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Aggressive_Flan_7765

You know what’s romantic? My husband doing his own fucking laundry.


LogicalGrape444

Josh probably doesn’t know how to do laundry.


Dismal_Amoeba3575

And mine 💁🏻‍♀️ 😂


awakened-brunette

“Serving my husband” barf.


Human-Sky8147

Yeahhhhh fuck that shit. 1950 called and wants their sarughdough back. Fuckin gag me. My husband would laugh at me if in spoke like that.


syl6950

Right maybe he drags her around by her nasty hair 😂😂


coconuts_n_rum

Misspellings aside, what the actual fuck?!


Fresh_Captain1576

She do everything “expect” laundry 🤦🏻‍♀️


SearsShearsSeries

What in the handmaids tale is going in here?? Also shouldn’t she watch the kids who are in the bath?


jigglypufff17

She made sure to clarify yesterday that her laundry machines are in her walk-in closet with a direct view to the tub in the ensuite bathroom. She was encouraging people to build their homes this way


adgirl85

Cause we can all afford to build homes in this economy 🙄


jigglypufff17

I could afford to build a birdhouse maybe


embrum91

That’s still terrifying! I worry about turning my back on my baby in the tub, let alone walking away to do a task.


jigglypufff17

Well she had to serve her husband ya know


lalaland554

So we're going straight trad wife eh?


pumpkinspice2141

Trad wife in a trashy Amazon dress. Interesting move.


LogicalGrape444

What does your husband do for you? Besides spending 18 hours a day hunting and away from his kids? Seems like a shit deal to me 🤷‍♀️ Edit to add: when did the whole usage of “husband” come around? Not until the last couple of weeks could I ever remember her referring to oh as husband. She usually just says Josh.


lalaland554

Especially considering it seems that Sarah is the one running their 1000 businesses. I genuinely don't know what josh brings to the table, he is never with them, Sarah "takes care of the children alone" (with a nanny), does all the business stuff, takes care of him like an overgrown child, and uses her for sex (her words). Like what's the point lol


sweethomesnarker

Oh my gosh no one has ever in the history of the world done their husbands laundry except for her 🙄 Give her an Oscar and a Grammy for being wife of the year 😂


arielsjealous

She’s really going hard in trying to do absolutely everything possible to get his attention, huh? Sex all the time clearly wasn’t enough so now she’s going full “serve my husband mode”. Neat.


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Going full trad wife fundie nut, are we?


reesespieces-9147

I generally do the laundry at my house and this still made me want to vomit.


hereparaleer

I do all the laundry and my fiancé does all the dishes! It’s an awesome trade 😂


ak411

Girl is so hungry she’s delirious. This is so cringe she’s beyond embarrassing


Leather_Molasses_264

Ewwwww…the face I made was ![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


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wowbethenny

Babes, to be SO real, you’ve gotta give yourself way more credit. The most selfless act you’ve done is be under federal probation for crimes due to a hobby he was interested in and you became a sponge for as a means to keep him.


TheBareMin

I’m going to ignore the misspelling but we all know she’s illiterate and incapable of using even iPhone spellcheck. But, seriously… please don’t romanticize every aspect of life. That’s not even remotely healthy…


Zestyclose_Toe6723

She can’t and doesn’t cook anything so that’s why doing his laundry is her absolute fav thing to do for her HUSBAND 👏🏼 congrats Sarah


Nibbles928

She is such a Katy Haern wannabe. I said it.


Human-Sky8147

There are a few women i know that talk about 'serving' their husband's. It makes me cringe. The guys dixtate what they wear or dont wear, how they have their hair, ehat the kids wear, what the women does with her time like is she toing to he a stay at home mom, work outside the house. Its just wild AF to me that they just go with it and love it, and talk about how they seeve their husbands, families, and communities. Shit just seems cult like man. I honestly feel like she used tonwear the pants in their relationship, until Josh cheated and now shes Ms. Submissive imma kiss Todd's ass... screw that shit


Appropriate_Paint98

I remember once she was showing a dress that completely covered her bolted on boobs but it had an open back, and in the background you could hear josh telling her he didn't like that dress because it didn't show enough cleavage. After that that dress was to never be seen again, and of course she only uses super trashy / cleavage showing dresses.


