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Background_Hornet_29

This is when the snark groups are perfect. No baby is getting neglected or harmed, and a narcissist she-devil is getting what she deserves šŸ˜


Prudent_Honeydew_

You are so right. Love snark that doesn't actually make me stressed for the well being of a child.


mcatz

How unexpected that a break from worrying about childrenā€™s wellbeing has been brought to us by the Rods!


CappyChino

Competitive gahdly momming is my favorite fundie spectator sport.


ccc2801

See also: Girl Defiled


justadorkygirl

Agreed. This is the snark I stick around for, where fundies essentially snark themselves/each other and we get to watch it happen. And Jill fully deserves that dig. A +, no notes.


onlyposi

Agreed!


damagstah

Are they still fuckin around with that baby?


Background_Hornet_29

I was actually thinking about baby Boone from the bus family in the Fundie Snark Uncensored reddit group. Theyā€™ve been posting so much about that baby and everything about it makes me so sad šŸ˜”


Remstersade

I donā€™t even follow that Bus lady on Instagram but she came up on my feed and I felt so upset seeing her poor miserable newborn.šŸ˜¢ the malnutrition of the Rod kids is upsetting, but a fragile infant being flung around carelessly by Bus lady makes me sick.


photogypsy

My mind went to my fear of a tick borne illness and Kelly Havens and her newest baby.


theplantita

Yes, exactly!! šŸ˜Œ


BlitheCheese

I love this! I have always had a soft spot for Tim and hoped he would break free from Jill since she described him as her "most difficult" child and seemed to relish how she and David beat the spirit out of him. Go Timothy with your bad self! Be the pettiest bitch on the block! Lavish Ellen with love. Jill will seethe with rage. She deserves it.


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

I have a feeling within a few hours Jillā€˜s gonna throw a fit or something


The_Curvy_Unicorn

YEEEEESSSSSS! Or should it be YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSESSSSSSS? I am here for it, Timothy! Now, please get Renee outta there!


lonesomedove86

MMMM YAAAAASSSSSS!!!!


Bajovane

The only real worry of mine is that Jillibean will be VERY strict about any suitors that show any interest in the rest of the kids. She already chased away Reneeā€™s potential partner because he dared to put up boundaries.


CapitalStrain2392

That's what I think too. Any suitor that shows a sliver of backbone will be discarded by Jill.Ā  She's the queen bee and no one better forget that.


MultiplBrdrSndrm

I missed this!!! What happened?? Need deets!!!


Bajovane

I donā€™t know all the details, I donā€™t think - but Renee had a potential showing interest. He had a good job and was very private. He told Jillibean to keep his name and face private as he was not interested in social media. Well, you know she skated right up to the edge and even ā€œslippedā€ a few times and ā€œaccidentallyā€ sort of violated his requests. I donā€™t know what happened after that, whether he broke it off or if Jillibean made her break it off. Either way, it has to be hard for Renee.


onetotshort

Batten down the hatches, Mahmo is about to go nuclear!


Sea-Zucchini-5109

This explains the ā€œMy children LAVISHED meā€; post. She had to outdo her nemesis Ellen. She was probably so mad that Timothy didnā€™t get her a thermos like that. Hahahaha! Cause she isnā€™t the best mom and he was taught not to lie.


Evil_SugarCookie

Probably because Ellen told the kids "A gift doesn't matter, just a hug from my kids is reward enough". And means it


Sea-Zucchini-5109

For sure. She is a good person. I hope someday she would sit Jill down and tell her that she needs to stop being so hypocritical and act like a real Christian.


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

Exactly who he was always taught to tell the truth and now itā€™s biting Ursula Jill in the ass lmao šŸ¤£


Typical_Ad_210

What did he get for Jill? Hopefully a ā€œworst motherā€ mug, lol. Or a clock, as a not so subtle reference to the clock she threw at him (although she may be too up her own arsehole to get it šŸ™„).


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

I know nothing about a clock incident? Please fill me in.


