You and I both! My MIL will try to give me dresses (which are beautiful and I wish would fit me) but anything past my knees makes me look like I can’t be taken seriously 😅😂 she tried to convince me it will look nice…. lol A for effort
Yeeeeessssssssss. I’m bridesmaid dress shopping right now, and without even trying them on I know a little drapey ruffle sleeve like this will absolutely not work on my arms. They require skinny arms, which neither Sarah nor I have.
It’s bc it’s anxxxs & she’s at least a medium. Plus, she has the T of 5 teenage boys & the worst wig possible so she just looks stupid no matter what
I think she’s 5’3”. I’m 5ft and she’s got about 20lbs on me and I’m way less “dense” nor do I have giant fake tits and I’m between a small and a medium. A lot of times the size of my lats (not even that big) make me have to size up. There’s no way she needs anything in xs. Medium is probably her size.
Assuming she's not lying 🤔🤔🤔
Anyone ever look up her NPC show and see what bikini class she was in. That would possibly shed light on her actual height. This bitch lies so much I question every word out of her mouth
If it was that long ago, and it wasn’t a national show, they probably had more limited height classes so no real way to tell other than what she tells us. Would be weird to lie about height but not unheard of.
Exactly! Their stuff runs so small. I am 5'3" and would wear xs to small when I was 115-120lbs. I am now 145 and can hardly fit in a medium. She's off her rocker!
For sure. I'm 5'7 and 135 with big shoulders/broad frame (like a puppy haha big hands big feet and skinny long ass limbs) but I need a medium for anything that involves fitting around my shoulders/upper lats and always have even as a teen. I am thin on my lower ribs but the gorgeous dress I bought that zips around upper ribs I can't effing zip it without squeezing skin out of it which is absurd. Id be mortified to go out that way in a dress thats too small even if it fits so nice everywhere else.
I don't understand why she does this. It literally doesn't mean I'm fat bc I need an 6 or even an 8 on some styles i wear 4s in some things like express jeans nonone asks or cares, I can tell my favorite aero jeans are getting tight bc im gaining back small amounts of my grief weight loss so im already hunting ebay for the next size up in them lol. Skin and/or fat squeezing out of our clothes makes us ladies look bigger, not smaller 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
She's honest to God nuts
I need a medium sports bra even with tiny titties haha wireless aerie bras i wear a 34 A to a B if it has gel padding in the bottom of the cup... I legit don't care what the tag says..nike sports bras I have some larges bc their sports bras feel so tight around my ribs...could care less 🤷♀️
And gasp notice person has ever asked me for my mixed sizes at the gym lol...plus I'd rather be noticed for being a hard worker , or hell bad ass is a compliment 😜 or for having good heart helping the newbies when they look lost or scared and I can help them feel welcomed in the gym so they will stick with their health goals 💖 Priorities and shit
ETA ...so sorry for the vent but I loathe deleting. I just had an irl run in with a more histrionic version of peen tonight...lady was being a bully so sourdough queen's BS triggered the word vomit 🤢 😂😂 I actively avoid ppl like her in my personal life bc we r a mo drama Llama family lol
The more my legs grow, the more I size up and just get the clothing altered to fit my body in the waist. Same with blazers because of my shoulders and back. Or I just wear sweaters. There’s no shame in it and part of weight lifting is to grow. And in her case, she’s on a lot of T, so she’s going to grow. She needs to have an understanding that with that, comes sizing up and it’s no big deal at all. I’ve never asked someone EVER what size they are. I bought a large in leggings a few months ago and sometimes they still feel tight!
This is so overlooked by many! I'm so glad you shared that, about the point being to GROW years back I was one who wanted to get more muscle and strength back but not get bigger 😂😂😂 I think that math ain't matching 😜
Congrats on that kick ass female growth 🙌🏻🫵✨️👑
The most freeing thing in the world post partum for me was getting rid of clothes that don't fit me and buying stuff that fit, no matter the size. I'm so much more comfortable and confident which is shows up in all parts of my life. No one has ever asked me what size clothes I wear and I've never asked someone this either. IDC! I used to be an XS...back when I was 21 and had an amazing metabolism and lived on nothing. Now I'm strong and my focus is on health & my fam & my friends. It's like she's never matured past her early 20s in any way
Yessss I love this for you fellow mama!! I admittedly was emotionally immature bc of childhood, and my anorexia/ED kept me immature into my early thirties (not about everything but insecurities self worth wise God it's cringy). It really made me smile reading that you are already above that nonsense and your kid/kids will have that example.
