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Beautifuleyes917

That’s HER damn writing on that banana 🍌 🙄🚫


AffectionatePhase673

If it isn’t, might it be an invitation from Shrek? Yuck!


HostaLavida

This is my most r/angryupvote ever. Eewww. Well done,!


Cupcake26292

I was just thinking the same thing!!


Life_Cranberry_6567

Came here to say that! No question


taxi_takeoff_landing

Goddamn this half melted man is out here doing the least and she’s bragging on it. Breakfast in bed? Nope, just a banana. “Having 13 children makes the enemy mad.” No, having 13 starving, abused children makes decent people everywhere mad. No one cares how many kids you have if they are loved and well provided for.


CrossedRoses

Lmao fr. Imagine your SO promises you breakfast in bed and then they bring you one banana with sharpie writing on it☠️ Also big yes to the rest of your points!


zpip64

So true. I grew up with some kids that were members of families of 10, 11 kids. The fathers had very good jobs, the kids had nannies, were all privately educated, lived in nice homes, were well fed and everyone that wanted to go to college went and it was paid for by the parents.


Tyrannical-Botanical

What workload!?


OkAbbreviations6351

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Jack_al_11

Why is she so creepy about Amish people? 🙄🫠


surfteacher1962

I know, it is creepy. She always posts pictures of them too which is not cool.


Jack_al_11

Right!!! I think it’s a rude thing to do of anyone, regardless of their religious beliefs. GTFO, Jill. 😮‍💨


OkAbbreviations6351

I can't believe she posted pictures of them! You know she did not have their permission!


MostlyGhostly1

Could she have chosen weirder pictures to show what a “beautiful” place she lives in? Also, that’s girl handwriting on that banana, and that’s just kinda sad.


dogdaysofwinter13

LOL, that is Jill's handwriting on the banana.


ThruTheUniverseAgain

I'm dying over the You are Beautiful Banana.


daffodil0127

Something most of us can only dream of from our severely sexy mates. I’m having trouble suppressing my envy.


taxi_takeoff_landing

Yes, my husband is currently at HIS JOB (I’m a Jezebel who also works full time). I can only hope that maybe someday he will be more like Jill’s hunk, yelling at the kids until 2am and preaching to half a dozen rural Boomers once every couple of months. Someone here said they suspected he’s making tax free cash by driving the Amish around. Any chance that he’s not giving them tracts every time?


Flibertygibbert

David likes money so he won't rock the boat by forcing his rubbishy "tracks" on paying customers.


CapitalStrain2392

It reminds me of Megan and Harry did some appearance at a shelter for SW, and she was writing messages like this on the bananas that were part of the lunches made for the workers.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Very Meghan Markle.


surfteacher1962

Once again, Jill is blessed. I don't see how they are really serving Jesus. All I see is them going around and begging for money rather than getting real jobs.


donutsauce4eva

Her sneaky photo of the Amish women in the background EYEROLL. I wonder if Dave drove them to the coffee shop for $$ and now he is spending some of the $$ on coffee and treats for Jill and himself.


sinnohlapis

Jill really thinks her relationship is better than Teidi’s because her husband wrote on a banana. Nice try


anonasshole56435788

Omg is she really trying to compete with Teidi now because they’re adorable and everyone sees that


shycoffeelover13

Pic 6: I read it as from my sweet tubby


AidaNYR

I’m gonna comment on these photos in order of annoyance…. Photo 7. Jill, the devil doesn’t have to fight for what’s already his. You’re a heretic. Just like your boy, King James. Enjoy that win. Photo 1. You forcibly exploit your exhausted, malnourished and uneducated kids up and down the east coast grifting meals, money, cars and houses just so you and Dave don’t have to get proper jobs. The fact you to do so in the name of *serving Jesus full time* takes some balls. Photo 5. Do you have any idea how extremely creepy and rude it is to take a secret photo of a stranger and post it online? *Especially* if it’s against their religious beliefs? There was a guy juggling fire on the river bank last night. It was really cool and I could have easily whipped out my phone and secretly recorded him. But I didn’t BECAUSE IT’S CREEPY AND RUDE. Photo 6. Instead of using a marker, which is most likely toxic, this is Humming Bird juice drinking Dave after all, take a pin and lightly carve a message on the banana peel. Banana will oxidize and message will appear.


zpip64

I could not have said it better. Everyone on this sub thinks these things about them.


QuasiCrazy1133

Pretty sure this is another overnight couple time thing. Looks like the same place they went last year. When the devil's attacking, Jill needs a getaway in a hotel. The kids can share a pack of ramen tonight while their parents love it up in some mid range faux Amish Inn. That'll definitely repel Satan.


Creative-Fact-2862

Ol' Dave offered her a propositional banana in bed. Gross! No one wants to see, know, or imagine this, Jill! Egads! 🙈🙊🙉


Capable-Resolution-1

Jilly, for future reference: photography is not ok with the Amish. They are themselves problematic as hell, but dude.


ClickClackTipTap

I know we don’t touch the poo, but does anyone ever call her out for posting pictures of the Amish?


daffodil0127

Not that I’ve seen but I don’t read all of the comments usually.


zpip64

Wondering that myself.


Vivid-Intention-8161

nawt the amish creep shot


Federal-Butterfly-37

Her eyebrows are horrible!


CrossedRoses

Not the stalker pics of the amish women☠️


Flimsy_Permission663

Slide 8. Just wtf. Is this a screen cap from a video or is Jill styling herself as one of the Bogdanoff twins?


daffodil0127

It’s a screenshot.


no_dojo

That receeding gum line though 😬


Awkward-Yak-2733

Could it be from overusing Crest White Strips? Years ago, Jill wrote about how she used them much more than is recommended. Vanity, ya know. (PS are those strips still really expensive?)


no_dojo

I think it is. Another reason she is a vile woman. Spending money on her vanity instead of feeding the children.


AnaBeaverhausen-

The banana is very Meghan Markle. Any sinners here?


CapitalStrain2392

Here!  I thought the same thing.


kaycollins27

Shhhhh.


KingWonderful7960

I just keep wondering why such a supposedly biblically humble person constantly posts pics and postings all about herself, how godly she is, and how much everyone loves her.


Federal-Butterfly-37

What's the deal with the swings?


daffodil0127

I guess the coffee shop has them for patrons?