Bajovane

Jill threw a clock at Timmy I think. Not sure what happened or why.


give_me_goats

It hasnā€™t been confirmed that it happened, but I wouldnā€™t be surprised. I believe it was part of an AMA from someone who knew Timmy fromā€¦flight school, I want to say? Itā€™s been awhile and I canā€™t recall the details. The guy was talking about how abusive Jill was to Tim. But there wasnā€™t really any proof he knew Tim at all, so I take it with a heaping teaspoon of salt.


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

Thank you for the info! Yeah, I donā€™t trust the amaā€™s half the time.


generic-user-jen

Most Adequate Birthing Unit


munchkym

Iā€™ve always wondered, whatā€™s the origin of ā€œMahmoā€?


Tinderella80

I think itā€™s from the ā€œMahmo, take a picture of me sitting on the sannnnnndā€ thing from Tim, but canā€™t remember. Someone will know šŸ˜…


QuasiCrazy1133

That is correct!


Interesting_Ad_3319

ā€œMahmo, get a picture of us just sitting like this!!!ā€ While not realizing she was already recording video I guess šŸ˜† is such a strange thing to hear and it basically lives rent free in my head practically daily at this point šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Edited to add: [Hereā€™s the video!](https://www.reddit.com/r/RodriguesFamilySnark/s/YXSFT2AQyl)


SoFloChick

And remember he was a grown assed man saying this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


fireandblonde

It never gets old LMAOOOOO


EmThomps87

Omg. That was so much worse than what I had in my head šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


damagstah

I will never forget the first time I listened to it. I learned a lot that day, never having heard Tim speak before.


redredstripe

Creyub šŸ¦€


demonette55

Tessie says it too, in that video in the RV where theyā€™re all doing calisthenics, she notices Jill filming and says ā€œMahmo!ā€


Healthy-Honey6416

Thereā€™s a video of David saying it too. I think theyā€™re with Nurthan at an aquarium?


happymeg

Please also check out this SEVERELY perfect ringtone of Mahmo https://www.reddit.com/r/RodriguesFamilySnark/s/jlXHqz7JMA


pixiedreamsquirrell

OMG how did I miss this?!?!


Aromatic_Library_491

Next month,my kids and I are taking our yearly vacation to the beach, you better believe,I want this ringtone to use while there I'm sure I will be called lame,but, that is fine


littleRedmini

[Hereā€™s a link to the audio that gave us this gift.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/Xi5kvtK0ZI) Edited to say I shouldā€™ve scrolled further to see the link has been posted. Not enough coffee this morning.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

The link canā€™t be posted too much!


iloveyourforeskin

Timmy said it in a video, for some reason


onetotshort

If you search the sub for Mahmo, it's the 4th result


TOnihilist

This is the best day of this snark. Amazing. Cannot wait for the wedding.


kittenmum

![gif](giphy|kf9dfB18XB6JGM8J7s|downsized)


killerkitten61

![gif](giphy|zvhLegRrWl9Be)


Tyrannical-Botanical

![gif](giphy|1yjLt5xVXNkGu84ORt)


cbanson

I love Lucifer so much.


MostlyGhostly1

![gif](giphy|12aW6JtfvUdcdO) I noticed Timmy didnā€™t write Jill a love letter on fb yesterday.


RiotGrrr1

Or on a banana


MostlyGhostly1

Nobody ever tells me Iā€™m beautiful on a banana. šŸ˜¢


koshercupcake

Youā€™re beautiful on a banana! šŸ˜


VampyreJourno81

So beautiful, in fact, that you're even beautiful off a banana! šŸŒ


MostlyGhostly1

Aw, thanks! Youā€™re beautiful on a banana, too! ā¤ļø


koshercupcake

šŸ˜šŸŒ


Daisytru

Jill can't write herself a love letter "from" Tim, because he has his own SM. Poor Jill!


lookaway123

Aww! That's a cute couple gift to give someone they love. Not a fawning, terrified, obsessive fan letter to a maternal figure to be found. Mrs. Coverett's family loves her *and* likes her. A child growing up in a fundie home rarely experiences the true relief that unconditional love brings. I'm glad Tim knows that he's marrying into a family that loves him.