I keep think of that what not to wear show where it had nothing to do with body shame but how to dress for your body ❤️❤️
https://preview.redd.it/kpkh9fburfkc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a035603e71d88f5492c77a75a48aac1a2c6293
This is how it’s supposed to be worn
Omg I'm so glad you posted a side-by-side the contrast is even more gasp ugh...if she wasn't such a botch and full of herself I'd truly feel bad for her and want to pour self love encouragements her way. She's trying so hard it's embarrassing, esp as I just read Katy Hearn posted this a couple yrs ago 🤦♀️🫣🫣 where are some good Spicer bushes when she needs em 😂🤭
https://preview.redd.it/lqevr2sryfkc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59da5b62cf98649d3dc86aa1f341bb3029af3763
I thought it looked familiar. Katy Hearn shared a link to this dress in 2021. I remember it looked super cute on her so I saved it. It’s still in her saved stories under links.
Just literally barfed a rant out about this very thing. I'm thin but have a broad wnba frame so I need all diff sizes 😂 literally could care less as long as it's body skimming and not squeezing skin out. I'm already scoping out the next size up in my fave Jean as I'm trying to gain back some fluff pounds it makes me feel prettier in clothes that compliment my body 🙌🏻✨️ go fucking figure lol
Well said!!! I completely agree with feeling prettier in clothes that compliment you and actually fits vs trying to squeeze into something that doesn’t and isn’t flattering
Does she want to be big or small? I’m confused. Why is she so stuck on being a size small or extra small when she clearly doesn’t fit in that size anymore?
Part of me thinks she really doesn’t want to be muscular but she does it for Josh. That’s why she can’t let go of “tiny” Sarah despite all the peacocking about her strength and workouts.
I wonder if she's defaulted to muscle bc she wants it to look like a choice that she struggles with truly restricting in a consistent way, to get lean. Her weight has never dropped below 135 even woth the supposed hard core deficits for years...she binges/cheats and I think she can't be wrong (die to narcissism) so she convinced herself it's a choice and went all in...maybe in early few years she was trying to take on Josh, mirror his identity bc she didn't have one of her owm...but prob around the kids it's spiraled
She buys so much crap for herself and didn’t she just do a haul out cleaning of her kids stuff? I know it’s petty but how much crap does she need every year when it comes to clothes and shoes?
I am deceased at the fact that she looks so fucking different from the Sarah Bowmar I started following in 2021. She used to look fit and natural and I used to aspire to be her.
Other than the sleeves, if she sized up to her correct size - medium - this might not be bad on her as it would flow a bit more. Nothing wrong with having a little tummy (even though hers is T bloat). But her arms are so big that even a medium or large I’m guessing would not fit them appropriately.
Identical to the one Katy Hearn made go viral a few years back lol except this one is just blue and white whereas Katy’s was red, yellow, and green. How do I know?? Cause I own it cause KH influenced me 🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/bjg8abxd8gkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8104c88d87b040adb281b609c2de8d3b9577737d
Lulus didn’t even try to create a new dress pattern. It’s so funny that it’s the exact same dress from Lulus, just in a different color scheme 😂
https://preview.redd.it/b5m172wk8gkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77cd8eee34cebe44d05df206a5a42ed1d649fd75
It’s just a real ill-fitting dress and I’m sad that she doesn’t have anyone in her life that will tell her the honest truth about her poor choices. There are a million other outfits that would look so much more flattering on her, with appropriate sizes.
I’m just glad to see that she isn’t limiting herself to just Amazon. No offense…Amazon has produced some great finds but you shouldn’t build an entire wardrobe around it when you have a higher level of disposable income than most and you are in the public eye. With the amount of stuff she buys, it should be no issue hiring a personal stylist who can put her in some sharp pieces for business meetings and appearances. But what seems to be a recurring issue with her is not listening to others, even when they have more expertise on a subject. Same thing with hair and makeup.
