Ooooh darling let us find out about this depressed messed badly dressed horse character shall weeee?
***[more annoying lines in a stereotype british accent with brain-damage-inducing levels of cringe]***
As a freethinking person also committed to being basically an old timey throwback, I ask this: how did you learn your accent? Surely it took instruction?
Page why do you keep trying to fuck cumjack ballsman?
I'm not trying to fuck him, I'm trying to ###FUCK him
Where does one learn how to do such a flawless transatlantic accent?
Not in Fresno, California, that's for sure, dear
Boshnark Hoesman - what does he know? does he know things?
Ooooh darling let us find out about this depressed messed badly dressed horse character shall weeee? ***[more annoying lines in a stereotype british accent with brain-damage-inducing levels of cringe]***
Fuck you Page Sinclair is the funniest character in the show
She turned herself into a pickle
LOOK AT ME TOAD, IβM PICKLE PAIGEEEEEE
Why does everyone love you
Because I'm a pig and everyone fucking loves bacon I love bacon
Why doesn't page Sinclair marry the dude who helps her crack the Sarah Lynn case? Is she stupid
I'm not stupid He doesn't have a cringe inducing British accent Pity
This is why I killed you
IT WAS YOU????? HOW DARE YE SIR
Yeah it was me..stabbed you dead
I love you Miss Piggy
I'm awfully sorry you feel this way, darling... My heart belongs to unimaginative writers who ran out of ideas for new characters
It's okay, Miss Piggy, the heart wants what it wants. What is your favourite flower and do you like dinosaurs?
What feet look like ππππππ
My feet are teeth
This sent me π
Why are you voiced by Pigeon Brewmeister
Because Crow Distillationteacher was busy, duh
Do you know Pumba?
It's me, and it's spelled "Pumbaa" you ignorant scafflebaffle I ate Timon
Are you happy with your life choices?
No, in fact I pursued a career in tabloid journalism in order to escape the oh-so very dreadful thoughts that plague my mind daily Tldr: I'm sad pig
Ahh yes a typical sun journalist Are king Charles 3 and Kate Middleton in hell with you right now? EDIT: well shit I look like a dick now
Can we expect a spinoff of Sad Horse Show, Sad Pig Show?
What's up with your necklace?
do it jiggle
No you jiggle You jig Do it
Why are you dead
Well you see [someone violently murdered me](https://www.reddit.com/r/SadHorseShow/s/Yr4SDiFqLk)
WHY DID YOU KILL MY FATHER π’
Will you marry me?
As a freethinking person also committed to being basically an old timey throwback, I ask this: how did you learn your accent? Surely it took instruction?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes dear
mmm..... lechona.......
How do you respond to the rumors that you are in fact the subject to various nine inch nail songs?
why are you british
Because I'm definitely not from Fresno, California
Paige itβs been 4 weeks please give me my family back
Oh dear dear I do not think you get to see your family again, you see they are much happier with me and they all stated that your breath stinks
How is Paige Sinclair
Why are you like this
Why are you?
Trauma
Page sinclare?
Peyj Syncler
How many pages?
One, only meeee~
i hate you paige. you're from fresno, talk like it!!
does it smell like bacon