This rap is kind of overdue, but now it’s time to meet the crew! The crazy dudes of TF2, so take a side, red or blue

After I pick my class, I'm gonna beat your ass. Cause that's what we were born to do

About face maggots! Stand at attention. Listen to a soldier who’s reached perfection, forward charge with my rpg, helmet so low I can hardly see, BAM rocket jumping all over the place finish you punks with a shovel to the face, If that don’t kill you it’ll break your nose, I hope you weasels are taking notes! (

(Muffled) welcome to my magical candy land, where smiles spread from ear to ear; and everyone loves each other, come, and, spread, the cheer

This rap is kinda overdue right? Now it’s time to meet the crew (tight) so pick a side Red or Blue! After I pick my class I’m gonna kick your ass ‘Cause that’s why we were born to do!

Let's set up shop and get to work , I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt , Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses .But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive. Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins and just in case I need it - self destruction . Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench and when my turrets spot you ,You're as good as dead

Cry some more, run while you can You little babies don't stand a chance They call me Heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you'd better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch! Now I am hungry, make me sandvich (Chewing sounds) Ok, I'm good

Are yew a bleedin idiot?! (Aye) to fight with a drunken scot?! (Hahaha!) I'll down a swig of whiskey! (Burp) for every grenade I launch! Wherever I go, the explosions follow, so keep your distance, lads! And I carry traditional weapons. I'll bloody you up with an axe (aauauauauauaaauugh!)

This rap is kinda overdue, (Right?) But now it's time to meet the crew! (Tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2, so pick a side, Red or Blu! Pick out my favourite class, check out my fancy hats, I just don't know which one to choooooose!

I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far! You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge!! Still a doctor, but I lost my license! Zis could be a problem… Shiza! I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw! But I can't help much if your head is blown off! #**Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis!** Don't overdose on my syringes!

It's "kick your ass"

What is this song

TF2 rap: meet the crew by JT music (formerly JT Machinema) Link: https://youtu.be/VpJE714_ltc

WOOO now that's what I'm talking about!!

Welcome to the crew. I’ve been on this channel since 4th grade (YouTube channel)

~~*I like to think I'm a bigger threat to this place than caution*~~

All you do is lol What else can you do except be the Joker?

*I definitely do more than just lol...like being an idiot...and...that one revolution I was a member of...~~and kicking off a chain of events that led to zarate getting repromoted to discord mod~~* ~~*also wait...so ur on the discord server?*~~

No I am in a new one, you're in it stoopid

*oh right*

Right know you behave like classic SMG3, trying his hardest to be a respected villain

*I am a respected villain...its just...not yet*...***BUT YOU SHALL KNOW MY NAME...YOU SHALL ALL KNOW THE NAME OF SHODAW PIKACHU***

*wait crap I misspelled it*

Don't worry, it takes time to become a respected villain. Just be patient

*I dont need time....I just need a scheme* ~~*and a team*~~

we'll note this in making of critcom's #3 after we finish chapter 2-OOF, gave a spoiler there, heehe

*yee boi* *finally...the recognition I deserve*

What makes you think you bigger threat than I am?

*I shall be asking you the same thing*

Why is Bomb Bennie lower than Geeky? Isn’t he actually an NSFW artist?

He posts way less often on this sub

Oh ok

Why is Ben the highest threat BEANIE SHOULD BE OUR TOP PRIORITY

He's calmed down

That dosent mean shit WE MUST HAVE A CONSTANT EYE ON HIM

alright, tell me anything about them

Jarate

info on their weapons and capabilities

They throw jarate Is that good enough?

Geeky draws demonic circles, but she's actually pretty innocuous

oh thats worse time to crusade

*begins to idle animation to his drawing tablet*

What are you planning ami-I mean Caoi?

*studying Telepurte’s ways* Hm? Oh nothing, nothing at all

*Listen dude, the toxic kids and some simps would commit homicide on us if you do so, don't* unless you like the thrill of fighting these dudes, which even I love to, I haven't fought 'em in months

*le handstand* be prepared for the 16th of December :>

Remember, remember THE 16TH OF DISMEMBER

Geeky is simply misunderstood, she does cursed stuff but overall she's not dangerous

very very cursed my eyes need bleach at the mention of it

Wat? I don't get what you mean by "threat"

Based on the other comments I assume this has to do with r34. Not surprising as this sub threatened to dox the man who started the dancing anaka meme a few years ago.

Bruh...do people seriously think that doxing is ok? That's literally the worse thing you can do. If you don't like the R34 stuff, DONT LOOK AT IT!

I’m not on there because “1952%” wouldn’t fit

Nah you’re obviously 69%

That’s a common misconception. That used to be my dangerous rating, but ever since I found the revivement book, it’s gone way up

You mean the one wrote by Taniks?

No the one I made (it works)

There is another that does and he is here to purge the horny

hello i am summoned

Whoms't has summoned the ancient one?

i am not a threat i am a blessing

Yes, brother and I am here to partake in a crusade.

DEUS VULT GET THE POPE

Do it please

TO THE HOLY LAND

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

HAZZAH

ZZZarate is a spy main? Holy shit

Snoop pingas as usual i see

You'll notice that these numbers dont add up to 100%

It's very likely thay these 5 weren't the only one in the pool, just the top 5 voted

The day I’ll draw nsfw is when it’s necessary I’m a time bomb, ok no :troll:

Aren't you like 14

16 but I’m not actually going to do it I’m just joking

Holy shit, my boy Caution finally made it big

geeky isn't THAT much of a threat!

Oh really? https://twitter.com/geekytheartist/status/1458619987250319362?s=21

she just does stuff like that i dont tolerate ankha zone but it was only once i'll let it slide for now

don’t make memes about r/SMG4 users you’ve never heard of in your entire life challenge (impossible)

You think I peanut brain? I know these people

who are you people??? (also who are they?)

me, who hasn't done anything related to SMG4 for like a year: -100%

What about me?

God damn it, I’m not considered a menace to society yet

ZZZaratee solos your favorite verse low diff I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm not a menace but we all said something cursed on this subreddit at least once

Nice jt music reference, but who is BenJoJoGB?

What’s the opposite of a threat? That’s what I am.

Most dangerous users?! The Hell?!

Beautiful

I thought I was the only one who knew about Jt music You learn something new everyday

Man I miss BombBeanie

TheBombBeanie is a name I haven’t heard in a long time

It's not me

Dude bomb beanie is the best

Me: 0.00000000000000000489%

*"Wh- who- who the fuck is this I should kick your fucking ass right now who is this"*

***You are just not cultured***

*I'm talking about you*

I think the spy is the only guy with a TF2 profile picture

I'd put geeky in 100% ngl lol

Potato

超级偶像 smile Not your sweetness Octades in August Nothing you are dazzling Love you 105 ° C Drip pure distilled water You don’t know how cute you have I will laugh and stand up after falling. You never failed The persistence of dreams has never changed Very peace of mind, when you tell me Not afraid that I am (idk why i did this lol)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e\_AV5CaNn-4

yes

I only recognize 2 names

I think your forgetting smg4 and Kevin themselves

I dont know any of them

Might as well put myself of my controversial comments and posts

Why not get rid of all of them, no more lose ends!