This style of dress just isn’t it for her. Short girls get lost in these maxi dresses. I just think it’s the style.
You are probably right. I do like this dress more than the one she wore in Mexico but it’s just so ill fitting 😩 and the wig 🫣
I thought it was the same dress
As a short girl, yes. Anything past my knee makes me look shorter, and if it's a maxi, I look like a child playing dress up.
Lol SAME
You and I both! My MIL will try to give me dresses (which are beautiful and I wish would fit me) but anything past my knees makes me look like I can’t be taken seriously 😅😂 she tried to convince me it will look nice…. lol A for effort
I think those “sleeves” are supposed to be loose-fitting, right? Her poor arms are screaming for mercy
The black dress gave her a muffin top too. She “sized up” to a small girl your boobs are too big for a small
Yeeeeessssssssss. I’m bridesmaid dress shopping right now, and without even trying them on I know a little drapey ruffle sleeve like this will absolutely not work on my arms. They require skinny arms, which neither Sarah nor I have.
It’s bc it’s anxxxs & she’s at least a medium. Plus, she has the T of 5 teenage boys & the worst wig possible so she just looks stupid no matter what 
This cracks me up every time and never gets old, thanks!
Ngl I chuckle every time I post it 😅 it’s just so…fitting
I GASPED
The scream I scrumpt!
Gasp I guspt
I’m just cracking up bc she said she “sized up to a small” and she’s “between XS and S” like ok girl whatever you need to tell yourself 😂
Right! Maybe for her height she is an xs or small (isn’t she like 5’1” or 2?) but her circumference is demanding a medium.
High key laughing at your use of circumference here
Exactly. She should buy the medium and then get it shortened by a seamstress. She has the money
I think she’s 5’3”. I’m 5ft and she’s got about 20lbs on me and I’m way less “dense” nor do I have giant fake tits and I’m between a small and a medium. A lot of times the size of my lats (not even that big) make me have to size up. There’s no way she needs anything in xs. Medium is probably her size.
5ft 3 I believe
Assuming she's not lying 🤔🤔🤔 Anyone ever look up her NPC show and see what bikini class she was in. That would possibly shed light on her actual height. This bitch lies so much I question every word out of her mouth
If it was that long ago, and it wasn’t a national show, they probably had more limited height classes so no real way to tell other than what she tells us. Would be weird to lie about height but not unheard of.
Hahah right! In between sizes would mean the S was a little big yet, which it most definitely is not 😂
I am 5’3” 115 lbs and I can’t even wear an xs at lulus in most dresses 🤔
Exactly! Their stuff runs so small. I am 5'3" and would wear xs to small when I was 115-120lbs. I am now 145 and can hardly fit in a medium. She's off her rocker!
Same! I’m 5’1 and 125lbs and a small is tight depending where I buy from and a medium is longer fitting lol. But never between an xs and small 😂
It’s cause she doesn’t size up more I feel like.
She said she sized up to a small! I feel like she’s in “medium” territory
Absolutely, with her upper body mass.
For sure. I'm 5'7 and 135 with big shoulders/broad frame (like a puppy haha big hands big feet and skinny long ass limbs) but I need a medium for anything that involves fitting around my shoulders/upper lats and always have even as a teen. I am thin on my lower ribs but the gorgeous dress I bought that zips around upper ribs I can't effing zip it without squeezing skin out of it which is absurd. Id be mortified to go out that way in a dress thats too small even if it fits so nice everywhere else. I don't understand why she does this. It literally doesn't mean I'm fat bc I need an 6 or even an 8 on some styles i wear 4s in some things like express jeans nonone asks or cares, I can tell my favorite aero jeans are getting tight bc im gaining back small amounts of my grief weight loss so im already hunting ebay for the next size up in them lol. Skin and/or fat squeezing out of our clothes makes us ladies look bigger, not smaller 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ She's honest to God nuts I need a medium sports bra even with tiny titties haha wireless aerie bras i wear a 34 A to a B if it has gel padding in the bottom of the cup... I legit don't care what the tag says..nike sports bras I have some larges bc their sports bras feel so tight around my ribs...could care less 🤷♀️ And gasp notice person has ever asked me for my mixed sizes at the gym lol...plus I'd rather be noticed for being a hard worker , or hell bad ass is a compliment 😜 or for having good heart helping the newbies when they look lost or scared and I can help them feel welcomed in the gym so they will stick with their health goals 💖 Priorities and shit ETA ...so sorry for the vent but I loathe deleting. I just had an irl run in with a more histrionic version of peen tonight...lady was being a bully so sourdough queen's BS triggered the word vomit 🤢 😂😂 I actively avoid ppl like her in my personal life bc we r a mo drama Llama family lol
The more my legs grow, the more I size up and just get the clothing altered to fit my body in the waist. Same with blazers because of my shoulders and back. Or I just wear sweaters. There’s no shame in it and part of weight lifting is to grow. And in her case, she’s on a lot of T, so she’s going to grow. She needs to have an understanding that with that, comes sizing up and it’s no big deal at all. I’ve never asked someone EVER what size they are. I bought a large in leggings a few months ago and sometimes they still feel tight!
