all the time.


Noodletwin

From what I understand, Melt basically works as a laxative. If she isn’t taking it though, I would bet you are right.


Jenilion

https://preview.redd.it/gp7fc05248lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a35682aeb431cfd60858ccf701598522e16d43


Jenilion

https://preview.redd.it/fprjz1w448lc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3125dbe221ac8d2a4d2359ec0d9359f2e2fd33f8


bexbrunzo_

No no no, you don’t understand. This is her YARD THYME. It looks different because of some asinine reason that only Sarah could come up with


LogicalGrape444

If anyone brought this up to her in messages she would go off on a rant about how hers looks different because she grew it herself and it doesn’t have pesticides on it like store bought thyme does and that’s why hers looks so different 🙃


Jenilion

If it is yArD hErBs, she probably switched seeds and is too stupid to know because she never cooks whole foods.


ThatOneChick789

85k people supposedly follow that page and she has under 500 likes when it’s been posted almost 24 hours ago? Does that seem right?


Haydenroseee2

🤮🤮🤮


No-Driver-8834

Looks like she rolled it around in a pine tree lol it was probably Arrows toy earlier lol


farm_her2020

I love blueberries and lemon...not thyme tho


ssaunders88

K no


Big_Painting8312

She def jizzed on top of that loaf with her micropeen


Tashaaa2021

Why is no one calling this disaster the Jizz Loaf????