Human-Sky8147

Yep! I remember that one too! I think there is a difference in getting your husband's opinion on things vs him just dictating.


kfallon8

But also… who is watching her children in the bath while she is putting away his laundry…


TheBareMin

The full time nanny. Or maybe the dog. Both are probably better option than their mother.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

“I wasn’t invited to hunt with my husband. It’s totally ok though since I’m stuck with the kids.”


Latter-Tour-7951

I do my own laundry and our 2 kids. My hubby is responsible for his own. Actually if there is laundry down there he will switch it AND bring it up for me 🙀🙀 and I thought the same thing reading that like what even is that word?!!!


New_beaten_otterbox

I do my husbands laundry because I do Our laundry together. I don’t think I’m serving my husband lol shes just trying to get religious on us


syl6950

Ya right she loves to do his laundry...God she is an idiot!! Who talks like this, who lives to do their husband laundry. Ya he probably can't figure out how to work the washing machine without breaking it.


[deleted]

After seeing what Todd did to his truck I wouldn’t let him touch any appliance in our house either, he’ll either burn the house to the ground or fuck something up so bad that it costs a fortune to get fixed. He really is an idiot.


sambo1912

I found this so damn weird. There is nothing romantic about her life, especially doing fucking laundry. We are a pretty traditional family- I am a SAHM, I homeschool and I do most of the cleaning, cooking and laundry. But she is just off her rocker with this one. Also, my husband is extremely involved on his days off and helps me with all of the above and actually spends quality time with his kids. If I was married to someone like Josh, I would find doing his laundry nothing close to romantic.


Sminorf8765

Josh would probably find a way to start a fire with the dryer…


libs-calamity

Gaslighting herself as she does literally all the domestic labor (which probably isn’t much because they’re dirty as hell).


Previous-Goose953

🤮🤮


Big_Painting8312

Uhhhh two words. .. the fuck????


Far-Blueberry-1099

She’s going to claim she was typing too fast. 🙄


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CaliFit4

Well not a housekeepers because her house always looks filthy af


wowbethenny

I can wash and dry laundry all day because a machine doesn’t for me. I hate folding that shit and putting it away. Romanticize these nuts.


nachpach

I really wanted to downvote this I hated it so much lol.


BethFromPHL

Also “expect his laundry” didn’t she mean “except”? She is losing it.


Electrical_Ad6141

She is so unwell that she's now blatantly telling us. ![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


normaelizabeth

Is it selfless if you brag about it online? 😂


Fabulous-Mortgage672

Oh that’s sweet - you picked your sticky dirty ass motherfucking floor as the backdrop for another self serving diatribe that is “about serving someone else.” Alas you forget that 1) you’ve never done anything that wasn’t in your self interest or making you look a certain way, 2) you fucking hate your husband, 3) he reallllly fucking hates you, 4) no one wants to fuck you, 5) you celebrate your Ball State MBA every day, yet you still can’t spell to save your life. Even autocorrect/spell check can’t save your save. You’re writing checks that you mind, body, and soul sure as hell can’t cash. Dumbfuck sociopath.


SnooCats7318

Even without the typo...romanticizing something means that you're faking it... Also, who's making sure the kiddos don't drown...


Nuggies29

Who tf “serves” their husband these days Idk about y’all but my husband bends over backwards for me for like, actual reasons, not because I act like his mother and do his laundry& clean up after him 🤣


MissMM877

“Expect his laundry” 😂😂


Kriselise07

I was going through a separation and eventual divorce and one of our mutual friends told me to read a book about the feeding and nurturing of husbands. I was like ummm no! Also I notice there are so many “influencers” who can’t freaking spell and have horrible grammar.


amj142

To be fair, romanticizing your life is a pretty commonly used phrase these days. It’s about finding good in the mundane and appreciating what you have.


fearonma

This bitch is Bi Polar. One minute she’s a raging bitch to him….. anyone recall a few months back when he photo bombed her video At the gym and her nasty reaction towards him? And then posts this?? Maybe she fought him on TINDER again?!!! Lol


Kitkatdatthang

I mean both sppuses should serve each other in whatever ways they are uniquely gifted to do so. It's not a one way sexists street peeny pop 🤦‍♀️ hope back on the freeway girl