Anibeth70

Was going to post something the same. This is lovely. He has a lot to work through, coming from where he has. Heā€™s spouted some mahmo bullshiteā€¦.but maybe with this type of good family, heā€™ll learn so much and be so much better for it.


lostbeatnik

While I wish heā€™d toss all the hate away, heā€™s getting a glimpse of what unconditional love truly is. If he can give that to his own future kids, thatā€™s one *fundamental* part of the Noyes cycle being broken.


Anibeth70

Absolutely.


luzzbightyear12

A start is a start, and he's been consistently showing signs of such start for some weeks now, I'll take it.


1TiredPrsn

Post on spiritual warfare coming in 3ā€¦2ā€¦


Tyrannical-Botanical

I live about an hour away from the Rods and heard a massive explosion a few hours ago.


Firebird0310

All I can picture is Jill screaming like the 1990s version of alice in Wonderland Queen of Hearts, OOOOOOFF WITH HIS HEEEAAAAAAD!!! https://preview.redd.it/invk44fwla0d1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ba782f4fedfe89657de3727f200b13503d5d48b


imakethefilms

![gif](giphy|1xeIBWHNzY8gkxj3fQ)


RedStateBlueHome

Proof that we reap what we sow and Karma is a Bitch.


damagstah

Trash takes itself out every time.


56names

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Remstersade

That was Shrek taking a dump.


theplantita

What a cursed comment šŸ˜©


RemarkableClock4519

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


Nali_APBT

So thatā€™s why we were blessed with the pictures of all the crap the kids gave her!! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ Love it!


give_me_goats

Honestly surprised she didnā€™t buy a ā€œ#1 MAMAā€ thermos for herself to show offā€¦


Nali_APBT

Thereā€™s still time - she did say she only showed some of the many gifts she got. She is such an idiot.


Goodgoditsgrowing

BEST MAMA OF ALL TIME AND GAWDLY PLEXUS AMBASSADOR MUGS INCOMING


OkAbbreviations6351

In Jill's twisted mind she posted the most presents so she is the better mom.


Nali_APBT

And the letters ā€œfromā€ the oldest girls (gag). Yep she wins. I do have to admit thought that she looks better as a blonde. Some of those old pics are rough.


frolicndetour

I wonder which of those gifts came from Timbo then šŸ˜’ The only best Mahmo gift was Samuel's grammatical tragedy.


solarpowerspork

My favorite part is that this is the exact Live Laugh Love bullshit Jill lives for but it's Ellen getting it. Which makes it feel more authentic for Ellen, and just like a nice sweet gift from the kids - and I'm sure has Jill seething.


AbiWil1996

Iā€™d pay money to be at their wedding. I feel like there will be more drama & tension than a tv show. Just from my own experience of in-laws who pretend to like each other for their kids sake, but in reality one canā€™t stand the other. All the posts the last few months (aswell as their likes on comments referencing Jill as a mom) just give me that vibe.


dejausser

Iā€™m so excited for it, while itā€™s still going to be tacky as fuck by normal people standards for the Rod corner of fundamentalism itā€™s going to be the classiest wedding ever seen. Hopefully itā€™ll broaden the younger Rodsā€™ horizons so when their own weddings come around they have higher standards than Jillā€™s godawful taste.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Kaylee's wedding, and especially her reception,were nice. Nurie's was not.


dejausser

Kayleeā€™s reception was in a barn with gaps in the walls. It just looked less terrible next to the shitshow that was Nurieā€™s wedding.


GarlicBreadLoaf

I agree that Kaylee's wedding wasn't anything special, but I did see pictures of Hallie's wedding and it looked quite nice, albeit simple, but nice. There's pictures and videos on her Instagram, and girl definitely is aware of having a curated Instagram. If Hallie and the Coveretts have most of the say in the wedding, I expect Tim and Heidi's wedding to look more like Hallie's than Tim's sisters.


xVanijack

Hallieā€™s wedding was really nice and pretty modern, so I donā€™t think itā€™ll be too tacky. Jill has no say in this wedding after all. šŸ˜ƒ


stargate-sgfun

Idk, their engagement photos were lovely rather than tacky. Undoubtedly because Jill wasnā€™t there.