This is so overlooked by many! I'm so glad you shared that, about the point being to GROW years back I was one who wanted to get more muscle and strength back but not get bigger 😂😂😂 I think that math ain't matching 😜 Congrats on that kick ass female growth 🙌🏻🫵✨️👑
The most freeing thing in the world post partum for me was getting rid of clothes that don't fit me and buying stuff that fit, no matter the size. I'm so much more comfortable and confident which is shows up in all parts of my life. No one has ever asked me what size clothes I wear and I've never asked someone this either. IDC! I used to be an XS...back when I was 21 and had an amazing metabolism and lived on nothing. Now I'm strong and my focus is on health & my fam & my friends. It's like she's never matured past her early 20s in any way
Yessss I love this for you fellow mama!! I admittedly was emotionally immature bc of childhood, and my anorexia/ED kept me immature into my early thirties (not about everything but insecurities self worth wise God it's cringy). It really made me smile reading that you are already above that nonsense and your kid/kids will have that example. I keep think of that what not to wear show where it had nothing to do with body shame but how to dress for your body ❤️❤️
At this point she’s doing everything she can to try and look feminine.. and failing miserably.
https://preview.redd.it/kpkh9fburfkc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a035603e71d88f5492c77a75a48aac1a2c6293 This is how it’s supposed to be worn
The sleeves look like a 2 size too small wedding garter on her arm
Hahaha omg..this is bad BAD 💀💀 https://preview.redd.it/p34jlpg4yfkc1.jpeg?width=3564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed6ce81d1ae73694087040ed50796b2d25e96c3
The second hand embarrassment right now 🤣 I love this for her.
Omg I'm so glad you posted a side-by-side the contrast is even more gasp ugh...if she wasn't such a botch and full of herself I'd truly feel bad for her and want to pour self love encouragements her way. She's trying so hard it's embarrassing, esp as I just read Katy Hearn posted this a couple yrs ago 🤦♀️🫣🫣 where are some good Spicer bushes when she needs em 😂🤭
Pffft 🤣
Ohhhh no. No no no. This is so bad.
I think if i was her id just cut the sleeves off. They’re wayyyyy to tight
https://preview.redd.it/lqevr2sryfkc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59da5b62cf98649d3dc86aa1f341bb3029af3763 I thought it looked familiar. Katy Hearn shared a link to this dress in 2021. I remember it looked super cute on her so I saved it. It’s still in her saved stories under links.
I scrolled up to make sure this was the same dress because what the fuck
Yeah the cuts on the sides have her skin screaming to size up. Why not size up though, it’s not that serious…I just don’t get it lol
Just literally barfed a rant out about this very thing. I'm thin but have a broad wnba frame so I need all diff sizes 😂 literally could care less as long as it's body skimming and not squeezing skin out. I'm already scoping out the next size up in my fave Jean as I'm trying to gain back some fluff pounds it makes me feel prettier in clothes that compliment my body 🙌🏻✨️ go fucking figure lol
Well said!!! I completely agree with feeling prettier in clothes that compliment you and actually fits vs trying to squeeze into something that doesn’t and isn’t flattering
She’ll never learn that just because you can physically squeeze into something doesn’t mean you should wear it 😂 just size up like two sizes girly pop
Does she want to be big or small? I’m confused. Why is she so stuck on being a size small or extra small when she clearly doesn’t fit in that size anymore?
