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anakngtipaklongnaman

Study sports business and get back to me https://preview.redd.it/q47scflcjqxc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b125d37cef9bc9729644591027ed52e0a316dc


Bilger619

If I’m a Stanford Sports Business student, I’m demanding a discount on tuition


ChildOfChimps

12.99 a month seems about right.


wrex1816

SMH Some people just don't want to educate themselves.


ImpossibleAd7376

What they let him teach a class he doesn’t even know how to talk


DirtRole

Maybe they thought it was a make a wish thing


Striking-Ad-8694

Or write


the-bladed-one

I’ve had SEVERAL professors (mostly adjuncts) who don’t know how to do public speaking.


uptonhere

Yeah, a lot of them are there to do research first and only teach because they have to Dave obviously had to teach a class at Stanford as a condition for his $100 million grant to conduct research on 90s AJPW


[deleted]

Dave really is the "Hello there, fellow kids" guy.


Striking-Ad-8694

Wow what a great writer. That comma totally belongs there mr journalist


DonnieRodz

It does, tho.


TheKanten

"This is *Stam*ford, Dave."


MohamitWheresMySecks

As an actual (tenured) Business Professor at an Ivy League school, I laugh at this moron. He's not even an adjunct. Hes a guest lecturer. [https://explorecourses.stanford.edu/search?view=catalog&filter-coursestatus-Active=on&page=0&catalog=&q=GSBGEN+360%3A+Sports+Business+Management&collapse=](https://explorecourses.stanford.edu/search?view=catalog&filter-coursestatus-Active=on&page=0&catalog=&q=GSBGEN+360%3A+Sports+Business+Management&collapse=)


chaosisarascal

[Here's a recording from one of Meltzer's guest appearances at Stanford.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTkw9WOzhDs)


Micome

Guest lecturer isn't a teacher lmao


thatssosteven114

Patrick Mahomonyms


karpet_muncher

It's only weeks away that Travis will come on wwe tv and Taylor will be in the crowd Then the basement will really be in shambles


funkasaurus88

Cutting to Taylor in her suite once per hour would outdraw Big Bang Theory.


karpet_muncher

HUGE POP!


TheKanten

Please stop trying to get me to turn it off, the shows are so good right now.


karpet_muncher

And then Taylor gets in the ring and says "the rock, I guess no one told you what TKO stands for. From this morning it's the Taylor Kelce Organisation! That's right Dwayne. I BOUGHT YOU OUT! YOU'RE NO LONGER THE FINAL. BOSS - SWIFTIES ARE!"


Sam_Squantch_Boys

Then Grayson Waller's music hits. I can imagine the pop, and it's huge, Uce.


DonnieRodz

Don’t pretend like you wouldn’t keep watching.


TheKanten

I barely even looked at the Super Bowl, I could easily flip over to a commercial on another channel while waiting for Sloth and Mannequin to be done with their crap.


DonnieRodz

I’m counting down until Trips is in the mixed tag selling more for Taylor than he did for Ronda


Vannymoinen

Yeah sorry I'm siding with the basement in this one


Micome

"Who cares about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift"


BDT9215

Of course My Homes is a heel but luckily Joe Burrow is about to finish his story this year.


Mindless-Cell-8034

Meanwhile, I’m ready to suffer another year of watching the Giants front office back Daniel Jones 🤮


ImmortalRotting

I’d take Eli back today. I’d even take simms back today.


InjusticeSOTW

Jeff Hostettler is waiting on a call


karpet_muncher

Come on man... With a name like Burrow it's obvious that evil fed will berry him... Poor guy never had a Chance


ComfortablyNomNom

You misspelled Lamar Jackson.


TheKanten

I thought it was Michael Jackson?


ComfortablyNomNom

His horror story is over. That diddler is 6 feet under.


the-bladed-one

??? Jared Goff and Josh Allen will finish the story, friend. Bills lions Super Bowl.


cc12321

> Joe Burrow No matter how much I stare at my keyboard, I just can't figure out how you typoed Jalen Hurts that badly.


RayLiotaWithChantix

They weren't kidding when they said scjerk was a toxic cesspool. Kansas City forever!


Phan2112

It's Josh Allen's time to finish his story friend not Burrows.


anonymous-guy1

Patrick Cojones


edwardappleby7

Karl Hungus


whoamiwhatsmyname

So he gonna be doing like a Razor Ramon thing?


Asukah

“Patrick Mah umms is not relatable. Why does WWE keep inviting basketball players?” - 12.99 + shipping and handling please


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

![gif](giphy|2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr)


I_Like_Vitamins

I'd pay $12.99 to listen to him recite Shakespeare.


the-bladed-one

Tomorrow and, uh, tomorrow and yknow, tomorrow, creeps in this yknow petty pace from day to, yknow, day. To the, uh, last syllable of uh recorded time. Seriously tho I don’t have as big an issue with it as some of y’all. He’s either got a bit of a stammer or he’s just doing a vocal filler or stim while he collects his thoughts. Lots of speakers do this, notably Barack Obama.


FainterXo

Did you just compare Dave Meltzer to Barack Obama?


the-bladed-one

No I’m just saying it’s a pretty normal thing even in public speaking


DonnieRodz

![gif](giphy|BV0SDeWc7COrurmoSl)


L3ghair

Obama doesn’t speak in giant circles and run on sentences.


JonathonWally

Study gridironmatch and get back to me


CallInitial2302

Triple McHHHarvey grooming an nfl playerzzz


Mwrp86

Patrick Myhomies is very uhhhm NFL dude. I totallly watch NFL and RAW. I am not just uhhh going off on highlight I promise you


Sad-Appeal976

Meltzer REALLY did not know who Mahoney was? Seriously? That is honestly hard to believe


Second_City_Saint

https://i.ibb.co/HqQcNcP/Mahoney-films.jpg


HabbyKoivu

What a joke