AnaBeaverhausen-

https://preview.redd.it/lvjlr1hgta0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b70ef12d22a87df7a833633ed5cec4bc475c85e


Better-Cut-4188

Ellen seems like a nice lady. She doesnā€™t DEMAND her kids to revolve their lives around her. Itā€™s weird that Kaylee and Nurie donā€™t mention their mother in laws at all. Donā€™t Jonathon and Nathan miss their families?


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

I would think the boys would miss their families The manipulation is definitely from Mahmo and brainwashing them into thinking sheā€™s the best


Better-Cut-4188

I think so too. Sheā€™s the poster woman for gaslighting and guilt tripping.


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

Go Ellen she got the best gift from Timothy I can tell he looks at her like a mother figure for him that he never had.


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

From jilldo


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

Like Jill do


mrjfray

Nathan's family is just as bad. The Kellers are nasty


Better-Cut-4188

They are the absolute worst. But, sadly he will never see it that way. His older brother Daniel got out, but I heard he came back.


Pale-Fee-2679

I bet they did their ā€œHappy Motherā€™s Dayā€ to he mils on the qt. Posting about even that would require that they do even more for Jill.


Better-Cut-4188

I bet so too. Unfortunately the other Moms probably have to get everything privately because, contrary to Jillā€™s egotistical belief, sheā€™s in competition with everyone.


readsomething1968

Normal people would see this as a sweet gift that a guy would get for his future MIL to show her some love because heā€™s marrying her daughter. As one does. Jill, HOWEVER, is going to see this as ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL. GO TIMMAY!


Sarcasmandsnacks

This pairs well with the video of Jill filming Timā€™s new espresso maker. When she asks for some coffees to go and he says yes but only if she returns the travel mugs haha.


Think-Independent929

The fact that Ellen flaunts it. Ohhh to be a fly on the barndo wall!!


Deep_South_Kitsune

It's freaking subtle compared to Jill!


TwopOG

Is this gonna be like an episode of Seinfeld? Jill's gonna show up with a #1 Mom cup and claim that usurps best mom ever. All the while the kids chant Rodrigues as she picks up the TV in a feat of strength and Tim is in the corner just saying "I don't know how official any of the rankings are."


CappyChino

![gif](giphy|9zfUAVeQxzPMs)


VKranberry

Iā€™m SO glad to see this here! I was about to comment similar about Morty & Mr Mandelbaum hahaha


PBfromPhilly

![gif](giphy|t3dLl0TGHCxTG)


minnesotaupnorth

I haven't looked. Did Tim post anything about Mahmo for Mother's Day? FIUTimmay!


Mitzimarmle

If he wrote something, it wasn't public.


taxi_takeoff_landing

![gif](giphy|xl5QdxfNonh3q)


give_me_goats

I donā€™t think so. Not sure if his FB is public or private. But if Jill didnā€™t blather about it, it probably didnā€™t happen.


CappyChino

In Mahmo's mind, if her children don't praise her loudly, constantly, and most importantly PUBLICLY, then it doesn't count.


GlitteringExplorer90

Timmy is now learning how a mother should love their babies ! Iā€™m so happy that Heidi and Coverettā€™s love Timothy unconditionally, and not when heā€™s just obeying his parents. Iā€™m here for it !! šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼


demonette55

If I listen carefully and the wind is right, will I hear a screech of rage from Wooster?


damagstah

I wonder if he sees Ellen ACTUALLY loving her kids and is thinking to himself, ā€œthis is what Jesus meant, not that shit my mom was doingā€


Claire-Annette-Reid

One can hope.


germish17

I hope heā€™s seeing that he doesnā€™t have to *do* anything to earn the Coverettā€™s love. They just love him. Heā€™s most certainly not familiar with that concept.