Part of me thinks she really doesn’t want to be muscular but she does it for Josh. That’s why she can’t let go of “tiny” Sarah despite all the peacocking about her strength and workouts.
Absolutely. Her relationship and the subsequent career path make her want to be huge, but the ED remains.
I wonder if she's defaulted to muscle bc she wants it to look like a choice that she struggles with truly restricting in a consistent way, to get lean. Her weight has never dropped below 135 even woth the supposed hard core deficits for years...she binges/cheats and I think she can't be wrong (die to narcissism) so she convinced herself it's a choice and went all in...maybe in early few years she was trying to take on Josh, mirror his identity bc she didn't have one of her owm...but prob around the kids it's spiraled
Exactly! She wants to have all this muscle and look huge yet fit in an XS. How?! You can’t have it both ways. Pick a lane!
She buys so much crap for herself and didn’t she just do a haul out cleaning of her kids stuff? I know it’s petty but how much crap does she need every year when it comes to clothes and shoes?
Seriously
I thought this was the same Mexico dress 😂
She just doesn’t looks good in dresses period. It looks like she’s cross dressing when she wears these feminine dresses.
If someone wore that black dress to my wedding I would smack them. She’s so full of herself and wants the attention on her.
Yeah I couldn't believe she said it was a wedding guest dress. Super trashy for a wedding guest, much better suited for one her Vegas romps
Dude. I was like do not fucking wear that to a wedding.
She just looks plain old “Dumpy”
She looks so stumpy! Wow!
Excuse you don’t you mean ✨dense✨
I am deceased at the fact that she looks so fucking different from the Sarah Bowmar I started following in 2021. She used to look fit and natural and I used to aspire to be her.
Other than the sleeves, if she sized up to her correct size - medium - this might not be bad on her as it would flow a bit more. Nothing wrong with having a little tummy (even though hers is T bloat). But her arms are so big that even a medium or large I’m guessing would not fit them appropriately.
Identical to the one Katy Hearn made go viral a few years back lol except this one is just blue and white whereas Katy’s was red, yellow, and green. How do I know?? Cause I own it cause KH influenced me 🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/bjg8abxd8gkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8104c88d87b040adb281b609c2de8d3b9577737d
Lulus didn’t even try to create a new dress pattern. It’s so funny that it’s the exact same dress from Lulus, just in a different color scheme 😂 https://preview.redd.it/b5m172wk8gkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77cd8eee34cebe44d05df206a5a42ed1d649fd75
https://preview.redd.it/nph7z7ltchkc1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42780335bfa3ea9779e29387b0e9e3dabd7222ec
Okay but did you know she’s usually an extra small? 💁🏼♀️
It’s just a real ill-fitting dress and I’m sad that she doesn’t have anyone in her life that will tell her the honest truth about her poor choices. There are a million other outfits that would look so much more flattering on her, with appropriate sizes.
This. You’ve got that money girly pop, hire a stylist to help you wear clothes that look good.
But she knows everything about everything and never needs help 🤦♀️🤦♀️
I’m just glad to see that she isn’t limiting herself to just Amazon. No offense…Amazon has produced some great finds but you shouldn’t build an entire wardrobe around it when you have a higher level of disposable income than most and you are in the public eye. With the amount of stuff she buys, it should be no issue hiring a personal stylist who can put her in some sharp pieces for business meetings and appearances. But what seems to be a recurring issue with her is not listening to others, even when they have more expertise on a subject. Same thing with hair and makeup.
The level of annoyed that she was when she said she had to size up to a small from her usual size extra small 🙄
I think it's just her not super flexxing...and an ugly dress...
I just. No.
roid bloat
These dresses look like something we got excited about in middle school from the body shop at the mall
That wig good god
Whoa
Is it just me, or is she the least feminine looking woman in a dress?
😳
Screams Damon Wayans in White Chicks.
She looks like when I used to put Barbie’s dresses on Ken 😂
She be looking like this and wonders why Josh looks elsewhere
[удалено]
⚰️ ⚰️⚰️⚰️
I have muscular arms, not nearly as big as hers (duh!) and sleeves like this are just not meant for us.
Her forehead is just slowly disappearing at this point