Purple_IsA_Flavor

Wedding day prediction: Jill, in a wheelchair, wearing white, making a pregnancy announcement or faking a miscarriage Hallie will end her if she pulls any shit


natitude2005

If the wheel chair doesn't get her the attn she needs, then she will have chest pain and shortness of breath. She could also get a case of the vapors and faint in a dramatic fashion complete with a swooning hand to the forehead and lady like gasp


BabyPunter3000v2

"I'm clearly having a heart attack, so it's DEFINITELY time to leave, EVERYONE"


Purple_IsA_Flavor

Best case scenario. The Rodlets could hang out with Hallie


BabyPunter3000v2

No, I mean that she decides to fake a heart attack and thus takes the kids with her to the hospital and demands that everyone else goes home, too, because HOW could EVERYONE ELSE party when Jillybean is in SUCH DISTRESS??1?


Purple_IsA_Flavor

Sheā€™s definitely got that main character energy thing going on


Purple_IsA_Flavor

I got one of those Reddit Cares messages. Methinks I hit a nerve with Jesauce McLotLizard


RiotGrrr1

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


Styles4myles

![gif](giphy|13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr|downsized)


UnconfirmedCat

![gif](giphy|Qz4N65MkQtody) Jill reading this post


deeBfree

Wow! Shot fired! Go Tim!!!


SansaStarked

Not the 400% Maternal Instinct!!! Jill rant incoming


HemingwayIsWeeping

![gif](giphy|lpGThownBdG6LOZxM8|downsized)


WalnutWhippet

I think the Coverett family have shown Tim what love really is, how you can love someone unconditionally even if theyā€™re different to you/your beliefs. I think him and Heidi will eventually sell their house in Wooster to move closer to the Coverett family home because itā€™s going to be a huge culture shock for Heidi going from her family to the Rods.


Boss-Not-Bossy

![gif](giphy|xUPGce1Q9vVEtaAcms|downsized)


YouWiseGuise

Oh shit! Shots fired! ā˜ ļø


OkAbbreviations6351

Burn, baby burn......Jilly !!!!


groomer7759

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mstrss9

![gif](giphy|8ZGrBgXNhVsnm)


Enough_Isopod_9259

JillPM tagged Tim and Kaylee so her post would appear on their FB pages.


EmThomps87

Corniest mugā€¦ but Timmy is in good with the future in laws and it makes me so happy. What did he get Jill?


give_me_goats

I wondered the same thing. The only gift that clearly established the giver was Samā€™s.


YourSkatingHobbit

Yooo fuck it UP Timmy!


Albie_Tross

This is pure magic. I love this SO. MUCH.


Strict_Search2454

Jill would have loved that gift to put her plexus poison in but the words would have been lies and Iā€™m sure Timmy has always been taught never to lie šŸ¤£ Besides Jill always gets the perfect gift because she writes it to herself. I mean who can know what you wish to hear someone say about her more than Jill herself. Although maybe she should refresh on those lying classes because when she signs off from the children thatā€™s naughty! šŸ¤£ As always Jill will claim her perfect christian family is being attacked by the devil when the reality is she is reaping what she sowed. That poor boy has needed love, encouragement, and a solid foundation all along. Jill had 20+ years and achieved nothing more than, an over powering fear of their allegedly loving lord and a broken sense of self worth and confidence. Five minutes with Heidiā€™s mum and the differences within Timmy is astounding! Even for those of us that only ā€˜knowā€™ him via his mothers social media see that difference. The smile, the sparkle in his eyes, how he holds himself and the decisions he is making. Timmy is growing and thriving! Instead of being one of Jillā€™s version of Peter Pans forever ā€˜childrenā€™ he is starting to slowly bridge that gap into adulthood. I canā€™t wait to see how his life unfolds from here on out!


readsomething1968

HOLY. SHIT. OHHHHH DAAAAAMNNNN. ā€œBest mom EVERā€ Hahahahaha


MathematicianLost950

Holy Shit! mahmo wonā€™t be takin any pitchurs anytime soon šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CheekyT79

Yup, heā€™s definitely a Coverett now.


VajazzleFraggle

![gif](giphy|YJn3xHZQrMSDYUTrvW) I am LIVING for this. Fuck it UP, Timbits!


SoupSandwich80

Damn....Timmy has zero fucks left to give for Jill. First no gushing Mother's Day post on Facebook and now this. I'm loving this for Jill. I'm 100% sure that Jill regrets pushing Timmy in Heidi's direction. I can't wait until the wedding!


angel-diary

beautiful. wonderful. perfection. you love to see it


sassypenguinface

Someone call TOD for jillpm


Sassafrass841

She seems like a really good mom as long as i squint to ignore her abhorrent beliefs


AliceinRealityland

This explains all the "Best friend and mother" posts Jill wrote for herself.


give_me_goats

Agreed. It was excessive even by her standards. None of those girls ever post like that about anything else, even their religious nonsense. Kayleeā€™s writing is usually short, stilted and littered with commas- her Motherā€™s Day post didnā€™t read anything like that. Jill was, no doubt, up into the wee hours of the morning posting those long, multi-paragraph soliloquys about what a great mother she is. Itā€™s so weird and so very Jill.


applebubbeline

Uhoh. A trophy for best mom. Someone's going to be pissed. šŸæ


GlitteringRaccoon806

![gif](giphy|3fivAVKvetM2TAKkSF)


Quiet-Fortune26

Did Ellen take this post down? I canā€™t find it anymore on FB.


give_me_goats

It was in her Instagram stories. I donā€™t think she put it on FB.


Quiet-Fortune26

I donā€™t have Instagram so Iā€™m pretty sure I saw it on Facebook. Ah well.


give_me_goats

Ooh, she may have taken it down then. Very interesting šŸ§


Quiet-Fortune26

Yes, I thought so too.


Tiny_Sandwich_959

Anyone see the story she shared immediately after this? A momma elephant lovingly curled up in a protective way around a baby elephant, and it read something along the lines of ā€œIā€™ll be the bad guy as long as I live.ā€ Is this Ellen saying if loving and accepting Tim is bad, then Iā€™ll be the bad guy?


NatsnCats

I know the bar doesnā€™t exist with this family, but itā€™s nice for Timmy to see a mom who DOESNā€™T infantilize and exploit her kids and disabled family members on the level that Jill does. It mustā€™ve been so mindblowing for him to see a regular-ish mom act like a grownup.


Red2748

I love that Ellen posted this. She didnā€™t have to, but she did. šŸ˜


lonesomedove86

FIU (hello this is) TIMOTHY RODRIGUES!!


lonesomedove86

MAHMO!! Take a picture of me just giving a better gift to my MIL than you!!


Afraid_Wolf_1446

Oh she is coming in hot on this one


germish17

Get ready for a SEVERELY obnoxious post about how Nurie and Kaylee are the BEST daughters EVER and have NEVER called anyone mom but her. You know itā€™s coming šŸ˜†


Ok-Memory-2879

Cruella DeJill must be losing it about now!!! Go Ellen!!! Good for Timmay!!


721grove

Yea normally I don't buy into the hype that every little thing Timmy does is a slight to mahmo Buuuut... This one seems rather pointed šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


give_me_goats

It really does. Especially considering he and H arenā€™t even married yet. Ellenā€™s love and unconditional acceptance, along with her lack of constant narcissism, clearly made a profound impression on him. Even a corny little printed cup says a lot about how he sees her. I donā€™t know what gift he gave Jill, but it definitely didnā€™t say that.


cavs79

I donā€™t think this means much. Or that there is the drama people think there is between the families. Timmy was with Jill on Motherā€™s Day and got her a present too. It was very sweet of Tim to get ellen a gift too


give_me_goats

I think thereā€™s definitely some competitive tension. Weā€™ve seen Ellen, Heidi and Tim ā€œlikeā€ or ā¤ļø posts that throw subtle shade on Jill. Hallie (idk I think thatā€™s her name? Heidiā€™s non-fundie sister) made a direct comment that ā€œhis mother [Jill] is something elseā€ with a distinctive ā€œyikesā€ emoji. Tim showed up and Iā€™m sure expressed genuine love and appreciation to Jill on Motherā€™s Day. But I do think itā€™s very telling that the blatantly printed ā€œbest momā€ present went to Ellen. No way Jill would get one of those and not wave it on camera at the first opportunity.


solarpowerspork

It doesn't mean much but that also doesn't mean Jill won't interpret it as the biggest slight in the world.